Kim Jong-il is dead

[1987_Lakers]

wtf

[HB40TheNextStar]

5 years ago.

[ace23]

Amen :bowdown:

[Troll Sodomizer]

First Osama, then Gaddafi and now Lil Jong-il.

All the great world leaders are dying. :cry:

[widowmaker]

Sadly north Koreans will see no change while jong il's son picks up right where Kim jong il left off.... Years ago..

[rufuspaul]

Sadly north Koreans will see no change while jong il's son picks up right where Kim jong il left off.... Years ago..

I'm so ronery.

[gigantes]

best comic book i've read in ages:

http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp335/fuldstaendigamok/other/pyongyang.jpg

http://www.filesonic.com/file/1511869291/Pyongyang_-_A_Journey_in_North_Korea_(Drawn_&_Quarterly)_(2005)_(Minutemen-DTs).cbz

http://www.wupload.com/file/65526767/Pyongyang_-_A_Journey_in_North_Korea_(Drawn_&_Quarterly)_(2005)_(Minutemen-DTs).cbz

[Noob Saibot]

The North Korean Based God is dead. North Korea will never the same now.

[GreatGreg]

Oh, god. There will be North Koreans that'll cry themselves to death. And you can laugh about it right now, but I'm actually serious.

[BurningHammer]

So, the next erratic reign begins.

Fun Fact: Kim Jong-il is a basketball fan.

[Myth]

First Osama, then Gaddafi and now Lil Jong-il.

All the great world leaders are dying. :cry:

First was Saddam.

[simcjt]

wtf
How is it a wtf situation? Everyone dies.

Though his son will try to follow in his footsteps it is more about a full out revolution occuring among the common citizens. S.Korea has already put in a great amount of work preparing for joining the country back together.

[Troll Sodomizer]

First was Saddam.
Him too.

I liked his name a lot by the way.

[ballup]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[BurningHammer]

I hope Jong-un do something nice for everyone.... like, at first, officially ends the Korean War.

But, even he had those in his mind, he wouldn't be able to do them because of those old, faceless, corrupt bloodsuckers behind him.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Shout out to my ***** Jong.

[Abd El-Krim]

Luckily his dead father is still running shit :facepalm

[macmac]

I wish it changed something for those north koreans....

I guess Fidel is next. For Cuba, it might actually mean an end to a poverty stricken era

[Kobe Jnr]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374275_10150440990658581_137664403580_8824885_5888 71280_n.jpg

[bballer]

won't change anything.

the people in NK probably won't even know that he is dead.

[BurningHammer]

won't change anything.

the people in NK probably won't even know that he is dead.
The guys behind will make sure everybody knows this and stage a huge, I mean Donald Trump's HUUUUUUUUUGE, state funeral as a part of propaganda and a lead-in to Kim Jong-un.

Those who profit from the system won't let it breaks easily.

[pete's montreux]

I'm so ronery.

Honestly this thread should have ended with this.

[rezznor]

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xhve8_team-america-i-m-so-ronery_fun

[A.M.G.]

Sic semper tyrannis.

[Lebron23]

2011 is a Bad year for former Dictators.

[Legend of Josh]

Oh, god. There will be North Koreans that'll cry themselves to death. And you can laugh about it right now, but I'm actually serious.

North Korea and its neighbor Rush-ya are from the same mold. Maybe they'll cry themselves to sleep, together. Bottom line, Santa Claws won't be coming down to visit either of them.

LOL, ironically, the North Pole is right in the motherland's backyard, and Santa flys over them down to New Zealand and hocks a loogie down on them sum beeches from his slay equipped with JBL's knockin' the new JMT.

[Derka]

The Man.

The Myth.

The Puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Rot in Peace, you slope-eyed psycho.

[d.bball.guy]

2011 is a Bad year for former Dictators.
Former Philippine president also dying/hospital arrest/whatever shit :lol

[Solidape]

Shout out to my ***** Jong.

gonna pour some liqua for my homey, he was illin before being ill was cool

[macmac]

2011 is a Bad year for former Dictators.

But it's been a great year for current dikk takers

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/database/100607/justin-bieber-300.jpg

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/neil-patrick-harris-walk-of-fame.jpg


http://oi39.tinypic.com/2191dn5.jpg

[LBJMVP]

gonna pour some liqua for my homey, he was illin before being ill was cool
i was seriously about to put this. rep

[NoName22]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Aaron%20Ramsey%20Gaddafi%20Bin%20Laden.jpg

Too bad he didn't score :wtf:

[Bucket_Nakedz]

So, the next erratic reign begins.

Fun Fact: Kim Jong-il is a basketball fan.
Damn, he mustve took the lockout to heart. I guess all dat cognac hes been importing finally caught up.

[bisk]

Was he Ill?

[RidonKs]

oh man, same bad joke made twice in the span of a minute

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

oh man, same bad joke made twice in the span of a minute

Methoughts u enjoyed corny wordplay :(

[Joshumitsu]

RIP to the greatest golfer of all time.

GGOAT.

[RidonKs]

Methoughts u enjoyed corny wordplay :(
oh but i do, that's why i commented. how often do you get to witness two totally anonymous strangers make the exact same pun within a minute of one another? for a neurotic wordplay obsessed freak such as myself, that's unreal "HAVE YOU HEARD THIS" sort of stuff.

sorry i didn't make that clear in my original post.



but seriously, let's try a little harder with our nerdsy wordsy jokeses than Kim Jung-Health. i mean jesus christ, that's like... i dunno what it is. i know it's rough though.

[Jasi]

won't change anything.

the people in NK probably won't even know that he is dead.

Of course they know.

Take a look at their mourning in the streets (http://youtu.be/pSWN6Qj98Iw).

I think this is staged of course. It would be so terrible otherwise.

[CeltsGarlic]

Of course they know.

Take a look at their mourning in the streets (http://youtu.be/pSWN6Qj98Iw).

I think this is staged of course. It would be so terrible otherwise.


dafaq... Its looks so fkin stupid :roll:
Lol, human died, shit happens, he is not some kind of relative.
Lol, I just read he was son of a GOD , because his father was a god apperantly, not a human.

[Jasi]

dafaq... Its looks so fkin stupid :roll:
Lol, human died, shit happens, he is not some kind of relative.

Most likely, that's a staged scene set up by the regime to show how much the people loved his "Dear Leader"

[Joshumitsu]

Most likely, that's a staged scene set up by the regime to show how much the people loved his "Dear Leader"

Nah man, different cultures have different ways of mourning. A lot of Asian cultures, especially non-"modernized" ones tend to be more dramatic and public like this. The crying and gnashing of teeth sort of behavior is mentioned in the bible even. It's an ancient form of human mourning, if that makes any sense.

As for feeling sad? It's not fake, these people have just been brainwashed.

It sucks dude but what can you do about it? We'll see what happens in the next month or two.

[Jasi]

Nah man, different cultures have different ways of mourning. A lot of Asian cultures, especially non-"modernized" ones tend to be more dramatic and public like this. The crying and gnashing of teeth sort of behavior is mentioned in the bible even. It's an ancient form of human mourning, if that makes any sense.

As for feeling sad? It's not fake, these people have just been brainwashed.

It sucks dude but what can you do about it? We'll see what happens in the next month or two.

Yeah that was my doubt... either staged, or brainwashed people.
I picked the first one because of the ordered lines they are standing in, you know.
Either way it sucks for them, no doubt.

[rufuspaul]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/kimjongun.jpg

The new leader. Either that or Godzuki finally posted a pic.

[Kobe Jnr]

Looks 17

[RidonKs]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/kimjongun.jpg

The new leader. Either that or Godzuki finally posted a pic.
wait a minute... that's-- yeah, that's the same f*cking guy! he just took off his glasses!

http://stockphotogeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cookie-monster-wtf-is-this.jpg

[Derka]

Most likely, that's a staged scene set up by the regime to show how much the people loved his "Dear Leader"

Its not as faked as you might think.

