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no pun intended
12-14-2011, 03:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBEl7hsaBQ4&list=WLAC67956BDAE05C22&index=21&feature=plpp_video

Gold.
LAClipsFan33
12-14-2011, 03:24 AM
Monta too dumb for computers...that's the real answer
KBryant24
12-14-2011, 03:32 AM
Monta too dumb for computers...that's the real answer
and he doesn't know how to ride a scooter either lol
Rowe
12-14-2011, 06:32 AM
Monta too dumb for computers...that's the real answer
Thats a damn shame.
Clutch
12-14-2011, 06:44 AM
Not all people know how to use a computer.

It doesn't mean he's dumb,it just means he has almost never used it before.

I know a lot of really smart people who struggle working on a computer.
StroShow4
12-14-2011, 06:45 AM
It doesn't mean he's dumb

Yeah... but Monta's pretty dumb. Common knowledge. I often refer to him as "Montard."
Clutch
12-14-2011, 06:48 AM
Yeah... but Monta's pretty dumb. Common knowledge. I often refer to him as "Montard."
Maybe he is dumb. I don't know that.

But you can't call a person dumb just because he doesn't know how to use a computer.
StroShow4
12-14-2011, 06:58 AM
Maybe he is dumb. I don't know that.

But you can't call a person dumb just because he doesn't know how to use a computer.

Can't use computer... has giant tree tattooed on his torso... crashes mopeds... talks like goon...

Love the guy on the court, but off of it he definitely seems like a bonehead.
kidachi
12-14-2011, 07:02 AM
POST DAT POST DAT! haha.

Even when I was a kid I didn't type like that lol
MichaelCheazley
12-14-2011, 08:05 AM
I respect him for not using twitter and facebook. That stuff is kinda annoying. Eminem also said he doesn't know how to turn on a computer.
I find that impossible as eminem produces beats and whatnot.
Joshumitsu
12-14-2011, 09:41 AM
Lol. It's not his fault or anything. He probably grew up without a computer. A lot of poor people are much more intelligent and sophisticated than they realize not because they're lazy but because they don't have access to the tools to succeed.
Lebowski
12-14-2011, 09:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBEl7hsaBQ4&list=WLAC67956BDAE05C22&index=21&feature=plpp_video

Gold.

Haha! Oh wait, while I learned to type fast on a keyboard and spent too much time on Facebook he learnt how to play basketball.

He types like my mother tho. It might be slow, but you dont press the wrong key by mistake!
KembaWalker
12-14-2011, 09:48 AM
I find that impossible as eminem produces beats and whatnot.

BOOM! :oldlol:
Mr.Magic_1
12-14-2011, 09:58 AM
Monta is ghetto
Meticode
12-14-2011, 10:53 AM
This reminds me of the Thanksgiving time when they had Dwight Howard carve a turkey and he had no damn clue what he was doing. :oldlol: HE was looking around like, "Where do I cut first?" :oldlol:
RRR3
12-14-2011, 11:32 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/1e/fullj.c9e1ec357be9b4aeadc8c4e44109803a/ap-201112121843674122340.jpg

Steph Curry: Monta, did you get my friend request on facebook?
Monta: Facebook? N*gga, you know I can't read.
Curry: :eek: :wtf:
WillyJakk
12-14-2011, 12:13 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/1e/fullj.c9e1ec357be9b4aeadc8c4e44109803a/ap-201112121843674122340.jpg

Steph Curry: Monta, did you get my friend request on facebook?
Monta: Facebook? N*gga, you know I can't read.
Curry: :eek: :wtf:

:lol


Kinda hard to type when you got blunt rollin' fingernails.

Real talk though:

He seems like the kinda dude that's an expert at texting w/ his thumbs but can't type for sh*t cause he has to use his fingers.
StacksOnDeck
12-14-2011, 12:17 PM
Can't use computer... has giant tree tattooed on his torso... crashes mopeds... talks like goon...

Love the guy on the court, but off of it he definitely seems like a bonehead.

So those reasons make someone dumb? A dumb person would think those reasons make someone dumb.
LAClipsFan33
12-14-2011, 12:18 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/1e/fullj.c9e1ec357be9b4aeadc8c4e44109803a/ap-201112121843674122340.jpg

Steph Curry: Monta, did you get my friend request on facebook?
Monta: Facebook? N*gga, you know I can't read.
Curry: :eek: :wtf:

:oldlol:
brisbaneman
12-14-2011, 12:20 PM
Those hand gestures suggest that he may be gay
LAClipsFan33
12-14-2011, 12:22 PM
Monta seems like a cool guy...but I think everybody knows the reason he didn't go to college is because he didn't have the brain to pull it off
DuMa
12-14-2011, 12:35 PM
i immediately lost it when i saw the 2 finger typing
O_City_Thunder
12-14-2011, 12:47 PM
Monta is RICH
fixed
Reverend Hoops
12-14-2011, 12:55 PM
Monta is ghetto

Not ghetto. Country. Their is a difference. Dude is from Mississippi.
inclinerator
12-14-2011, 01:17 PM
he has bad posture on the computer
I.R.Beast
12-14-2011, 02:16 PM
Not all people know how to use a computer.

It doesn't mean he's dumb,it just means he has almost never used it before.

I know a lot of really smart people who struggle working on a computer.

I agree, they have computer literacy courses for a reason. Some people ujst flat out suck with computers.
dunksby
12-14-2011, 02:18 PM
Those hand gestures suggest that he may be gay
It means he is new to typing you ****n homophobe!
RRR3
12-14-2011, 02:22 PM
Those hand gestures suggest that he may be gay
Lol I bet Monta gets more ***** than you'll ever get. Jacking off to dirk doesn't count either.
brisbaneman
12-14-2011, 02:26 PM
Lol I bet Monta gets more ***** than you'll ever get. Jacking off to dirk doesn't count either.

Nah I have gotten a lot of *****.

Being a doctor>>>>>>being a pro athlete if you want to attract women.
ROCSteady
12-14-2011, 02:28 PM
Monta has always struck me as playing with less than a full deck

Listen to the eloquent way he pronounces, "I don't youse compluters!!"

Great player though, dude can slash to the rack for sure
blablabla
12-14-2011, 02:29 PM
not funny at all
HB40TheNextStar
12-14-2011, 02:30 PM
IIRC, pretty sure he had grade problems in high school when I was following his recruitment.

Not that it matters when you go straight to the NBA.
Pushxx
12-14-2011, 02:30 PM
Mentally he reminds me of Delonte West-lite.

What's with his fingernails btw...:wtf: ???
StroShow4
12-14-2011, 02:57 PM
So those reasons make someone dumb? A dumb person would think those reasons make someone dumb.

A)Why the f@ck do you stalk me? B) Why so serious all the damn time? C) If I said Monta's a rocket scientist you'd say he's an idiot.




GTFO, no one likes you. You're a nuissance.
kenny817
12-14-2011, 03:12 PM
I find that impossible as eminem produces beats and whatnot.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Cali Syndicate
12-14-2011, 04:51 PM
Monta puttin' in WORK!

POST DAT POST DAT!

Damn that was hard to watch....dude doesn't seem like a bright dude and all but WoW.

At :35 seconds I think he was having trouble finding the D....

Still got love for him though. Warriors all day SON!

I agree with whoever said he was country not ghetto.
InspiredLebowski
12-14-2011, 04:58 PM
C'mon, haven't we all crashed a moped?
no pun intended
12-15-2011, 01:29 AM
https://www.facebook.com/goldenstatewarriors/posts/10150524256932526

So this is what he was typing up. Must be flawless of errors since he was taking so long. Oh wait, "surport."
cuad
12-15-2011, 01:36 AM
Monta lives his life in a way that we all wish we could go back to.
rfoster24
12-15-2011, 01:48 AM
Can't use computer... has giant tree tattooed on his torso... crashes mopeds... talks like goon...

Love the guy on the court, but off of it he definitely seems like a bonehead.

Have you ever driven a ****in' moped before? sometimes when you gas it too hard, the front wheel lifts up and you're forced to hold on and pull the throttle back even further. It's called a whiskey throttle (as shown on Rob Dyrdek's Ridiculousness). I could almost guarantee that that's what happened. It happens to everyone at least once. Usually there's no injury though lol.