Vanessa Bryant now has more rings than LeBron+Wade combined

[JohnnyWall]

The wife gets half of the husband's shit in a divorce. That means she gets half of Kobe's championship rings.

:oldlol:

http://i.imgur.com/pUG3l.jpg

[brownmamba00]

:lol

[RRR3]

The wife gets half of the husband's shit in a divorce. That means she gets half of Kobe's championship rings.

:oldlol:
So Kobe only has 2 or 3 rings now (again)? Okay, back to "he can't win w/o Shaq!" :oldlol:

[nathanjizzle]

:applause:

[JohnnyWall]

So Kobe only has 2 or 3 rings now (again)? Okay, back to "he can't win w/o Shaq!" :oldlol:

Yep. He only still has more than the Miami Big 3 combined. :lol

[Jacks3]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DStebb716]

Actually, I highly doubt she gets his rings. They weren't purchased by him, they were given to him which means they are a separate type of personal belonging. She won't be touching those.

[RRR3]

Yep. He only still has more than the Miami Big 3 combined. :lol
Finals MVPS
Kobe: 0
Vanessa: 2

[JohnnyWall]

Actually, I highly doubt she gets his rings. They weren't purchased by him, they were given to him which means they are a separate type of personal belonging. She won't be touching those.

Doesn't have to be purchased though. I imagine they'll be counted as part of his earnings over the past 10 years, considering they're worth a lot of money.

[32Dayz]

Kobe only has 1 ring as the best player on his own teams. (2009)
so now he has .5 rings.

lmao!!! :lol :lol :lol

DWade > Kobe

[JohnnyWall]

Finals MVPS
Kobe: 0
Vanessa: 2

http://i.imgur.com/QBwZL.jpg


Kobe only has 1 ring as the best player on his own teams. (2009)
so now he has .5 rings.

lmao!!! :lol :lol :lol

DWade > Kobe

Fascinating opinion.

[nathanjizzle]

Kobe only has 1 ring as the best player on his own teams. (2009)
so now he has .5 rings.

lmao!!! :lol :lol :lol

DWade > Kobe

what?

[Deuce Bigalow]

Kobe only has 1 ring as the best player on his own teams. (2009)
so now he has .5 rings.

lmao!!! :lol :lol :lol

DWade > Kobe

You actually think you're funny? :facepalm

[BGriffin's Dad]

http://i.imgur.com/9EsHJ.gif

he shouldn't let that bitch take his rings

[32Dayz]

http://i.imgur.com/QBwZL.jpg



Fascinating fact.

:cheers:

[32Dayz]

what?

00-02 - Shaq
09 - Kobe
2010 - Gasol

1/5 x .5 = .5

[Kobr]

a woman has more rings than lebron, wade and bosh

http://i.imgur.com/1r7qC.jpg

[JohnnyWall]

00-02 - Shaq
09 - Kobe
2010 - Kobe

2/5 x .5 = 1

Kobe was the 2010 FMVP, but even all considered, your viewpoint is odd. :oldlol:

[DStebb716]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/kobe-and-vanessa-bryant-divorce-who-gets-the-ring.html


Based on that, she won't get any rings. They are gifts and gifts can't be taken away. There are also documents for each ring so they are official gifts.

[Deuce Bigalow]

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/06/kobe-bryant-finals-mvp-lakersafplivetwo910692-bkn-nba-final-lake.jpg
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/280229-4/Kobe+Bryant+hoists+both+the+2010+NBA+Finals+MVP+tr ophy+and+the+NBA+Championship+trophy.JPG
http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9185/19204532obay2r1x.jpg

[32Dayz]

http://i42.tinypic.com/ofont.jpg

DeusDumbelow = http://i39.tinypic.com/9fw7wo.jpg

[nathanjizzle]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/kobe-and-vanessa-bryant-divorce-who-gets-the-ring.html


Based on that, she won't get any rings. They are gifts and gifts can't be taken away. There are also documents for each ring so they are official gifts.

that article had nothing to do with kobes championship rings.

[Fatstogie]

Yep. He only still has more than the Miami Big 3 combined. :lol

The big 3 have been together for a year and made it to the finals. So i mean... your hatred is irrational and they are gonna shut your ass down. Why you counting chickens before they hatch? Theyll get at least 3 rings in the next 5 years.

