Post a pic of the nastiest skank you ever banged

[Nick Young]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/nntvv8.jpg
BARFCOPTER
Why were my standards so low to even touch this broad? A month dry streak+ low confidence because bad breakup with my last girlfriend. Picked this skankbag up at a club, by accident she's mutual friends of another lowly skankbag I banged a year earlier...shit.

So went to afterparty at her house and some other mutual chick friend was there. Didn't give a ****, was drunk and knew this hobag was a surething.

Worst part is once in bed she brings up her boyfriend, so it took like an hour of making out before I could get my dick in. Having to work an hour for this nasty 2.0 grenade skankbag!? Goddamn. Good thing the next morning I had intense motivation to get my swag back and never touch another grenade again. This is a swagless moment from the swagfather, only reason I'm mentioning it is now goddamn bitch is apparently "free and single" added me on facebook and keeps trying to get me out with her desperately.:facepalm

Post a pic of the nastiest skank ho you ever banged, and ideally why did you sink so low on the night of the bang to get down and take the grenade:banana:

[Dwade305]

Dat pus$y look stank

[Nick Young]

Dat pus$y look stank
even worse-despite being a fat ho only had A-cups and perched on top of those tiny titties were bigass nasty pepperoni nipples:facepalm

post a pic of your nastiest conquest homie

[Real Girl]

charity ***** should be respected, especialy if you were on a drought.

[ROCSteady]

I hope a lot of ppl participate in this.


Given the nature of the thread, we can disregard the general rule that it's assholish to post pics of objectifying females in picture format w/out consent being that it's 'disrespectful' because we're acknowledging them as the nastiest skank we ever banged. Therefore, we've already disrespected them in our own minds

[ROCSteady]

even worse-despite being a fat ho only had A-cups and perched on top of those tiny titties were bigass nasty pepperoni nipples:facepalm

post a pic of your nastiest conquest homie

That imagery trifling my dude

[Chapallaz]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/2z74xfn.jpg
This broad, the night before this pic was made. Ugh, my standards hit an all time low that day.

[Nick Young]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/2z74xfn.jpg
This broad, the night before this pic was made. Ugh, my standards hit an all time low that day.
:lol

forreals people lay down your pride this thread can be funny if loads of people post nasty skanks, I already posted like a 2 can't get much worse than that

[9erEmpire]

Damn Swag Father.....

You must have been on the minus side with the swag.

I never get that desperate and you had to talk and make out before you got to hit it? Damn.

I would have got my rocks off and bounce!

:oldlol:

[Nick Young]

Damn Swag Father.....

You must have been on the minus side with the swag.

I never get that desperate and you had to talk and make out before you got to hit it? Damn.

I would have got my rocks off and bounce!

:oldlol:
I did bounce right after yo!

I only went home in the first place cus I was like, ok this skankbag will be easy plus I'm drunk it'll be good.

Then the alchohol wore off. I kept chugging the gin shots she was giving but still no effect to improve her ugliness.

Then in bed she started getting all insecure and kept bringing up her boyfriend. And honestly now I feel bad for that guy, not only is he dating a fat troll but it's a fat troll who cheats on him. At the time obviously didn't give a phuck

Yes my swagger level was definately only like Krillin level at this dark time in my life:pimp:

[ROCSteady]

I know, this shit has the potential to be hilarious. As for me

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/19953_270106751422_504786422_3848675_1803792_n.jpg

The blown ass b!tch on the right in that fake ass Wonder Woman outfit or whatever the f uck it is. I literally put ZERO (it was actually reluctant negative) effort into having sex with this broad.

The story is that this broad cleaned our (my two best friends and I) apartment becuz we were hosting this Thanksgiving dinner party thing. Well everyone got wasted and a few ppl passed out at the apt. This broad wanted to stay since she was so drunk and was yearning to get half my bed 'just to sleep'. Well I was pretty drunk my damn self and was ready to pass out. I felt bad since she literally cleaned our whole dirty ass apt one day by herself so I finally caved and said 'f uck it' since I planned on catching z's as soon as I laid down and my bed had enough size not to be bothered.


Well, I had no intention of doing anything with that broad, drunk or not, However, she started jerking me and then sucking my dick while I was half conscious. Naturally, I woke up and my pen!s was perked because that's just the physiological response of it when a female does work on it with her mouth. Well, I wasn't really all that close to coming while she administered fellatio and she got tired. Well, by that time, I now was a little perturbed with her becuz I didn't ask for that sh!t at all but now my balls and ejaculatory hardware were asking to be relieved. BLUE BALLS like a ma fuh.

I basically then told her that I had to have this feeling go away and I was getting impatient with her head game so I was gunna stroke until I got mines. So i took off her panties and f ucked her very distant emotionally but not gunna lie, her ***** was pretty thick and really moist so the sex itself wasn't that bad :banana: . Got my nut and instantly wanted her to vacate my bedroom. However, I couldn't go ahead and get a bad rep like that cuz her friends all came over a lot and they were hotties so I didn't want the negative gossip to ensue.

Let her crash but felt icky until she left my apt but yeah, nobody's perfect :facepalm

[Nick Young]

oral rape^ if she was a dude and you were a chick you could get her in prison for that shit!

[thatoneblackguy]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/369175_1837375723_404788686_n.jpg

Yeah I know, **** you.

[Nick Young]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/369175_1837375723_404788686_n.jpg

Yeah I know, **** you.
is that a facebook angle where in reality she a fatass? Cus otherwise her body looks good from that angle.

[thatoneblackguy]

is that a facebook angle where in reality she a fatass? Cus otherwise her body looks good from that angle.
fatass/facebook angle, literally fat ass. thing was huge hahaha

[ROCSteady]

fatass/facebook angle, literally fat ass. thing was huge hahaha



:roll: :roll:


:rockon:


WE ALL GOT DIRT

[Nick Young]

fatass/facebook angle, literally fat ass. thing was huge hahaha
post a photo that will shatter her facebook angle facade! (if there are any):banana: :banana: :banana:

[thatoneblackguy]

post a photo that will shatter her facebook angle facade! (if there are any):banana: :banana: :banana:
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/377001_2816529805837_1036595286_32725036_204545509 5_n.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/408982_2816530605857_1036595286_32725037_187038979 4_n.jpg

Her and her skank ass friend. She got that double chin action baby :rockon: :facepalm

[ROCSteady]

I'm literally LOL'ing. This is some funny shit, hope ppl show & tell truthful accounts of their sexcapades with the less desirable

[thatoneblackguy]

If someone could photoshot a cheeseburger in place of her friend that'd be hilarious. :oldlol:

[Nick Young]

don't be p*ssies ISH

[LA_Showtime]

I don't know which chick is ugliest but there were a couple hot chicks I ****ed in high school that let themselves go (i.e. the partying got to 'em).

Anyone notice that girls expire more quickly than us? :oldlol:

[Draz]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/377001_2816529805837_1036595286_32725036_204545509 5_n.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/408982_2816530605857_1036595286_32725037_187038979 4_n.jpg

Her and her skank ass friend. She got that double chin action baby :rockon: :facepalm

I got a double chin -_-

[Rnbizzle]

This thread has potential.. :lol

[Scholar]

:roll: :roll: :roll: 5 star thread in the making.

Keep 'em coming, guys.

[rufuspaul]

But this is ISH where everyone bangs 10s.:confusedshrug:

[LA_Showtime]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1161/66151123422688598131802.jpg

Second from the right. I dated that chick on the far left. :oldlol:

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/4950/35370139811663577513180.jpg

:violin:

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

lol @ this thread. I dont have any pics but i dont mind sharing . The Lowest i went was this coworker of mine. She was cute when she first started but as the time went on she got fat and fat and fat. I caught her on the backend of her prime. I went over to another coworkers house (she was fat too) and this chick was there. I could tell her by her elevator eyes she was into me. She made up this excuse that she was drunk and needed a ride home and i said why not.so as we got to my car i just said fck it u know. Im a lil faded so we started getting it on in the backseat .i had that drunk sex where u push and push and never nut. I made that bit c h feel special and sh!t. totally regret it now. she tried adding me on FB after but i told her i never got her request but i simply hit ignore everytime i got her request. I was shamed by this one. to the point where i would deny her haha .

[Fatal9]

didn't bang her because i came to my senses but the most embarrassed I've ever been was when I was rolling for the first time. feeling good/happy/touchy and ended up dancing/making out with a 3/10 in front of me. even more embarrassing because all my friends were around me. as the high went away (and the girl began looking even worse from all the sweat from dancing), I was literally shocked at what I was doing. took my coat and got the fukk out of the concert asap, couldn't take the feeling of disgust anymore.

don't have her on FB and even if I did, I don't know if I would have the courage to post her pic.

felt like this the entire week:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2iky0e0.jpg

[TheMan]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/nntvv8.jpg
BARFCOPTER
Why were my standards so low to even touch this broad? A month dry streak+ low confidence because bad breakup with my last girlfriend. Picked this skankbag up at a club, by accident she's mutual friends of another lowly skankbag I banged a year earlier...shit.

So went to afterparty at her house and some other mutual chick friend was there. Didn't give a ****, was drunk and knew this hobag was a surething.

Worst part is once in bed she brings up her boyfriend, so it took like an hour of making out before I could get my dick in. Having to work an hour for this nasty 2.0 grenade skankbag!? Goddamn. Good thing the next morning I had intense motivation to get my swag back and never touch another grenade again. This is a swagless moment from the swagfather, only reason I'm mentioning it is now goddamn bitch is apparently "free and single" added me on facebook and keeps trying to get me out with her desperately.:facepalm

Post a pic of the nastiest skank ho you ever banged, and ideally why did you sink so low on the night of the bang to get down and take the grenade:banana:

cool story, bruh

[LA_Showtime]

I feel like a good spin off would be post the chick who took your virginity. :lol

[simcjt]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2iky0e0.jpg

:oldlol: Avy picture was more than enough. I'd post a picture but she probably still stalks this account.

[TheMan]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!

[LA_Showtime]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!

That's why there's a thread called "Post your picture."

[AirTupac]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!

Go away... please.

[TheMan]

That's why there's a thread called "Post your picture."
Yeah I know but if you post a pic of the skank and the poster we could judge if we could either say "you went below your standards or dude, take a look at yourself"...but anyways, whatever.

[LA_Showtime]

Am I the only one who would feel like a scumbag posting a girls pic and talking shit about her?

It depends on the chick's personality. The girl I posted is a ****ing bitch.

[ALBballer]

Am I the only one who would feel like a scumbag posting a girls pic and talking shit about her?

Do it for the lulz.

@ OP. Thread has been done on bodybuilding forum. Funny sh*t.

[Fudge]

Yeah I know but if you post a pic of the skank and the poster we could judge if we could either say "you went below your standards or dude, take a look at yourself"...but anyways, whatever.
Why would you want a guy populated forum to post pics of themselves? It's a thread dedicated to those nasty ass broads we've slid our dick into. Quit being soft gayboy!

[Nick Young]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!
gtfo whipped feminist *****

[Kebab Stall]

Don't have pictures, didn't get her number or her name. Was a one nighter, but damn she was munter. Out of 10, I'd say a 4. 5 is too generous.
I went out with my friends one night, it wasn't too long after me and my ex split up, so I was just in the 'if it's got a pulse, it's good enough for me' frame of mind.

I was hideously drunk, I don't know if she was, one of my friends said she wasn't (score! pulled a sober chick). Anyway, I stumbled across the club to the smoking area outside, she was sat on her own, so I went and sat next to her and the first thing I said to her was "Do you want to come back to mine?" I was expecting her to just get up and walk away, but she says yes! (sluts these days).

So, I'm incredibly drunk and not a single f*ck is given as to why she so easily said yes, I'm just thinking..."I'm sorted for the night."

I head out and tell my friends I'm leaving, get outside and jump in a taxi.

This is where I really push my luck and I ask if shes willing to pay for the taxi, shes reluctantly says 'sure', at this point I'm thinking, what is going on with her, but then again she was hideous, so maybe she was happy for the attention, who knows.

We get back and I must have forgotten my keys on the way out, because I can't find them and I'm locked out of my own flat. So I head downstairs, where I know atleast one of my friends is in. He answers and is probably wondering what the **** I am doing banging on his door with a troll behind me.

I tell him I forgot my keys and if I could use his flatmate's (I knew he was out) bed for sexing this poor girl. He thought it would be hilarious so let me in.

Finally got her naked and thought, not too bad, decent boobs, very nice arse, maybe if I keep the lights off, it won't be so bad. Boy, was I wrong...the sex was awful, didn't help that I was wasted, but damn she didn't have a clue what she was doing. Along with everything that had happened so far, it really made me think she was either a virgin or a fresher.

Eventually, I just told her that I'm tired and I want to go to sleep. So I roll over and start trying to forget that this ever happened. As I was drifting off, I thought I could hear the slight murmurs of a whimpering dog outside, but it gets louder, then I realise...it's the girl next to me, sobbing. At this point...my mind is completely full of f*ck. I ask her what's wrong and obviously she says nothing. I ask her again and this time she completely balls her eyes out and says she has a boyfriend, shes been with for 4 years and this is the first time shes ever cheated on him. My mind has gone from full of f*ck to, exploded everywhere. I get up and give her

[Tarik One]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/TarikOne/326058_272133336153101_100000693095438_876264_8082 74864_o.jpg

This pic was taken about 10 months after i last hooked up with her. She's about 15 lbs heavier in this pic also. Never brought her in public, but she had ass for dayz

[TheAdmiral3]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/nntvv8.jpg

best pic i can find of her.

[TheMan]

gtfo whipped feminist *****
Look dude, we all have banged chicks we later think to ourselves "the **** was I thinking?"...you don't gotta be an as.shole douche and post them in a forum that could be seen by thousands of people, respect her privacy, stop being such a pri.ck

and no Macho Man, you ain't the only one who would feel like a POS for posting a girl's pic without her consent on the internet, only immature douchebags trying to look cool to a bunch of strangers do that.

[creepingdeath]

dis thread

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/riker.gif

[LA_Showtime]

Look dude, we all have banged chicks we later think to ourselves "the **** was I thinking?"...you don't gotta be an as.shole douche and post them in a forum that could be seen by thousands of people, respect her privacy, stop being such a pri.ck

and no Macho Man, you ain't the only one who would feel like a POS for posting a girl's pic without her consent on the internet, only immature douchebags trying to look cool to a bunch of strangers do that.

I don't see how posting pictures of cows makes people look cool

[IGOTGAME]

Look dude, we all have banged chicks we later think to ourselves "the **** was I thinking?"...you don't gotta be an as.shole douche and post them in a forum that could be seen by thousands of people, respect her privacy, stop being such a pri.ck

and no Macho Man, you ain't the only one who would feel like a POS for posting a girl's pic without her consent on the internet, only immature douchebags trying to look cool to a bunch of strangers do that.

pretty much. Serves no purpose except it could make someone feel bad about themselves.

and judging by some of the people on the internet forum, the girl would say the same exact thing about them.

[Meticode]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/370619_668645939_338303901_n.jpg

[Velocirap31]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/370619_668645939_338303901_n.jpg

Your wife? :lol

[Waking_Life]

Your wife? :lol
thats not even close to looking like his wife..

[Big_Dogg]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/370619_668645939_338303901_n.jpg

Nice of her to give you a photo of her pu$$y :lol

[TheMan]

I don't see how posting pictures of cows makes people look cool
Yeah because they post pics of girls who aren't very attractive, trying to give the impression they normally get hot girls...yeah right.

Getting p***y really isn't a big deal, everyone, but then again this is ISH...:D

[Meticode]

Your wife? :lol
Nah, it's my ex before my wifey. She was a little more attractive than this picture though when I was with her. About 20-30 pounds skinnier, longer hair as well.

[LA_Showtime]

Yeah because they post pics of girls who aren't very attractive, trying to give the impression they normally get hot girls...yeah right.

Getting p***y really isn't a big deal, everyone, but then again this is ISH...:D

Well I guess you could make a thread, "Post the hottest girls you've ever banged" but I think the responses you'd get would be worse.

[Nick Young]

Look dude, we all have banged chicks we later think to ourselves "the **** was I thinking?"...you don't gotta be an as.shole douche and post them in a forum that could be seen by thousands of people, respect her privacy, stop being such a pri.ck

and no Macho Man, you ain't the only one who would feel like a POS for posting a girl's pic without her consent on the internet, only immature douchebags trying to look cool to a bunch of strangers do that.
pussyole:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Nick Young]

Yeah because they post pics of girls who aren't very attractive, trying to give the impression they normally get hot girls...yeah right.

Getting p***y really isn't a big deal, everyone, but then again this is ISH...:D
no just because it's funny to see pics of ugly skanks, and hear others tales of their conquest. If you don't see humor in this gtfo bitch, you likely bang skanks like this on the regular, only reason you're offended.

[webberz0044]

Post a pic of the nastiest skank ho you ever banged, and ideally why did you sink so low on the night of the bang to get down and take the grenade:banana:

Why don't you post a picture of yourself and then we can all judge who really lost when you banged these "nasty skanks" you subhuman piece of shit.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Nice of her to give you a photo of her pu$$y :lol


:roll: :roll: :roll:

I LIKE THAT, LIKE IT ALOT.

[Nick Young]

Why don't you post a picture of yourself and then we can all judge who really lost when you banged these "nasty skanks" you subhuman piece of shit.
i posted my pic like 10 billion times on this site, sport.

I am subhuman why?

[skan72]

Am I the only one who would feel like a scumbag posting a girls pic and talking shit about her?

No, I'm with you. No privacy. I'm all for posting a pic of a model who willingly was photographed for public display in magazines and the internet, but this is a tad greasy.

[Nick Young]

No, I'm with you. No privacy. I'm all for posting a pic of a model who willingly was photographed for public display in magazines and the internet, but this is a tad greasy.
they spam their pics on facebook, at public view setting, it is no different.

[webberz0044]

i posted my pic like 10 billion times on this site, sport.

Well then you should have no objection to posting it in this thread.

[Nick Young]

Well then you should have no objection to posting it in this thread.
way to ruin the thread with your pro feminist ******ry. If you want to talk about your own wonderful personal code of internet chivalry do it in another thread titled "webberz0044 guide on how to be a patsy nice guy", this thread is about nasty skanks and funny stories involving them.

[webberz0044]

So you won't post your picture? That's what I thought, lol.

Elvis had nothing on you dude.

[Nick Young]

So you won't post your picture? That's what I thought, lol.

Elvis had nothing on you dude.
thanks brah, don't give a phuck what your candy ass thinks. Now post skanks or GTFO:rockon:

[Dictator]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/TarikOne/326058_272133336153101_100000693095438_876264_8082 74864_o.jpg

This pic was taken about 10 months after i last hooked up with her. She's about 15 lbs heavier in this pic also. Never brought her in public, but she had ass for dayz


:lol :oldlol: :roll:

[Riddler]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2iky0e0.jpg

:roll:





No way in hell I'd post a picture of the nastiest skank I've ever banged...

I've felt the "Shame Cube" way too many times...

[Nick Young]

:roll:





No way in hell I'd post a picture of the nastiest skank I've ever banged...

I've felt the "Shame Cube" way too many times...
it's anonymous online man!

In real life I told my friends I got with this nasty skank ho and felt shitty after, but I never showed em the picture and never will

[ROCSteady]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!

:rolleyes: I've posted my picture probably like 25 times on this site

[JrueHoliday11]

gottt damn

[ROCSteady]

Am I the only one who would feel like a scumbag posting a girls pic and talking shit about her?


I mean this site is kinda like our own small, select community. An online frat of sorts given the topics we delve on here. I would never link an altar boy to this shit.

It's disrespectful but when haven't guys that are very familiar with each other's lives as friends or whatever NOT tell each other funny tales and times we wish we had back but? Nonetheless, it's still a pretty standard practice to provide entertainment.

I wouldn't post a bunch of chicks that I've had sex with to get props or nuthin because that's kinda insecure and it's done for the sole purpose of wanting other dudes to respect your game or whatever.

In this case, I don't give a f uck what people think but the thread subject is entertaining so I'll bite the bullet and be truthful becuz the topic is intriguing seeing as I communicate with a lot of heads here and somewhat know their personality.

Don't slip off the soap box. You can sit next to Drake in a women's appreciation course. I love and respect women as a whole but there are a few that deserve to get shit on given their own choices and transgressions.

http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Willy-Wonka-I-said-good-day-sir.jpg

"GOOD DAY, SIR!!!"

[ROCSteady]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/TarikOne/326058_272133336153101_100000693095438_876264_8082 74864_o.jpg

This pic was taken about 10 months after i last hooked up with her. She's about 15 lbs heavier in this pic also. Never brought her in public, but she had ass for dayz

Lol :cheers: this is an excellent entry.

She looks like she prefers cheap animal print under garments and likes to slide around sexually while both of you are lathered in Crisco.

FREAK STATUS

[Saintsfan1992]

I mean this site is kinda like our own small, select community. An online frat of sorts given the topics we delve on here. I would never link an altar boy to this shit.

It's disrespectful but when haven't guys that are very familiar with each other's lives as friends or whatever NOT tell each other funny tales and times we wish we had back but? Nonetheless, it's still a pretty standard practice to provide entertainment.

I wouldn't post a bunch of chicks that I've had sex with to get props or nuthin because that's kinda insecure and it's done for the sole purpose of wanting other dudes to respect your game or whatever.

In this case, I don't give a f uck what people think but the thread subject is entertaining so I'll bite the bullet and be truthful becuz the topic is intriguing seeing as I communicate with a lot of heads here and somewhat know their personality.

Don't slip off the soap box. You can sit next to Drake in a women's appreciation course. I love and respect women as a whole but there are a few that deserve to get shit on given their own choices and transgressions.

http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Willy-Wonka-I-said-good-day-sir.jpg

"GOOD DAY, SIR!!!"

Thank you Based ROC

[TheMan]

no just because it's funny to see pics of ugly skanks, and hear others tales of their conquest. If you don't see humor in this gtfo bitch, you likely bang skanks like this on the regular, only reason you're offended.
Oooh look, Nick Young claims to bang chicks, oooooh, you're cool, brah!
You sound like a newbie to the sex game, junior, been there, done that, don't need to make a thread about getting pu*sy because it ain't that hard to do, son.

You sound like the dude from the 40 year old virgin, "her tits felt like sandbags", you try to hard, rookie.You even call yourself Swag Father, how old are you? 14?

The fukk outta here, puppy.

[Saintsfan1992]

I'd love to see you posters who post pics of these chicks post pics of yourselves too, I bet none of you guys would give Brad Pitt a run for his money:facepalm

yeah, but you stay classy!

Captain save a hoe?

[ROCSteady]

way to ruin the thread with your pro feminist ******ry. If you want to talk about your own wonderful personal code of internet chivalry do it in another thread titled "webberz0044 guide on how to be a patsy nice guy", this thread is about nasty skanks and funny stories involving them.

http://dash.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/132632198125.gif

[Saintsfan1992]

Oooh look, Nick Young claims to bang chicks, oooooh, you're cool, brah!
You sound like a newbie to the sex game, junior, been there, done that, don't need to make a thread about getting pu*sy because it ain't that hard to do, son.

You sound like the dude from the 40 year old virgin, "her tits felt like sandbags", you try to hard, rookie.You even call yourself Swag Father, how old are you? 14?

The fukk outta here, puppy.

How old are you???

Are you a buzz kill In real life as well????

[AlphaWolf24]

dang ..so many trips to Myrtle....so much time spent overseas....I dun banged so many turbo whores I don't know where to begin...

I def don't have any pics of the nasty ones....and most I can barely remember.

but from 50 year old chinese prostitutes to aboriginal girls....I dun did it..





from what I can remember...

http://www.dwpicture.com.au/photos/67098b.jpg


along those lines....




recognize...

[ROCSteady]

Leave the thread, we are all catching communicable STD's just by your presence here :lol


U ****ed pygmies and shit? :eek:

[Saintsfan1992]

dang ..so many trips to Myrtle....so much time spent overseas....I dun banged so many turbo whores I don't know where to begin...

I def don't have any pics of the nasty ones....and most I can barely remember.

but from 50 year old chinese prostitutes to aboriginal girls....I dun did it..


recognize...

How you say this but dont tell story?????

:confusedshrug: :mad:

[TheMan]

Captain save a hoe?
Pretty much, you can thank me for standing up for your mom later though.

[Saintsfan1992]

Pretty much, you can thank me for standing up for your mom later though.

OOOOOOOOOOO, a mom joke but your asking about
OP's age:pimp: FOH

[TheMan]

OOOOOOOOOOO, a mom joke but your asking about
OP's age:pimp: FOH
:banana: I could say what I want, I'm not posting a pic of hers in a public forum without her consent, there's a difference, numbnuts.

[Nick Young]

Oooh look, Nick Young claims to bang chicks, oooooh, you're cool, brah!
You sound like a newbie to the sex game, junior, been there, done that, don't need to make a thread about getting pu*sy because it ain't that hard to do, son.

You sound like the dude from the 40 year old virgin, "her tits felt like sandbags", you try to hard, rookie.You even call yourself Swag Father, how old are you? 14?

The fukk outta here, puppy.
do you feel like it's a big "claim" to have carnal knowledge of a female? Stop projecting yourself all over me, sport:roll:

You must be Godzuki or something XD

this thread is about posting pics of ugly skanks and funny stories, not personal attacks and Captain Save-a-ho playland.

[AlphaWolf24]

How you say this but dont tell story?????

:confusedshrug: :mad:


I was living / working in Taiwan....

there was 3 other Americans that were working with....we went to the main Club in Taipai about 3 times a Week....

one time after the club we ended up at a whorehouse....there was about 7 girls that lined up and ended up with this old chick...

I was so drunk That I actually ended up bangin her in the whorehouse...then talked her back to my hotel....when the Buzz wore off...I was in shock:eek:

she started to get mad when I told her to leave without paying for her time (coming back with me to the hotel)...Me and her took off on my scooter (I told her I needed to go to the ATM)...then I stopped by a ATM.... she got off the scooter I took off...


I had to be careful going back to hotel.....luckily we moved around the Island alot..so she and her crew never found me..

I'll try to find a pick that looks like her...from my memory.

EDIT:
_______________________________________

http://cdn1.industrymarketin.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sukkimho_mug-238x300.jpg


much like this.....from what I remember.....same look and everything...in fact this was her exact expression after I told her to GTFO!

ugggh....

[TheMan]

do you feel like it's a big "claim" to have carnal knowledge of a female? Stop projecting yourself all over me, sport:roll:

You must be Godzuki or something XD

this thread is about posting pics of ugly skanks and funny stories, not personal attacks and Captain Save-a-ho playland.
Whatever, junior.

[Saintsfan1992]

:banana: I could say what I want, I'm not posting a pic of hers in a public forum without her consent, there's a difference, numbnuts.

Well if your not in here to enjoy nor participate in the thread GTFO

[AlphaWolf24]

Leave the thread, we are all catching communicable STD's just by your presence here :lol


U ****ed pygmies and shit? :eek:


gotta do..what you gotta do sometimes...:confusedshrug:

[Saintsfan1992]

I was living / working in Taiwan....

there was 3 other Americans that were working with....we went to the main Club in Taipai about 3 times a Week....

one time after the club we ended up at a whorehouse....there was about 7 girls that lined up and ended up with this old chick...

I was so drunk That I actually ended up bangin her in the whorehouse...then talked her back to my hotel....when the Buzz wore off...I was in shock:eek:

she started to get mad when I told her to leave without paying for her time (coming back with me to the hotel)...Me and her took off on my scooter (I told her I needed to go to the ATM)...then I stopped by a ATM.... she got off the scooter I took off...




I had to be careful going back to hotel.....luckily we moved around the Island alot..so she and her crew never found me..




ugggh....


That shit cray *Kanye voice*

Thats ****ed up not paying her tho.

[upside24]

dang ..so many trips to Myrtle....so much time spent overseas....I dun banged so many turbo whores I don't know where to begin...

I def don't have any pics of the nasty ones....and most I can barely remember.

but from 50 year old chinese prostitutes to aboriginal girls....I dun did it..





from what I can remember...

http://www.dwpicture.com.au/photos/67098b.jpg


along those lines....




recognize...
Repped.

[AlphaWolf24]

That shit cray *Kanye voice*

Thats ****ed up not paying her tho.


yeah....


damn...I can still smell her cigarette/cheap alchohol stench now as I think about it...


poor women...I had whiskey dick....I was prolly giving her a heart attack after 30 min....



but it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway :confusedshrug:



oh well...

[ROCSteady]

gotta do..what you gotta do sometimes...:confusedshrug:


I was only kidding, great contributions to the thread, unlike the ugly dude posting in here who has a clitoris on his face and a stick in his ass

[Myth]

Biggest mistake of my life:

http://hellobeautiful.com/files/2011/12/Drake-tattoo-girl-forehead.jpeg

[Nick Young]

post real pic son^

[lilojmayo]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


this thread

[Dragonyeuw]

LOL at this thread. :lol

[rufuspaul]

So far AlphaWolf is winning.:oldlol:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/college.jpg

Not her but she had the same kind of butter face. Freshman year I was at this lame frat party and I run into this chick, who went to my high school. She was kinda pudgy, had some acne, and the personality of a cardboard box, but since she was the only one I knew at this party I started chatting with her while I proceeded to raise my blood alcohol dangerously close to the fatal level.

As the party started to die down she starts hanging on me, saying shit like "I always had a crush on you in high school", etc. So in the back of my head there's a voice screaming "Don't Do It!!!", but I was 18 and horny so I took her back to my dorm.

I lived on the top floor of a 9 story dorm. The elevator was in the middle of the hallway and my room was at the end of the hall by the stairs. We took the stairs.:D So anyway i kept the lights off and we start going at it and about half way through she starts wailing. I'm talking ear piercing shrieks. It was just her thing but to someone outside it could sound like a chick screaming for help or something. I actually held a pillow over her mouth and finished as fast as I could. :facepalm Shortly thereafter I passed out on the floor.

I wake up feeling like total shit and see this ugly fat cow lying in my bed and I literally had to force myself to keep from vomiting. She gets dressed and starts to head out and I'm thinking "Shit, I can't have her walk down the hall to the elevator" cuz everyone would see her and I'd have to endure the inevitable shame. So I poke my head out and see that the coast is clear and I make her walk down the stairs to the 8th floor and take the elevator from there. She didn't even protest.

I saw her again a few years later walking across campus and didn't acknowledge her at all.:facepalm

[lilojmayo]

So far AlphaWolf is winning.:oldlol:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/college.jpg

Not her but she had the same kind of butter face. Freshman year I was at this lame frat party and I run into this chick, who went to my high school. She was kinda pudgy, had some acne, and the personality of a cardboard box, but since she was the only one I knew at this party I started chatting with her while I proceeded to raise my blood alcohol dangerously close to the fatal level.

As the party started to die down she starts hanging on me, saying shit like "I always had a crush on you in high school", etc. So in the back of my head there's a voice screaming "Don't Do It!!!", but I was 18 and horny so I took her back to my dorm.

I lived on the top floor of a 9 story dorm. The elevator was in the middle of the hallway and my room was at the end of the hall by the stairs. We took the stairs.:D So anyway i kept the lights off and we start going at it and about half way through she starts wailing. I'm talking ear piercing shrieks. It was just her thing but to someone outside it could sound like a chick screaming for help or something. I actually held a pillow over her mouth and finished as fast as I could. :facepalm Shortly thereafter I passed out on the floor.

I wake up feeling like total shit and see this ugly fat cow lying in my bed and I literally had to force myself to keep from vomiting. She gets dressed and starts to head out and I'm thinking "Shit, I can't have her walk down the hall to the elevator" cuz everyone would see her and I'd have to endure the inevitable shame. So I poke my head out and see that the coast is clear and I make her walk down the stairs to the 8th floor and take the elevator from there. She didn't even protest.

I saw her again a few years later walking across campus and didn't acknowledge her at all.:facepalm

That broad in that picture is not that bad, so the broad that made you vomit had to have been like 10x less attractive.

[Chapallaz]

Not so bad? She's a living neanderthal!

[rufuspaul]

That broad in that picture is not that bad, so the broad that made you vomit had to have been like 10x less attractive.

Her face was similar in that spoiled brat sorority way but her body was pretty bad.

[Nick Young]

So far AlphaWolf is winning.:oldlol:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/college.jpg

Not her but she had the same kind of butter face. Freshman year I was at this lame frat party and I run into this chick, who went to my high school. She was kinda pudgy, had some acne, and the personality of a cardboard box, but since she was the only one I knew at this party I started chatting with her while I proceeded to raise my blood alcohol dangerously close to the fatal level.

As the party started to die down she starts hanging on me, saying shit like "I always had a crush on you in high school", etc. So in the back of my head there's a voice screaming "Don't Do It!!!", but I was 18 and horny so I took her back to my dorm.

I lived on the top floor of a 9 story dorm. The elevator was in the middle of the hallway and my room was at the end of the hall by the stairs. We took the stairs.:D So anyway i kept the lights off and we start going at it and about half way through she starts wailing. I'm talking ear piercing shrieks. It was just her thing but to someone outside it could sound like a chick screaming for help or something. I actually held a pillow over her mouth and finished as fast as I could. :facepalm Shortly thereafter I passed out on the floor.

I wake up feeling like total shit and see this ugly fat cow lying in my bed and I literally had to force myself to keep from vomiting. She gets dressed and starts to head out and I'm thinking "Shit, I can't have her walk down the hall to the elevator" cuz everyone would see her and I'd have to endure the inevitable shame. So I poke my head out and see that the coast is clear and I make her walk down the stairs to the 8th floor and take the elevator from there. She didn't even protest.

I saw her again a few years later walking across campus and didn't acknowledge her at all.:facepalm
good tale you've wove story master

[Nick Young]

So far AlphaWolf is winning.:oldlol:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/college.jpg

Not her but she had the same kind of butter face. Freshman year I was at this lame frat party and I run into this chick, who went to my high school. She was kinda pudgy, had some acne, and the personality of a cardboard box, but since she was the only one I knew at this party I started chatting with her while I proceeded to raise my blood alcohol dangerously close to the fatal level.

As the party started to die down she starts hanging on me, saying shit like "I always had a crush on you in high school", etc. So in the back of my head there's a voice screaming "Don't Do It!!!", but I was 18 and horny so I took her back to my dorm.

I lived on the top floor of a 9 story dorm. The elevator was in the middle of the hallway and my room was at the end of the hall by the stairs. We took the stairs.:D So anyway i kept the lights off and we start going at it and about half way through she starts wailing. I'm talking ear piercing shrieks. It was just her thing but to someone outside it could sound like a chick screaming for help or something. I actually held a pillow over her mouth and finished as fast as I could. :facepalm Shortly thereafter I passed out on the floor.

I wake up feeling like total shit and see this ugly fat cow lying in my bed and I literally had to force myself to keep from vomiting. She gets dressed and starts to head out and I'm thinking "Shit, I can't have her walk down the hall to the elevator" cuz everyone would see her and I'd have to endure the inevitable shame. So I poke my head out and see that the coast is clear and I make her walk down the stairs to the 8th floor and take the elevator from there. She didn't even protest.

I saw her again a few years later walking across campus and didn't acknowledge her at all.:facepalm
good tale you've wove story master

[lilojmayo]

pretty much. Serves no purpose except it could make someone feel bad about themselves.

and judging by some of the people on the internet forum, the girl would say the same exact thing about them.

disagree. girls don't care about looks as much as dudes on average. They are more into the personality....stuff like that shyt etc.

[lilojmayo]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1161/66151123422688598131802.jpg

Second from the right. I dated that chick on the far left. :oldlol:


:violin:

2nd from Right - she a "5". not that bad. average broad. Plane Jane. for that being your floor i am impressed.

but lol, so you take turns banging all your ex's friends?
what a gangsta :applause:

[LA_Showtime]

2nd from Right - she a "5". not that bad. average broad. Plane Jane. for that being your floor i am impressed.

but lol, so you take turns banging all your ex's friends?
what a gangsta :applause:

She was actually pretty good in bed. Kind of a freak. There seems to be an inverse relationship between looks and kinkiness, at least on one night stands.

[Nick Young]

disagree. girls don't care about looks as much as dudes on average. They are more into the personality....stuff like that shyt etc.
exactly

[DropStep]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/370619_668645939_338303901_n.jpg
Looks like she has jars of peanut butter in her fridge.

[Meticode]

Looks like she has jars of peanut butter in her fridge.
Possibly, when I dated her she didn't like peanut butter though.

[macmac]

Possibly, when I dated her she didn't like peanut butter though.

did you try applying some of it on your balls? She might have been more willing to indulge in the delectable sticky salty goodness. And maybe she would have liked the peanut butter too

[Done_And_Done]

Tales from the Crypt

I was 19 and in Mexico on a resort with the fam to celebrate my parents anniversary. I had recently broken out of a rollercoaster of a relationship so I was pretty distraught prior to getting there. About the 2nd night in and after a number of drinks, my cousin and I made our way over to the on site disco where I encountered this striking Latina. She was from Philly and happened to be with few of her cousins as well so the numbers game worked out perfectly. We immediately hit it off and it wasn't long after that we were dancing, making out, groping, etc...

There came a point where she said she needed to check back in with her family but would surely make her way back. So about 40 minutes pass and I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because it was one of those massive resorts that required shuttle travel to get anywhere. An hour and a half passes and she's still nowhere to be found. I was cheddered and piss drunk. My cousin decides to head back to his room, but I held back to continue drinking myself into a coma. At this point it must have been well past 2 and I was a boozed out disaster on 2 feet.

This grenade approaches me and tries to spark a convo. My tequila goggles were in full effect but I could still make out that what stood before me was a f*ucking gargoyle with breasts. But I was young, shitfaced, vulnerable, and still bitter about being stood up. So I stagger out with this c0ck hungry serpent to a dark area away from the club. I recall there being a bench. I sit... She immediately starts blowing me... Pulls me ontop of her... So I'm banging this swine bare back on a sheet of interlock stone... Seeing people walk by in the distance, oblivious to the horror scene that I'm the star of. It must have been no longer than 3 minutes when my contorted brain clued in that I was having unprotected sex with this canine. So I pull out and got my ass the f*uck out of there. The damage had already been done though and the awful memory still haunts me to this day

There is a silver lining to the story thoguh. The next night, my curiosity brought me back to the disco in hopes of seeing the Philly girl again. She was... And immediately apologized for flaking the night before, but her cousin started yakking the second they got back to their Villa.

That night I redeemed myself and f*ucked her brains out.

I thankfully never saw the other girl again during the rest of my stay.

First thing I did once I got home was take every std/hiv test known to man. All came back negative :)

Never again....


Done
&
Done

[BlazerRed]

Worst I ever had, how I wish I knew better..

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Jessica-Alba_14.jpg

[Nick Young]

Tales from the Crypt

I was 19 and in Mexico on a resort with the fam to celebrate my parents anniversary. I had recently broken out of a rollercoaster of a relationship so I was pretty distraught prior to getting there. About the 2nd night in and after a number of drinks, my cousin and I made our way over to the on site disco where I encountered this striking Latina. She was from Philly and happened to be with few of her cousins as well so the numbers game worked out perfectly. We immediately hit it off and it wasn't long after that we were dancing, making out, groping, etc...

There came a point where she said she needed to check back in with her family but would surely make her way back. So about 40 minutes pass and I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because it was one of those massive resorts that required shuttle travel to get anywhere. An hour and a half passes and she's still nowhere to be found. I was cheddered and piss drunk. My cousin decides to head back to his room, but I held back to continue drinking myself into a coma. At this point it must have been well past 2 and I was a boozed out disaster on 2 feet.

This grenade approaches me and tries to spark a convo. My tequila goggles were in full effect but I could still make out that what stood before me was a f*ucking gargoyle with breasts. But I was young, shitfaced, vulnerable, and still bitter about being stood up. So I stagger out with this c0ck hungry serpent to a dark area away from the club. I recall there being a bench. I sit... She immediately starts blowing me... Pulls me ontop of her... So I'm banging this swine bare back on a sheet of interlock stone... Seeing people walk by in the distance, oblivious to the horror scene that I'm the star of. It must have been no longer than 3 minutes when my contorted brain clued in that I was having unprotected sex with this canine. So I pull out and got my ass the f*uck out of there. The damage had already been done though and the awful memory still haunts me to this day

There is a silver lining to the story thoguh. The next night, my curiosity brought me back to the disco in hopes of seeing the Philly girl again. She was... And immediately apologized for flaking the night before, but her cousin started yakking the second they got back to their Villa.

That night I redeemed myself and f*ucked her brains out.

I thankfully never saw the other girl again during the rest of my stay.

First thing I did once I got home was take every std/hiv test known to man. All came back negative :)

Never again....


Done
&
Done
wow that fat ho might be pregnant doe.


This thread has tons of potential homies, potential that wasnt met in its original run.


POST DEM PICKS AND TELL DEM NASTY STORIEZ.

[raprap]

I dont have pics but I once had sex with a fat japanese broad. I was drunk

[Done_And_Done]

wow that fat ho might be pregnant doe.


This thread has tons of potential homies, potential that wasnt met in its original run.


POST DEM PICKS AND TELL DEM NASTY STORIEZ.

Hence the bump :)

And she wasn't a chubster, just busted. I didn't nutt in her (I didn't nutt at all) so slim chances a bastard of mine is roaming around. Well at least not one that shot out of her :D

[rufuspaul]

what stood before me was a f*ucking gargoyle with breasts.


:roll: :applause:

[GimmeThat]

8 pages and a 2 years conversation about me?

I'm flattered

[Derka]

In the year I spent f*cking my way out of a post-breakup depression at age 19, I put my boner in dozens of broads with the physical appearance of the prettiest, most attractive wildebeest you've ever seen. I could sit here all day and tell the stories I actually remember and when finished, you'd know why there sure as f*ck won't be pictures following. Auschwitz 1945 would make for more pleasant, arousing viewing than some of the torture I subjected my poor dick to.

Its like Carlin so wisely said: "I never f*cked a 10...but in one night, I f*cked five 2's!" Been there, done that.

Also, a word from experience: group sex events are not awesome. Ever see a dozen or more regular-ass, sexually aroused human beings naked at the same time in really close proximity? Not the gorgeous, well-built actors who do this stuff on film, mind you...regular-ass people. The best thing I could say for the experience is that at least there were more women then men there, with the Marilyn Monroe of the group topping out at maybe a low-7...but sliding down quickly after you hear "No, you can *** inside me...I had my tubes tied."

:facepalm

[JohnFreeman]

http://swedishgodzilla.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/dtl_sasha_grey2.jpg

[D-FENS]

Also, a word from experience: group sex events are not awesome. Ever see a dozen or more regular-ass, sexually aroused human beings naked at the same time in really close proximity? Not the gorgeous, well-built actors who do this stuff on film, mind you...regular-ass people. The best thing I could say for the experience is that at least there were more women then men there, with the Marilyn Monroe of the group topping out at maybe a low-7...but sliding down quickly after you hear "No, you can *** inside me...I had my tubes tied."

:facepalm

:roll:

I've always wondered about these events. My wife and I have thought about it, but obviously in another city or country. You don't want to turn up and a relative or workmate is there. Shit, I wouldn't even want to bump into some guy I went to school with and barely knew.

[Real14]

Worst I ever had, how I wish I knew better..

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Jessica-Alba_14.jpg
:coleman:

[D-FENS]

For me, it was a Canadian "girl" I picked up (not literally, she was too heavy) in Korea.
I was coming off a break-up with a girl who looked a lot like Zooey Deschanel, and I was just looking for anything. My friend who is a total desperado was trying to hook up with her, and I wanted to cut him off because he's a bit of an asshole sometimes, and I was super hammered.

I pass out in the cab, she wakes me up when we get to her place, in the middle of an English village school place with fake markets and everything. She waddles inside with me, and I see her room..... covered in a huge Canadian map, like half of a damn wall, and a huge Canadian flag and a bunch of of red and white everywhere. She went to the washroom to "freshen up" - she would probably need to drink a jumbo-sized bottle of Listerine, and I passed out in her bed with shoes on and all my clothes. I'm 6'4" and 220lbs, far too big for her to move, so I don't think anything happened.

Next day she wakes me up and she's all dressed and spritzed her self with an odor confused with Mountain Dew. She tells me she has to teach but she wants to bang me when I get back. She tells me she has left her laptop open so I can use it for whatever I need.

I eventually slink out of bed after she's gone, drop a massive poo that blocks her toilet and she has no plunger. I go in the shower to try and sober up, but end up puking in there, which blocks the floor drain. I'm feeling damn shitty by this stage. I go look on her computer as I'm passing, and I see she has my facebook profile on screen. She's awaiting a friend request... I was out of there so quickly, straight on the subway home.

Anyway, it doesn't end there. I'm looking through my phone contacts later on, and I can see that she has added herself to my phone, cell number, skype name, address, email address, and birthday. There's no way I could do that shit drunk, and I remember everything up until passing out in the cab. I shared some stupid status with a friend of mine, about how drunk I was last night. The friend asks me what did I do, I said something inconspicuous about being with a whale. It turns out, my friend met this beast of a Canadian in passing, and she can view the status update on my friend's page. She sends me a message calling me a c**t and to never talk to her again.

TL;DR - One night stand with BBW goes very wrong, too drunk, ruin bathroom, find out I'm being stalked.

[rufuspaul]

I eventually slink out of bed after she's gone, drop a massive poo that blocks her toilet and she has no plunger. I go in the shower to try and sober up, but end up puking in their, which blocks the floor drain.



:roll:

[D-FENS]

:roll:
Thanks buddy, and you made me see a typo!

[Done_And_Done]

So far AlphaWolf is winning.:oldlol:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/college.jpg

Not her but she had the same kind of butter face. Freshman year I was at this lame frat party and I run into this chick, who went to my high school. She was kinda pudgy, had some acne, and the personality of a cardboard box, but since she was the only one I knew at this party I started chatting with her while I proceeded to raise my blood alcohol dangerously close to the fatal level.

As the party started to die down she starts hanging on me, saying shit like "I always had a crush on you in high school", etc. So in the back of my head there's a voice screaming "Don't Do It!!!", but I was 18 and horny so I took her back to my dorm.

I lived on the top floor of a 9 story dorm. The elevator was in the middle of the hallway and my room was at the end of the hall by the stairs. We took the stairs.:D So anyway i kept the lights off and we start going at it and about half way through she starts wailing. I'm talking ear piercing shrieks. It was just her thing but to someone outside it could sound like a chick screaming for help or something. I actually held a pillow over her mouth and finished as fast as I could. :facepalm Shortly thereafter I passed out on the floor.

I wake up feeling like total shit and see this ugly fat cow lying in my bed and I literally had to force myself to keep from vomiting. She gets dressed and starts to head out and I'm thinking "Shit, I can't have her walk down the hall to the elevator" cuz everyone would see her and I'd have to endure the inevitable shame. So I poke my head out and see that the coast is clear and I make her walk down the stairs to the 8th floor and take the elevator from there. She didn't even protest.

I saw her again a few years later walking across campus and didn't acknowledge her at all.:facepalm

LOLOL @ The one floor walk down to the elevator

You bad Rufus. Oh you bad buddy...

[stalkerforlife]

"Nasty skank" to me has nothing to do with looks. It has to do with how they treat you.

[magic chiongson]

i don't bang nasty skanks. and if they were, they're not acting like it. they only be screaming 'stop it hurts it hurts'

[Beatlezz]

http://i.imgur.com/Dj0jb.jpg

[nightprowler10]

Tales from the Crypt

I was 19 and in Mexico on a resort with the fam to celebrate my parents anniversary. I had recently broken out of a rollercoaster of a relationship so I was pretty distraught prior to getting there. About the 2nd night in and after a number of drinks, my cousin and I made our way over to the on site disco where I encountered this striking Latina. She was from Philly and happened to be with few of her cousins as well so the numbers game worked out perfectly. We immediately hit it off and it wasn't long after that we were dancing, making out, groping, etc...

There came a point where she said she needed to check back in with her family but would surely make her way back. So about 40 minutes pass and I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because it was one of those massive resorts that required shuttle travel to get anywhere. An hour and a half passes and she's still nowhere to be found. I was cheddered and piss drunk. My cousin decides to head back to his room, but I held back to continue drinking myself into a coma. At this point it must have been well past 2 and I was a boozed out disaster on 2 feet.

This grenade approaches me and tries to spark a convo. My tequila goggles were in full effect but I could still make out that what stood before me was a f*ucking gargoyle with breasts. But I was young, shitfaced, vulnerable, and still bitter about being stood up. So I stagger out with this c0ck hungry serpent to a dark area away from the club. I recall there being a bench. I sit... She immediately starts blowing me... Pulls me ontop of her... So I'm banging this swine bare back on a sheet of interlock stone... Seeing people walk by in the distance, oblivious to the horror scene that I'm the star of. It must have been no longer than 3 minutes when my contorted brain clued in that I was having unprotected sex with this canine. So I pull out and got my ass the f*uck out of there. The damage had already been done though and the awful memory still haunts me to this day

There is a silver lining to the story thoguh. The next night, my curiosity brought me back to the disco in hopes of seeing the Philly girl again. She was... And immediately apologized for flaking the night before, but her cousin started yakking the second they got back to their Villa.

That night I redeemed myself and f*ucked her brains out.

I thankfully never saw the other girl again during the rest of my stay.

First thing I did once I got home was take every std/hiv test known to man. All came back negative :)

Never again....


Done
&
Done
That **** is borderline rape on her part. :lol

[Done_And_Done]

That **** is borderline rape on her part. :lol


There's a case to be made for that brother lolol

[ArbitraryWater]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1161/66151123422688598131802.jpg

Second from the right. I dated that chick on the far left. :oldlol:

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/4950/35370139811663577513180.jpg

:violin:

She looks good cmon man :facepalm

They all do except the leftie in bottom pic

[Smook A.]

http://i.imgur.com/XgDBtrm.png

This disgusting bitch is the perfect definition of "Falling For The Trap"

This stomach-turning, jobless hoe did nothing but say "I wanna lose weight. Ughhh what should I dooooo"... All god damn day. I can still hear the words in my head. Well if you wanna lose weight how about you take off all that damn makeup! Shit, she would lose like 10 pounds if she took all the powder off. This hoe also colors her god damn eyebrows with those brown erasable markers. First time I saw her do that I was like...
http://i.imgur.com/DTRcGfS.gif

I fell for the looks. I guess I just wanted to bang her, which I kind of did

Kind of meaning... we got naked ya know... once she took off her panties I didnt want anything to do with her again. The ***** was the kind I've never ever seen before... in a horrible way. It looked like a ****ing bus ran over it. Ladies and gents you're looking at a woman who will die with AIDS.

[jaybee682]

Hey Fellas would you bang her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQo2ig9lxp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhmTTD2VUA

[rufuspaul]

LOLOL @ The one floor walk down to the elevator

You bad Rufus. Oh you bad buddy...


I went through a period from my late teens through my mid 20s where I was a misogynistic asshole. Believe me, Karma has paid me back many times over since.

[nightprowler10]

Also, a word from experience: group sex events are not awesome. Ever see a dozen or more regular-ass, sexually aroused human beings naked at the same time in really close proximity? Not the gorgeous, well-built actors who do this stuff on film, mind you...regular-ass people. The best thing I could say for the experience is that at least there were more women then men there, with the Marilyn Monroe of the group topping out at maybe a low-7...but sliding down quickly after you hear "No, you can *** inside me...I had my tubes tied."

:facepalm

Haha, I ended up at an event like that after my own post-breakup depression a few years ago. Except in my case it was 5 guys and what looked like a "people of wal-mart" person.

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/grandpa-simpson-gif.gif

My second attempt sounded much like yours. Still only got myself a quick suck and got the **** out of dodge.

[IamRAMBO24]

Stupid thread.

Grow up f*ckers. How the f*ck are you going to talk sh*t about somebody when they're not here to defend themselves? I can just post a picture of some random girl and call her a hoebag for not saying hi to me at the gym. What a bunch of beta immature losers.

[IamRAMBO24]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/nntvv8.jpg
BARFCOPTER
Why were my standards so low to even touch this broad? A month dry streak+ low confidence because bad breakup with my last girlfriend. Picked this skankbag up at a club, by accident she's mutual friends of another lowly skankbag I banged a year earlier...shit.

So went to afterparty at her house and some other mutual chick friend was there. Didn't give a ****, was drunk and knew this hobag was a surething.

Worst part is once in bed she brings up her boyfriend, so it took like an hour of making out before I could get my dick in. Having to work an hour for this nasty 2.0 grenade skankbag!? Goddamn. Good thing the next morning I had intense motivation to get my swag back and never touch another grenade again. This is a swagless moment from the swagfather, only reason I'm mentioning it is now goddamn bitch is apparently "free and single" added me on facebook and keeps trying to get me out with her desperately.:facepalm

Post a pic of the nastiest skank ho you ever banged, and ideally why did you sink so low on the night of the bang to get down and take the grenade:banana:

What's wrong with her? Looks f*ckable to me. You're just making up sh*t. When it comes to sex, I'm sure you idiots would f*ck anything that walks. Stop fronting like you're hot shot in front of a bunch of men homo.

[Done_And_Done]

You knew it was just a matter of time before Rambo stepped in, led by his moral compass and just squated out diahrea dump drips on all of you boy's fun lol

*Cue the first response attacking him back

[Milbuck]

What's wrong with her? Looks f*ckable to me. You're just making up sh*t. When it comes to sex, I'm sure you idiots would f*ck anything that walks. Stop fronting like you're hot shot in front of a bunch of men homo.
:oldlol:

[GimmeThat]

Dwight Howard is superman of the thread.

[Nick Young]

What's wrong with her? Looks f*ckable to me. You're just making up sh*t. When it comes to sex, I'm sure you idiots would f*ck anything that walks. Stop fronting like you're hot shot in front of a bunch of men homo.
i told you whats wrong with her, fatty rolls, despite being fat she had a-cup t*ts, and big ass pepperoni nipples which were basically the size of her tiny unproportioned breasts.

Also from far away I guess she looks less stank then she is. he face is busted too.

She contacted me a year ago asking for a date to a museum:facepalm

deleted and blocked that shit, dunno how she found me because i deleted and blocked her from FB like 2 months after the horrible incident, to try to make myself forget the shame.

[AlphaWolf24]

http://i.imgur.com/Dj0jb.jpg

She has nasty deformed thumbs.....would hit but after at least a 12 pack.

[Myth]

She has nasty deformed thumbs.....would hit but after at least a 12 pack.

It helps her walk on all 4s.