View Full Version : Did Lebron make "The Decision"? ...Or did Dan Gilbert make "The Plan"...
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:01 AM
Dan Gilbert is a mad genius who is toying with the league.
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
...2 years ago Gilbert formed a secret pact with 'Bron behind closed doors. The pact was, that they will not only win a ring together, but they would do so in an unprecedented fashion that people will be talking about for the rest of the century. They are in the process of forming the greatest super dynasty in NBA history. A team with league-wide power unseen since Aurbach and Russell's Boston Celtics... And everything is still going as planned...
The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's an act. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...
The evidence get's more obvious from here. Lebron had to leave Cleveland so that Gilbert could assemble the unprecedented supporting cast... He's pulling more shady strings than Red Aurbach did for the Celtics. Here's what is happening so far:
...The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.
...The helpless "broken" Cavs. Coincidence that they dropped to bottom of the ranks after 2 60+ win seasons in a row!? Come on... do you honestly believe after losing one player the effect is going to be that dramatic? Even Jordan's team didn't plummet. Jordan, the GOAT... The Cavs abysmal performance last season was a phony act to give us a solid 1st round pick. - Which turned out to be pick number four.
...Then Gilbert begins the dumping act. He shed Mo Williams bloated contract for the acquisition of the Clippers solid 1st round pick... It turned out to be the number one pick.
...Then we let go of aging star Zydrunas - who was part of "The Plan" all along. He loves Cleveland so much he sacrificed his last career season for what was basically a vacation down in Miami to help gift us two solid 1st round picks including a top 10 protected. Is it a coincidence he's back with the Cavs? Now he's wearing a suit and is one of Gilbert's full-time henchman. His veteran eye scouts Gilbert's future talent like a hawk, and he keeps Gilbert's name clean of the necessary dirty work.
...Gilbert dumped J.J. and basically robbed the Kings for another top 10 protected 1st round pick.
...Kyrie Irving is a quicksilver elite point guard and he is having an epic rookie season. Just as Gilbert fully expected when he rigged the draft. The Cavs are gonna Bomb this season again, and it is another deliberate move... this is to ensure yet another solid 1st round pic.
...You keeping count? That's 6 solid 1st round pics for elite young talent that will all have small contracts - 4 of them are top 10 picks. He pulled off this feat in only 2 seasons. The Cavs will continue shedding bloated contracts left and right. By next season, he will have made room to sign at least 1 experienced superstar and an allstar to play along side those thoroughbred rookies. Every position will be stacked to the gills including sixth man Varejao, who is as elite a 6th man as any team could have, and the bench will be a mile deep. The half a dozen 1st round talent will churn out superstar performances for a decade and a half. By 2013 Gilbert will have stacked every position with the deepest cast of young super-stars in the league... it will be an incredible sight to behold. And yet, his masterpiece is not complete... Gilbert's cr
CardiacKemba
03-12-2012, 07:13 AM
That's just so crazy, it might work.
SpaceJammeR
03-12-2012, 07:20 AM
wtf is this????
I<3NBA
03-12-2012, 07:21 AM
you could make a living as a fiction writer.
IamRAMBO24
03-12-2012, 07:21 AM
Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.
This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.
Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.
So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.
Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:22 AM
Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.
This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.
Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.
So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.
Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.
One word. Dynasty
IamRAMBO24
03-12-2012, 07:23 AM
On top of that, does this master plan involve ressurrecting Red Auerbach from the dead to coach another dynasty full of rookie noobs and a Lebron past his prime?
inclinerator
03-12-2012, 07:23 AM
its a conspiracy
not saying its aliens, but its aliens
IamRAMBO24
03-12-2012, 07:24 AM
One word. Dynasty
One word. STUPID.
Fiasco
03-12-2012, 07:25 AM
What the **** is a Red Heron?
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:26 AM
What the **** is a Red Heron?
*Herring... typo
IamRAMBO24
03-12-2012, 07:27 AM
What the **** is a Red Heron?
A bird in southeast Texas.
Shepseskaf
03-12-2012, 07:35 AM
I would be shocked if this is true. I don't think Gilbert is that smart.
DirtySanchez
03-12-2012, 07:37 AM
Poor cavs fans......really let it go.
DukeDelonte13
03-12-2012, 07:40 AM
stupid story but i love Gilbert though.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:42 AM
its a conspiracy
not saying its aliens, but its aliens
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0124/la_g_gilstern_576.jpg
The fact is, nobody saw this coming, and at this point nobody can stop it, he's set the stage. From the hypnosis of David Stern "for basketball reasons", to his pre-meditated tampering with the small-market teams during the lockout. He has meticulously orchestrated everything. Dan Gilbert is an evil, sadistic genius who is bending this league at his will. The NBA didn't see this coming. At this point, even Stern can't stop him.
inclinerator
03-12-2012, 07:43 AM
I would be shocked if this is true. I don't think Gilbert is that smart.
self made billionaire
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:45 AM
Poor cavs fans......really let it go.
I'm just trying to warn everyone
CardiacKemba
03-12-2012, 07:46 AM
So, Dan Gilbert is an alien? The dynasty can't happen though because the mayans predicted the world would end? Or is the prediction of one world ending and a new world starting, actually the Cavs new dynasty? You've sold me.
Shepseskaf
03-12-2012, 07:54 AM
self made billionaire
He made his money on the backs of people fleeced in the sub-prime mortgage frenzy. That makes him ruthless, but not necessarily a genius.
Not all rich people are smart, even self-made ones.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 07:56 AM
So, Dan Gilbert is an alien? The dynasty can't happen though because the mayans predicted the world would end? Or is the prediction of one world ending and a new world starting, actually the Cavs new dynasty? You've sold me.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mdVkTf6bSIc/SlTrekDsUJI/AAAAAAAAAk0/s75VBy4L1AE/s320/pok-ta-pok.jpg
Mayans know all about basketball... their insight into the future was so accurate they actually recreated a remarkably accurate form of modern basketball and they used to play it.
The Mayan calendar does end in 2012, your right, but is this coincidence?... It does not mark the end of the world, people are idiots who believe that. It marks the end of every other team in the NBA. They knew of this dark event. It was so evil they stopped looking into the future after 2012. They were afraid. They dared not acknowledge 2012 on their calendar.
PleezeBelieve
03-12-2012, 08:03 AM
Jokes aside, the Cavs flexibility with Irving + Thompson + '12 pick + two '13 picks all on their rookie contracts in 2014 was on LeBron's mind when he made those comments about coming back home.
I made a thread about this when LeBron first made the comments but the MODS deleted it because they're jealous of my intellect. Threadstarter simply jacked my theory and ran with it.
You're a plagiarist
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 08:15 AM
Jokes aside, the Cavs flexibility with Irving + Thompson + '12 pick + two '13 picks all on their rookie contracts in 2014 was on LeBron's mind when he made those comments about coming back home.
I made a thread about this when LeBron first made the comments but the MODS deleted it because they're jealous of my intellect. Threadstarter simply jacked my theory and ran with it.
You're a plagiarist
I didn't know about your thread, I was able to figure out Gilbert's plan on my own. Your like me, your just smart enough to have caught wind of his genius. :cheers:
Gilbert could have been the next Einstein in the world of Science and Mathematics had he decided to use his powers for good... Instead, he's aimed his genius at the NBA and is using it for evil - Gilbert has the mind of Archimedes but the determination of Alexander the Great. God help the NBA. Gilbert is the brains, 'Bron is the muscle.
http://www.inthenowinvestments.com/real-estate-news/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dan-Gilbert-of-Quicken-Loans-is-Buying-up-more-Downtown-Detroit-Buildings.jpg
http://www.fortlauderdaledivorcelawyerblog.com/lebron-james%2520miami%2520heat.jpg
They're gonna get you Stern.
http://themostrequested.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stern_David_nba_110801-e1321410181206.jpg
The pipe.
http://www.smokingcrack.net/images/smoking-crack-method.gif
Stay off it. Crackhead.
Rnbizzle
03-12-2012, 08:42 AM
Thread of the year. :applause:
Eric Cartman
03-12-2012, 08:42 AM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Rake2204
03-12-2012, 08:42 AM
This thread has me nostalgic. I miss the Cleveland days.
Also, I know there's backers of the new Cavaliers jerseys, but to me they look like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/98/Oscar_Mayer_logo.svg/220px-Oscar_Mayer_logo.svg.png
SevereUpInHere
03-12-2012, 08:57 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mdVkTf6bSIc/SlTrekDsUJI/AAAAAAAAAk0/s75VBy4L1AE/s320/pok-ta-pok.jpg
Mayans know all about basketball... their insight into the future was so accurate they actually recreated a remarkably accurate form of modern basketball and they used to play it.
The Mayan calendar does end in 2012, your right, but is this coincidence?... It does not mark the end of the world, people are idiots who believe that. It marks the end of every other team in the NBA. They knew of this dark event. It was so evil they stopped looking into the future after 2012. They were afraid. They dared not acknowledge 2012 on their calendar.
:applause: Genius... This man is a visionary. :bowdown:
LosBulls
03-12-2012, 08:59 AM
This will be proven true very soon.
ralph_i_el
03-12-2012, 09:23 AM
The pipe.
http://www.smokingcrack.net/images/smoking-crack-method.gif
Stay off it. Crackhead.
That's not how you smoke crack homie
chips93
03-12-2012, 09:28 AM
:applause:
5 stars
would rep if i could
Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.
This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.
Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.
So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.
Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.
:roll:
http://u.jimdo.com/www33/o/s3a1c6b543dbe8f00/img/i562b36606c5c4b90/1294839819/std/image.gif
cavsfanatic
03-12-2012, 09:36 AM
What the **** is a Red Heron?
The kid with the red hair on a pup named scooby doo.
http://i40.tinypic.com/2cpotub.png
FindingTim
03-12-2012, 09:43 AM
GREAT thread. instant classic. :D
as for you IamRAMBO24 and your detailed rebuttal... :oldlol:
(I'm all about the smilies right now- sleep deprivation makes them AWESOME)
kNIOKAS
03-12-2012, 09:50 AM
[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]Dan Gilbert is a mad genius who is toying with the league.
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
...2 years ago Gilbert formed a secret pact with 'Bron behind closed doors. The pact was, that they will not only win a ring together, but they would do so in an unprecedented fashion that people will be talking about for the rest of the century. They are in the process of forming the greatest super dynasty in NBA history. A team with league-wide power unseen since Aurbach and Russell's Boston Celtics... And everything is still going as planned...
The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's an act. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...
The evidence get's more obvious from here. Lebron had to leave Cleveland so that Gilbert could assemble the unprecedented supporting cast... He's pulling more shady strings than Red Aurbach did for the Celtics. Here's what is happening so far:
...The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.
...The helpless "broken" Cavs. Coincidence that they dropped to bottom of the ranks after 2 60+ win seasons in a row!? Come on... do you honestly believe after losing one player the effect is going to be that dramatic? Even Jordan's team didn't plummet. Jordan, the GOAT... The Cavs abysmal performance last season was a phony act to give us a solid 1st round pick.
...Then Gilbert begins the dumping act. He shed Mo Williams bloated contract for the acquisition of the Clippers solid 1st round pick
...Then we let go of aging star Zydrunas - who was part of "The Plan" all along. He loves Cleveland so much he sacrificed his last career season down in Miami to help gift us two solid 1st round picks including a top 10 protected.
...Gilbert dumped J.J. and basically robbed the Kings for another top 10 protected 1st round pick.
...Kyrie Irving is a quicksilver elite point guard and he is having an epic rookie season. Just as Gilbert fully expected when he rigged the draft. The Cavs are gonna Bomb this season again, and it is another deliberate move... this is to ensure yet another solid 1st round pic.
...You keeping count? That's 6 solid 1st round pics for elite young talent that will all have small contracts - 4 of them are top 10 picks. He pulled off this feat in only 2 seasons. The Cavs will continue shedding bloated contracts left and right. By next season, he will have made room to sign at least 1 experienced superstar and an allstar to play along side those thoroughbred rookies. Every position will be stacked to the gills including sixth man Varejao, who is as elite a 6th man as any team could have, and the bench will be a mile deep. The half a dozen 1st round talent will churn out superstar performances for a decade and a half. By 2013 Gilbert will have stacked every position with the deepest cast of young super-stars in the league... it will be an incredible sight to behold. And yet, his masterpiece is still unfinished... the cr
Hotbullets
03-12-2012, 10:40 AM
I phukking love it, haha!
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 10:53 AM
Is he Gilbert's "lucky charm"?
http://unlimitedwhispers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/300740781.png
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Or is he Gilbert's lottery hacker? You decide.
Scholar
03-12-2012, 11:01 AM
I can't believe I read the entire OP... :facepalm Wasted a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 11:10 AM
I can't believe I read the entire OP... :facepalm Wasted a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.
This is classified sh*t, be happy you saw it.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 11:25 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-J4aCTko0mMk/T14VOrSu8pI/AAAAAAAADNo/yiulaPwSDR0/s400/bilde.jpg
..........
http://www.thereelbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/palpatine001.jpg
sprainedankle
03-12-2012, 11:29 AM
Did you also write Gasland?
rodman91
03-12-2012, 11:42 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq71b1o5K1r4ofn1o1_500.gif
Gilbert=Light
Lebron=Dark
Do you still think it is coincidence?
