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Nick Young
08-03-2011, 04:19 PM
A merry group of scrubs has happily migrated it's way over to Euroleague during the NBA lockout in an attempt to gain the superstardom they were unable to achieve in America.

Let us go through the list and say how their game will translate when they take their talents to Europe. This is a guide for European fans so they know what to expect if their team signs one of these NBA studs


1. Jeff Adrien
Benetton Treviso (Italy)
7'2'' Wingspan, decent defender (by NBA standards, elite by euro standards)
Verdict: BRUCE BOWEN

2. David Andersen
Montepaschi Siena (Italy)
Big man with a decent shooting touch, not a strong rebounder or creator
Verdict: DIRK NOWITZKI

3. Hilton Armstrong
ASVEL Villeurbanne (France)
Legit 6'11, average athleticism (elite by European standards)
Verdict: BILL RUSSELL

4. Nicolas Batum
Nancy (France)
Tall, huge wingspan, bad shooter, great defender
Verdict: SCOTTIE PIPPEN

5. Jordan Farmar
Maccabi Tel Aviv (Israel)
Elite athleticism by European standards, can drive, dish and shoot, pretty much the complete PG by European standards
Verdict: CHRIS PAUL

6. Ersan Ilyasova
Anadolou Efes (Turkey)
Big guy shooter, strong on the boards, shown some ability to put the ball on the floor
Verdict: KEVIN DURANT

7. Nenad Krstic
CSKA Moscow (Russia)
Soft, shooter, average defender, however by European standards he is a strong defender with great leadership ability
Verdict: KEVIN GARNETT

8. Acie Law
Partizan (Serbia)
Speedy dribbler, ability to penetrate, not the best passer or shooter (elite though by European standards, he is used to a longer 3 afterall), however this shouldn't be a problem, neither is Teodosic and he dominates
Verdict: PETE MARAVICH

9. E'Twaun Moore
Benetton Treviso (Italy)
.....
Verdict: WHO?

10. Timofey Mozgov
Khimki Moscow (Russia)
Big and tall, shows some semblance of a low post game, legit 7 footer, rare for the European game
Verdict: TIM DUNCAN

11. Chris Quinn
Khimki (Russia)
Quick, decent handles, ability to pull up, a willing passer, will make a lethal combination with Mozgov, similar to how Shaq and Kobe were in their dynasty days.
Verdict: STEVE NASH

12. Mustafa Shakur
Pau-Orthez (France)
..
Verdict: CAN'T LIE THIS GUY WILL SCRUB IT UP IN EUROPE TOO

13. Darius Songaila
Galatasaray (Turkey)
The greatest Lithuanian player of his generation, this decidedly average center will feel right at home in the European game as his overall mediocrity will become an asset, not a hindrance.
Verdict: BILL WALTON

14. DaJuan Summers
Montepaschi Siena (Italy)
Another guy who playing in Europe will really bring out his qualities. He has ok handles, ok size, ok passing and ok scoring ability. He is only lacking on court leadership and ability to take over in crunch time.
Verdict: LEBRON JAMES

15. Garrett Temple
Casale (Italy)
A decent guard with size who shot 43% from 3 one year with the Spurs. He will easily be able to exceed that in Europe playing against smaller shooting guards.
Verdict: RAY ALLEN

16. Sasha Vujacic
Anadolu Efes (Turkey)
Ability to pull up from anywhere, amazing size for a European guard, decent handles (elite by Euro standards). Also has a tendency to whine and whinge.
Verdict: TRACY MCGRADY

17. Sonny Weems
Zalgiris Kaunas (Lithuania)
Amazing athlete (even by NBA standards) who can drive, and decent handles but a horrible shooter. Look for him to instantly become the best player in Lithuania.
Verdict: DWAYNE WADE

18. Deron Williams
Besiktas (Turkey)
A genuine NBA elite star, I can't even imagine the horrible things Deron will do to the "elites" of the European game. I think they will have to change the rules so that whenever Deron is on the floor his team can only play with 4 men, to make it fair for the opposition.
Verdict: ALL THE TALENT IN THE MONSTARR'S BALL TRANSFERRED IN TO ONE PLAYER

So there you have it European fans, a helpful guide to understand your new batch of NBA imports:cheers:

Rnbizzle
08-03-2011, 04:24 PM
GOAT troll topic, somewhat realistic though..

Nets fan 93
08-03-2011, 04:27 PM
the Nenad:kg comparison made me :roll:

gilalizard
08-03-2011, 04:38 PM
14. DaJuan Summers
Montepaschi Siena (Italy)
Another guy who playing in Europe will really bring out his qualities. He has ok handles, ok size, ok passing and ok scoring ability. He is only lacking on court leadership and ability to take over in crunch time.
Verdict: LEBRON JAMES

:roll:

Droid101
08-03-2011, 04:54 PM
Thread of the year.

Keep them coming!

Rose
08-03-2011, 04:57 PM
:roll: :roll:

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

Nick Young
08-03-2011, 05:19 PM
jeff just sticky this, it is a well-written and informative guide to the average Euroleague-only fan coming to this site to learn about the NBA players coming to Europe.

alenleomessi
08-03-2011, 05:24 PM
why u hatin on mustafa shakur bitch ?!?!?

Rnbizzle
08-03-2011, 05:27 PM
why u hatin on mustafa shakur bitch ?!?!?
that shit ****ing killed me though :lol :lol :lol

d.bball.guy
08-03-2011, 05:32 PM
:roll::roll::roll:

SCdac
08-03-2011, 05:34 PM
i laughed

madmax
08-03-2011, 05:44 PM
pretty much a GOAT thread:bowdown:
It doesn't get more informative and knowledgeable than this...Lebron James and Dwayne Wade comparisons take the cake though:D

Nick Young
08-03-2011, 08:07 PM
Look everyone! IN the 2000/2001 Euroleague season, this guy Nate Huffman out of University of Central Michigan was apparently good enough to win Euroleague MVP thus making him the best player in Europe!

http://www.basketnews.lt/images/news/other/nate_huffman_1.jpg
mvp! mvp!

Nick Young
08-04-2011, 10:12 AM
bump sticky this ish

Grinder
08-04-2011, 10:14 AM
lmao @ this kid bumping his thread a while ago, deleting that post, and then bumping it again

gasolina
08-04-2011, 11:24 AM
There's got to be a number of threads one can make in a day. Sifting through already lacking threads polluted by shit like this as annoying

Nick Young
08-04-2011, 11:38 AM
lmao @ this kid bumping his thread a while ago, deleting that post, and then bumping it again
thas how I role nig, lmao @ this grinder kid spending enough of his memory to realize I did this:roll:

MeLO MvP 15
08-04-2011, 11:41 AM
Haha Nick Young has been trolling Euroleague hard the last few days. This thread is a direct response to Euroleague's crap about NBA players apparently sucking in comparison to euro players.

bingo123
08-04-2011, 11:49 AM
lmao @ this kid bumping his thread a while ago, deleting that post, and then bumping it again

He is just attention whore

8BeastlyXOIAD
08-04-2011, 12:16 PM
Von Wafer has agreed to a deal with Venoli Cremona of Italy, according to his agent.

Wafer is an unrestricted free agent.

Wafer's agent, Terrance Doyle of the Veritas Venture Group, suggested last month that his client would be interested in re-signing with the Celtics.

Wafer previously played for Olympiakos


Update this

Von Wafer = 80`s Michael Jordan

Grinder
08-04-2011, 12:25 PM
He is just attention whore

Pretty much. These 15 year old kids are constantly spamming up the forum in the offseason. :oldlol:

Sakkreth
08-04-2011, 12:29 PM
Don't worry, someone will bump this thread when time comes.

Nick Young
08-17-2011, 05:42 AM
Don't worry, someone will bump this thread when time comes.
the time hath cometh

Euroleague
08-17-2011, 06:00 AM
Look everyone! IN the 2000/2001 Euroleague season, this guy Nate Huffman out of University of Central Michigan was apparently good enough to win Euroleague MVP thus making him the best player in Europe!

http://www.basketnews.lt/images/news/other/nate_huffman_1.jpg
mvp! mvp!

Nate Huffman never won Euroleague MVP dumb ass.

B-Easy8
08-17-2011, 07:01 AM
Great comments for Mustafa Shakur and Dajuan Summers.

Nick Young
08-17-2011, 08:40 AM
Nate Huffman never won Euroleague MVP dumb ass.
Sadly he did, face reality kid.

Nick Young
08-30-2011, 05:12 AM
bump euroleague almost started, eurofans, FAN UP

Sakkreth
08-30-2011, 05:37 AM
the time hath cometh

Fail trolling attempt.

L8kersfan222
08-30-2011, 05:56 AM
thread made me laugh

Euroleague
08-30-2011, 06:03 AM
Sadly he did, face reality kid.

No he did not idiot.

He was not MVP of Euroleague. He was the MVP of a totally DIFFERENT European league.

Stop trolling.

Euroleague
08-30-2011, 06:04 AM
Update this

Von Wafer = 80`s Michael Jordan

Yeah, I guess that's why Von Wafer averaged like 3 points per game when he was in the Greek League.

Nick Young
08-30-2011, 06:58 AM
No he did not idiot.

He was not MVP of Euroleague. He was the MVP of a totally DIFFERENT European league.

Stop trolling.
But Anthony Parker was a multiple time MVP and Euroleague superstar and champion, right Euroleague?

The same Anthony Parker who was a scrub for his entire NBA career, the most mediocre SG in history?

Nick Young
09-28-2011, 01:07 PM
Lol Weems and Lawson living up to expectations and dominating Lithuanian league:lol

I was wrong about Mustapha Shakur too, apparently he is averaging about 14 ppg for his team:lol

eliteballer
10-02-2011, 11:29 AM
When does the euroleague season start?

HylianNightmare
10-02-2011, 11:40 AM
just a tad unrealistic

Sakkreth
10-02-2011, 12:06 PM
Lol Weems and Lawson living up to expectations and dominating Lithuanian league:lol

I was wrong about Mustapha Shakur too, apparently he is averaging about 14 ppg for his team:lol

Lawson's 3 point is domination :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Nick Young
10-02-2011, 12:37 PM
When does the euroleague season start?
no one knows, they hardly even show this shit on TV

madmax
10-02-2011, 02:00 PM
Lawson's 3 point is domination :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
:lol
One of the "best" NBA guards is trully rocking them socks in Estonian league:cheers:

Nick Young
10-02-2011, 02:17 PM
:lol
One of the "best" NBA guards is trully rocking them socks in Estonian league:cheers:
Lawson is one of the rising young guards but he isn't close to one of the best. He is like Mike Conley's level

Euroleague
10-03-2011, 12:45 AM
Lol Weems and Lawson living up to expectations and dominating Lithuanian league:lol

I was wrong about Mustapha Shakur too, apparently he is averaging about 14 ppg for his team:lol

Stop lying. The domestic season has not even started yet and in their first European official game they both played awful.

Euroleague
10-03-2011, 12:47 AM
When does the euroleague season start?

You know, believe or not, the Eurolegaue actually has enough money to have its own website and it actually has things like the schedule on it.

You may want to check it out.

Euroleague
10-03-2011, 12:48 AM
no one knows, they hardly even show this shit on TV

You mean how like they hardly show NBA games in Europe?

Nick Young
11-07-2011, 07:25 AM
So far Deron living up to expectation and Mustapha Shakur proving all the haters wrong including myself, MVP of his team putting up Lebron-like allaround numbers.

Farmar also living up to expectations as the Euro Chris Paul

Euroleague
11-07-2011, 07:58 PM
Pretty much. These 15 year old kids are constantly spamming up the forum in the offseason. :oldlol:

Your trolling is every bit = to that of Nick Young.

Droid101
11-07-2011, 08:11 PM
So far Deron living up to expectation and Mustapha Shakur proving all the haters wrong including myself, MVP of his team putting up Lebron-like allaround numbers.

Farmar also living up to expectations as the Euro Chris Paul
You're like a goddamn prophet!

Nick Young
11-17-2011, 08:20 PM
Batum still living up to expectation, AK47 exceeding all expectation playing like Lebron mixed with Scottie.

Krstic also living up to expectation

Nick Young
11-22-2011, 03:56 PM
Deron finally in shape, just put up his first 50 point game of many.

triangleoffense
11-22-2011, 04:03 PM
I like the part when the Monstars win.

Nick Young
05-10-2012, 07:04 AM
how prophetic my words turned out to be:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Nick Young
08-06-2012, 09:15 AM
:banana: :banana: :banana: