Do I have what it takes to become a top male Pornstar?

[Premeditated]

Say for some ridiculous reason, I wanted to take my talents to San Fernando and become a world class pornstar, and my influences were Justin Slayer and Jack Napier. What would I have to do?

I'm 5'8
145-150lbs very slim
Dark skin(Derek Luke complexion)
hairy chest
Great hip shaker
shaved balls, but the pubes is all natural

I don't know the size of my dong when I get a woody. I haven't measured my cack since 3rd grade. If if you all want I can PM you a shot so you can determine if I'm packing.

Is this good enough?



edit:no homo btw

[kaiiu]

What yo stroke game lookin like?

yes homo

[Premeditated]

I my stroke game is piff. Just watch a Chris Brown concert with the way that boy grinds on those daughters of somebody, that's how I go except I'm much more versatile. I love to roll my back also. And when music is playing, I make sure to stroke to the beat of the music. Man, these b1tches don't know how good they have it.

As far as my erection, the most I've gone was 35 minutes. But that was a while back. It was on some Cuban chick, but she was absolutely worthless.

[kaiiu]

U all in there then. Be sure to send me a copy.

[Premeditated]

How long can you maintain an erection?

Also, how comfortable are you with being completely naked in a room full of men?

Dark skin with hairy chest isn't the best combination either. Also, you may want to put on a little more weight
Damn...I got to put on weight? It's not like I want to be fukking black chicks, so I don't have to worry about getting a hernia from lifting them up. Beside, that's not where the money is at. I want the Gianna Michaels, Ava Roses and the Sasha Greys.

Besides if I gain weight, I'm not sure my stroke game will be up to point like it is now.

[Nick Young]

Lol Im from the valley, Chatsworth to be precise, there are two porn houses on my street and they are always filming in chatsworth park and the mountains in Porter Ranch. Just bumble around over there and you're sure to run into some two-bit production and who knows if you impress them enough maybe you got a role

[Reef]

To practice your stroke, just get a bunch of your friends together, place a bench in the center of the room and do it like these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

[Kungfro]

I'd say fetish porn would be your best bet. Your a pretty small dude, maybe you could **** tall bitches, play on that giantess fetish.

[East_Stone_Ya]

To practice your stroke, just get a bunch of your friends together, place a bench in the center of the room and do it like these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

fakkits:facepalm

[Premeditated]

I've had a couple chicks sit on my face. I wonder what it would be like if I sat on their faces. That's a pretty good porn title ASS to Face.:rockon:

I'm not into that midget sh1t nor fetishes either. I talking about hardcore fukking.

[Premeditated]

To practice your stroke, just get a bunch of your friends together, place a bench in the center of the room and do it like these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
http://pic.phyrefile.com/i/ic/icebone/2011/03/19/jerkoff.gif

[Premeditated]

Hey OP, try the Japanese porn industry. They usually accept small d-cks. You'll fit right in.
you haven't even seen my c0ck, so you wouldn't know (although, if you want I can sent you that pm).

Fukkoutta here with that sh1t. I would destroy those flat Japanese chicks assholes.

[Premeditated]

Is your asshole shaved? if yes, then I want a doggy style position with the photo taken from the rear view. You can have your d--k and balls hangin out or whatever, I just wanna see how sweet your ass is.

Yeah, PM that shit to me.
got it. Expect that sh1t by tomorrow. I'm not at the house right now.

[macmac]

How well can you suck a dikk and gargle testicles? Because that's most likely where you'll be starting off

[Premeditated]

How well can you suck a dikk and gargle testicles? Because that's most likely where you'll be starting off
who is this b1tchass crakka?

watch your punani the next time you try to throw stone at your superior fakkit.

[macmac]

who is this b1tchass crakka?

watch your punani the next time you try to throw stone at your superior fakkit.

It might seem like stones to you, but those are dust pebbles my sneakers kick up a few inches off the ground, you ankle biting midget biitch

[Crown&Coke]

porn stars go multiple times during the day in order to save costs on sets and location.

If you can still get it up after 3 busts you got a shot. Now this might not be that hard since they got fluffers to help with that, but still. Unless your dong is 6 or less, you gotta have a mean one, like 7 and up.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Pre - HOw's your dirty talk game?

You a dominant killer with poetic expression? A true romantic? Mature? Can you weave your language so well with just the amount of heavy breathing that you can elicit laughter, arousal, fear, and dominance to your galpal AND THE audience?

You gotta convey your personality asbestos you can my dude.

In the meantime, start stocking up on
maca
celery
pineapple
brazil nuts
garlic
onions
red meat
eggs

These all have positive effects on your c0ck and jizz.

Hit the weight room and get your squats and hip thrusts on point.

Keep the dancing game up and wiggle yo hipz.

We got faith in you.

[LebronairJAMES]

How well can you suck a dikk and gargle testicles? Because that's most likely where you'll be starting off
:roll:

[Godzuki]

u can be ugly, fat, snaggletoothed, etc. I think the only thing u need is a big dikk and be able to get hard on demand and last long. but most people can't do that where its supposedly a rare talent :confusedshrug:

[The-Legend-24]

Don't you have to last like hours? damn, i wouldn't last that long considering the chicks that do porn. :lol

[kaiiu]

Don't you have to last like hours? damn, i wouldn't last that long considering the chicks that do porn. :lol
liquor and viagra.a X pill if u nervous

[LeFraud James]

It might seem like stones to you, but those are dust pebbles my sneakers kick up a few inches off the ground, you ankle biting midget biitch

Was going to give this thread 1 star until I read this. :lol

[tomtucker]

people who wants to be in pornmovies forget about the whole crew that are watching only a few feet away.......camera guy, sound guy.....like 8-9 folks just staring.....could be hard to shut them out....i don

[step_back]

Don't you have to last like hours? damn, i wouldn't last that long considering the chicks that do porn. :lol

That's why we have cocaine bro. Gives you the extra energy. Also porn chicks have been ****ed more times than you've had hot dinners so unless your packing a 7+inch chode your twig and giggle berries won't even touch the sides.

Premed give porn a go if you think you got what it takes. The worst thing that can happen is you get a limp willy and go home empty handed.

[Jackass18]

From what I've heard, your best shot is to start off in gay porn. Next, try to move over to trannies, then work your way to bi stuff, then maybe some gangbangs where you're the guy that stands around jerking it while watching everyone else getting up into the girl and after about 15-20 years of all that, then perhaps you might get a shot at some grannies. Do that for a couple years and then who knows?

[Jasper]

35 minutes = deep shit trouble

[diabla]

should have known better than to ever open this thread :facepalm

[d.bball.guy]

Pics or GTFO

[Reef]

Premeditated's first porno will look like this (NSFW): http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_****_pornstar

[JustinJDW]

Premeditated's first porno will look like this (NSFW): http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_****_pornstarThe ****...:oldlol:

[Meticode]

Muh****a wants to go out and get some HIV.

[d.bball.guy]

Premeditated's first porno will look like this (NSFW): http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_****_pornstar
Damn that chick is hot.

[Meticode]

Premeditated's first porno will look like this (NSFW): http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_****_pornstar
Awww, that's like the nicest pornstar ever. She was really polite and nice to the dude. Props!

[JtotheIzzo]

Say for some ridiculous reason, I wanted to take my talents to San Fernando and become a world class pornstar, and my influences were Justin Slayer and Jack Napier. What would I have to do?

I'm 5'8
145-150lbs very slim
Dark skin(Derek Luke complexion)
hairy chest
Great hip shaker
shaved balls, but the pubes is all natural

I don't know the size of my dong when I get a woody. I haven't measured my cack since 3rd grade. If if you all want I can PM you a shot so you can determine if I'm packing.

Is this good enough?



edit:no homo btw

all porn stars need to do their time in gay porn, so you should hit the ground running.

[No_Look604]

G'luck with your future endeavor! Make ISH proud by always pounding with black socks on at all times (fab5 styles) and get a tattoo of a bball on your ass w/ "ISH" written on the centre.

Shame only PurpleCh0de would be able to see it, considering you only have a chance in GAY porn.

[CeltsGarlic]

Go big or go gay porn

[asdf1990]

If u like it up the butt u can go into porn. Every guy starts off in gay porn unless u have connections.

[Pinkhearts]

I've never understood why people love seeing huge cocks in porn. To me that is just unrealistic and actually a turn off to see a monster **** tearing at a small *****.

An average **** of 6 inches or so should be standard. Where's the suspension of belief when you see unrealistic monster cocks?

[tomtucker]

it depends..........can you afford the HIV medication ?

[Kobe681]

I saw an episode on MANswers where they asked the same question. They said you have to follow the 'rules of 8.'

- 818, san fernando valley
- 8 inches
- keep an erection for 8 hours*

* I think I might be off on this one cause that sounds fuking crazy but that's what I remember. You can probably look it up.

So if you can follow these rules, I guess youre good.

[winwin]

check Louis Theroux documentaries


Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends - Porn Documentary 01/04


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiHLOf3ACkQ

watch all 4 parts


This episode offers a look at very different sides of the porn industry, as Louis interviews both male and female porn stars. He reveals the problems a lot of porn actors face, be it not getting a job in straight porn and therefore having to do gay porn, or not getting an erection when it is needed


the porn actor in this doc, john dough, committed suicide


and if you never heard of Louis Theroux, it's about time

[Brujesino]

I've never understood why people love seeing huge cocks in porn. To me that is just unrealistic and actually a turn off to see a monster **** tearing at a small *****.

An average **** of 6 inches or so should be standard. Where's the suspension of belief when you see unrealistic monster cocks?
Even when the dude has a huge **** chicks most can only suck 2 or 3 inches of it and can only take in about 4.Most of them,there are some freaks porn chicks that can:oldlol:

[asdf1990]

I saw an episode on MANswers where they asked the same question. They said you have to follow the 'rules of 8.'

- 818, san fernando valley
- 8 inches
- keep an erection for 8 hours*

* I think I might be off on this one cause that sounds fuking crazy but that's what I remember. You can probably look it up.

So if you can follow these rules, I guess youre good.

is that even possible for any human being?

[Kobe681]

is that even possible for any human being?

Lol. I don't know, probably not.

But my bad. I went back and looked it up and its not 8 hours, its 88 minutes. You need to be able to provide at least 88 minutes of sex on film. That's still a petty long ass time...

[KevinNYC]

Bitches watch porn too, they don't wanna see regular dick. It's not supposed to be realistic anyhow.

Actually this is because of male interest in big *****, not women's. Men are far more concerned with ***** size than women are. And men, straight men, are the ones who drive the porn decisions.