[JohnnyWall]

http://i.imgur.com/pUG3l.jpg

[Deuce Bigalow]

http://i.imgur.com/pUG3l.jpg

:oldlol:

[derb2k2]

sounds like Laker fans are in denial. Season will start soon, can't wait to see the futility the Lakers display

[pauk]

lol

[D-Wade316]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DFish]

Kobe told Vanessa, James and Wade the same thing last week.

http://i.imgur.com/vkTb5.png

[Joey Zaza]

so not a kobe guy, but this sucks. She was with him from the get-go, probably married through 3 contracts. She's going to make a killing on this thing.

[swi7ch]

lol ammo wroe the same jersey n umber as lejbon

[burnsy87]

Doesn't have to be purchased though. I imagine they'll be counted as part of his earnings over the past 10 years, considering they're worth a lot of money.

You clearly know nothing about divorce law and you are just guessing based off of something you probably saw on TV.

You are a fool if you think Kobe doesn't have some sort of prenupt with her.

[Kobr]

You are a fool if you think Kobe doesn't have some sort of prenupt with her.

He doesn't. Looks like you're the fool.

[TheSilentKiller]

00-02 - Shaq
09 - Kobe
2010 - Gasol

1/5 x .5 = .5

Actually, 1/5 x .5 is .1

[Deuce Bigalow]

1/5 x .5 = .5

:wtf: :facepalm
Can't do math either?

[JohnnyWall]

:wtf: :facepalm
Can't do math either?

:oldlol:

Expecting 32Dayz to be able to do basic math is like expecting him to be able to hold a logical basketball debate.

[Kobe Face]

Damn dis dumbazz still cant do math? :lol

[32Dayz]

ok yeah I cant do super simple math im so dumb.

is that what u wanna hear? lol

I meant 1 out of 5 not 1 divided by 5... I said that multiple times and if you read my original post you'd also see that but of course you will just ignore that so you can Troll me and make your stupid posts.

1 divided by 5 is .2
.2 x .5 = .1

however what I said was 1/5 as in 1 out of 5 rings
1 (out of 5) x .5 = .5
1 x .5 = .5

hope you can move past this now

:pimp:

[DStebb716]

that article had nothing to do with kobes championship rings.

No but it talks about gifts. The rings were given to him.

[JohnnyWall]

ok yeah I cant do super simple math im so dumb.

is that what u wanna hear? lol

I meant 1 out of 5 not 1 divided by 5... I said that multiple times and if you read my original post you'd also see that but of course you will just ignore that so you can Troll me and make your stupid posts.

1 divided by 5 is .2
.2 x .5 = .1

however what I said was 1/5 as in 1 out of 5 rings
1 (out of 5) x .5 = .5
1 x .5 = .5

Why include "out of 5" when it has no bearing on the outcome? You either made a calculatory error or a syntactic error.

[Extempo]

did you steal this joke from jay leno, i heard him say this on the tonight show and his twitter too...


Jay Leno
Even if she gets three of Kobe's NBA rings in the settlement, Kobe will still have two more than LeBron.

:roll:

[JohnnyWall]

I didn't make an error.

If you read my original post you would understand.

:hammerhead:

No, you made an error. Either by including 1/5 as division or including 1/5 as a superfluous qualifier. You can't just add in stuff all willy nilly in mathematics.

1/5 * .5

is a different statement than

1 * .5

So you need to decide which error you made.

[Fatal9]

1/5 x .5 = .5
:roll:

[24r2]

HAHA! :oldlol:

[32Dayz]

The stupidity continues.

:facepalm

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5

:pimp:

If you cant understand that 1/5 can mean 1 out of 5 on an internet forum then you're very stupid.

Troll attempt is utter failure. :D

[JohnnyWall]

The stupidity continues.

:facepalm

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5

:pimp:

If you cant understand that 1/5 can mean 1 out of 5 on an internet forum then you're very stupid.

Troll attempt is utter failure. :D

You're not getting it. I know what you meant by 1/5, but including it in your statement was incorrect. It was utterly meaningless to the result of that calculation.

1/5 * .5 = .5
1/6 * .5 = .5
1/7 * .5 = .5
1/8 * .5 = .5

[Doctor Rivers]

The stupidity continues.

:facepalm

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5

:pimp:

If you cant understand that 1/5 can mean 1 out of 5 on an internet forum then you're very stupid.

Troll attempt is utter failure. :D

:cheers:

[DFish]

No, you made an error. Either by including 1/5 as division or including 1/5 as a superfluous qualifier. You can't just add in stuff all willy nilly in mathematics.

1/5 * .5

is a different statement than

1 * .5

So you need to decide which error you made.

Johnny dropping some math knowledge on Andrew's tiny little head. :oldlol:

[JohnnyWall]

Johnny dropping some math knowledge on Andrew's tiny little head. :oldlol:

32Dayz' name IRL is Andrew?

[GreatGreg]

http://i.imgur.com/9EsHJ.gif

This made me laugh more than it should have, :roll:

[NumberSix]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Vanessa Bryant hasn't accomplished a single thing in her life.

[JohnnyWall]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Vanessa Bryant hasn't accomplished a single thing in her life.

That makes it even funnier.

[tomtucker]

shit, vanessa is looking good in that picture.....and now she has all that cash..:pimp: ....how does a boy get up in there...:confusedshrug: ....but of course the 2 kids stretched it out by a mile......:( ....still, it would be sweet with all that $$$

[tomtucker]

shit, vanessa is looking good in that picture.....and now she has all that cash..:pimp: ....how does a boy get up in there...:confusedshrug: ....but of course the 2 kids stretched it out by a mile......:( ....still, it would be sweet with all that $$$

you stupid fukk...:rolleyes: ....never heard of a nal ?

[Deuce Bigalow]

^
da faq?

[Kobr]

you stupid fukk...:rolleyes: ....never heard of a nal ?

:wtf:

[Kobr]

Ahh, this was where 32Dayz first showcased his math skills. :lol

[LBJMVP]

she isnt getting his rings.

[Faptastrophe]

http://blogs.uscannenberg.org/neontommy_sports/Kobe%20Bryant%20white%20outfits.jpg

Just seemed appropriate.

[32Dayz]

http://blogs.uscannenberg.org/neontommy_sports/Kobe%20Bryant%20white%20outfits.jpg

Haha. :cheers:

Kobe getting his feminine side on and very much enjoying it.

[ElPigto]

The stupidity continues.

:facepalm

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5

:pimp:

If you cant understand that 1/5 can mean 1 out of 5 on an internet forum then you're very stupid.

Troll attempt is utter failure. :D

You are such an idiot. 1 out of 5 is a ratio, so you are still saying it wrong.

Pendejo.

[kobesabi]

LeDiva probably has King Wade's c0ck ring.

[Heavincent]

http://blogs.uscannenberg.org/neontommy_sports/Kobe%20Bryant%20white%20outfits.jpg

Just seemed appropriate.

I really thought this was photoshopped the first few times I saw it.

What the **** Kobe :lol

[StateOfMind12]

1/5 x .5 = .5
:roll:

[Lucifer]

I'm a Lebron/Wade hater but I think this thread is pretty damn weak :facepalm

[AlphaWolf24]

32 Dayz....

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s320x320/196025_156224691102372_118607294864112_314281_2969 173_n.jpg

what do you have in your mouf???:lol


is that part of the Kobe system??

[mans1ay3r]

this thread is fcking hilarious.

[Solid Snake]

I wanna know where that pic of Lebron came from where he looks like he's crying lol.

[KingLeBronJames]

Kobe only has 1 ring as the best player on his own teams. (2009)
so now he has .5 rings.

lmao!!! :lol :lol :lol

DWade > Kobe
All Knicks fans are smart basketball fans. Except you.

[HighFlyer23]

1/5 = .2 u retards

[bluechox2]

1/5 x .5 = .1 mathematically

in his head he was trying to say 1 ring times a half = .5

[LakersReign]

All Knicks fans are smart basketball fans. Except you.


He's not really a Knicks fan, just rocking a Knicks avatar like the pathetic bandwagon jumping little b***h he obviously is. Due has no real team, he just bandwagons every NBA team switching sides and teams just to have something to say.

[BGriffin's Dad]

He's not really a Knicks fan, just rocking a Knicks avatar like the pathetic bandwagon jumping little b***h he obviously is. Due has no real team, he just bandwagons every NBA team switching sides and teams just to have something to say.

yep.. it's annoying

[Jordan-esque]

http://www.mentaledgeathletics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lebron-james-crying.jpg

Lol, what is the story behind that picture?

[Psileas]

The stupidity continues.

:facepalm

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5

:pimp:

If you cant understand that 1/5 can mean 1 out of 5 on an internet forum then you're very stupid.

Troll attempt is utter failure. :D

You could simply write:

1/5 (1 out of 5) x .5 = .5/5

and end this.

[DirtySanchez]

LMAO.....funny a$$ thread.