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Theoo's Daddy
09-25-2011, 08:45 PM
MediaTakeOut.com learned that NBA star and merchandising GIANT Michael Jordan recently PROPOSED to his longtime GF Yvette Prieto.
Michael and his first wife DIVORCED in 2007, and he reportedly paid her $300M in a settlement.

http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13169488857d8ea17b30.jpg
http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13169488857d8ea17b30975.jpg

Don't do it mike. :oldlol: :oldlol:



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http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Elin+Nordegren+Yvette+Prieto+Presidents+Cup+UQYRUF DTjOLl.jpg

AirGauge23
09-25-2011, 08:47 PM
Get ready to lose half your shit again, Mike.

juju151111
09-25-2011, 08:54 PM
Don't do unless you get a pre-nub and get married in the right state. Why the hell do people feel the need to get married. You can love each other without a freaking signing a damn paper.:facepalm

Fatal9
09-25-2011, 08:57 PM
lol @ MJ's cheesy ass eyes in those pics.

Big#50
09-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Don't do unless you get a pre-nub and get married in the right state. Why the hell do people feel the need to get married. You can love each other without a freaking signing a damn paper.:facepalm
Because then you wouldn't be legally married.

inclinerator
09-25-2011, 09:10 PM
in b4 that latin whore steals half of his money

StarJordan
09-25-2011, 09:14 PM
there goes another 100 million...no need for this mike

Indian guy
09-25-2011, 09:23 PM
Rich men remarrying :facepalm :oldlol:. You'd think one divorce would teach 'em something.

DuMa
09-25-2011, 09:25 PM
this is gonna turn out nice

G-train
09-25-2011, 09:29 PM
Why the hell do people feel the need to get married. You can love each other without a freaking signing a damn paper.:facepalm

If you are not religious then I agree.

B-Low
09-25-2011, 09:31 PM
His eyes...good lord his eyes

congrats to them both tho. Jordan for continuing his midlife crisis, and her for never having to work another day as long as she lives

NBAller
09-25-2011, 09:32 PM
Michael drops 300mill on one hand in Texas Hold Em...............no problem.

I see him enjoying some tree.

cteach111
09-25-2011, 09:50 PM
this is a bad, bad move... a guy in his position should just say no to marriage :lol

Grey Dawn
09-25-2011, 09:52 PM
She looks like the right age to be his daughter there in that 1st pic, and he looks really stoned. :pimp:

okayabc123
09-25-2011, 10:10 PM
At least one thing Jordan can't beat Kobe is who got the hottest latina...

I mean this girl Yvette is cute, but when Vanessa has the right weight, there's no contest.

Kobe finally beats Mike in one category.

Dizzle-2k7
09-25-2011, 10:21 PM
Mike finally lost that mustache .. looks MUCH better now no homo

Sarcastic
09-25-2011, 10:38 PM
this is a bad, bad move... a guy in his position should just say no to marriage :lol

He got her pregnant.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/32747/papa-jordan-nba-superstar-michael-jordan-s-girlfriend-is-rumored-to-be-preggo.html

juju151111
09-25-2011, 10:44 PM
Because then you wouldn't be legally married.
Who cares? It's no difference at all other then having a ring.

Mr. Jabbar
09-25-2011, 11:22 PM
Don't do unless you get a pre-nub and get married in the right state. Why the hell do people feel the need to get married. You can love each other without a freaking signing a damn paper.:facepalm

good luck making a long lasting gf understand that. I agree with you though.

Mr. Jabbar
09-25-2011, 11:22 PM
Mike finally lost that mustache .. looks MUCH better now no homo

too late for that

senelcoolidge
09-26-2011, 12:33 AM
Pippen lives down in Miami with his latina wife. Latina hoes are a dime a dozen in Miami..maybe that's where MJ found this one. Yep, it's not going to to be good. This girl has high maintenance and gold digger written all over her.

The_Yearning
09-26-2011, 05:22 AM
MJ stay taking L's ever since '98...

-Wizards comeback
-HOF speech
-Kobe a top 10 guard
-Divorce without prenup
-Drated Kwame
-All his picks suck
-Owner of Bobcats
-His kid goes to UCF and brags about his "daddy"
-Gets dissed by Pippen on the regular every chance he gets
-About to get married again

What's next?

miller-time
09-26-2011, 05:28 AM
MJ stay taking L's ever since '98...

