Trying to get high off Sharpies, help!

[Miller for 3]

I bought 15 Sharpie markers today and am trying to get high off the stuff but i don't think I'm doing it right. i already lit one of the markers on fire and that really didn't do anything but set off my fire alarm. I tried snorting another one but I hurt my nose with it. What am I doing wrong? Any tips?

[KingOfTheJokes]

Try shoving it up your pee hole.

[enayes]

Just put one in each nostril and one up your ass.

[Lebowsky]

This is not a troll thread. I can guarantee that much.

[Miller for 3]

Thanks for the help guys :rolleyes:

[KG215]

Really? Not only are you trying to get high off Sharpies, but you're getting on a message board asking how to do so. I can only imagine the crazy stuff that has to happen to someone in life to get to this point.

[Velocirap31]

Pot can't cost more than 15 sharpies.

[LBJMVP]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?

[Maniak]

Okay, what you do is make sure you soak it in lukewarm water for 30 minutes and then put in the freezer for 4 hours. Take it out and submerge it in boiling water for 3 minutes. Take it out. Hit the bottom part on a hard edge continuously for a full minute. Then open the cap and sniff. You should feel a euphoric rush for 15 minutes. By the way, I pulled all of that out of my @ss and you're retarded for even thinking about doing this. You're on that "get him a helmet before he goes outside" level of retardation.
:oldlol:

[Miller for 3]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?

idk i think its like pot but i dont know any drug dealers

[QuebecBaller]

http://www.topsecretwriters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/totalidiot.jpg

You want to destroy the cells in your brain?

[Meticode]

You need paint pens, not markers. Buy the ones that say "toxic" on them. Or you can buy a bunch of super-glue, put it in zip-lock bag and sniff it.

[Heatles201]

this explains alot

[Ed Wachter]

2011 was 3 years ago. :(

[niko]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?
Probably your nose gets all colorful.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Okay, what you do is make sure you soak it in lukewarm water for 30 minutes and then put in the freezer for 4 hours. Take it out and submerge it in boiling water for 3 minutes. Take it out. Hit the bottom part on a hard edge continuously for a full minute. Then open the cap and sniff. You should feel a euphoric rush for 15 minutes. By the way, I pulled all of that out of my @ss and you're retarded for even thinking about doing this. You're on that "get him a helmet before he goes outside" level of retardation.
Wow lets see, OP made this thread at 4:50pm, you answered at 5:35pm(Time may vary) Took you 45 minutes to think of a response although, you may have not been on the entire time but I doubt it. You have no life, you're always here :oldlol:

[Budadiiii]

Wow lets see, OP made this thread at 4:50pm, you answered at 5:35pm(Time may vary) Took you 45 minutes to think of a response although, you may have not been on the entire time but I doubt it. You have no life, you're always here :oldlol:
This thread is pretty old but your point still stands.

[Budadiiii]

What was his point? I literally have no idea. How did he come to that conclusion over time between responses?

You have never replied to budadaii bending you over raw.
Not sure what this means.

I always like when I make you upset though, makes me giggle.

[Budadiiii]

I was referring to GASOL. I have no issues with you, dummy. I thought that has long been established. :biggums:

But, enlighten me, how did he get me? Seems to be like dude is stuck on me for no reason and you know damn well he's the biggest loser here. :confusedshrug:
Why did you reply to me then? I re read it and got that your last sentence was directed towards him so my mistake.

Dude, it was a joke to begin with. Calm down.

[Budadiiii]

Nah..........

It's almost like you have no idea what he meant, too. I'll take a loss if it's there. :confusedshrug:
I meant I was joking. And knowing 9er, he was just trying to get a rise out of you, which he kinda did.

Do you not get was he trying to accuse you of or what?

[Budadiiii]

You going to another college party this weekend?
Yessir. Norman is where it's at bruh.

[Budadiiii]

Nah, I get that he's trying to say I have no life or whatever. I couldn't care less about that. I'm secure in that regard.

What I really want to know is his thought process and how he used posting times as some sort of concrete evidence to "expose" me. :oldlol:
That's the jist of it. Weak post on his part.

Inadvertently funny because of how ridiculous it was, 9er thrives on that shit.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Lol, Budadii and Moe. Dance my Puppets Dance!!! :oldlol:

[Honk Honk]

http://i.imgur.com/aBu8O.png (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc7EDxs76sw)

[ErhnamDjinn]

idk i think its like pot but i dont know any drug dealers
Just use solvent, or rubber contact cement or acetone.