When Kobe Bryant retires as the best player since Jordan...

[The_Yearning]

The NBA is going to be boring as fvck. Who is going to replace what Kobe has done for basketball?

Wade? :facepalm
LeBron? :facepalm
Durant? :facepalm :facepalm
Dwight? :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

There won't be a player this decade to match the greatness that is The Black Mamba.

Just appreciate this guy while you still can... the NBA is about to enter the dark age of unskilled players.

[Rnbizzle]

D Rose baby...

[Punpun]

Goatbrook with his goatdunk.

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

D Rose and Durant will fill the void nicely.
And they are both likeable players.

[Eric Cartman]

The NBA is going to be boring as fvck. Who is going to replace what Kobe has done for basketball?

Wade? :facepalm
LeBron? :facepalm
Durant? :facepalm :facepalm
Dwight? :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

There won't be a player this decade to match the greatness that is The Black Mamba.

Just appreciate this guy while you still can... the NBA is about to enter the dark age of unskilled players.


It is well established that Kobe is gonna pass the torch to Derrick Rose. Already the youngest MVP & best point guard in the league he has the amazing drive and determination to be the best. Carries himself with great composure with great respect & understanding for the game. Most exiting player in the league. What is there not to like?

[Flagrant 2]

D Rose and Durant will fill the void nicely.
And they are both likeable players.
This. Both of their attitudes are the perfect fit, a no nonsense attitude with a killer instinct. Something LBJ will never have.

[LBJMVP]

kyrie irving

[stevieming]

Dons flame suit....

jeremy lin

[flipogb]

based on what Ive seen this year it is Kevin Durant, and I can see Irving doing well too because I was really impressed with his footwork. for Kevin Durant ive seen him get mad and get that same look that Kobe has, then he kills the other team.

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

Kevin Durant is the only person in the entire league that, when he shoots, I am surprised when it does not go in.
Reminds me of Bird in that regard.

[Rnbizzle]

Kevin Durant is the only person in the entire league that, when he shoots, I am surprised when it does not go in.
Reminds me of Bird in that regard.
I've got the same with Dirk. But I feel you on Durant..

[Eric Cartman]

It is well established that Kobe is gonna pass the torch to Derrick Rose. Already the youngest MVP & best point guard in the league he has the amazing drive and determination to be the best. Carries himself with great composure with great respect & understanding for the game. Most exiting player in the league. What is there not to like?

Wow i agree with you great take on things.

[pauk]

NBA will be boring only when Lebron retires, that is the most entertaining player ive seen since only Michael Jordan....

[Heavincent]

NBA will be boring only when Lebron retires, that is the most entertaining player ive seen since only Michael Jordan....

Oh good Lord :oldlol: :oldlol: :facepalm

[PickernRoller]

NBA will be boring only when Lebron retires, that is the most entertaining player ive seen since only Michael Jordan....

You can't help it can you?

:lol :oldlol: :roll: :facepalm

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

NBA will be boring only when Lebron retires, that is the most entertaining player ive seen since only Michael Jordan....
well, his two-time Finals implosions were certainly entertaining.

[Ronaldinho]

NBA will be boring only when Lebron retires, that is the most entertaining player ive seen since only Michael Jordan....
You watch the boxscore :oldlol:

[Heavincent]

well, his two-time Finals implosions were certainly entertaining.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Game, set, and match.

[Phong]

Oh good Lord :oldlol: :oldlol: :facepalmFor once I agree with Pauk.. listen to the commentators and how entertained they are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZA2WVOW2Pc

[LABean]

:cry:



Deron Williams will try his best to replace Kobe. :bowdown: :bowdown:

[iDefend5]

well, his two-time Finals implosions were certainly entertaining.
:oldlol: :applause:

[pauk]

Oh good Lord :oldlol: :oldlol: :facepalm

Who else? Kobrick Chuckryant? Seen millions of players like him.... the only difference is that this guy chucks/shotjacks more than most and has worked very hard to at least copy some Jordan moves to make it look good while he airballs/bricks....

Lebron is much more entertaining, the combination of scoring, passing, rebounding, defense, allround versatility, athleticism, talent, skill at that size and so on.... he is very unique..... players like Kobe you see everyday.... just give ANY SG in the league 40 minutes a game and let him chuck 25 FGA a game with 43% FG i can guarantee they will be averaging same PPG...

[PickernRoller]

For once I agree with Pauk.. listen to the commentators and how entertained they are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZA2WVOW2Pc

Commentator couldn't control his laughter :oldlol:

[Heavincent]

Who else? Kobrick Chuckryant? Seen millions of players like him.... the only difference is that this guy chucks/shotjacks more than most and has worked very hard to at least copy some Jordan moves to make it look good while he airballs/bricks....

Sure pauk, if that makes you sleep better at night. Lebron can be whatever you want him to be.

[Chaddai]

You guys forgot about Tim Duncan. He's higher on my all-time list than Kobe.

[Lebron23]

Shaq is the best player since Prime MJ. He was actually a much superior Finals and playoffs performer than Kobe and Duncan.

[pauk]

Sure pauk, if that makes you sleep better at night. Lebron can be whatever you want him to be.

Seriously tho... think about it.... all Kobe does is just grabs the ball, does maybe a pumpfake, some fake and then a fadeaway and bricks it most of the time.... 43-44% FG is called missing most of the time dont you agree..... compare that to Lebron...

[Heavincent]

Lebron is much more entertaining, the combination of scoring, passing, rebounding, defense, allround versatility, athleticism, talent, skill at that size and so on.... he is very unique..... players like Kobe you see everyday.... just give ANY SG in the league 40 minutes a game and let him chuck 25 FGA a game with 43% FG i can guarantee they will be averaging same PPG...

.1/10

Try harder kiddo.

[Doctor Rivers]

Kobrick Chuckryant

YOU ARE SO COOL

[stallionaire]

LeBron James is the face of basketball currently. Where did this myth come that it's Kobe? Look at the ratings.

[PickernRoller]

Seriously tho... think about it.... all Kobe does is just grabs the ball, does maybe a pumpfake, some fake and then a fadeaway and bricks it most of the time.... 43-44% FG is called missing most of the time dont you agree..... compare that to Lebron...

http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg

[stallionaire]

Kobe lost his right to be the face of the NBA when he raped that girl.

[Doctor Rivers]

Kobe lost his right to be the face of the NBA when he raped me.

fixed

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

LeBron James is the face of basketball currently. Where did this myth come that it's Kobe? Look at the ratings.
Yes, the face of failure.
Right now, that is what Lebron is known for...that is his current legacy until he changes that perception.

[stallionaire]

Most people I know hate Kobe for raping that girl. Sorry, I just kinda grew up hating the guy for being involved with all that rape kinda sh.it. I forget rape is a huge part of who Kobe is and I guess I should just accept it. Cool. :facepalm:

[LBJMVP]

YOU ARE SO COOL


i seriously laughed at how bad of an attempt that what...

i mean kobe Chuckryant? wft is that? :roll:

[Odinn]

When XXX XXX retires as the best player since Jordan...
That X isn't Kobe. Sorry. Shaq.
Also Duncan better candidate than Kobe for this. 81 point game vs. 2003 Playoffs... Hard to choose I guess.:sleeping

[LBJMVP]

Most people I know hate Kobe for raping that girl. Sorry, I just kinda grew up hating the guy for being involved with all that rape kinda sh.it. I forget rape is a huge part of who Kobe is and I guess I should just accept it. Cool. :facepalm:


we all know its fun to joke around with kobe for the case, but if you seriously believe he really raped her then your crazy.

bitch just wanted money and she got exactly what she wanted.


kobe even said himself he never finished.... when back to his room
and *********ed :roll: :roll: :roll:

[stallionaire]

we all know its fun to joke around with kobe for the case, but if you seriously believe he really raped her then your crazy.

bitch just wanted money and she got exactly what she wanted.


kobe even said himself he never finished.... when back to his room
and *********ed :roll: :roll: :roll:

lol he probably threw his dick up into her pus.sy and bricked it and got frustrated

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

Most people I know hate Kobe for raping that girl. Sorry, I just kinda grew up hating the guy for being involved with all that rape kinda sh.it. I forget rape is a huge part of who Kobe is and I guess I should just accept it. Cool. :facepalm:
wow, dude, you have issues. pathetic, esp since you have no idea what the true story is.

[stallionaire]

wow, dude, you have issues. pathetic, esp since you have no idea what the true story is.

What's the true story then? enlighten me.

[JellyBean]

Its going to be interesting. I aint gonna lie, I am going miss Kobe. Since Jordan left, no other player in the league has had this much drive and competitive fire surrounding them like Kobe has. Lebron, he does not want it. Wade, he was close but now with Lebron on his team, I think that he has lost that edge. D-Rose is like Duncan..too quiet and boring. They win..but there is nothing else. D-Rose might get 50 points one night..but you would never know it because he is so quiet. Nothing wrong with that. But for the NBA to get better, it has to have somebody stand out and I don't see it happening..unless...nah. Maybe. This guy is the chosen one.

http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kevin-Durant.jpg

[PickernRoller]

This dude is another of the many lost causes in this forum. Wasting your time......all he wants is that.

[Dengness9]

based on what Ive seen this year it is Kevin Durant, and I can see Irving doing well too because I was really impressed with his footwork. for Kevin Durant ive seen him get mad and get that same look that Kobe has, then he kills the other team.


Kinda like D-Rose last night against the sixers....

and wait for tonight against the Pacers.

[Deuce Bigalow]

we all know its fun to joke around with kobe for the case, but if you seriously believe he really raped her then your crazy.

bitch just wanted money and she got exactly what she wanted.


kobe even said himself he never finished.... when back to his room
and *********ed :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[stallionaire]

This dude is another of the many lost causes in this forum. Wasting your time......all he wants is that.
whenever the Kobe rape thing is brought up all the Lakers fans avoid the subject. It's so weird. I guess i'll just drop it. It must be true. HE raped that woman.

5 time NBA champion, 1 time MVR (most valuable rapist)

[T.O.RapsJays]

Tim Duncan still hasn't retired...

[Doranku]

The only entertaining thing about LeBron's game comes during close games. Whenever Heat games are on and the game is close with <5 minutes left in the game, my roommates and I have a play-by-play betting pool for who LeBron is going to pass to.

It gets pretty interesting because that's the one thing about his game that's unpredictable. You know he's going to disappear in the 4th quarter, you know he's going to be playing hot potato with the ball, but you really don't know who he's going to pawn the ball off to. It can be anybody. No one picked Haslem the other night against Utah. Was pretty disappointing since game winning dish offs are worth $5 a person.

[LBJMVP]

What's the true story then? enlighten me.

some dumb bitch wanted some money. so she had sex with kobe and said he raped her.

some shit that happened to big ben.

why the hell would the players need to rape anyone? they can have sex with any girl they want.

for instance... this is the girl that led to kobe getting a divorce
http://media.thehoopdoctors.com/wp-content/gallery/burciaga/kobemistress2.jpg


and when he can get that... he instead rapes this girl
http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/0/m/0m3k4od9olycdoo3.jpg


girl even refused to testify in court and the case was dropped, but there was a settlement.

[pegasus]

Most people I know hate Kobe for raping me. Sorry, I just kinda grew up hating the guy for being involved with my ass. I forget rape is a huge part of who I am and I guess I should just accept it. Cool. :facepalm:
Fixed.

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

What's the true story then? enlighten me.
only two people know the true story, and neither of us are one of them.

[Lebron23]

Tim Duncan still hasn't retired...


/End Thread

[stallionaire]

some dumb bitch wanted some money. so she had sex with kobe and said he raped her.

some shit that happened to big ben.

why the hell would the players need to rape anyone? they can have sex with any girl they want.

for instance... this is the girl that led to kobe getting a divorce
http://media.thehoopdoctors.com/wp-content/gallery/burciaga/kobemistress2.jpg


and when he can get that... he instead rapes this girl
http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/0/m/0m3k4od9olycdoo3.jpg


girl even refused to testify in court and the case was dropped, but there was a settlement.

a settlement? so he paid her to shut up?

thats even more sketchy if you ask me...

[Lebron23]

only two people know the true story, and neither of us are one of them.

http://www.vaildaily.com/article/20040915/NEWS/40916001

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/kobe-bryant-police-interview

[LBJMVP]

a settlement? so he paid her to shut up?

thats even more sketchy if you ask me...


thats how every case ends in these cases.
their isnt any proof that kobe raped her or didnt rape her, so they agree on a settlement so that the celebrity can go back to living his life in peace.

[lebeast666]

Lol Lebron is the most entertaining player ever in the history of Sports. One of a kind player and the reason everyone on ISH hates cause he the greatest.

Kobe boring as fvck, KD boring as fvckkkk LOL catch and shoot entertains y'all.

[Lebron23]

OP is a fagottttttttttttttttttttt!!!

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/shaquille-oneal-shaq-retires.jpg

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

a settlement? so he paid her to shut up?

thats even more sketchy if you ask me...

Shaq has apparently paid multiple girls, over a $1 million each, to keep their mouths shut.
Jordan supposedly much more than that.
Commonplace, imo.

[LBJMVP]

http://www.vaildaily.com/article/20040915/NEWS/40916001

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/kobe-bryant-police-interview


the top of this page is gold!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=18

[talkingconch]

Most people I know hate Kobe for raping that girl. Sorry, I just kinda grew up hating the guy for being involved with all that rape kinda sh.it. I forget rape is a huge part of who Kobe is and I guess I should just accept it. Cool. :facepalm:
No you don't. You're just another insecure Lebron fan

[stallionaire]

No you don't. You're just another insecure Lebron fan
this thread is about Kobe, troll

[Lebron23]

the top of this page is gold!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=18


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[stallionaire]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/0924041kobea19.gif

wtf

[maybeshewill13]

D Rose and Durant will fill the void nicely.
And they are both likeable players.

This. Now you can happily slide off of Kobe's shaft.
The world is not doomed.

[LBJMVP]

and his last response on this page after the guy talks to him and why he doesnt believe he is saying the truth...

it's this kind of comment that makes me believe he didnt do it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=32

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

This. Now you can happily slide off of Kobe's shaft.
The world is not doomed.
excuse me?

[Richesly]

Josh Smith

[REACTION]

Durant, Rose, and Griffin.

[T.O.RapsJays]

The NBA is going to be boring as fvck. Who is going to replace what Kobe has done for basketball?

Wade? :facepalm
LeBron? :facepalm
Durant? :facepalm :facepalm
Dwight? :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

There won't be a player this decade to match the greatness that is The Black Mamba.

Just appreciate this guy while you still can... the NBA is about to enter the dark age of unskilled players.
:facepalm Again. Tim...Duncan...

[Deuce Bigalow]

:facepalm Again. Tim...Duncan...
The last few years Kobe has surpassed Duncan IMO
Even in Timmy's prime Kobe got the best of his team in the Playoffs

[Lebron23]

:facepalm Again. Tim...Duncan...


Shaquille O'Neal

[SwayDizzle]

the top of this page is gold!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=18
Who the f*ck are these conservative detectives? I uhm uhh whaaa....go f*ck yourselves, prude f*cks :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
And no way Da Lawd had his way against her will, 0% chance :no: :no: :no:

[Deuce Bigalow]

"It's my thing"

:roll:

Why did this turn into a rape discussion?

[LBJMVP]

"It's my thing"

:roll:

Why did this turn into a rape discussion?


someone posted about how they never liked kobe because of the rape thing.
and me and a couple other people were tryin to persuade him that it didnt happen.

[T.O.RapsJays]

Shaquille O'Neal
My bad I thought this was current and soon to retire. However, both have a good argument against them, it isn't clear which one of Shaq or Timmy D is better.

[Derivative]

shaq is the best player since jordan

[Deuce Bigalow]

someone posted about how they never liked kobe because of the rape thing.
and me and a couple other people were tryin to persuade him that it didnt happen.
I had a teacher who was like that. He thought Kobe was a cocky and raped that girl "to be above the law and feel powerful"...

[LBJMVP]

I had a teacher who was like that. He thought Kobe was a cocky and raped that girl "to be above the law and feel powerful"...


he had know reason to rape her.
go on google right now and type in kobe bryant mistress and look at the picture of the girl he was allegedly cheating on vanessa with...

when you can get girls like that, then you have no reason to rape some ugly bitch. probly just wanted to hit a white girl really quick, and she wanted some money.

my sister goes to the same college as that girl that ben roethlisberger, and she said that girl that he "raped" was rumored to be a huge slut.

[TheBigVeto]

The NBA is going to be boring as fvck. Who is going to replace what Kobe has done for basketball?


LOL not sure if serious. :facepalm

[stephanieg]

I'm going to miss Kobe complaining to refs while his man gets layups. And fade away 30 footers.

[ThaRegul8r]

I'm curious as to why it is that Kobe in particular should be appreciated, when there have been other great players, who are not appreciated, who people go out of their way to disappreciate. So I'm wondering why this appreciation doesn't extend to greatness when and wherever it is, but only applies to certain players. Why the double standard?

[tomtucker]

It is well established that Kobe is gonna pass the torch to Derrick Rose. Already the youngest MVP & best point guard in the league he has the amazing drive and determination to be the best. Carries himself with great composure with great respect & understanding for the game. Most exiting player in the league. What is there not to like?

boring character, scared of girls, no rape charges.....yawn

[Lebron23]

I'm curious as to why it is that Kobe in particular should be appreciated, when there have been other great players, who are not appreciated, who people go out of their way to disappreciate. So I'm wondering why this appreciation doesn't extend to greatness when and wherever it is, but only applies to certain players. Why the double standard?

This

[Anaximandro1]

What kind of parallel universe do you live in? Best player since Jordan is Duncan (or Shaq)

Morover Lebron is probably a better basketball player than Kobe

[Dwyane Rose]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z192/Def_Fit/GIF/Jeremy-Lin-GIF.gif

[alenleomessi]

i wonder on which d*ck will the kobe fans jump once he retires? or maybe stop watching basketball? suicide? :confusedshrug:

[donald_trump]

well, his two-time Finals implosions were certainly entertaining.

what should we call kobe's two failures then?
going in as the favorite both times and failing harder than anyone before.

[ILLsmak]

shaq is the best player since jordan

Yeah I dunno why people can't accept that.

-Smak