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 12:07 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq71b1o5K1r4ofn1o1_500.gif
Gilbert=Light
Lebron=Dark
Do you still think it is coincidence?
oh... my... GAWD... no one can deny this, the proof is everywhere!
returnofthemack
03-12-2012, 01:38 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-J4aCTko0mMk/T14VOrSu8pI/AAAAAAAADNo/yiulaPwSDR0/s400/bilde.jpg
..........
http://www.thereelbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/palpatine001.jpg
make no mistake. putting a sith lord into your thread has me convinced. everyone whos everyone knows that the planet is ruled by the global elite. the global elite= reptilians. where these reppies come from no one knows. some say the moon some say from inside of our very own planet. the word sith sounds like the kind of noise a snake makes shhhhhhh. george lucas is a big time insider wrapped up in the global conspiracy.
only a reppie could come up with a plan as evil as this. first they took the planet now our lizard lord dan gilbert will take over the NBA. game set and match good sirs. once ths happens there is no going back. the NBA will be destroyed but first the cavs will win ten championships
Deuce Bigalow
03-12-2012, 01:42 PM
:eek: A non-Wilt post by CavaliersFTW
LBJMVP
03-12-2012, 02:15 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mdVkTf6bSIc/SlTrekDsUJI/AAAAAAAAAk0/s75VBy4L1AE/s320/pok-ta-pok.jpg
Mayans know all about basketball... their insight into the future was so accurate they actually recreated a remarkably accurate form of modern basketball and they used to play it.
The Mayan calendar does end in 2012, your right, but is this coincidence?... It does not mark the end of the world, people are idiots who believe that. It marks the end of every other team in the NBA. They knew of this dark event. It was so evil they stopped looking into the future after 2012. They were afraid. They dared not acknowledge 2012 on their calendar.
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/425565_10150564129392517_728472516_9283415_1151907 747_n.jpg
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 02:47 PM
make no mistake. putting a sith lord into your thread has me convinced. everyone whos everyone knows that the planet is ruled by the global elite. the global elite= reptilians. where these reppies come from no one knows. some say the moon some say from inside of our very own planet. the word sith sounds like the kind of noise a snake makes shhhhhhh. george lucas is a big time insider wrapped up in the global conspiracy.
only a reppie could come up with a plan as evil as this. first they took the planet now our lizard lord dan gilbert will take over the NBA. game set and match good sirs. once ths happens there is no going back. the NBA will be destroyed but first the cavs will win ten championships
Very good point. I always suspected he was a reptile. I swear I saw his eye go reptilian during an interview once. All more proof this plan is real.
305Baller
03-12-2012, 02:51 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/yes-rudy1.gif
returnofthemack
03-12-2012, 02:54 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/425565_10150564129392517_728472516_9283415_1151907 747_n.jpg
only problem with that is the mayan calender resets on the winter solstice. winter does not begin in july. the reason their calender doesnt have leap years is because their calender is more accurate then ours. believe that somthing will happen on dec 21 2012 or not it is fact that they had a deep understanding of time and calanders.
also ceaser didnt create the mayan calender. if ceasers calender was so great why did they have to add an extra day every four years? is that bc its just that super awesome? no bc it was flawed. the mayan took their concepts of time which they got an understanding of from the stars and applied it to their calender. which is undeniably more accurate then the calender we use now. this isnt opinion its fact.
TheAesirsFinest
03-12-2012, 02:59 PM
Time to call myself a Cavs fan so I won't be a bandwagoner during the 20-title run superdynasty :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 03:20 PM
Time to call myself a Cavs fan so I won't be a bandwagoner during the 20-title run superdynasty :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
The 20 year drought for every other team is going to be unbearable - Good idea, It is always best to side with the winner when times are tough.
Cavs bandwagon >>>>>> 20 years of suicide watch.
ballashotcalla
03-12-2012, 03:35 PM
Nice OP.
Some of you other posters have no sense of humor.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/155/594/yesitis2.gif
I was waiting for this gif :lol
SCREWstonRockets
03-12-2012, 05:11 PM
Good read but I cant believe you took time and wrote all that up. You're a super fan bro.
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 05:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIKtbIR2zX0
Spooky photo montage. More proof of his plan. :eek:
SwooshReturns
03-12-2012, 05:23 PM
LeBron's physical prime may well be finished by the time this could actually take place, though.
CelticBaller
03-12-2012, 05:38 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mdVkTf6bSIc/SlTrekDsUJI/AAAAAAAAAk0/s75VBy4L1AE/s320/pok-ta-pok.jpg
Mayans know all about basketball... their insight into the future was so accurate they actually recreated a remarkably accurate form of modern basketball and they used to play it.
The Mayan calendar does end in 2012, your right, but is this coincidence?... It does not mark the end of the world, people are idiots who believe that. It marks the end of every other team in the NBA. They knew of this dark event. It was so evil they stopped looking into the future after 2012. They were afraid. They dared not acknowledge 2012 on their calendar.
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo124/OttoOrzad/WARhammer/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 05:40 PM
LeBron's physical prime may well be finished by the time this could actually take place, though.
Cleveland Clinic is the most advanced medical science system in the World... Coincidence? Under the elite supervision of Dan Gilbert Lebron has likely been given a serum that keeps his physical prime in a state of dormancy. Only Cleveland Clinic would have the antidote. Coincidence?
http://images.businessweek.com/cms/2011-11-22/feature_gatorade49__01__600.jpg
linZoMourning
03-12-2012, 05:43 PM
Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.
This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.
Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.
So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.
Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.
are you aware that lebron throws up illuminati signs? put aliens and devil worship aside and just watch the videos and wonder why hes throwing up illuminati signs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8rSexNF4Ts
so now we have proof of lebron throwing up illuminati signs but is he really illuminati?? thats the question
Disaprine
03-12-2012, 05:47 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg
305Baller
03-12-2012, 06:40 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/2yllfzo.gif
305Baller
03-12-2012, 06:41 PM
Cleveland Clinic is the most advanced medical science system in the World... Coincidence? Under the elite supervision of Dan Gilbert Lebron has likely been given a serum that keeps his physical prime in a state of dormancy. Only Cleveland Clinic would have the antidote. Coincidence?
http://images.businessweek.com/cms/2011-11-22/feature_gatorade49__01__600.jpg
And then Wade started the season slow... again.
Eat Like A Bosh
03-12-2012, 07:05 PM
Haha, thanks for writing that! That totally made my day! :oldlol: :oldlol:
CavaliersFTW
03-12-2012, 08:23 PM
are you aware that lebron throws up illuminati signs? put aliens and devil worship aside and just watch the videos and wonder why hes throwing up illuminati signs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8rSexNF4Ts
so now we have proof of lebron throwing up illuminati signs but is he really illuminati?? thats the question
Spooky shit man! But arguing with Rambo might not be worth your time. Despite mountains of evidence right in front of his face the dude clearly doesn't have an open mind. I hope he catches on to the truth though, because anyone who doesn't is gonna need to be on suicide watch after the 20 year super-dynasty steamrolls every team in the league with non-stop blowout games and series sweeps.
Shade8780
04-05-2012, 12:00 PM
Gilbert and 'Bron will be winning rings every year until retirement.
I hope he catches on to the truth though, because anyone who doesn't is gonna need to be on suicide watch after the 20 year super-dynasty steamrolls every team in the league
So your saying, LeBron's gonna retire when he's 47?! :biggums:
Rake2204
04-05-2012, 12:06 PM
So your saying, LeBron's gonna retire when he's 47?! :biggums:
He's on another level.
