Kelly Clarkston Is ...

[Bless Mathews]

Thick as hell!!!!

Mmmmmmm mmmmm!!! Damn.

[Loneshot]

Hell yeah. She's flat chested, but she looks like the type to play some xbox with you after you do it.

[d.bball.guy]

I remember a few years ago, I had a dream I was having sex with her in a sidewalk while a giant Rock em Sock em robot is invading the city. :wtf: Probably had it when the song My Life Would Suck Whatever was stuck on my head.:lol

[Patrick Chewing]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Babich4000/CUTtV1.jpg

[Loneshot]

I remember a few years ago, I had a dream I was having sex with her in a sidewalk while a giant Rock em Sock em robot is invading the city. :wtf: Probably had it when the song My Life Would Suck Whatever was stuck on my head.:lol

Repped:oldlol:

[Bless Mathews]

http://img.skinnyvscurvy.com/2009/09/kelly-clarkson-in-black-on-stage-3.jpg

[Bless Mathews]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/7hu2U4T6Cp0oc2pleimL3FOlo1_400.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

awww yeah chunky butt

[Scoooter]

That's a fat chick.

[Bless Mathews]

That's a fat chick.


There's a retard posting.

[therammingman]

bbw?

[DuMa]

rosie odonnell reborn yeeech

[tomtucker]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/7hu2U4T6Cp0oc2pleimL3FOlo1_400.jpg
those pants.........:confusedshrug: ...what are they ?.......:wtf:

[Myth]

I'm not attracted to overweight Kelly Clarkson, but it is refreshing to see a woman who is famous for her talents regardless of her looks.

[Bless Mathews]

Wow, there ARE nothing but high school/college white males on this board ..
:facepalm


She is not fat... She is thick..... A sexy, curvy woman....

Good lord you white boys like men and don't even know it ......

[QuebecBaller]

http://hangryhippo.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/kelly-clarkson.jpg

nom nom i wanna eat the mic nom nom nom

That's Kelly Clackson?

I thought this was Kelly Clackson

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/kelly-clarkson/pictures/kelly-clarkson-picture-1.jpg

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/7849_kelly-clarkson-dress.jpg

[Rnbizzle]

That's Kelly Clackson?

I thought this was Kelly Clackson

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/kelly-clarkson/pictures/kelly-clarkson-picture-1.jpg

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/7849_kelly-clarkson-dress.jpg
These were the kind of pics I was looking for when entering this thread..

[Ass Dan]

That b*tch is fat, even in Texas she's fat.

[QuebecBaller]

That b*tch is fat, even in Texas she's fat.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[rodman91]

That b*tch is fat, even in Texas she's fat.
:roll:

[theaussieguy]

Strong do not want however she might be better looking than Christina A.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/10/christina-aguilera-fat.jpg

http://photos-3.posh24.com/p/1400259/l/hot_news/kelly_osbourne_continues_to_call_christina_aguiler a_fat.jpg

that just makes me angry, way to snookify yourself you big fat snorlax, need a farking masterball to catch that shiat

[InspiredLebowski]

^ I am disappoint

[theaussieguy]

^ I am disappoint


so disappoint

[rodman91]

Strong do not want however she might be better looking than Christina A.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/10/christina-aguilera-fat.jpg

http://photos-3.posh24.com/p/1400259/l/hot_news/kelly_osbourne_continues_to_call_christina_aguiler a_fat.jpg

that just makes me angry, way to snookify yourself you big fat snorlax, need a farking masterball to catch that shiat
She looks like she just ate her former self :eek:

[blablabla]

xtina still looks better than clarkston

[Godzuki]

http://hangryhippo.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/kelly-clarkson.jpg

nom nom i wanna eat the mic nom nom nom


wow she's like white trash sloppy now. she used to be sexy thick sorta, but now she tipped tht scale :facepalm

i kinda always thought she'd lose weight and be hot...sort of like janine Gariffalo but that bitch never lost it either.

[Godzuki]

Strong do not want however she might be better looking than Christina A.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/10/christina-aguilera-fat.jpg

http://photos-3.posh24.com/p/1400259/l/hot_news/kelly_osbourne_continues_to_call_christina_aguiler a_fat.jpg

that just makes me angry, way to snookify yourself you big fat snorlax, need a farking masterball to catch that shiat


:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

how recent is that? she looks like hulk hogans ex wife :facepalm

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

how recent is that? she looks like hulk hogans ex wife :facepalm
like a month ago at a MJ tribute concert.

[Scoooter]

Wow, there ARE nothing but high school/college white males on this board ..
:facepalm


She is not fat... She is thick..... A sexy, curvy woman....

Good lord you white boys like men and don't even know it ......
If that's what you're in to, then's that's fine. But call a spade a spade.

[rodman91]

CURVY
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexfbucwQB1qg6m06o1_500.png

FAT
http://www.issues.cc/uploads/94707974263.jpg

[rodman91]

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kelly-clarkson-then-and-now.jpg

Seriously what the hell ?

[Bigsmoke]

I'll hit just because she's rich.

[lilbill]

CURVY
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexfbucwQB1qg6m06o1_500.png


I just came.

[Cangri]

Wow, there ARE nothing but high school/college white males on this board ..
:facepalm


She is not fat... She is thick..... A sexy, curvy woman....
.
Nah she's just fat

[tomtucker]

where those 2 girls not photoshopped ? i seem to remember them.....

[Hittin_Shots]

I remember a few years ago, I had a dream I was having sex with her in a sidewalk while a giant Rock em Sock em robot is invading the city. :wtf: Probably had it when the song My Life Would Suck Whatever was stuck on my head.:lol

How did it get stuck on your head?

[Hittin_Shots]

wow she's like white trash sloppy now. she used to be sexy thick sorta, but now she tipped tht scale :facepalm

i kinda always thought she'd lose weight and be hot...sort of like janine Gariffalo but that bitch never lost it either.

That second sentence is stupid.

[Joey Zaza]

She's a bigger girl and she's almost 30...not gonna get any tighter. But most of the best singers (not performers who sing) get thicker as they get older.

[CLE[216]]

CURVY
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexfbucwQB1qg6m06o1_500.png

Sorry to be a party pooper but that pic is shopped.:(

[bagelred]

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kelly-clarkson-then-and-now.jpg



Not just fat, but getting ugly. Seriously...she has all that money and can't pay a personal trainer and nutritionist to keep her fit? :facepalm

Maybe she's just playing to her Middle America audience...."hey, she's just like us!!!":lol

[Bless Mathews]

Oh all you poor white teenage virgins that think she's fat, and would never **** a girl like her, and only the "hot skinny" girls in this thread. You ain't gonna ever get no p.u.s.s.y from girls like that. Have fun f.u.c.k.I..n.g each other

Idiots.

[Lebowsky]

Oh all you poor white teenage virgins that think she's fat, and would never **** a girl like her, and only the "hot skinny" girls in this thread. You ain't gonna ever get no p.u.s.s.y from girls like that. Have fun f.u.c.k.I..n.g each other

Idiots.

You just have an obese girl fetish. Just embrace it, you don't need to take it all out on us.

[Bless Mathews]

You just have an obese girl fetish. Just embrace it, you don't need to take it all out on us.


She is NO WHERE NEAR obese.

Idiot white boy.

In my hood, that's thick.

[Positive]

Oh all you poor white teenage virgins that think she's fat, and would never **** a girl like her, and only the "hot skinny" girls in this thread. You ain't gonna ever get no p.u.s.s.y from girls like that. Have fun f.u.c.k.I..n.g each other

Idiots.
:oldlol:
black dudes love fat white girls.

[JustinJDW]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/white%20people%20friday.gif

[mlh1981]

I think she's pretty damn cute, not gonna lie.

Flame away.

[lilbill]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/white%20people%20friday.gif

:roll:

[JustinJDW]

http://i27.tinypic.com/fxxrmf.jpg

http://img324.echo.cx/img324/3584/8pd7kl.jpg

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2011/05/clarkson-seal/kelly-clarkson-seal-national-anthem-indy-500-08.jpg


That's voluptuous. :banana:

[boozehound]

Oh all you poor white teenage virgins that think she's fat, and would never **** a girl like her, and only the "hot skinny" girls in this thread. You ain't gonna ever get no p.u.s.s.y from girls like that. Have fun f.u.c.k.I..n.g each other

Idiots.
so, what is the substance that makes her thick? is it bone mass? or muscle? or, wait a minute, adipose tissue? Oh yeah thats it. Shes thick with FAT. Chick is fat. Is she obese? no. Can fat chicks look good? Yes, some can. In her case, I dont see it, but hey, I dont judge who you want to ****.


IMO, the chick on the right is both thick and attractive.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGQ8_PDma8LwAoSduB-iB4XQOZtOk2BttV_Js1WcfAWK3VzNMVIgMvK90t

[Bless Mathews]

so, what is the substance that makes her thick? is it bone mass? or muscle? or, wait a minute, adipose tissue? Oh yeah thats it. Shes thick with FAT. Chick is fat. Is she obese? no. Can fat chicks look good? Yes, some can. In her case, I dont see it, but hey, I dont judge who you want to ****.


IMO, the chick on the right is both thick and attractive.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGQ8_PDma8LwAoSduB-iB4XQOZtOk2BttV_Js1WcfAWK3VzNMVIgMvK90t


She's. CURVY. ROUND BUTT. NICE HIPS. DAMN

look at the pics above you, if that ain't sexy, you must like dudes, Cus that's ALL WOMAN!!!

[boozehound]

She's. CURVY. ROUND BUTT. NICE HIPS. DAMN

look at the pics above you, if that ain't sexy, you must like dudes, Cus that's ALL WOMAN!!!
sure, those pics posted by Justin (esp the one with seal) she looks good. but in the majority of pics in this thread? nah, sorry. shes obviously chunked out significantly since that seal photo.

[tomtucker]

A seal and a whale........is this fukking seaworld ? :lol

[Godzuki]

lol @ hood brothas thinking she's hot now :oldlol:

seriously tho she looks like Beiber's accuser. just sloppy-ass white chick, its probably in her genes to be fat, i wonder what KellyClarkson's parents look like....

i've seen white girls that come from real obese moms/dads, where they're skinny and hot when they're young, but they balloon when they get older and i don't think its so much from them over-eating or lacking exercise....if anything she's probably pretty active performing/practicing all of the time. i almost feel bad for her but at least theres hood brothas out there to keep her company :cheers:

[edb33]

I met Kelly at a comedy club in Ft. Worth that she worked at and ended up taking her on a date. I gotta say the most annoying chick I've ever met in my life so anybody saying she is hot now or then has got to meet this chick first. I almost drowned myself in her moms fat rolls just to gtfo of there when I took her back home. Btw her mom is a whale so only expect Kelly to get bigger

[$LakerGold]

Thanks For Making Me Stronger!

[Tarik One]

She is NO WHERE NEAR obese.

Idiot white boy.

In my hood, that's thick.


Wrong. That broad is fat....in any hood. Wisconsin included

Why are so defensive about this anyway? As another poster alluded to, you must have a string of chunky bitties on your resume. Obese to you is probably 400lbs and above

[tomtucker]

I met Kelly at a comedy club in Ft. Worth that she worked at and ended up taking her on a date. I gotta say the most annoying chick I've ever met in my life so anybody saying she is hot now or then has got to meet this chick first. I almost drowned myself in her moms fat rolls just to gtfo of there when I took her back home. Btw her mom is a whale so only expect Kelly to get bigger

dang, you should have knocked her up.....left, then got back when she made all that money...........spending a bitch

[edb33]

Naw I should have taken her to Subway instead of a steak joint. Teach the googamonster some food discipline while she was still young. It was dark in the comedy club obviously but she had a banging stomach which is the only thing I really saw well enough to ask her out. When we ate she put it away in style and I was impressed she stayed fit while eating like a man but when I got her home and saw her swamp donkey mother I knew it would all fall down hill. Didn

[ace23]

Goddamn, Seal is an ugly-ass *****.

No homo.

[Bless Mathews]

Wrong. That broad is fat....in any hood. Wisconsin included

Why are so defensive about this anyway? As another poster alluded to, you must have a string of chunky bitties on your resume. Obese to you is probably 400lbs and above


Because ignorance really bothers me. She is not fat. She is a thick, curvy , woman,

All you idiots get all googly eyed over the SAME TYPE of assess on the "best Ass " thread, but because its Kelly Clarkson, yall hate. Stupid.

[Lebowsky]

Because ignorance really bothers me. She is not fat. She is a thick, curvy , woman,

All you idiots get all googly eyed over the SAME TYPE of assess on the "best Ass " thread, but because its Kelly Clarkson, yall hate. Stupid.

Dude, it's not because she's Kelly Clarkson. I don't even know who that is, I just know she's a singer because of the pics in this thread. She's fat as hell. If you like fat chicks then the more power to you, but don't get mad because people are calling a fat girl fat.

[RRR3]

Because ignorance really bothers me. She is not fat. She is a thick, curvy , woman,

All you idiots get all googly eyed over the SAME TYPE of assess on the "best Ass " thread, but because its Kelly Clarkson, yall hate. Stupid.

Dude, she WAS (keyword: WAS) okay before she gained weight, but she ain't very attractive now IMO. I could name a hundred better looking women easily

[LJJ]

I like that Booze quote. "She's thick with fat."


Real Talk.

[Joey Zaza]

To be fair -- we should watch our tenses. When she is making videos and touring she generaly slims down (never thin, but thinner) - when she is not touring or just making occassionally appearances she'll balloon up.

Since she is now promoting anew album, you can bet she's on the smaller side.

So properly context is:

She is a girl who clearly struggles with her weight.
She has been quite heavy
She is not so heavy now

[dyna]

:eek:
http://img.skinnyvscurvy.com/2009/09/kelly-clarkson-in-black-on-stage-3.jpg

[donald_trump]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2011/05/clarkson-seal/kelly-clarkson-seal-national-anthem-indy-500-08.jpg



hey look, its seal, and an actual seal.

[ukplayer4]

Dude, it's not because she's Kelly Clarkson. I don't even know who that is, I just know she's a singer because of the pics in this thread. She's fat as hell. If you like fat chicks then the more power to you, but don't get mad because people are calling a fat girl fat.


this.

[DonDadda59]

Damn shame she let herself go. She went from this:

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x212/blue-fang/kelly_clarkson_11.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/Marc_au/Kellyclarkson222.jpg

to this:

http://www.dwtickets.com/v/blog/uploaded_images/Shamu-Orlando-Twitter-738512.jpg

shameful :(

[L.Kizzle]

Damn, this broad let herself go ...

Let herself go to Taco Bell, Wendys, Chinese Buffets, ****.

[Patrick Chewing]

She got booty though....it's quite nice

[AirTupac]

Dat Cow Fat

[flyin]

:ohwell:

[theaussieguy]

putrid putrid bush pig that kelly is, never was a fan of Kim either.

Yeah her hourglass figure looks GREAT in clothes, like a 10/10. She looks farking fantastic in her outfits i will not lie. But lettuce be reality, this is no genetically gifted rump of booty like you see on fine black women. This just one big fat bucket ass.

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_02.jpg

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_06.jpg

how farking awkward is that seriously. I think serene williams has a better body (srs)

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2010/04/serena-bikini/serena-williams-miami-beach-bikini-01.jpg

would way way prefer to be banging serena over that lardass

[Spell&Grammar]

The correct spelling of her name is Kelly Clarkson.





Spell&Grammar

[Godzuki]

putrid putrid bush pig that kelly is, never was a fan of Kim either.

Yeah her hourglass figure looks GREAT in clothes, like a 10/10. She looks farking fantastic in her outfits i will not lie. But lettuce be reality, this is no genetically gifted rump of booty like you see on fine black women. This just one big fat bucket ass.

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_02.jpg

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_06.jpg

how farking awkward is that seriously. I think serene williams has a better body (srs)

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2010/04/serena-bikini/serena-williams-miami-beach-bikini-01.jpg

would way way prefer to be banging serena over that lardass

i don't think kimK's ass is hot either, its destiined to balloon into something real sloppy in about 10 years, but Serena is practically a dude :facepalm

its cool tho...u brothas that love Serena trip me out :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

would way way prefer to be banging serena

That's a man baby!

[Elmer Fudd]

What is this....Kewwy Cwawkson is mowbidwy obese. Sewena Wihwiams is a man. You guys need to get some bettewh taste in women.

[DuMa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-b4x0mGPIc

i just saw this commercial and realized it was her. holy crap. i didnt recognize her after seeing that commercial for like 50 times during NFL games.

[Premeditated]

I'll knock down Serena before Kim too. Not because she's more attractive, but Kim probably has silicone in her snatch too.

[Dasher]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Babich4000/CUTtV1.jpg
:roll: