What if your mom was a porn star?

[ConanRulesNBC]

Someone mentioned "MILF" in another thread. It got me thinking about MILF porn and how would you react if you found out your mom was a porn star?

I mean I think Jenna Jameson just had twin boys recently. How does she tell them that she used to be a porn star? How are they going to feel when they're old enough to use the internet and find out? What about Pamela Anderson's kids? Those kids have to be in their teens now. That has to be weird going to school with other teens that probably know who she is and lead to some awkward conversations.

[L.Kizzle]

You are a sick man.

Now if your mom was a porn star, that would be totally different.

[Velocirap31]

That would be terrible. Imagine your friends all huddled around the computer one day watching your mom get gang banged. You would never hear the end of it.

[L.Kizzle]

That would be terrible. Imagine your friends all huddled around the computer one day watching your mom get gang banged. You would never hear the end of it.
Until your mom introduces you to Kelly Divine ...

[1987_Lakers]

OP's mom is a porn star.

[Velocirap31]

Until your mom introduces you to Kelly Divine ...

Good point, her connections and friends would be good company to keep. :rockon:

[airchibundo507]

I'd take three showers a day.

[Styles p]

i'd probably do alot more drugs then i already do.

[Balla_Status]

I'd ask my mom to hook me up with her friends.

[d.bball.guy]

Shoot myself.

[L.Kizzle]

Shoot on myself.
Fixed

[Noob Saibot]

The worse that could happen...become a porn star too.

[ConanRulesNBC]

bang my moms, Jimmy Darmody style

That was messed up.

[takeittothehoop]

I'd ask my mom to hook me up with her friends.
#Winning.

[Kobe 4 The Win]

In today's porn, a MILF is any woman over the age of 19. lol.

[Gundress]

Imagine your mom kiss you good night......that's f*cked up cause you know she sucks too many damn c0ck and nut in her mouth.

[dunksby]

That was messed up.
Did you expect a sensible reply to a messed up question?

[bluechox2]

Imagine your mom kiss you good night......that's f*cked up cause you know she sucks too many damn c0ck and nut in her mouth.

to know that you were born inside of a place where 100's of ***** nutted in

[alenleomessi]

I would just quietly hope i am Peter North's son

[blablabla]

ava devine or sasha grey as a mother lol

[tomtucker]

I would just quietly hope i am Peter North's son
don

[L.Kizzle]

Imagine your mom kiss you good night......that's f*cked up cause you know she sucks too many damn c0ck and nut in her mouth.
Pretty sure your mom has sucked your dads dick and a few other ***** in her life, so what's the difference ...

[kentatm]

Pretty sure your mom has sucked your dads dick and a few other ***** in her life, so what's the difference ...


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[Draz]

I'll watch her videos.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

You'd probably mature a lot faster than other kids and end up getting lots of girls

[code green]

a very close friend of mine just found out his mother got arrested for prositution. came out of no where, and it killed him inside. not to put a damper on a joke thread, but i wouldn't imagine it would be much different.

[LBJMVP]

i'd assume she'd had a porn name and looked a little bit different back when she did it.

so my friends would never really know it was my mom, nor would i ever tell them. who here watches porn from 20 years ago anyway?

so its not really like any of your friends would find out.

[LA_Showtime]

That would suck. I think I'd kill myself if I was tabbing for good porn and I found a link of my mother taking a BBC.

[Lakerlove420]

bang my moms, Jimmy Darmody style

:oldlol:

(repped

[TheMan]

Tiffany Mynx has a teen aged kid and she's one of the sluttiest whores in the biz...heard the kid is on suicide watch.

[Da Doc04]

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[vinsane01]

I'd ask her to hook me up with some of her slutty pornstar friends. :banana:

This. :banana:

[LA_Showtime]

I suppose the most realistic answer would be that I'd be dead by now since I'd be born with HIV and shortly thereafter get AIDS.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

I'll make sure they never find out

[UtahJazzFan88]

Ask for some hook-ups! :oldlol:

[tomtucker]

:oldlol: RUGS

[Richie2k6]

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...are they both his parents or just one of them?

[blablabla]

Tiffany Mynx has a teen aged kid and she's one of the sluttiest whores in the biz...heard the kid is on suicide watch.

The last time I was disgusted by the porn industry is after hearing that 18-year-old Cameron Love is waiting for her mother and sister so they can join her in the industry. They are waiting until her sister turns 18 and they have talked about this day for years.
Cameron’s mother is a former Playboy Playmate and raised her children in an open minded environment where sex was natural. Her mother even taught Cameron how to perform oral sex when she was 15 by first taking her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend into the kitchen and demonstrating on him while her daughter watched. Cameron now teaches her mother how to properly enjoy **** sex. She has told her mother and sister “Don’t do it for the fame. Do it for the fortune and the fame will follow”.
The most infamous incestuous duo was Lanny Barby having sex with her half-sister Kimberly Franklin on film. There’s also Sunset Thomas convincing her 18-year-old niece Sunrise Adams to get into porn and suggested a stage name similar to her own.
Now you have mother of the year Tiffany Mynx bringing into the business her 18-year-old son. She’s already lost custody of one child and now currently has a one-year-old. Her son has already been tested and is scheduled to shoot a boy/girl scene for $300 for Alana Evans’ website.
The one revealing this news is porn star/director/producer Van Damage’s wife Cynthia. Van used to date Tiffany years ago and helped raise her son. Now he’s horrified by the news. Cynthia says Tiffany will be present for her son’s debut performance and has asked what percentage of the shoot fee she will be getting.
Would there be a bigger uproar and someone having the balls to say no if this was a father bringing his daughter into porn? Has that ever happened? Except for Traci Lords’ step-father bringing her into Jim South’s World Modeling Agency when she was 14-years-old.


http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/tiffany-mynx-pimping-her-18-year-old-son/

[JustinJDW]

I'd ask my mom to hook me up with her friends.:pimp: