Name one thing you can do that most ISH posters can't.

[1987_Lakers]

Smoke Rings
http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1091626_f260.jpg

The tongue is the key to complete a smoke ring.

[ace23]

I can do arithmetic quickly in my head.

[airchibundo507]

I sing really well, rap, make music and play piano.

[thatoneblackguy]

Have sex with a female.

[L.Kizzle]

Dance

[L.Kizzle]

I can do arithmetic quickly in my head.
I can dunk a basketball.



I sing really well, rap, make music and play piano.
Reading is obviously not one right? :oldlol:

[Spell&Grammar]

Take a guess.




Spell&Grammar

[ace23]

Reading is obviously not one right? :oldlol:
Nope

[Applause]

Have sex with a female.

:applause: :lol :applause:



Be average or below



I must not post here then :oldlol:

:applause: :applause:

[ThemBombs]

Take a guess.




Spell&Grammar
:oldlol:

[ace23]

I must not post here then :oldlol:
You going to call him out on his reading skills here, Kizzle?

[Gundress]

Smart/ Intelligent Mfer

[L.Kizzle]

I sing really well, rap, make music and play piano.
Read my brother, read.



No because I'll neg him if he does.
Neg me muhphugga.

[shlver]

Differential geometry and most higher level math.

[Patrick Chewing]

Wiggle my ears one at a time and simultaneously

[JaskoX1]

Physics.

[Bless Mathews]

Eyeball 454's.

Skratch records.

Pimp cvv 's...

[hammer2010]

Not Stand The Smell Of A Smelly Vag!

[Premeditated]

I probably have the best stroke game here.

No can take pictures like me too.

[InspiredLebowski]

Off hand bank hooks. Challenge me to HORSE, I dare you.

[andgar923]

I can spot a fake Coach bag, I know the difference between cow and pork hide leather, I know what a Mary Jane and shootie are, I know how make molds, machine to precise tolerances either on lathe or mill, I can build a flat from scratch in under 30 minutes, know what a fresnell, Gobo and barn door are, I can lecture on the Aristotelean elements and Reality Based Acting technique, program an Axiom 49 as a live rig along with a Combinator filled with various patches.... there's more shit I guess.

[BEAST Griffin]

I can go cross eyed with one eye.

I can make my eyes vibrate by flexing my eye muscles.

[andgar923]

Off hand bank hooks. Challenge me to HORSE, I dare you.

Did you say hook shots?

I'd kill you.

[Premeditated]

I can spot a fake Coach bag, I know the difference between cow and pork hide leather, I know what a Mary Jane and shootie are, I know how make molds, machine to precise tolerances either on lathe or mill, I can build a flat from scratch in under 30 minutes, know what a fresnell, Gobo and barn door are, I can lecture on the Aristotelean elements and Reality Based Acting technique, program an Axiom 49 as a live rig along with a Combinator filled with various patches.... there's more shit I guess.
wtf?:wtf:

ol Jay Alexander, Project Runway America's Next Top Model ass nikka.

[InspiredLebowski]

Did you say hook shots?

I'd kill you.time and place. #shotsfired

[andgar923]

wtf?:wtf:

ol Jay Alexander, Project Runway America's Next Top Model ass nikka.
ROFL

I worked at the handbag section at Macy's for a few months.

[andgar923]

time and place. #shotsfired

When I used to play ball, the hook was my shot. I'd work on it endlessly on both hands. I figured it was the most unstoppable shot of all time, if it worked for Kareem it could work for me. That and the dude that basically thought me how to ball was a 5'7 Mexican cat that would kill dudes taller than him with that shot all day. My goal was to perfect it and shoot it better than him... .and I did. I'd swish them with my off hand from the corner with ease, full hook shot, baby hook, running hook, off the spin hook, flick of the wrist partial hook, name it I 'had' it.... trick is, strong forearms and wrist for control *insert joke here :oldlol: *

[PullupJay]

i can beatbox really well,produce music,can spin 2 basketballs at the same time

[Timmy D for MVP]

Play Euphonium.

Correction anyone can make noise.

Play Euphonium well.

[Scholar]

Have sex with a female.

Naw, according to you in that "reveal your dark secrets" thread, you get blown by bisexual males, so that's what you do that the rest of us don't.









:p
I'm just f*cking with you......




No, on second hand, I'm not. Ew. :roll:

[Scholar]

I can ride a motorcycle.

I can do what the OP listed in the op.

I can speak 4 languages. Does that count?

[InspiredLebowski]

When I used to play ball, the hook was my shot. I'd work on it endlessly on both hands. I figured it was the most unstoppable shot of all time, if it worked for Kareem it could work for me. That and the dude that basically thought me how to ball was a 5'7 Mexican cat that would kill dudes taller than him with that shot all day. My goal was to perfect it and shoot it better than him... .and I did. I'd swish them with my off hand from the corner with ease, full hook shot, baby hook, running hook, off the spin hook, flick of the wrist partial hook, name it I 'had' it.... trick is, strong forearms and wrist for control *insert joke here :oldlol: *Wrist strength really is a major factor, especially with your off hand where your average run of the mill played HS ball type guy doesn't have much of an off hand scoring wise. Pretty much anyone has touch with their dominant hand, enough to make a hook a weapon anyway, but it really takes some work with the off hand. I have average sized hands, doing back to the basket work with your off hand, regardless of if you're a post or not, really makes you respect the learning curve NCAA/NBA bigs have to go through. The shit is HARD, I can't imagine doing it with hand big enough to hold a basketball like a baseball.

[magic chiongson]

i can sleep with one eye open

i can whistle 2 octaves

[andgar923]

Wrist strength really is a major factor, especially with your off hand where your average run of the mill played HS ball type guy doesn't have much of an off hand scoring wise. Pretty much anyone has touch with their dominant hand, enough to make a hook a weapon anyway, but it really takes some work with the off hand. I have average sized hands, doing back to the basket work with your off hand, regardless of if you're a post or not, really makes you respect the learning curve NCAA/NBA bigs have to go through. The shit is HARD, I can't imagine doing it with hand big enough to hold a basketball like a baseball.

I have small hands so it is crucial for me to spread out my fingers in order to balance the ball (for better control), so I can see the cons of having large hands as well, I'm not sure how Kareem was able to have such a soft touch with those large hands.

What I used to do to work on my hook is simple, may appear silly, but was very helpful.

I'd stand right under the rim, and just flick the ball up over and over. I'd start with a full swoop, then gradually decrease the amount of my hook to the point I was simply flicking my wrist (well.... almost). I'd then put one hand inside my shirt and do everything completely with one hand, shoot and rebound, this only got my off hand control even better. This was to strengthen my forearms, wrists for maximum control, work on the backboard angles, proper touch/ball rotation and then I'd gradually move from under the rim to further distances and angles. But by then, the most essential work was done, which was getting my wrists and arms/forearms strong. Hitting hook shots from different distances and angles became much easier after laying that foundation.

Its been a while since I hooped so if we played horse you'd probably kill me.




Until i got my rhythm and warmed up that is.:pimp:

[blablabla]

High level math
I know a lot about electronics

[Applause]

i can sleep with one eye open

i can whistle 2 octaves
:applause:

[Kebab Stall]

It hasn't been mentioned, but I can waterfall smoke - let the smoke out of your mouth and breathe it in through your nose, pretty damn well, i.e. not letting most of the smoke get away.

Was hard to learn and still haven't met many people who can do it or atleast do it well.

[JtotheIzzo]

I tell different Asians apart. Show me an Asian and I will tell you which Asian country they come from.

I can throw darts like a muthafakka. 100+ every time.

[Rnbizzle]

I can do a 360 dunk.

[LBJ 23]

Hunt with a falcon

[lilbill]

Other than suck my own dick I can't think of anything.

[pauk]

-Draw very well

-Hit around 80 freethrows in a row

-Hit around 30 3pters in a row (set shots in practice, nba 3pt range)

-Speak up to 10 more or less different languages (English, Danish, German, Slovenian, Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian, Montenegrian, Macedonian and i do understand some Bulgarian to)

:pimp:

[Premeditated]

I eat puzzy like no one can.

[AirTupac]

Suck off LeBron 24/7 while somehow also having it in the butthole

Yep.

[pauk]

Yep.

im just that versatile breh!

:pimp:

but i think your versatility with kobrick cryant might be much more vast!