CavaliersFTW
04-05-2012, 12:20 PM
So your saying, LeBron's gonna retire when he's 47?! :biggums:
Yes, word for word it's pretty much set in stone. The plan is going to happen whether we like it or not, it's too late to stop it. Lebron has a keycard to the Cleveland Clinic's blacklisted medical research facility. He'll have access to medical technology that's straight unknown to the medical world outside of it's closed doors.
Shade8780
04-05-2012, 12:50 PM
Yes, word for word it's pretty much set in stone. The plan is going to happen whether we like it or not, it's too late to stop it. Lebron has a keycard to the Cleveland Clinic's blacklisted medical research facility. He'll have access to medical technology that's straight unknown to the medical world outside of it's closed doors.
:yaohappy: :yaohappy: :yaohappy:
Go back to Wilt
MaxFly
04-05-2012, 12:56 PM
its a conspiracy
not saying its aliens, but its aliens
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
:cheers:
SpecialQue
04-05-2012, 01:39 PM
5-starred
Repped
Subscribed
Retweeted
Posted on Facebook account
Sent to ESPN
Copy & pasted onto a Kindle-friendly document
Downloaded to iPhone
Printed out
Framed
Hung on wall
Blown up to poster size
Put over my bed
Read out loud and recorded in MP3 format
Uploaded to MP3 player
Played on repeat during drive to work
Fapped.
Killbot
04-05-2012, 02:33 PM
:roll: :applause:
talkingconch
04-05-2012, 04:10 PM
wot in the world.
CavaliersFTW
04-05-2012, 04:15 PM
wot in the world.
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Dan+Gilbert+Boston+Celtics+v+Cleveland+Cavaliers+u-nuSJovqt1l.jpeg
http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr52/spartyonx/YesJackNicholson.gif
SpecialQue
04-05-2012, 09:57 PM
http://tribalinsight.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/i-want-to-believe.jpg
Shade8780
04-06-2012, 06:55 AM
This sh*t needs to be pinned until 2014 when his player option happens.
keep-itreal
04-06-2012, 07:02 AM
this is so insane it might just be true though:eek:
devilish
blablabla
04-06-2012, 08:14 AM
http://www.lolbrary.com/content/319/seems-legit-14319.jpg
Shade8780
07-02-2012, 05:22 PM
The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's an act. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...
He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them.
he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them.
:facepalm
mrpibb
07-02-2012, 07:05 PM
:facepalm
:oldlol: I can't imagine you even know what sarcasm is.
CavaliersFTW
07-03-2012, 11:49 AM
Everything is going as planned, are we going to pretend that Gilbert didn't deliberately avoid making any moves for a small forward pick this year? Coincidence? According to inside sources Lebrons recent experiment with a D-Wade style 2-guard (D-Wade himself) has led Gilbert/Bron/Scott to coraborate and agree on a younger, healtheir version of Dwayne Wade's corpse (D-Wait) as this years Cavs #4 pick. Coincidence? Roster changes may happen as some details of Gilbert's plan are only beggining to be understood but currently the 2014 superdynasty is looking to be like this:
Irving
D-Wait
Bron
Thompson
Howard
Varajao (6th)
Yes that's right. Dwight Howard. The entire plot to dismantle the powerful Orlando Magic organization from the inside out stems directly from the mind of Gilbert. This future superteam will probably beat team U.S.A. in the next Olympics qualifying scrimmage and it all of course, is to be coached with thrilling 1980's fast-break style ball by Byron Scott. It's true people I'm only trying to warn all of you.
http://www.inthenowinvestments.com/real-estate-news/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dan-Gilbert-of-Quicken-Loans-is-Buying-up-more-Downtown-Detroit-Buildings.jpg
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/van-gundy-howard.jpg
http://commentariesonthetimes.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers-ii.jpg
Before you know it Gilbert gonna drop the Nuke and sign the Cavs "new" small forward in 2014. God have mercy on the NBA. Even Stern is powerless to stop Gilbert.
http://thebreakdownshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/david-stern-concerned.jpg
chips93
07-03-2012, 12:06 PM
http://myhumorspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2245-animated_gif-brad_pitt-burn_after_reading-dance-dancing.gif
cant wait for 2014
lilgodfather1
07-03-2012, 12:07 PM
That would be beyond epic. Don Gilbert does it again. And no that is not a spelling error. I know his name is Dan, but he is the Don if this is actually true. Just think if this is true the Heat could win 3 titles, then LeBron goes back to the CLE and goes on to win until he retires.
joshwake
07-03-2012, 12:13 PM
sarcasm or no... just a sad sad post.
CavaliersFTW
07-03-2012, 12:14 PM
Oh yes, and all hail the gracious and loving Dan GAWDbert for greenlighting Bron to gift Miami that token ring before the dynasty begins :bowdown:
"Gilbert, Miami needs your help too, the economy here needs a lift can I please bring at least one ring here before we shut the entire Nation down with our unparalleled dominance?"
"I'll allow it"
http://media.cleveland.com/cavs_impact/photo/10779948-large.jpg
Gracious gawd :bowdown:
Connor B
01-07-2014, 01:55 PM
lol
I<3NBA
01-07-2014, 02:05 PM
Lebron's departure have unhinged Cleveland fans :lol
Uncle Drew
01-07-2014, 02:35 PM
Getting closer to the 2014 off season everyday. :bowdown: It's not too late to join our fanbase fellas. Greatest dynasty in the history of basketball is coming. :rockon:
KeylessEntry
01-07-2014, 02:48 PM
if gilbert was actually a genius the cavs would have drafted oladipo instead of anthony "buffet-line" bennet
Rose'sACL
01-13-2014, 03:57 PM
bump
LeBron 06
01-13-2014, 03:58 PM
Dan Gilbert is maybe the worst owner in sports
Boarder Patrol
01-13-2014, 04:11 PM
Super dynasty:
Kyrie
Waiters
LeBron
Tristan
Verejao
Two negative value chuckers, average PF, oft-injured and average Center. Dynasty :bowdown:
BoutPractice
01-13-2014, 04:53 PM
He forgot the part where Anthony Bennett is a spy working for the Miami Heat to throw a wrench in Dan Gilbert's brilliant plan.
CavaliersFTW
01-13-2014, 04:55 PM
He forgot the part where Anthony Bennett is a spy working for the Miami Heat to throw a wrench in Dan Gilbert's brilliant plan.
True, I smell a rat. I suspect he been workin with Riley...
kamil
01-13-2014, 04:58 PM
Dan Gilbert is maybe the worst owner in sports
James Dolan is much worse....
SexSymbol
01-13-2014, 05:08 PM
I just saw one of the shop assitants at my local store and I think for one second he had eyes of a lizard.
LIZARDS ARE CONQUERING THE EARTH PEOPLE, SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AS WIDE AS POSSIBLE
Demitri98
03-31-2014, 12:06 PM
This thread :lol :lol :lol
Foster5k
03-31-2014, 12:10 PM
"Dan Gilbert is a genius.", says not one Cavs fan.
BlackVVaves
03-31-2014, 12:29 PM
:lol
kuniva_dAMiGhTy
03-31-2014, 12:35 PM
dat plan
LeBron's gonna come back to Cleveland to get them 60 wins, and then get embarrassed in the playoffs just like old times. :lol
Black Mamba's B
03-31-2014, 03:20 PM
:facepalm
CavaliersFTW
03-31-2014, 03:22 PM
:facepalm
:facepalm :facepalm
Black Mamba's B
03-31-2014, 03:37 PM
:facepalm :facepalm
:biggums:
CavaliersFTW
03-31-2014, 03:38 PM
:biggums:
:biggums: :biggums:
Black Mamba's B
03-31-2014, 04:39 PM
:biggums: :biggums:
:coleman: :coleman: :coleman:
Uncle Drew
05-20-2014, 08:40 PM
Is he Gilbert's "lucky charm"?
http://unlimitedwhispers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/300740781.png
..........
..........
..........
Or is he Gilbert's lottery hacker? You decide.
:bowdown:
HomieWeMajor
05-20-2014, 08:40 PM
This is the biggest work since the Montreal Screwjob
NBA gonna make billions this summer.
CavaliersFTW
05-20-2014, 08:41 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2955836/smug-david-brent-o.gif
sammichoffate
05-20-2014, 08:41 PM
**** this thread :lol
Springsteen
05-20-2014, 08:42 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
miles berg
05-20-2014, 09:06 PM
Honestly the greatest thread in the history of the internet when this happens in a month and a half.
secund2nun
05-20-2014, 09:58 PM
This thread will be internet legend if Lebron goes back to Cleveland after they finish picking #1 this draft.
:roll:
Solefade
05-20-2014, 09:59 PM
HAHA if this comes true oh man
Smook A.
05-20-2014, 10:01 PM
If this happens then OP deserves a huge award
Like im talkin Nobel Peace Prize "big"
Milbuck
05-20-2014, 10:10 PM
"GOAT" gets thrown around a lot...
If Lebron goes back this summer, this really IS the GOAT thread.
Meticode
06-16-2014, 01:41 PM
[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]Dan Gilbert is a mad genius who is toying with the league.
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
...2 years ago Gilbert formed a secret pact with 'Bron behind closed doors. The pact was, that they will not only win a ring together, but they would do so in an unprecedented fashion that people will be talking about for the rest of the century. They are in the process of forming the greatest super dynasty in NBA history. A team with league-wide power unseen since Aurbach and Russell's Boston Celtics... And everything is still going as planned...
The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's an act. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...
The evidence get's more obvious from here. Lebron had to leave Cleveland so that Gilbert could assemble the unprecedented supporting cast... He's pulling more shady strings than Red Aurbach did for the Celtics. Here's what is happening so far:
...The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.
...The helpless "broken" Cavs. Coincidence that they dropped to bottom of the ranks after 2 60+ win seasons in a row!? Come on... do you honestly believe after losing one player the effect is going to be that dramatic? Even Jordan's team didn't plummet. Jordan, the GOAT... The Cavs abysmal performance last season was a phony act to give us a solid 1st round pick. - Which turned out to be pick number four.
...Then Gilbert begins the dumping act. He shed Mo Williams bloated contract for the acquisition of the Clippers solid 1st round pick... It turned out to be the number one pick.
...Then we let go of aging star Zydrunas - who was part of "The Plan" all along. He loves Cleveland so much he sacrificed his last career season for what was basically a vacation down in Miami to help gift us two solid 1st round picks including a top 10 protected. Is it a coincidence he's back with the Cavs? Now he's wearing a suit and is one of Gilbert's full-time henchman. His veteran eye scouts Gilbert's future talent like a hawk, and he keeps Gilbert's name clean of the necessary dirty work.
...Gilbert dumped J.J. and basically robbed the Kings for another top 10 protected 1st round pick.
...Kyrie Irving is a quicksilver elite point guard and he is having an epic rookie season. Just as Gilbert fully expected when he rigged the draft. The Cavs are gonna Bomb this season again, and it is another deliberate move... this is to ensure yet another solid 1st round pic.
...You keeping count? That's 6 solid 1st round pics for elite young talent that will all have small contracts - 4 of them are top 10 picks. He pulled off this feat in only 2 seasons. The Cavs will continue shedding bloated contracts left and right. By next season, he will have made room to sign at least 1 experienced superstar and an allstar to play along side those thoroughbred rookies. Every position will be stacked to the gills including sixth man Varejao, who is as elite a 6th man as any team could have, and the bench will be a mile deep. The half a dozen 1st round talent will churn out superstar performances for a decade and a half. By 2013 Gilbert will have stacked every position with the deepest cast of young super-stars in the league... it will be an incredible sight to behold. And yet, his masterpiece is not complete... Gilbert's cr
Straight_Ballin
06-16-2014, 01:48 PM
:facepalm
This thread still going?
Everyone can have a dream I guess......
jongib369
06-16-2014, 01:52 PM
It'd be funny as hell to see LeBrons reaction while reading this :lol
Expect cavs to "vanish", poor guy knows too much
Springsteen
06-16-2014, 01:55 PM
:facepalm
This thread still going?
Everyone can have a dream I guess......
If anything this just became one step closer to reality :eek:
CavaliersFTW = modern day nostradamus :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Straight_Ballin
06-16-2014, 02:03 PM
If anything this just became one step closer to reality :eek:
CavaliersFTW = modern day nostradamus :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
One step closer eh? Is that what it is? Wake me up when it happens. I'll come down from my chocolate cloud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDFo2GJcCA
Random_Guy
06-24-2014, 11:49 AM
bump
T_L_P
06-24-2014, 11:50 AM
http://media0.giphy.com/media/rl0FOxdz7CcxO/giphy.gif
BarberSchool
06-24-2014, 11:53 AM
Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.
This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.
Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.
So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.
Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.:roll: :lol :oldlol:
ArbitraryWater
06-24-2014, 12:00 PM
http://media0.giphy.com/media/rl0FOxdz7CcxO/giphy.gif
:oldlol:
Kukoc
06-24-2014, 02:58 PM
Really, Really hope so
kuniva_dAMiGhTy
06-24-2014, 03:01 PM
This thread has GOAT potential.. Bookmark this ish :lol
JUDGE WITNESS
06-24-2014, 03:04 PM
bumping this when bron goes back to leaveland :applause:
LeFraud James
06-24-2014, 03:16 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3595111/head-exploding-o.gif
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 03:25 PM
No matter what happens, OP is still a "Loser", the Cavs are still "Pathetic" and cLeaveland is still a "Shithole"
Kukoc
06-24-2014, 03:30 PM
No matter what happens, OP is still a "Loser", the Cavs are still "Pathetic" and cLeaveland is still a "Shithole"
Hahahah and that comes from an cHeat fan.
2014 San Antonio Spurs, still salty?
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 03:46 PM
Hahahah and that comes from an cHeat fan.
2014 San Antonio Spurs, still salty?
No.
Funny how Cleveland scumbags act like it is their team that won a championship. But the peasants have to take whatever scraps they can get. Success breeds jealousy.
Kukoc
06-24-2014, 03:51 PM
No.
Funny how Cleveland scumbags act like it is their team that won a championship. But the peasants have to take whatever scraps they can get. Success breeds jealousy.
Haha jealous at a Miami Heat fan?
Hahaha no way, never
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 04:21 PM
Haha jealous at a Miami Heat fan?
Hahaha no way, never
You should be honored that I'm even acknowledging your feeble existence.
Cleveland sports are a joke. Don't kid yourself. You may have lost the lottery of life by having to be a Cleveland fan, but that's no reason for you to lash out at the rest of us. You can't help being inferior and we just can't help being fortunate and successful.
We should learn to get past those differences and participate in basketball discussion like reasonable adults. I'll take the high road and forgive you.
Kukoc
06-24-2014, 04:24 PM
You should be honored that I'm even acknowledging your feeble existence.
Cleveland sports are a joke. Don't kid yourself. You may have lost the lottery of life by having to be a Cleveland fan, but that's no reason for you to lash out at the rest of us. You can't help being inferior and we just can't help being fortunate and successful.
We should learn to get past those differences and participate in basketball discussion like reasonable adults. I'll take the high road and forgive you.
I dont live in the Cleveland or event the US. Im fine.
Ill admit it. I became a Cavs fan cus I liked them having a home state kid playing for them and making a little team better.
I dont care about other Cleveland sports team.
CavaliersFTW
06-24-2014, 04:28 PM
You should be honored that I'm even acknowledging your feeble existence.
Cleveland sports are a joke. Don't kid yourself. You may have lost the lottery of life by having to be a Cleveland fan, but that's no reason for you to lash out at the rest of us. You can't help being inferior and we just can't help being fortunate and successful.
We should learn to get past those differences and participate in basketball discussion like reasonable adults. I'll take the high road and forgive you.
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Michael-Scott-Closes-The-Door-Awkwardly-On-The-Office.gif
Kukoc
06-24-2014, 04:29 PM
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Michael-Scott-Closes-The-Door-Awkwardly-On-The-Office.gif
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 04:31 PM
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Michael-Scott-Closes-The-Door-Awkwardly-On-The-Office.gif
You're a proper Ohio man, unlike our friend Kukoc over here...Please tell me how many championship parades in Cleveland have you attended?
You seem so very confident that Dan Gilbert has had this master plan since day 1. Can he resurrect Wilt from the grave while he's at it?
CavaliersFTW
06-24-2014, 04:33 PM
You're a proper Ohio man, unlike our friend Kukoc over here...Please tell me how many championship parades in Cleveland have you attended?
You seem so very confident that Dan Gilbert has had this master plan since day 1. Can he resurrect Wilt from the grave while he's at it?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1171988/burying-step-brothers-o.gif
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 04:38 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1171988/burying-step-brothers-o.gif
I agree that was a good movie. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are both great.
So how many playoff appearances had the Cavs made since Lebron James left the team? I love seeing my team play in June.
RoundMoundOfReb
06-24-2014, 04:40 PM
OP :applause::bowdown:
russwest0
06-24-2014, 04:50 PM
Yeah being a fan of Cleveland sports sounds like complete shit but you don't have to be a dick to them because of it :lol
If anything they get my respect more than any other fans because of how dedicated they are to their city and sports teams.
For their fans sake I hope whoever they draft with the first pick this year becomes a star and I also hope that Manziel can take the Browns to the promise land. Cleveland fans deserve it.
no pun intended
06-24-2014, 05:03 PM
No matter what happens, OP is still a "Loser", the Cavs are still "Pathetic" and cLeaveland is still a "Shithole"
Dan Gilbert, is that you?
DMAVS41
06-24-2014, 05:05 PM
The Magic are apparently offering Afflalo, the 4, and the 12 for the number 1 pick.
Don't you have to do that if you are the Cavs?
RedBlackAttack
06-24-2014, 05:06 PM
The Magic are apparently offering Afflalo, the 4, and the 12 for the number 1 pick.
Don't you have to do that if you are the Cavs?
Absolutely not.
Yeah being a fan of Cleveland sports sounds like complete shit but you don't have to be a dick to them because of it :lol
1. You're taking PB seriously. That's your first mistake.
2. Cleveland is actually an incredible sports town. I'm pretty sure there's no other city even close to as small as Cleveland that have teams in all three major American sports.
russwest0
06-24-2014, 05:09 PM
The Magic are apparently offering Afflalo, the 4, and the 12 for the number 1 pick.
Don't you have to do that if you are the Cavs?
Hell no. They need a small forward and in this draft the top two players happen to be small forwards (though I see Wiggins as a 2).
You take the man at the top of your board, period. Don't want to be stuck with Exum and some mediocre late lottery player with a logjam at the guard position while the Magic have a perennial all star.
DMAVS41
06-24-2014, 05:10 PM
Absolutely not.
1. You're taking PB seriously. That's your first mistake.
2. Cleveland is actually an incredible sports town. I'm pretty sure there's no other city even close to as small as Cleveland that have teams in all three major American sports.
Why? If you are going after Lebron...I don't see how he's coming over to play with what the 1 pick is getting you.
Honestly, even if there is no chance to get Lebron...I do that deal. Parker/Wiggins are so over-rated right now.
DMAVS41
06-24-2014, 05:11 PM
Hell no. They need a small forward and in this draft the top two players happen to be small forwards (though I see Wiggins as a 2).
You take the man at the top of your board, period. Don't want to be stuck with Exum and some mediocre late lottery player with a logjam at the guard position while the Magic have a perennial all star.
I was talking about it in the sense of pursuing Lebron...so the SF need is irrelevant.
But I still do that deal regardless.
I really think people going this hard after Parker/Wiggins are going to be in for a huge disappointment. Of course, knowing the cavs they will **** up picks 4 and 12...so maybe they shouldn't do given their history of missing on picks.
But damn...that is a nice offer...you could get Afflalo, Embid, and a solid player at 12...I just don't see how you pass on that for Parker/Wiggins. But I rate them way lower than most I guess.
russwest0
06-24-2014, 05:21 PM
lmao if you're cleveland you let go of lebron and move on. it'd be stupid as hell to **** up your draft just to try and lure lebron only for him to not even consider it.
that ship sailed after dan gilbert wrote that pissy letter and then cleveland re hired mike brown :lol
Nope, not happening? Why would Lebron want to go there? There are no proven super stars there. Kyrie is the closest to one, but he's not a good match with Lebron
BasedTom
06-24-2014, 05:31 PM
Absolutely not.
2. Cleveland is actually an incredible sports town. I'm pretty sure there's no other city even close to as small as Cleveland that have teams in all three major American sports.
Look, you're one of the better people here on ISH but I have to ask if you seriously believe that. Winning isn't everything in sports, but Christ, Cleveland has been in a bad drought. And the future is not exactly looking too bright, at least from an outsider's perspective.
And why conveniently leave hockey off the list? It's a major sport.
RedBlackAttack
06-24-2014, 05:35 PM
Why? If you are going after Lebron...I don't see how he's coming over to play with what the 1 pick is getting you.
Honestly, even if there is no chance to get Lebron...I do that deal. Parker/Wiggins are so over-rated right now.
You know my feelings on LeBron, so you're barking up the wrong tree with that stuff.
I look at it like this... there are three top players in this draft, all of which play a position of a need for the Cavs (Parker, Wiggins, Embiid). Moving down to 4 would likely cost us a chance at drafting one of those guys and I honestly do not see another player in the Top 10 that makes any sense on this roster.
The only way it would make any sense is if the Cavs still want Embiid, but not at No. 1, but that's not a trade you make before the draft... that's a trade you make after the first three picks have been made and you know he's still on the board.
Quality > Quantity in the NBA. You can throw a bunch of pretty good pieces out the window for one guy that can turn your franchise's fortune around and not think twice about it. Missing out on the top three guys to pick up Afflalo and #12 would be a horrible idea, imo... whether James comes back or not.
RedBlackAttack
06-24-2014, 05:38 PM
Look, you're one of the better people here on ISH but I have to ask if you seriously believe that. Winning isn't everything in sports, but Christ, Cleveland has been in a bad drought. And the future is not exactly looking too bright, at least from an outsider's perspective.
And why conveniently leave hockey off the list? It's a major sport.
The three major sports in America are football, baseball and basketball in that order. There's no "convenient" leaving off of hockey. It's not close to as popular in the US as the other three. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. Look at television ratings if you don't believe me.
Is hockey even broadcast on a major network any more? Don't you have to have a special version of NBC to even watch the playoffs?
And, championship droughts have nothing to do with how good a sports city is. Fans have no control over the fortunes of their professional sports franchises. All they can do is be fans... and Cleveland does that well.
russwest0
06-24-2014, 05:40 PM
People just don't realize what appear to be small differences from prospect to prospect right now will end up being much bigger gaps in the NBA.
The best player from this draft will likely have much more value than the 4th best player from this draft. Thats just usually how it works.
BigMacAttack
06-24-2014, 06:54 PM
People just don't realize what appear to be small differences from prospect to prospect right now will end up being much bigger gaps in the NBA.
The best player from this draft will likely have much more value than the 4th best player from this draft. Thats just usually how it works.
How likely is it that the best player will go first? And even still Afflalo + two highish draft picks might give you a lot more value then the best player in this draft.
CavaliersFTW
07-06-2014, 02:34 PM
http://www.comedyquotes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/smug-david-brent-o.gif
Hey Yo
07-06-2014, 02:41 PM
LOL @ this:
The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.
BrownEye007
07-06-2014, 04:33 PM
I was talking about it in the sense of pursuing Lebron...so the SF need is irrelevant.
But I still do that deal regardless.
I really think people going this hard after Parker/Wiggins are going to be in for a huge disappointment. Of course, knowing the cavs they will **** up picks 4 and 12...so maybe they shouldn't do given their history of missing on picks.
But damn...that is a nice offer...you could get Afflalo, Embid, and a solid player at 12...I just don't see how you pass on that for Parker/Wiggins. But I rate them way lower than most I guess.
:biggums:
Nowitness
07-06-2014, 04:43 PM
LeBron is going to Seattle
DukeDelonte13
07-06-2014, 06:47 PM
supposedly decision is coming tuesday.
HomieWeMajor
07-06-2014, 06:50 PM
it's gonna be laff when Lebron , D Wade and Bosh all resign with the Heat.
Purch
07-07-2014, 12:40 AM
:bowdown:
Smook A.
07-07-2014, 05:21 AM
We'll find out soon...
Very soon.
ZaaaaaH
07-07-2014, 05:23 AM
I made the decision. I am the King and the Chosen One. Only other person who can make the decision is GOD himself.
Witness !!!
Smook A.
07-07-2014, 05:25 AM
If LeBron goes back to Cleveland, CavaliersFTW should win some kind of award on national television.
ZaaaaaH
07-07-2014, 05:35 AM
I will Send him a Good Job, Good Effort letter
Shade8780
07-07-2014, 06:59 AM
OP, what does my future look like?
yeaaaman
07-07-2014, 07:32 AM
If LeBron goes back to Cleveland, CavaliersFTW should win some kind of award on national television.
He should get a feature on grantland or something. People need to know about this.
GimmeThat
07-07-2014, 07:46 AM
who has the better ceiling and potential though
Wiggins or Lebron?
JohnFreeman
07-07-2014, 08:00 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Br6yKCMCQAE3-OZ.jpg
GimmeThat
07-07-2014, 08:08 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Br6yKCMCQAE3-OZ.jpg
he does have a habit of commanding players way past their prime for his service though.
Juwan Howard has been released.
VIntageNOvel
07-07-2014, 12:49 PM
negrodamus :bowdown: :bowdown:
RoundMoundOfReb
07-07-2014, 12:50 PM
This is honestly some ATG level shit if he goes back.. :bowdown:
Goldrush25
07-07-2014, 12:51 PM
OP is a gat damn prophet.
chosen_one6
07-07-2014, 01:03 PM
For a second I thought this thread was made a couple of days ago. Wtfffffffff mind blown
CavaliersFTW
07-07-2014, 01:22 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Dp76OmXzO_I/U7rXLTCYN4I/AAAAAAAAFNY/D06CO7cPMtY/s400/emperor.jpg
Meticode
07-07-2014, 01:23 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Dp76OmXzO_I/U7rXLTCYN4I/AAAAAAAAFNY/D06CO7cPMtY/s400/emperor.jpg
:oldlol:
Sakkreth
07-07-2014, 01:23 PM
I believe :bowdown:
Johnny Jones
07-07-2014, 01:41 PM
:applause: :applause: :applause:
OP is a gawd
jongib369
07-07-2014, 02:54 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Dp76OmXzO_I/U7rXLTCYN4I/AAAAAAAAFNY/D06CO7cPMtY/s400/emperor.jpg
LMAO did you make this?
ArbitraryWater
07-07-2014, 02:57 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Dp76OmXzO_I/U7rXLTCYN4I/AAAAAAAAFNY/D06CO7cPMtY/s400/emperor.jpg
:roll: :roll:
fragokota
07-07-2014, 03:00 PM
Damn OP, the guy will look beyond the obvious till he digs up the truth :bowdown:
CavaliersFTW
07-07-2014, 11:02 PM
Gilbert tweet to Riley:
"I'm afraid the Cavs front office will be quite operational when your friend arrives"
Rodmantheman
07-07-2014, 11:07 PM
Gilbert tweet to Riley:
"I'm afraid the Cavs front office will be quite operational when your friend arrives"
what does that mean?
CavaliersFTW
07-07-2014, 11:10 PM
what does that mean?
http://youtu.be/zGwDwx10wB4
jongib369
07-08-2014, 11:13 AM
http://youtu.be/zGwDwx10wB4
http://i.imgur.com/ondIk8H.gif
SexSymbol
07-08-2014, 11:22 AM
Do you take requests on those crazy fan fiction sex stories?