-Wizards comeback
-HOF speech
-Kobe a top 10 guard
-Divorce without prenup
-Drated Kwame
-All his picks suck
-Owner of Bobcats
-His kid goes to UCF and brags about his "daddy"
-Gets dissed by Pippen on the regular every chance he gets
-About to get married again

What's next?

liver or mouth/lung cancer, i'm not sure if he drinks, but he looks unhealthy, and every other photo he is smoking a massive cigar.

R.I.P.
09-26-2011, 05:29 AM
http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13169488857d8ea17b30975.jpg

MJ and Scottie planning how to carve up LeBron before sticking a fork into him.

ballerz
09-26-2011, 09:10 AM
good for him

Hondo
09-26-2011, 09:29 AM
Don't do unless you get a pre-nub

:roll:

guy
09-26-2011, 09:34 AM
good luck making a long lasting gf understand that. I agree with you though.

Well he is Michael Jordan so he'd probably have an easier time with that then most people.

But yea, he's 48 years old. It doesn't really make sense NOT to get married. I'm sure he'll get to that point where he feels lonely if he hasn't already. Of course, after his first marriage though, he should definitely make her sign a pre-nup.

By the way, Pippen might've been the sidekick and Jordan's girl is still hot as hell, but Pippen did better in that department IMO.

B-Low
09-26-2011, 11:00 AM
I always wonder what it's like from the woman's standpoint when you tell your friends "oh i have a date with Michael Jordan tonight".

Or imagine the convo she had with her father

"dad? i'm seeing this new guy"
"oh yeah? what's his name?"
"Michael"
"hmmm...he's not black is he?"
"actually yeah"
"NO! NO! I forbid it!"
"It's Michael Jordan"
"OMGhavehimcomeoverthere'ssomuchIwanttotalktohimabo uthe'sthegreatestmaneverbornaaaaah!!!!!"

guy
09-26-2011, 11:11 AM
I always wonder what it's like from the woman's standpoint when you tell your friends "oh i have a date with Michael Jordan tonight".

Or imagine the convo she had with her father

"dad? i'm seeing this new guy"
"oh yeah? what's his name?"
"Michael"
"hmmm...he's not black is he?"
"actually yeah"
"NO! NO! I forbid it!"
"It's Michael Jordan"
"OMGhavehimcomeoverthere'ssomuchIwanttotalktohimabo uthe'sthegreatestmaneverbornaaaaah!!!!!"

:roll: :applause:

kkling
09-26-2011, 11:15 AM
So his GF is finally getting some money having put up with years of being cheated on, huh? Good for her!

PowerGlove
09-26-2011, 11:29 AM
Better get that pre-nup Mike....I aint sayin she a gold digger, but she aint missing with no broke n*gga

MeLO MvP 15
09-26-2011, 11:35 AM
Damn did Mike not get a pre-nup the first time? That's so ridiculous that a girl can just $300 million for marrying and divorcing a rich dude.

Also his eyes are so red in that first pick... either she made him watch the Notebook or he's been smokin

guy
09-26-2011, 11:49 AM
Damn did Mike not get a pre-nup the first time? That's so ridiculous that a girl can just $300 million for marrying and divorcing a rich dude.

Also his eyes are so red in that first pick... either she made him watch the Notebook or he's been smokin

I'm pretty sure his ex was given the largest divorce settlement ever, or at least among celebrities. I'm not sure if thats changed though. Tiger's divorce may have been larger.

PowerGlove
09-26-2011, 11:51 AM
Damn did Mike not get a pre-nup the first time? That's so ridiculous that a girl can just $300 million for marrying and divorcing a rich dude.

Also his eyes are so red in that first pick... either she made him watch the Notebook or he's been smokin
MJ would have been broke if it wasnt for her. She's the one that kept his ass in check and he admitted that somewhere.

glidedrxlr22
09-26-2011, 12:04 PM
Pippen lives down in Miami with his latina wife. Latina hoes are a dime a dozen in Miami..maybe that's where MJ found this one. Yep, it's not going to to be good. This girl has high maintenance and gold digger written all over her.

Pippen's wife isn't latina. She's Assyrian-Lebanese.

pegasus
09-26-2011, 12:11 PM
I don't understand why you guys think that she has to be a gold digger. Yes, he's got tons of money, but he also is a good looking dude. It's not like she would be marrying an old, ugly, fat fart. He should get a pre-nup, though.