[HylianNightmare]

shred on guitar

[Rnbizzle]

-Draw very well

-Hit around 80 freethrows in a row

-Hit around 30 3pters in a row (set shots in practice, nba 3pt range)

-Speak up to 4 different languages (English, Danish, German, a bunch of Yugoslavian dialects and i do understand some Bulgarian to)

:pimp:

Fixed :lol

Impressive on the shooting though. :cheers:

[c3z4r]

Speak 5 languages and swim pretty fast in all styles. Can also do a shitload of soccer tricks.

[Kebab Stall]

-Draw very well
What do you draw?

I very much into my Japanese art, comic book style and old school tattoo style at the moment.

I hate using colour though, much prefer shading. It just looks so much more pleasing to the eye, especially if done right.

[Hittin_Shots]

I can lick my nose.

[airchibundo507]

Reading is obviously not one right? :oldlol:

I'm just too talented for this thread, mayne :pimp:

[step_back]

Speak in an English accent. No American can do this.

[triggafinga]

I would tell you all the things i can do but they made a video for it..
here ya go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE&feature=related

[DJmicah]

Spit Flames

[Myth]

I can go cross eyed with one eye.

I can make my eyes vibrate by flexing my eye muscles.

Sorry to break it to you, but it is impossible to go cross eyed if you are a cyclops.

[ZeN]

I know 3 languages.. English - Spanish - ASL

I doubt many ISHers know American Sign Language..

[JustinJDW]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WE26UUdH5hA/TlWZF2CC9zI/AAAAAAAAJMs/JOw9lmszems/s1600/Hot-twins-5.jpg



I'm a twin. Does that count?

[NastaMaverick]

im the self proclaimed best rapper on ISH

[TheMan]

I can play guitar, I know a bunch of Tool, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Pink Floyd etc. songs because I play in a cover band.

[TheMan]

Everybody plays guitar.
Not like me.I'm awesome, everybody else plays like Johnny Ramone.

[chips93]

i can crack the ball of my ankle, crack like the way people crack their knuckles. i can do that with my ankles.

[ZeN]

i can crack the ball of my ankle, crack like the way people crack their knuckles. i can do that with my ankles.
Many of us can do that.

[BEAST Griffin]

-Draw very well

-Hit around 80 freethrows in a row

-Hit around 30 3pters in a row (set shots in practice, nba 3pt range)

-Speak up to 10 more or less different languages (English, Danish, German, Slovenian, Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian, Montenegrian, Macedonian and i do understand some Bulgarian to)

:pimp:

Ich weiss nicht ob ich dir glaube dass du Deutsch sprechen kannst. Vielleicht kannst du mir ein Paar Beispiele geben.

[HylianNightmare]

Everybody plays guitar.


not as good as me, duh

[pauk]

Fixed :lol

Impressive on the shooting though. :cheers:

damn i thought i was gona get away with the yugoslavian dialects part! :oldlol:

but seriously.. the war ***ed everything up, its like if USA's continents/states went to war, California vs Texas and so on, eventually everybody split and those continents become countries.... but all are basically the same... what a fail...

[pauk]

Ich weiss nicht ob ich dir glaube dass du Deutsch sprechen kannst. Vielleicht kannst du mir ein Paar Beispiele geben.

lol ... warum nicht? was willst du mir sagen? Ich habe in Deutschland f

[boozehound]

Not like me.I'm awesome, everybody else plays like Johnny Ramone.
yeah, you must be awesome to be able to play ac/dc and sabbath songs!

[BRabbiT]

i can crack the ball of my ankle, crack like the way people crack their knuckles. i can do that with my ankles.



:lol

[G-train]

I have a job.

[KingBeasley08]

^ :oldlol:

[East_Stone_Ya]

i can take apart AK-47 while being blindfolded and i can defuse a basic blast mine

[Premeditated]

Not like me.I'm awesome, everybody else plays like Johnny Ramone.
lol.

fukk outta here, only talent you have over anyone here is singing the "hey macarina' song while wearing the 3 amigos suit with your combrera.

[JMT]

Get paid $3000-5000 for telling my life story to an audience for 45 minutes.

[nightprowler10]

Be attracted to something besides big asses.

[Jasper]

I train hunting dogs ,and have been payed to do it.

[Scholar]

damn i thought i was gona get away with the yugoslavian dialects part! :oldlol:

but seriously.. the war ***ed everything up, its like if USA's continents/states went to war, California vs Texas and so on, eventually everybody split and those continents become countries.... but all are basically the same... what a fail...

WTF? Do you not know the difference between a continent and a state?
Here is an example of each:
Continent: Asia
State: California
Can you tell the difference? :lol

[Done_And_Done]

Get paid $3000-5000 for telling my life story to an audience for 45 minutes.

Emphasize for no cost please...

[dunksby]

I can swim I guess.

[Jasper]

Get paid $3000-5000 for telling my life story to an audience for 45 minutes.
yea ... what is so special ???

[JMT]

Emphasize for no cost please...

High school and college athlete. Olympic level competitor. Successful businessman. Diagnosed with incurable and fatal genetic disorder, near death. Wife divorced me; couldn't deal with illness. Three false alarms waiting for lifesaving double lung transplant, including being in the operating room when a spot was found on the donor lungs; sent home to die. Eventually survived transplant and have competed since in triathlons, competitive swimming, climbed to 12,000 ft.

Devoted my life to telling the story of my donor, increasing awareness of Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency, recruiting organ and tissue donors, and encouraging people to recognize the daily miracles that occur in all our lives. Have addressed hundreds of thousands, seen/heard on tv/radio by many more, featured in at least 3 books. My own memoir in the works.

Don't intend to come across as bragging. I've been blessed with this incredible second chance at life. To waste it would be a diservice to Joe, the young man who saved my life through his selfless decision to become an organ donor. That it has resulted in a way for me to make a nice living is just an unexpected extra.

Become an organ and tissue donor today! Give the gift of life.

http://donatelife.net/

Thanks for asking! I appreciate your interest.

[TheMan]

lol.

fukk outta here, only talent you have over anyone here is singing the "hey macarina' song while wearing the 3 amigos suit with your combrera.
Hey, you're a black dude, the hell you know about guitar playing, all you know is congas:lol

[Jan95]

I dont listen to rap music.

I have around 35 inch vertical.

[Scholar]

Bump THIS old thread

[ballinhun8]

Buy cigarettes legally.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I can suck things up with my d!ck like a straw (serious)

[-p.tiddy-]

I can suck things up with my d!ck like a straw (serious)
:biggums:

[Budadiiii]

I can suck things up with my d!ck like a straw (serious)
:biggums:

My urethra is wide as **** from crazy *********ion in my early teens.. just a few years back..

Would thrust into pillows, mattresses, blankets, books.. I did permanent damage..

Big scar on my glands and my piss sprays in multiple directions and is never streamlined...

What do you suck into your dick hole? Just curious

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:biggums:

My urethra is wide as **** from crazy *********ion in my early teens.. just a few years back..

Would thrust into pillows, mattresses, blankets, books.. I did permanent damage..

Big scar on my glands and my piss sprays in multiple directions and is never streamlined...

What do you suck into your dick hole? Just curious

lol theres pretty much only one thing man. but shes gotta be clean. and water for practice.

hell if dudes go to the amazon rainforest and pee theres this tiny candida parasite thing that goes in there and SPIKES out and u still survive for a while surely the c0ck can take much damage.

when i went to india when i was young there were these crazy fukking dudes who used to go on hot coal stones, do weird curses, and they'd take a glass of some kind o sh!tty liquor, suck it all in, hold, and then piss it back out. they also stare at your forehead chakra and u feel VERY VERY VERY fukking uncomfortable.

crazy fukkers. im sure the shaolin monks have tricks of their own as well.

[CeltsGarlic]

I can dunk.Hard.

[Budadiiii]

lol theres pretty much only one thing man. but shes gotta be clean. and water for practice.

hell if dudes go to the amazon rainforest and pee theres this tiny candida parasite thing that goes in there and SPIKES out and u still survive for a while surely the c0ck can take much damage.

when i went to india when i was young there were these crazy fukking dudes who used to go on hot coal stones, do weird curses, and they'd take a glass of some kind o sh!tty liquor, suck it all in, hold, and then piss it back out. they also stare at your forehead chakra and u feel VERY VERY VERY fukking uncomfortable.

crazy fukkers. im sure the shaolin monks have tricks of their own as well.
I've heard of the candiru parasite... I guess it swims UP through your pee stream into your dick hole... insane

You remember witnessing this in India as a child? wow... were they just crazy ****s or did they belong to a particular culture?