Why does everyone look at their poop on the toilet paper after wiping?

[Bless Mathews]

Don't lie. I check for patterns.

[Meticode]

All the time, I think most people do.

How many people pee in the shower? I do probably 50% of the time.

[purplch0de]

how do u kno ur not the only 1?

[L.Kizzle]

Gotta make sure it's healthy lookin' poop.


Ever look at your shit and be like "the fck did I eat" or "why the hell is broken glass floatin in the toilet?"

[Meticode]

Gotta make sure it's healthy lookin' poop.


Ever look at your shit and be like "the fck did I eat" or "why the hell is broken glass floatin in the toilet?"
Yes.

Anyone ever wipe their ass and the toilet paper rips and there's a little piece of shitty toilet paper stuck between your hairy ass cheeks? I think that's happened to me like three times in my life. Once at work and when It happened I said "You gotta be f*cking kidding me?" out loud in the men's bathroom while two other co-workers were in there with me."

[Marv_Albert]

What does it mean if you have green poop?

[thatoneblackguy]

I always take showers naked.

[Patrick Chewing]

Yes.

Anyone ever wipe their ass and the toilet paper rips and there's a little piece of shitty toilet paper stuck between your hairy ass cheeks? I think that's happened to me like three times in my life. Once at work and when It happened I said "You gotta be f*cking kidding me?" out loud in the men's bathroom while two other co-workers were in there with me."

You want to know what's worse? When one of your fingers breaks through the paper as you wipe cause you didn't fold it properly or use enough of it.

[Meticode]

You want to know what's worse? When one of your fingers breaks through the paper as you wipe cause you didn't fold it properly or use enough of it.
Never had that yet. Probably because I ball it up, I don't fold really. Which is probably why I induce tearing sometimes. :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

What does it mean if you have green poop?

Death is near

[The-Legend-24]

I look at it then smell it.

:roll: :roll:

[Meticode]

What does it mean if you have green poop?
It means you're consuming something that has a ton of green in it. Mint ice-cream, vegetables/fruits, cake frosting, etc.

It's pretty self-explanatory.

[HylianNightmare]

this thread is full of lulz
i usually look to check if my poop looks normal

[Marv_Albert]

I use about half a roll of toilet paper everytime I Have a sh it just to make sure I have wiped it all, keep watching the toilet paper till theres nothing left to wipe can't stand leaving poo still there.

[d.bball.guy]

How do you know "everyone" does it?:eek:

I gotta cover the window.

[Patrick Chewing]

Drink half a bottle of Pepto Bismol and then look at your poop. Guarantee you you'll think you're insides are dying.

[L.Kizzle]

Am I the only one that takes a shit butt-ass naked?

I always take all my clothes off when I shit. Since I know I'm gonna be in here for a minute, might as well get comfortable.

[Meticode]

I use about half a roll of toilet paper everytime I Have a sh it just to make sure I have wiped it all, keep watching the toilet paper till theres nothing left to wipe can't stand leaving poo still there.
Save the trees and use a wet wipe. I use wet wipes at home. I only use toilet paper if I'm out and about. There's no way you're going to get your ass totally clean if you're hairy as f*ck no matter how many times you wipe with regular toilet paper. You're just smeary that runny shit all over your ass hair.

Wet wipes is the way to go.

[The-Legend-24]

I hate when my ass gets all sweaty.:mad:

[Meticode]

Am I the only one that takes a shit butt-ass naked?

I always take all my clothes off when I shit. Since I know I'm gonna be in here for a minute, might as well get comfortable.
I usually don't, but the last 6 months when I take a shower in the morning (like clockwork) I have to take a shit right after I take a shower. It's kind of refreshing. I get back on the scale before and after my shower and I'm like "Whoa! I just lost 1 pound of shit!"

[Meticode]

I hate when my ass gets all sweaty.:mad:
Likewise. There's been times before where a tiny piece of toilet paper must've ripped off while wiping my ass. Later in the day after exercising and sweating and shitting I take a shower then a perfect round ball of toilet paper is at the top of my ass crack. About the size of a beebee. My ass cracks rolls toilet paper into balls. :oldlol:

[d.bball.guy]

Am I the only one that takes a shit butt-ass naked?

I always take all my clothes off when I shit. Since I know I'm gonna be in here for a minute, might as well get comfortable.
Same here. I'm a bit worried that if my shit creates a splash, it might leave a stain in my clothes.

[The-Legend-24]

Likewise. There's been times before where a tiny piece of toilet paper must've ripped off while wiping my ass. Later in the day after exercising and sweating and shitting I take a shower then a perfect round ball of toilet paper is at the top of my ass crack. About the size of a beebee. My ass cracks rolls toilet paper into balls. :oldlol:
:roll:

My fingers sometimes rip through the paper and my fingers are all full of shit.

:oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

I'm the opposite. I have to shit right before taking a shower. To me the perfect morning is brushing my teeth, taking a piss, taking a shit, then showering. I feel accomplished after that

Real deal. Having shit pains or urges at work or school just is not cool and ruins your day. Getting that shit (literally lolz) out of the way before leaving the house is a great feeling.

[The-Legend-24]

Dam all this talk about shit, making me wanna take a shit.

BRB.

[L.Kizzle]

I hate splashers. I usually can tell when I'm getting a splasher though and I stand up slightly after I drop it so that it won't hit my ass. I feel weird taking a shit naked
You rather take a shit with pants and draws hangin on your ankles?

Get free brah.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

I'm not even gonna to lie, I do look @ my poop....and I also sniff my poop too.

That shit got me fvcked for a good 4 hours:lol

[L.Kizzle]

I'm just not used to it. I've done it before it just feels weird to me.

Plus, unless I've got a sticky bomb, I'm only on the toilet for about 10 minutes tops so it's not that long that my pants are down
You're obviously not at one with your self if you can't poop naked.

[Bless Mathews]

What does it mean if you have green poop?


Blue food coloring.

[d.bball.guy]

I'm not even gonna to lie, I do look @ my poop....and I also sniff my poop too.

That shit got me fvcked for a good 4 hours:lol
:roll::roll:

[L.Kizzle]

Maybe I'm not :confusedshrug:

Just part of the maturing process. I still can't bring myself to piss in the shower.
aim for the drain

[Premeditated]

Am I the only one that takes a shit butt-ass naked?

I always take all my clothes off when I shit. Since I know I'm gonna be in here for a minute, might as well get comfortable.
not only do I get naked, but, I turn of the light and turn on facet on(I'm weird as fukk) and light up some candles.

of topic: you ever get a boner while taking a sh1t and that's when you have to pee some more? You don't know whether to tuck your d1ck in the bow or hold it.

[L.Kizzle]

I know that but I still just can't bring myself to do it.
The fck kind of shit is this?

Piss ... it feels good too. The warm water running on you while you piss ... oh!

[Bless Mathews]

I like go shit and play hand held yahtzee. Sometimes i play so long my feet fall asleep, then I get up and i fall down as im wiping, and I get shit all over my hamstrings n shit. (Shit, accidental pun).

[d.bball.guy]

not only do I get naked, but, I turn of the light and turn on facet on(I'm weird as fukk) and light up some candles.

of topic: you ever get a boner while taking a sh1t and that's when you have to pee some more? You don't know whether to tuck your d1ck in the bow or hold it.
:roll:

[L.Kizzle]

not only do I get naked, but, I turn of the light and turn on facet on(I'm weird as fukk) and light up some candles.

of topic: you ever get a boner while taking a sh1t and that's when you have to pee some more? You don't know whether to tuck your d1ck in the bow or hold it.
Never took a romantic shit before.

[Bless Mathews]

And who do you take a shit from? Aren't you giving it to the toilet?

[Marv_Albert]

I hate that buzz when you get a ghost wipe, you just took a massive shit but that poo must have been glossy as hell cos theres nothing on the toilet paper

what's up with that?

[tomtucker]

I use the shower hose to rinse the old butt.......you should try it, it

[Marv_Albert]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]I use the shower hose to rinse the old butt.......you should try it, it

[joe]

It's to assess how much wiping you will have to do. You wipe once.. check the toilet paper. Is there A LOT of poop on it, but your bet still feels wet? You're going to need a lot of toilet paper. You might need to ration the amount of TP you use, if you're low, or trying to save money.

But if you wipe and there's barely anything.. and your butt feels fairly dry? You just fold the toilet paper over once, and finish off the job.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Well I have the habit of wiping while standing up, so yeah...

Of course I'll see it.

Also I piss and poop at the same time sometimes. It sucks when I forget to point my dick downwards and then I end up peeing in my pants partially :rolleyes: But it's all good.

[Kungfro]

Am I the only one that takes a shit butt-ass naked?

I always take all my clothes off when I shit. Since I know I'm gonna be in here for a minute, might as well get comfortable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64

[Lakerlove420]

Well I have the habit of wiping while standing up, so yeah...

Of course I'll see it.

Also I piss and poop at the same time sometimes. It sucks when I forget to point my dick downwards and then I end up peeing in my pants partially :rolleyes: But it's all good.

sorry for this bro but I will tell you something that my Dad told me when I was really pretty young.. and I mentioned that.. he told me
"when you get older and your dick gets bigger you don't have to worry about that"
I shouldn't have to explain further but I'll just say that it will hang more downward and not outward... just sayin ..

man that's rough

[glidedrxlr22]

....checking for corn.

[glidedrxlr22]

sorry for this bro but I will tell you something that my Dad told me when I was really pretty young.. and I mentioned that.. he told me
"when you get older and your dick gets bigger you don't have to worry about that"
I shouldn't have to explain further but I'll just say that it will hang more downward and not outward... just sayin ..

man that's rough

Tryna say Eat got a little dikc. :roll:

[dunksby]

how do u kno ur not the only 1?
Some of us have lives outside the Internet and forums which enable us to have real life friends whom we can talk to about matters of everyday life. Its similar to your world but its a bit different.

[Premeditated]

Some of us have lives outside the Internet and forums which enable us to have real life friends whom we can talk to about matters of everyday life. Its similar to your world but its a bit different.
:roll: :lol :oldlol: :roll:

[Lakerlove420]

I like go shit and play hand held yahtzee. Sometimes i play so long my feet fall asleep, then I get up and i fall down as im wiping, and I get shit all over my hamstrings n shit. (Shit, accidental pun).


:roll:
man you guys were going off last night :roll:

[Styles p]

i look at it to make sure when im done wiping. ever wipe so much you start seeing little specs of blood on the tp?

[tomtucker]

Yeah that work's a treat, but when you think about it your standing in your own poo/water mix

no, i put the shower head under the butt while i am sitting on the can......i connected a hose to the sink, i can reach the water tap with one hand, the other is holding the shower head.....it is an art form

[brownmamba00]

I didn't know there was any other way
lolwut?

you guys woop your ass standing up?

[brownmamba00]

Yeah. How do you wipe sitting down?

I lift one cheek, put my hand with TP through it and wipe the shit out of my ass.

Standing up while wiping ur ass is weird :oldlol: Didnt know ppl were doing that

[Styles p]

i wipe mine standing up. gives you better leverage to get all up in there.

[ballup]

To check for blood. Why else?

[Premeditated]

so there's been 68 post and still no pictures?:facepalm

[InspiredLebowski]

At first I was like "the **** is this thread?" Then I was like "well...I do do that."

[dunksby]

I hate that. I first see signs of blood specs, and I'm thinking I can't be bleeding, can I? Then I wipe again and again and again until I'm assured that is blood.
Tell me about it, I started seeing blood on the paper 2 months which had me freaked out and searching all over internet about hemorrhage and shit, but after a few days fortunately it went away.

[Jasper]

this is one Whip as$ shit'n thread :oldlol:

What are those toilet's called that shower your as@ ??

Anyone on here have one ?

[dunksby]

i feel like i know too much about meticode's asshole. and i wipe standing up too.
:lol :lol :lol
http://acidcow.com/pics/20110726/some_cool_swags_01.gif

[Unstoppabull]

And OP how do you know that everyone checks?

You stalker...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMmuf5p0W4

[L.Kizzle]

At first I was like "the **** is this thread?" Then I was like "well...I do do that."
Haha do do.

[InspiredLebowski]

Haha do do.I was getting worried my witty high brow punnage would go unnoticed

[JustinJDW]

Yeah I wipe standing up. How the hell do you wipe sitting down? Isn't that what girls do? :oldlol:

[-playmaker-]

don't know why I avoided this thread so long...it is full of hilarious immaturity

:oldlol:

[clipps]

I normally look at the used toilet paper to see if I gotta keep wiping. Nothing more annoying than an itchy butt hole. Although, every now and then, I don't wipe it all. Either I forget, or I'm in a hurry, or I get tired of the never-ending wiping so I remedy that at the end of the night with my special loofa. I shower with 2 loofas color coordinated. One for my body and balls and one strictly for my ass crack. My roomate in tech school learned that the hard way. Anyone drop a really long turd and then stared at it to see how big it was? I definitely do. Anyone ever diahrreaed in a toilet and intentionally not flush just to see people's reaction? I've done that once or twice.

[Marv_Albert]

Yeah. I actually thought I had a hemorrhage there at first and I was panicking.

More reason to hate is that after you're done, the inside of your ass hurts like ****.

Bro this is the truth, i hate having the shits and going for about 7 in one days shits like sandpaper

[lilbill]

What are those toilet's called that shower your as@ ??


It's called a bidet.

http://www.charm-school.com/images/pen6/bidet.gif

[Lakerlove420]

Also I piss and poop at the same time sometimes. It sucks when I forget to point my dick downwards and then I end up peeing in my pants partially But it's all good.


sorry for this bro but I will tell you something that my Dad told me when I was really pretty young.. and I mentioned that.. he told me
"when you get older and your dick gets bigger you don't have to worry about that"
I shouldn't have to explain further but I'll just say that it will hang more downward and not outward... just sayin ..

man that's rough

uh.. hello...^^^this is FUNNY .....(no? am I crazy?
I guess not funny since I had to say so

Nobody had anything to say about this..huh?
I thought it was hilarious (true as well

I guess most of you are still pissing on your pants while peeing shitting down.
Because I don't see how it's possible this was not funny if you've ever been there
and are seeing it from either of our perspectives.. hmm

[mlh1981]

This is one of those threads where I hope there is noone else around me while I'm reading it.

[brownmamba00]

This is one of those threads where I hope there is noone else around me while I'm reading it.
:oldlol:

[Jackass18]

To see if the output matches the effort.

[LBJ 23]

To check for some worms