AlexanderRight
09-26-2011, 12:46 PM
I don't understand why you guys think that she has to be a gold digger. Yes, he's got tons of money, but he also is a good looking dude. It's not like she would be marrying an old, ugly, fat fart. He should get a pre-nup, though.

You'd be surprised what money makes people do. But in all seriousness, this is good news. Happy for him. Idk, why people seem to think that rich people shouldn't get married just because they're rich.

Meticode
09-26-2011, 12:53 PM
His eyes...good lord his eyes

congrats to them both tho. Jordan for continuing his midlife crisis, and her for never having to work another day as long as she lives
A lot of drug activity in his eyes?

KevinNYC
09-26-2011, 12:58 PM
How long has she been a latina?

pegasus
09-26-2011, 01:07 PM
You'd be surprised what money makes people do. But in all seriousness, this is good news. Happy for him. Idk, why people seem to think that rich people shouldn't get married just because they're rich.

I know, that's what I'm saying. She's not one of those who marries someone way beneath her in the looks department for the sake of fame and fortune.

DuMa
09-26-2011, 02:10 PM
How long has she been a latina?

all her life?

Ruutu
09-26-2011, 03:02 PM
I dont think Mike cares about his money. As long his shoes sell he dosent care if he has 600mil or 25mil. He is gonna be rich all life long.

cteach111
09-26-2011, 03:25 PM
I dont think Mike cares about his money. As long his shoes sell he dosent care if he has 600mil or 25mil. He is gonna be rich all life long.

Life's gotta be f'in great when you can spare to lose a total of possibly $400-600 mil and still be filthy rich

zay_24
09-26-2011, 03:34 PM
MJ stay taking L's ever since '98...

-Wizards comeback
-HOF speech
-Kobe a top 10 guard
-Divorce without prenup
-Drated Kwame
-All his picks suck
-Owner of Bobcats
-His kid goes to UCF and brags about his "daddy"
-Gets dissed by Pippen on the regular every chance he gets
-About to get married again

What's next?
:applause: :applause: :lol

senelcoolidge
09-26-2011, 05:29 PM
Pippen's wife isn't latina. She's Assyrian-Lebanese.
My mistake. She arab. She's probably still a gold digger too.

Theoo's Daddy
09-26-2011, 06:00 PM
You'd be surprised what money makes people do. But in all seriousness, this is good news. Happy for him. Idk, why people seem to think that rich people shouldn't get married just because they're rich.

The b1tch might be sucking his dick so good, mike will forget the pre nup. :roll:

Knicksfever2010
09-26-2011, 06:06 PM
The b1tch might be sucking his dick so good, mike will forget the pre nup. :roll:

so naive you are. After you get married, the woman stops sucking dick.

Rowe
09-26-2011, 08:08 PM
MJ would have been broke if it wasnt for her. She's the one that kept his ass in check and he admitted that somewhere.
This.

He would've lost it all due to his personality & competitive nature at everything. Had to have someone there to not be a "Yes Man" and be real with him.

Michael Jordan would've went broke & gone to rehab by 2000.:oldlol:

SpecialQue
09-26-2011, 09:00 PM
Damn did Mike not get a pre-nup the first time? That's so ridiculous that a girl can just $300 million for marrying and divorcing a rich dude.

Also his eyes are so red in that first pick... either she made him watch the Notebook or he's been smokin

:oldlol:

SpecialQue
09-26-2011, 09:03 PM
Look, he's starting to get old. At this point he probably needs companionship, and if it's true that she kept him in check and prevented his gambling from causing him to go broke, then it makes sense that he'd want someone like that to share his life with. Quite possibly, he sees a soul mate in her.

She can also probably suck a mean dick.

asdf1990
09-26-2011, 10:03 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/13/jordans_wideweb__470x320,0.jpg

Jordans wife looked like a dude. I could see that divorce coming from a mile away. Someone as iconic as jordan married to a girl that looks like a guy just doesn't seem right.

guy
09-26-2011, 11:03 PM
Look, he's starting to get old. At this point he probably needs companionship, and if it's true that she kept him in check and prevented his gambling from causing him to go broke, then it makes sense that he'd want someone like that to share his life with. Quite possibly, he sees a soul mate in her.

She can also probably suck a mean dick.

Pretty sure they were talking about his ex-wife.

D.J.
09-26-2011, 11:10 PM
MJ didn't learn from marriage #1. Can't draft players and can't resist the marriage temptation. :facepalm

Vragrant
09-26-2011, 11:31 PM
I always wonder what it's like from the woman's standpoint when you tell your friends "oh i have a date with Michael Jordan tonight".

Or imagine the convo she had with her father

"dad? i'm seeing this new guy"
"oh yeah? what's his name?"
"Michael"
"hmmm...he's not black is he?"
"actually yeah"
"NO! NO! I forbid it!"
"It's Michael Jordan"
"OMGhavehimcomeoverthere'ssomuchIwanttotalktohimabo uthe'sthegreatestmaneverbornaaaaah!!!!!"

:oldlol: so true

Although shes Cuban so its probably not a big deal

L8k3r5
09-26-2011, 11:44 PM
http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13169488857d8ea17b30975.jpg
Scottie's girl is banging :applause:

StarJordan
09-27-2011, 12:03 AM
Scottie Pippen used to get all the babes in chicago.

L8k3r5
09-27-2011, 12:05 AM
Scottie Pippen used to get all the babes in chicago.
apparently he still does :pimp:

ThaSwagg3r
09-27-2011, 12:09 AM
Bruce Blitz must be really upset.

L8k3r5
09-27-2011, 12:10 AM
Bruce Blitz must be really upset.
:oldlol: His lifelong dream of marrying Jordan will never be fulfilled :roll:

Lebron23
09-28-2011, 08:37 AM
That chick is hot. I wishes his Airness and Yvette an everlasting marriage.

OhNoTimNoSho
09-28-2011, 09:57 AM
What I learned from this thread is that sucking a mean dick will get you places.

eldanielfire
09-28-2011, 02:37 PM
At least one thing Jordan can't beat Kobe is who got the hottest latina...

I mean this girl Yvette is cute, but when Vanessa has the right weight, there's no contest.

Kobe finally beats Mike in one category.

At least Jordan's Latina isn't likely to flip out and beat him to death for no obvious reason.

Heilige
12-17-2012, 10:17 PM
What I learned from this thread is that sucking a mean dick will get you places.



:roll: :roll: :roll:

GreatGreg
12-17-2012, 10:44 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
What a random bump :roll:

Gotterdammerung
12-17-2012, 10:57 PM
Rich men remarrying :facepalm :oldlol:. You'd think one divorce would teach 'em something.

Here's why:
Men remarry because they loved their first wives.

Women remarry because they hated their first husbands.

:oldlol:

jbot
12-18-2012, 12:45 AM
looks like mj needs to get a lotion endorsement deal going.

Funnyfuka
12-18-2012, 03:23 AM
divorced in one year.

tomtucker
12-18-2012, 05:24 AM
can

dunksby
12-18-2012, 05:28 AM
They are gonna live happily ever after.

tomtucker
12-18-2012, 05:28 AM
What I learned from this thread is that sucking a mean dick will get you places.

[B]shit, that ain

BlueandGold
12-18-2012, 05:31 AM
lol @ all these bitter responses about mike and his money.

In the end when you die all that's left of you are your memories, so what if it might go bad, at least you made some awesome memories on the way. I'd rather be broke but happy then rich and alone.

Cali Syndicate
12-18-2012, 05:36 AM
lol @ all these bitter responses about mike and his money.

In the end when you die all that's left of you are your memories, so what if it might go bad, at least you made some awesome memories on the way. I'd rather be broke but happy then rich and alone.

What's the point of coming home to a huge empty house if it's empty?

I wouldn't want to be broke but yeah I agree with what you are trying to say at least.

Heilige
12-18-2012, 11:11 AM
lol @ all these bitter responses about mike and his money.

In the end when you die all that's left of you are your memories, so what if it might go bad, at least you made some awesome memories on the way. I'd rather be broke but happy then rich and alone.



Good points

WolfGang
12-18-2012, 11:25 AM
If you have have money you can always have *****. Money is everything.

LakersForlife
12-18-2012, 12:58 PM
money money money money

B-Low
12-18-2012, 01:07 PM
[QUOTE=tomtucker]can

chosen_one6
12-18-2012, 01:16 PM
Us n*ggas can't get enough of them latinas.

STATUTORY
12-18-2012, 01:22 PM
MJ trying to do kobe with dat latin love

:facepalm

Money 23
12-18-2012, 01:48 PM
MJ's new trophy wife is SMOKING.

Naturally cute, without needing multiple facial surgeries. Cubans > Mexicans

WolfGang
12-18-2012, 02:09 PM
When black men get money they abandon black women.

Lebron might not be better than Jordan...but his choice in women is.

allovertwist
12-18-2012, 04:15 PM
MJ's new trophy wife is SMOKING.

Naturally cute, without needing multiple facial surgeries. Cubans > Mexicans


WTF do you base this on?

bdreason
12-18-2012, 04:24 PM
She finally broke him down.

MiseryCityTexas
12-18-2012, 04:27 PM
Jordan better watch that bitch, or he's gonna get ice-t'd in the future. kobe needs to watch out too, cause soon as he retire, that half breed latin/white bitch gonna take all his shit, and the only reason why that slut keeps coming back to him is because Kobe's still ballin.

Money 23
12-18-2012, 04:51 PM
WTF do you base this on?
2 posts in 3 - 4 years, and this is what brought you out the woodwork?

:oldlol:

allovertwist
12-18-2012, 05:03 PM
2 posts in 3 - 4 years, and this is what brought you out the woodwork?

:oldlol:

Just curious... matters about the post.

Money 23
12-18-2012, 05:04 PM
Just curious... matters about the post.
What about it bothers you?

tomtucker
12-18-2012, 05:05 PM
WTF do you base this on?
3 posts in 4 years........:roll: ..... comes out now :biggums:

midatlantic09
12-18-2012, 05:09 PM
lol @ all these bitter responses about mike and his money.

In the end when you die all that's left of you are your memories, so what if it might go bad, at least you made some awesome memories on the way. I'd rather be broke but happy then rich and alone.

You're crazy if you think rich guys need to marry chicks to keep them around.

allovertwist
12-18-2012, 05:15 PM
What about it bothers you?

It doesn't bother me, I just would like to know your reasons at to why they are greater.

Money 23
12-18-2012, 05:24 PM
It doesn't bother me, I just would like to know your reasons at to why they are greater.
The WTF insinuates you were shocked or upset.

As does the 4 year absence to comeback to ask me my reasoning. Oh well, could've fooled me. :oldlol:

Wouldn't you say I'd be basing this off personal experience?

allovertwist
12-18-2012, 05:39 PM
The WTF insinuates you were shocked or upset.

As does the 4 year absence to comeback to ask me my reasoning. Oh well, could've fooled me. :oldlol:

Wouldn't you say I'd be basing this off personal experience?

I didn't post at first, and my absence is just that. I havent been on here until recently.

Nevaeh
12-18-2012, 08:21 PM
When black men get money they abandon black women.

Lebron might not be better than Jordan...but his choice in women is.


Dude, MJ was with his first wife (who's black) for 17 years. He was with her from the 1st Championship to the last one, when he got those 2 "big money" one-year deals in 97 and 98 and then retired again, right into his Wizards years. Sometimes people just grow apart, especially if they got together young. You can't pin that "stereotype" on MJ in this particular case, sorry.

Solid Snake
12-18-2012, 11:46 PM
Don't do unless you get a pre-nub and get married in the right state. Why the hell do people feel the need to get married. You can love each other without a freaking signing a damn paper.:facepalm

Tax benefits.

SevereUpInHere
12-19-2012, 12:21 AM
GUARANTEE his suit involves ripped jeans. Guarantee it.


Found a pic of his suit.

http://convert-youtube-videos.com/imagehost/images/29445074164524109886.png




:oldlol:

TheMan
12-19-2012, 06:29 PM
It doesn't bother me, I just would like to know your reasons at to why they are greater.
They ain't, he's just being an idiot.

Vanessa Bryant is of 100% Mexican background and she's finer than MJ's Cuban gf. There are fine women all over the world.
http://theglamourouslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Vanessa-Laine6.jpg

Heilige
12-19-2012, 09:31 PM
Found a pic of his suit.

http://convert-youtube-videos.com/imagehost/images/29445074164524109886.png




:oldlol:



:facepalm :roll: :roll: