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aycaramba
08-09-2011, 04:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TON2H.jpg
Loneshot
08-09-2011, 05:00 PM
Wtfrak. I'm still mad her sextape never came out
Draz
08-09-2011, 05:02 PM
Wtf? She has a sex tape? Dammm shes hot. He looks HUGE. She's as tall as his entire arm.
-p.tiddy-
08-09-2011, 05:08 PM
that really is pretty crazy to look at...

she could like put her whole leg in his shoe...
StroShow4
08-09-2011, 05:10 PM
Doesn't even look real. :wtf:
InspiredLebowski
08-09-2011, 05:11 PM
Which one has bigger tits?
Godzuki
08-09-2011, 05:11 PM
she looks like Snookie :oldlol:
-p.tiddy-
08-09-2011, 05:12 PM
Which one has bigger tits?
:oldlol:
mrpuente
08-09-2011, 05:13 PM
Hoops is so fine.
ace23
08-09-2011, 05:13 PM
she looks like Snookie :oldlol:
Ugh, no. :no:
Rameek
08-09-2011, 05:16 PM
Hoopz is fine as F"... She bares no resemblance to that short fat hooker Snookie.
DuMa
08-09-2011, 05:33 PM
whose pants did he steal from? justin beiber?
enayes
08-09-2011, 05:39 PM
her face is lined up with his c0ck
Godzuki
08-09-2011, 05:45 PM
Hoopz is fine as F"... She bares no resemblance to that short fat hooker Snookie.


oh shit thats Hoopz from Flava of Love? :roll: :roll:

WTF Shaq?!!! :facepalm straight up gold digger....

but yeah she was hot, but i was thinking this girl was hispanic, not light skinned black girl. and Hoopz had a lot of bball game too for a girl. i wonder how her and Shaq hooked up. the fact that she did Flava of Love and didn't want to kiss Flava says a lot about her tho.

lmao @ Shaq's eyes too.
-p.tiddy-
08-09-2011, 05:47 PM
yeah, she is hot but she's gonna take Shaq's shit...no way that physical attraction is real for her...
BRabbiT
08-09-2011, 06:24 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wOTdUEXj8BA/TI9Wobq8HSI/AAAAAAAABFc/2anOAn7Cztc/s400/1284382317hoopz_shaq.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wOTdUEXj8BA/TI9WkGdY1cI/AAAAAAAABFU/EKSeTkmDSL0/s400/1284382323hoopz_shaq3.jpg


http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nicole-alexander-5.jpg
InspiredLebowski
08-09-2011, 06:27 PM
Shaq having a great time at that party. Wonder where you find size 22 house shoes?
-p.tiddy-
08-09-2011, 06:30 PM
looks like a stripper in that pic...i like strippers though, good stuff
schyza
08-09-2011, 06:33 PM
With his sheer size how is Shaq not splitting that chick like a piece of petrified wood?
:D
catch24
08-09-2011, 06:39 PM
Dude's foot is just as big as her torso :oldlol:
Patrick Chewing
08-09-2011, 06:41 PM
She so fine
GOBB
08-09-2011, 06:49 PM
The best you can do Shaq? :oldlol:
Unstoppabull
08-09-2011, 07:09 PM
Shaq's gf isn't hot at all
http://cdn.showbizspy.com/static/DKD-0019642.jpg
sixerfan82
08-09-2011, 07:43 PM
Christ, he probably IS going to split her right down the middle.
purplch0de
08-09-2011, 08:06 PM
Shaq's gf isn't hot at all
http://cdn.showbizspy.com/static/DKD-0019642.jpg

i'm pretty sure thats his ex wife...
Scholar
08-09-2011, 08:18 PM
Damn, that pic almost seems unreal.
Loneshot
08-09-2011, 08:41 PM
http://dimewars.com/Video/Hoopz-Sex-Tape-Part-2.aspx?bcmediaid=ea683d5d-0c8e-4d25-8a45-977d9a789800

The full thing was never released though :(
L.Kizzle
08-09-2011, 09:14 PM
Shaq and his 8 year old daughter out on the town ... wait.
Turkododo
08-09-2011, 09:29 PM
seriously, how big is Shaq's d*ck? it could be as big as Muggsy Bogues. jk.

actually, i remember a female reporter who had seen it in the Laker's locker room. she actually compared it to a french baguette.
Turkododo
08-09-2011, 09:35 PM
i would do anything for a threesome with hoopz and lala vazquez. we would all lay in a circle and all perform oral on each other at the same time.
L.Kizzle
08-09-2011, 09:42 PM
i would do anything for a threesome with hoops and lala vazquez. we would all lay in a circle and all perform oral on each other at the same time.
Already done son, before they got with their superstar ballers, that was all me.
Crown&Coke
08-09-2011, 11:17 PM
Shaq got his house shoes on like a g...
miller-time
08-10-2011, 03:47 AM
butterface
doublethetrouble
08-10-2011, 04:23 AM
seriously, how big is Shaq's d*ck? it could be as big as Muggsy Bogues. jk.

actually, i remember a female reporter who had seen it in the Laker's locker room. she actually compared it to a french baguette.
:roll: :roll:
OhNoTimNoSho
08-10-2011, 09:20 AM
wouldn't it be funny if shaqs dick was actually like 6 inches
Meticode
08-10-2011, 09:39 AM
she looks like Snookie :oldlol:
I disagree.
L.Kizzle
08-10-2011, 07:53 PM
wouldn't it be funny if shaqs dick was actually like 6 inches
Would probably look like a two incher on a regular sized person.
Whiteness
08-10-2011, 08:34 PM
got da scoop on hoops
L.Kizzle
08-10-2011, 08:40 PM
She's got to be five foot tall.
Or Shaq is 7'2, one or the other. :lol
L.Kizzle
08-10-2011, 08:47 PM
Even then, she's not human sized. More similar to midget sized.
I think she's 5'2, what the average woman size, 5'4??
fregmonkey
08-11-2011, 11:51 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzd5eonO1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg
thatoneblackguy
08-11-2011, 11:52 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzd5eonO1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg
:roll:
GOBB
08-11-2011, 12:19 PM
seriously, how big is Shaq's d*ck? it could be as big as Muggsy Bogues. jk.

Gay much?
ZeN
08-11-2011, 12:28 PM
she can give him head standing up..
DropStep
08-11-2011, 02:49 PM
she can give him head standing up..

One finger from Shaq is like getting fisted for her. I mean they arnt too many attractive 7'2 girls in the world but it doesnt seem right.
Lebron23
08-11-2011, 03:49 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzd5eonO1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: