BREAKING: Stoudemire feels like a beast

[Blue&Orange]

http://knicksnow.com/posts/1724-stoudemire-healthy-ready

0:45s mark

He also grew half an inch...


"It's been a long offseason and a lot of the guys look great and have been taking care of their bodies," he said. "It was a blessing in disguise for me to have some time off and continue to heal . . . I actually grew a half-inch. I'm 6-foot-11 now with my shoes on because of my posture. I'm 260, 8% body fat. I feel like a beast."

[christian1923]

Im Expecting Big Thangss!

[inclinerator]

his ***** just went from 1 inches to 2 inches

[DaPerceive]

And he still won't rebound or play defense.

[Rnbizzle]

Great.

[christian1923]

And he still won't rebound or play defense.

"niggggas just hating to hate thats what i hate" lol :facepalm

[PrimeJohnnyDepp]

id soo be a fan if there wasn't that babyfat black hole on this team also.

[DuMa]

translation: 'Please dont trade me for Dwight!'

[Sarcastic]

id soo be a fan if there wasn't that babyfat black hole on this team also.

Landry Fields is not a black hole.

[Pointguard]

http://knicksnow.com/posts/1724-stoudemire-healthy-ready

0:45s mark

He also grew half an inch...
First year I've been this hyped in a long time.

[PrimeJohnnyDepp]

Landry Fields is not a black hole.


White-ish people don't have baby fat from their ass on their necks.

[inclinerator]

he meant his di ck size grew half n inch, officially 2 inches now

[gyu]

Because of his posture? So he didn't grow an inch, he just improved his posture? :oldlol:

[gyu]

This doesn't show them side by side but Tyson still looks like he towers over Amar'e:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/3d/fullj.d2982061a3233d2ed947822824678d51/ap-201112101329485436848.jpg

[Blue&Orange]

Because of his posture? So he didn't grow an inch, he just improved his posture? :oldlol:
Also his off-season workout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq24F2ICx2k


This doesn't show them side by side but Tyson still looks like he towers over Amar'e
Dude he was joking... see the video.

[brisbaneman]

He's been self-hyping for about 5 seasons now. he is what he is.

[Sarcastic]

This doesn't show them side by side but Tyson still looks like he towers over Amar'e:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/3d/fullj.d2982061a3233d2ed947822824678d51/ap-201112101329485436848.jpg

He doesn't even tower over Melo


http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385155_10150444191868463_8245623462_8665156_182808 9274_n.jpg

[fubu05]

Melo is one of those rare guys whos skill completely trumps his athleticism. Dude's diet is mcdonalds. He's in a league of those players like Paul Pierce.

[G-train]

He 'grew' an inch as he had therapy on his spine/bad back which straightened him out somewhat.
260 and 8% body fat is a bloody elite world class athlete.

Swear Chandler looks 7'3 most of the time.

[G-train]

he meant his di ck size grew half n inch, officially 2 inches now

Needs 3 fingers now for next photoshoot :oldlol:

[Clutch]

This doesn't show them side by side but Tyson still looks like he towers over Amar'e:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/3d/fullj.d2982061a3233d2ed947822824678d51/ap-201112101329485436848.jpg
Of course he towers over him.

Amare is 6'10 (6'11) while Tyson is 7'1.

[gyu]

Pics are deceiving for sure, here's another angle which makes him look like a giant lol:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/20/fullj.be584b4464a16495a9ef63fd64e01066/ap-201112101522553587181.jpg

[gyu]

Of course he towers over him.

Amare is 6'10 (6'11) while Tyson is 7'1.
The reason I posted that is because in that picture it looks like it is a lot more than a 2 inch difference.

[Sarcastic]

Pics are deceiving for sure, here's another angle which makes him look like a giant lol:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/20/fullj.be584b4464a16495a9ef63fd64e01066/ap-201112101522553587181.jpg

Well he is the center.

[G-train]

Melo is one of those rare guys whos skill completely trumps his athleticism. Dude's diet is mcdonalds. He's in a league of those players like Paul Pierce.

I guess they catch hate because what if they were skilled AND in supreme shape....

[gyu]

Well he is the center.
I know, I posted that one because you said he doesn't even tower over Melo.

[gyu]

Well he is the center.
I know, I posted that one because you said he doesn't even tower over Melo.

[Clutch]

Well he is the center.
And the pretty tall one too. :D

[thejumpa]

6'11, 260, 8% BF? Damn he really is a beast. I have also noticed that he was hunched over a bit. Glad he realized that and made adjustments.

6'8/6'11/7'1.....that's a biggg frontcourt

[PowerGlove]

what the hell is up with the d*ck comments??

[G-train]

what the hell is up with the d*ck comments??

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/amare-stoudemire-naked-ESPN-magazine-NSFW.jpg

[christian1923]

Thats gay:no:

[bagelred]

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/amare-stoudemire-naked-ESPN-magazine-NSFW.jpg

Feels like a beast, looks like a beauty......mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm........heeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Gots to get me some of that.........homo indeed.............

[DevilsAssassin]

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/amare-stoudemire-naked-ESPN-magazine-NSFW.jpg
http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy357/scoobyddoopatches/Funny%20gifs/Prince.gif

[MeLO MvP 15]

None of those pictures say anything. They're all from different angles with one in front and one behind. Lets wait to see them side by side.

[ImmortalD24]

This doesn't show them side by side but Tyson still looks like he towers over Amar'e:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/3d/fullj.d2982061a3233d2ed947822824678d51/ap-201112101329485436848.jpg
And Chandler wasnt even wearing shoes:

http://media.northjersey.com/images/1211S4_KNICKS_60p.jpg

[d.bball.guy]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about his dick.

[Nori]

260 pounds and only 8 percent body fat? wow, BEAST!

[PTstyle272]

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy357/scoobyddoopatches/Funny%20gifs/Prince.gif

:oldlol:

[G-train]

260 pounds and only 8 percent body fat? wow, BEAST!

looks fatter than that in the training camp pic threads, no abs etc. pause

[G-train]

looks fatter than that in the training camp pic threads, no abs etc. pause

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/StroShow4/nba%20stuff/amare.jpg

[ShaqAttack3234]

First year I've been this hyped in a long time.

Me too. Tyson will definitely help with rebounding and defense, 2 big problems last season. Not going to be a great defensive team, it's obvious that with Amare and Melo as well as D'Antoni coaching, this is more of an offensive team.

Full season with Melo and Amare will also be good to see. Big difference from the past 10 years. 2 legit stars both in their prime at 27 and 29 years old, as well as a really good 3rd player also in his prime at 29.

Fields had a promising rookie season and as a role player and 4th/5th best player, he's not bad at all. We'll have to see what Douglas does in a bigger role, but at the very least, he can shoot.

Not bad at all to start, still need some additions, but an exciting team.


6'11, 260, 8% BF? Damn he really is a beast. I have also noticed that he was hunched over a bit. Glad he realized that and made adjustments.

6'8/6'11/7'1.....that's a biggg frontcourt

I noticed that too, hadn't thought about his hunch, but once he mentioned his posture, it made sense. Didn't buy that he grew at first because he's 29, but even a half inch is pretty significant if he couldn't straighten up to his maximum height when getting measured before. Shows that he must've been in some pain. A good sign.

[Sarcastic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/StroShow4/nba%20stuff/amare.jpg

You call this fat?

[G-train]

You call this fat?

Read my post again.
I said he looks fatter than 8% body fat.
Maybe about 11-12%.

[verylegit]

always been a beast. im very excited to see amare and chandler work down low. they are each others missing halfs.

[Ronin]

is he going to play defense now?

[donald_trump]

Read my post again.
I said he looks fatter than 8% body fat.
Maybe about 11-12%.

id say 14-15% actually.

by 11-12% abs should be clearly visible.

[Pointguard]

Me too. Tyson will definitely help with rebounding and defense, 2 big problems last season. Not going to be a great defensive team, it's obvious that with Amare and Melo as well as D'Antoni coaching, this is more of an offensive team.

Full season with Melo and Amare will also be good to see. Big difference from the past 10 years. 2 legit stars both in their prime at 27 and 29 years old, as well as a really good 3rd player also in his prime at 29.

Fields had a promising rookie season and as a role player and 4th/5th best player, he's not bad at all. We'll have to see what Douglas does in a bigger role, but at the very least, he can shoot.

Not bad at all to start, still need some additions, but an exciting team.


I don't know if you got to see a lot of Knick games but Amare was swatting some shots last year. I have no idea what the offense will be like for some reason. Or if Barea will join the team which would change the look again.

[Eric Cartman]

Tyson Chandler = Amare' defensive beast this year

[bluechox2]

my man will be playing like a best x 2 now that he doesnt need to worry about defending the rim by himself now that chandler is at his side. he can now play weakside and swat anything that gets past chandler and concentrate 100% offense

[ShaqAttack3234]

I don't know if you got to see a lot of Knick games but Amare was swatting some shots last year. I have no idea what the offense will be like for some reason. Or if Barea will join the team which would change the look again.

Yeah, I only missed maybe a handful of games all year and I'd say that Stoudemire's defense was the best I've seen it. Rebounding was really weak, though. He did improve his passing too, didn't show much passing with his back to the basket, but that's not really his game either.

[HB40TheNextStar]

Tiny ***** syndrome. It's actually why he can jump so high.

[MMKM]

Tiny ***** syndrome. It's actually why he can jump so high.

He's got it tucked, Dennis Rodman style.

[outbreak]

I misread this as BREAKING: Stoudemire feels up a breast

[bluechox2]

I misread this as BREAKING: Stoudemire feels up a breast
:lol

[daballa13]

I can't help but :facepalm when I see the NBA's body fat %'s for the players. Your 8% bodyfat and yet have no visible abs. Go figure.

[305Baller]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/12/11/212cf2ce-4b2c-431f-b2fe-199ab9359767.jpg

[NewYorkNoPicks]

Does anyone think its possible that ESPN photoshopped Amare's cover photo? I mean... 6"11....and...really? Regardless he's still the man though, King of NY

[MMKM]

I can't help but :facepalm when I see the NBA's body fat %'s for the players. Your 8% bodyfat and yet have no visible abs. Go figure.

Abs are genetic. Some people can't grow them for whatever odd reason. I have a friend who played for the Dodgers, was incredibly lean, did an ab routine that would kill almost anyone, and he didn't have a 6 pack.

[ballsohard247]

STAT is a beast.

[daballa13]

Abs are genetic. Some people can't grow them for whatever odd reason. I have a friend who played for the Dodgers, was incredibly lean, did an ab routine that would kill almost anyone, and he didn't have a 6 pack.

Please stop kidding yourself. If you have any knowledge with fitness you should know that the genetic component of abs is mainly in the shape of the abs and whether you have a 6-pack or an 8-pack. Having a killer ab routine is not gonna get you abs. Your abs are sculpted in the kitchen. Its the super clean diet that gives you abs. You don't even have to ever train your abs to have abs. The thing with me is that a guy like Stoudemire, who probably lifts once in a while and plays basketball which requires a strong core which means a lot of core work, well I would expect him to have abs. The fact that he has none and doesn't seem to have any definition in his midsection just makes me laugh at how the NBA uses the old body caliper method to measure body fat % which is terribly inaccurate.

[jdm_dc_fan]

If you have a lot of fluids in your body your abs blend in a little. It's like when your dehydrated in the morning they are way more visible.

Hate to say this but NY is starting to look good. :mad:

[Sarcastic]

id say 14-15% actually.

by 11-12% abs should be clearly visible.

You're insane if you think that is 14-15% body fat.

[donald_trump]

You're insane if you think that is 14-15% body fat.

you're probably right, but its not less than 12%.

[gyu]

When's the beast coming out??? :bowdown:

[niko]

When's the beast coming out??? :bowdown:
if you want to be a dick to knick fans, there are about 20 topics on the first page. you dont need to search for threads from 3 months ago.

[Askmeificare]

he's grown another half an inch