Scary thing about North Korea is this: for every North Korean who risks life and limb to get across the border and report on the crazy antics and atrocities going on within the borders, there are a few thousand who 100% believe everything that government tells them.

The people there have no political compass. No internet access. No access to media or literature of any kind that isn't manufactured exclusively by the Kim family's political apparatus. They have no idea what the rest of the world is like...they're told from birth "You exist because the Dear Leader loves you so. Everything that exists is thanks to his love for you. This is paradise on Earth and everyone who doesn't live here is jealous of you and wants to take everything our Dear Leader gives us away from you."

Sad as it is, a whole load of the people in these images and videos are being completely authentic.

[BurningHammer]

Its not as faked as you might think.

Scary thing about North Korea is this: for every North Korean who risks life and limb to get across the border and report on the crazy antics and atrocities going on within the borders, there are a few thousand who 100% believe everything that government tells them.

The people there have no political compass. No internet access. No access to media or literature of any kind that isn't manufactured exclusively by the Kim family's political apparatus. They have no idea what the rest of the world is like...they're told from birth "You exist because the Dear Leader loves you so. Everything that exists is thanks to his love for you. This is paradise on Earth and everyone who doesn't live here is jealous of you and wants to take everything our Dear Leader gives us away from you."

Sad as it is, a whole load of the people in these images and videos are being completely authentic.
http://www.nioutaik.fr/images/dossier29/jesus_camp.gif
Kinda like this in a much larger scale.

[fiddy]

Its not as faked as you might think.

Scary thing about North Korea is this: for every North Korean who risks life and limb to get across the border and report on the crazy antics and atrocities going on within the borders, there are a few thousand who 100% believe everything that government tells them.

The people there have no political compass. No internet access. No access to media or literature of any kind that isn't manufactured exclusively by the Kim family's political apparatus. They have no idea what the rest of the world is like...they're told from birth "You exist because the Dear Leader loves you so. Everything that exists is thanks to his love for you. This is paradise on Earth and everyone who doesn't live here is jealous of you and wants to take everything our Dear Leader gives us away from you."

Sad as it is, a whole load of the people in these images and videos are being completely authentic.

Ive heard that south korea isnt much different than north korea when it comes to mentality. As a matter of fact South Korea is number 1 in suicide rate per 1000 citizen.

[niko]

Ive heard that south korea isnt much different than north korea when it comes to mentality. As a matter of fact South Korea is number 1 in suicide rate per 1000 citizen.
How is that the same? Japan has a high suicide rate too. It's because their cultures have sick pressure on work, on life, etc. And they are not supposed to show it outwards, so you explode inward.

How that equates to being brainwashed due to total lack of media is beyond me. In either country, they sure as hell don't have a sick devotion to their leaders. They are both super critical of their leaders.

[jamal99]

Props to guy who made this pic...
Ramsey didn't score tho.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Aaron%20Ramsey%20Gaddafi%20Bin%20Laden.jpg

[D-Wade316]

Good riddance.

We might as well start invasion now.

[NauruDude]

Of course they know.

Take a look at their mourning in the streets (http://youtu.be/pSWN6Qj98Iw).

I think this is staged of course. It would be so terrible otherwise.

I seriously don't think it is staged. People in North Korea when born are taught that Kim Jong-Il is sort of a god. They believe he was born on some sacred mountain in North Korea, foretold by swallows or something. And also this is in Pyongyang, where seriously many don't have a clue about the famine in the rural areas of the countries. Thus he is believed to be a good leader by most in Pyongyang.

The people there have almost no access to international television. Some have managed to access South-Korean television but they believe that it is just state propaganda like they are used to.

[Derka]

Ive heard that south korea isnt much different than north korea when it comes to mentality. As a matter of fact South Korea is number 1 in suicide rate per 1000 citizen.

Suicide and Asians is a tricky thing. Culturally, suicide isn't associated with the same kind of stigmas its attached to in western cultures.

South Koreans, at least the ones I've met, aren't all that much different from any Asian-American you'd meet. North Koreans...those are a much different breed due to their essentially brainwashed primary education.

[fiddy]

How is that the same? Japan has a high suicide rate too. It's because their cultures have sick pressure on work, on life, etc. And they are not supposed to show it outwards, so you explode inward.

How that equates to being brainwashed due to total lack of media is beyond me. In either country, they sure as hell don't have a sick devotion to their leaders. They are both super critical of their leaders.
I got a friend that was in S Korea, and he told me that if you( a native korean for instance) buy a product that was produced in a country other than S Korea you are consider a national traitor. Give me a bunch of other examples similiar to those. IMO people in S Korea and Japan have very rational and sick at the same time mentality. I was saying that S Korea are brainwashe the way in N korea are, but there is something wrong with the mentality of the people of that region of the world.

My Country was under Socialiasm until 1989 (the year i was born). I have got the chance to taste that system and times, but compared to how people are living now and then, i think 30 years was better. People had jobs and the social envirioment was more secure and calm. Generally people felt happier than whats going in the present. Corruption and greed is killing the country. If N Korea for some reason change their system their people are going to have extremely hard time adjusting and catching up. And yes its true the system(our system in Bulgaria) kept people disinformed about a lot of things. And i assume the same goes for the other socialist systesm throughout the globe.

[Jasi]

I got a friend that was in S Korea, and he told me that if you( a native korean for instance) buy a product that was produced in a country other than S Korea you are consider a national traitor. Give me a bunch of other examples similiar to those. IMO people in S Korea and Japan have very rational and sick at the same time mentality. I was saying that S Korea are brainwashe the way in N korea are, but there is something wrong with the mentality of the people of that region of the world.

My Country was under Socialiasm until 1989 (the year i was born). I have got the chance to taste that system and times, but compared to how people are living now and then, i think 30 years was better. People had jobs and the social envirioment was more secure and calm. Generally people felt happier than whats going in the present. Corruption and greed is killing the country. If N Korea for some reason change their system their people are going to have extremely hard time adjusting and catching up. And yes its true the system(our system in Bulgaria) kept people disinformed about a lot of things. And i assume the same goes for the other socialist systesm throughout the globe.

If you were born years before, at the times of Cervenkov, then you wouldn't be saying this, I am sure.
I understand the post-communist era may be going the wrong way (or not-so-good way), but donot undervalue FREEDOM...
What have your relatives told about those times?

[GOBB]

I have no clue who this guy was. Is that a bad thing?

[fiddy]

If you were born years before, at the times of Cervenkov, then you wouldn't be saying this, I am sure.
I understand the post-communist era may be going the wrong way (or not-so-good way), but donot undervalue FREEDOM...
What have your relatives told about those times?
Chervenkov was only the beginning of the era in Bulgaria. He was replaced by the Moscow puppet Todor Shzivkov who ruled to the end of the regime. And im pretty sure life from the mid 60s to the mid 80s was much happier and pleasent for people in my country. I am not talking only of my relatives experience. 3/4 of the pensioners in the country would love the to have the old times back.

Freedom is very subjective term. You are right to some point. There are many law restriction nowadays. Do you feel free? Because i dont. There also are also other constrains i am facing. I guess i know that the average monthly salary in Bulgaria is about 300 euro..

[IlliniFan]

I have no clue who this guy was. Is that a bad thing?
If you're serious, yeah that's bad.

[LJJ]

Scary.

Kim Jong-Il was a raging psychopath, but at least he never took his childish provocations too far. Who knows what to expect of his, no doubt also raging psychopath, successor? I don't even want to think about what happens if this lunatic provokes South Korea or Japan into actual military repercussions.

[RedBlackAttack]

wait a minute... that's-- yeah, that's the same f*cking guy! he just took off his glasses!

http://stockphotogeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cookie-monster-wtf-is-this.jpg
They have the same barber, that's for sure. Who told these guys that the completely shaved off sideburn (which also extends several inches above the ear) is in style? That sh!t is like circa-1987 Brian Bosworth fan.

That is the real atrocity, here.

[niko]

I got a friend that was in S Korea, and he told me that if you( a native korean for instance) buy a product that was produced in a country other than S Korea you are consider a national traitor. Give me a bunch of other examples similiar to those. IMO people in S Korea and Japan have very rational and sick at the same time mentality. I was saying that S Korea are brainwashe the way in N korea are, but there is something wrong with the mentality of the people of that region of the world.

My Country was under Socialiasm until 1989 (the year i was born). I have got the chance to taste that system and times, but compared to how people are living now and then, i think 30 years was better. People had jobs and the social envirioment was more secure and calm. Generally people felt happier than whats going in the present. Corruption and greed is killing the country. If N Korea for some reason change their system their people are going to have extremely hard time adjusting and catching up. And yes its true the system(our system in Bulgaria) kept people disinformed about a lot of things. And i assume the same goes for the other socialist systesm throughout the globe.
your friend is exaggerating. I have a lot of friends from Korea. I've never heard anything like you said at all. (Note: They have national rivalries but there is no fanatical devotion to their country. Not at all.

[niko]

I have no clue who this guy was. Is that a bad thing?
He's done some pretty bad things in his life. If he had a good throwing arm he'd probably be your next QB.

[D-Wade316]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8351/1207koreaelectricitygrikf0.jpg

[KingBeasley08]

I have no clue who this guy was. Is that a bad thing?
:oldlol: :facepalm

come on GOBB, you're better than that

[BurningHammer]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8351/1207koreaelectricitygrikf0.jpg
So basically, the dot in N Korea is Pyongyang.

[-p.tiddy-]

I have no clue who this guy was. Is that a bad thing?
:facepalm



how is this even possible?

you're on the internet so much, just...how?

[GOBB]

I dont watch the news. Did he play in Big Trouble in Little China? The head bad guy?

[East_Stone_Ya]

I dont watch the news. Did he play in Big Trouble in Little China? The head bad guy?

che tonto:oldlol:

[Joshumitsu]

I got a friend that was in S Korea, and he told me that if you( a native korean for instance) buy a product that was produced in a country other than S Korea you are consider a national traitor. Give me a bunch of other examples similiar to those. IMO people in S Korea and Japan have very rational and sick at the same time mentality. I was saying that S Korea are brainwashe the way in N korea are, but there is something wrong with the mentality of the people of that region of the world.

Yeah, Japan, China, and S. Korea's obsessions w/ nationalist ideals tend to stir up some f*cked up/xenophobic personalities but it's not very different from America w/ all the die-hard patriotic @$$hats that make up this country.

It's the same everywhere you go under every system. You'll find open minded people and you'll find idiotic people as well.

[Godzuki]

lmao @ milkman gobbs not knowing who kim jong il is :oldlol: dumbass mfer....i knew he didn't know nothing but licking envelopes and running from dogs. goddamn fool :facepalm

[Godzuki]

i'm pretty upset by my boy Jong Il dying....probably the greatest world leader of all time in terms of being a character. i'll miss u bro :cry:

[rufuspaul]

i'm pretty upset by my boy Jong Il dying....probably the greatest world leader of all time in terms of being a character. i'll miss u bro :cry:

I know what you mean. Dude invented the hamburger!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/20-ridiculous-things-you-never-knew-about-kim-jong

[Joshumitsu]

I know what you mean. Dude invented the hamburger!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/20-ridiculous-things-you-never-knew-about-kim-jong

In other words....

He

was


the most interesting man in the world.

[RidonKs]

i just about burst out laughing while sitting here in the library after reading 'no wonder he was so full of shit'