CavaliersFTW
07-09-2014, 01:37 PM
..
http://media.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif
riseagainst
07-09-2014, 01:38 PM
..
http://media.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif
:applause:
genius plan
AnaheimLakers24
07-09-2014, 01:41 PM
I wonder if fgts in cryami are lining up outside of footlocker an champs to exchange their jerseys sonce they cant unburn them
KBaller33
07-09-2014, 01:43 PM
who has the better ceiling and potential though
Wiggins or Lebron?
You mean when both were rookies or now? I don't think Wiggins can be as good as an offensive player as Bron but he can be just as good defensively. But he's not a sure thing by any means. If trading Wiggins for Love guarantees LeBron for the Cavs I would do that on a heartbeat.
aj1987
07-09-2014, 04:42 PM
OP... :applause:
Wilt is the GOAT.
Living Being
07-09-2014, 05:07 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsH2wqBCMAADTMX.jpg
Cleveland fans....lmao
CavaliersFTW
07-09-2014, 05:11 PM
http://notsportscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Dan-Gilbert-new-letter-to-LeBron-James.jpeg
KobesFinger
07-09-2014, 05:12 PM
Where are his lips?
Hands of Iron
07-09-2014, 05:12 PM
Gilbert tweet to Riley:
"I'm afraid the Cavs front office will be quite operational when your friend arrives"
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
I'm dead
KyleKong
07-09-2014, 05:14 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsH2wqBCMAADTMX.jpg
Cleveland fans....lmao
:lol
CavaliersFTW
07-09-2014, 05:20 PM
http://youtu.be/SHqBPw5HYDU?t=22s
CavaliersFTW
07-11-2014, 12:34 PM
http://www.smithandwessonforums.com/forum/attachments/revolver-forum/22421d1378382875-i-have-urge-see-some-3-inchers-take_a_bow-1287.gif
Orlando Magic
07-11-2014, 12:34 PM
hahaha
AnaheimLakers24
07-11-2014, 12:36 PM
goat thread
RoundMoundOfReb
07-11-2014, 12:36 PM
dat GOAT :bowdown:
fpliii
07-11-2014, 12:37 PM
http://www.smithandwessonforums.com/forum/attachments/revolver-forum/22421d1378382875-i-have-urge-see-some-3-inchers-take_a_bow-1287.gif
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: grats bro
Droid101
07-11-2014, 12:37 PM
:bowdown:
Heavincent
07-11-2014, 12:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5Ozng_PFM
Im Still Ballin
07-11-2014, 12:38 PM
Negged OP for giving out spoilers. Bro. Some of us haven't seen the movie yet.
LBJFTW
07-11-2014, 12:38 PM
Get on your knees and suck Droid's **** you ******s!!!
Velocirap31
07-11-2014, 12:39 PM
OP, you saw this coming before many others did. Props.
Droid101
07-11-2014, 12:40 PM
Get on your knees and suck Droid's **** you ******s!!!
:roll:
Jon_Koncak
07-11-2014, 12:41 PM
Greatest thread in the history of internet.Seriously.Well done
Wally450
07-11-2014, 12:48 PM
I'm putting this thread on all social media sites for everyone to see. Absolute perfect thread.
duskovujosevic
07-11-2014, 12:50 PM
epic shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, cavaliersftw PROPHET
Chizdog
07-11-2014, 12:50 PM
Repped
Shade8780
07-11-2014, 12:50 PM
What a ****ing genius :applause:
b1imtf
07-11-2014, 12:50 PM
Holy ****.
duskovujosevic
07-11-2014, 12:51 PM
Make This Thread Sticky
Thorn
07-11-2014, 12:52 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Nostradamus over here
Smook A.
07-11-2014, 12:52 PM
The Greatest Thread of All Time
CavaliersFTW :applause:
duskovujosevic
07-11-2014, 12:53 PM
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/dan-gilbertjpg-c6f8f52058834b8d_large.jpg
Trollsmasher
07-11-2014, 12:56 PM
Cavs:bowdown:
Mr Exlax
07-11-2014, 12:58 PM
Man I had to share this on my FB page smh.
duskovujosevic
07-11-2014, 12:59 PM
:applause:
Charger
07-11-2014, 01:02 PM
Lol at u guys believing this. It was obvious he was returning.
And also that dan Gilbert would tank just like all other weak teams In order to get a good pick.
Lol
no pun intended
07-11-2014, 01:10 PM
The Prodigal Son Returns!!!!
:lebronamazed:
Gave away their King for 4 years to get 3 consecutive #1 picks.
Let Miami enjoy two asterisk *championships*.
EVIL GENIUS!!!!
Chizdog
07-11-2014, 01:14 PM
Lol at u guys believing this. It was obvious he was returning.
And also that dan Gilbert would tank just like all other weak teams In order to get a good pick.
Lol
STFU *** He posted this in early 2012.
CavaliersFTW
07-11-2014, 01:16 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/iiQpZHhFQec/maxresdefault.jpg
aj1987
07-11-2014, 01:33 PM
It was Celtic fans burning the LeBron jersey. BasedTom posted the video in another thread.
CavaliersFTW
07-11-2014, 01:37 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsR8iZkCIAAcvHz.jpg
no need to be upset brah, i warned u well in advance
Congrats Cavs fans, I'm happy for you guys. I'll always be a LeBron stan, so I'll still root for him on an individual basis, but I might have to become a real Heat fan now since I'm used to rooting for them lol.
aj1987
07-11-2014, 01:40 PM
no need to be upset brah, i warned u well in advance
Not upset at all. This is probably the GOAT thread on ISH and gave you props earlier.
Wow, whoever wrote that is without a doubt the modern day Nostradamus! :bowdown:
Solefade
07-11-2014, 02:33 PM
came in here to give props
What if Dan Gilbert tricked us all?
Now before you go off saying
This thread is amazing. Props to the author. Well analyzed!
JUDGE WITNESS
07-11-2014, 03:02 PM
looks like im gonna have to start believing your wilt claims :bowdown:
I<3NBA
07-11-2014, 03:18 PM
when this was posted, pretty much everyone clowned on OP (myself included) and called him a jilted gf that's been unhinged by Lebron leaving :lol
HomieWeMajor
07-11-2014, 03:25 PM
Told y'all
NBA more fixed than WWE
Rodmantheman
07-11-2014, 05:37 PM
Told y'all
NBA more fixed than WWE
back to back number 1 picks.
IllegalD
07-11-2014, 05:45 PM
Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...
In the meantime, as it stands, Lebron is continuing to poison Miami's well until this re-signing with Cleveland - and this is to Stave off a dramatic backlash from the city of Miami. He wants them to hate him so that he can make another "Decision".
...When Lebron signs with Cleveland you will suddenly see him cure that fabricated choke problem.
Everyone so quick to jump on your d*ck but there is a huge hole in your "prediction". LeBron didn't "continue his choking ways" in fact he was super clutch and won 2 rings. So, how about that...? :confusedshrug:
TheMan
07-11-2014, 06:28 PM
looks like im gonna have to start believing your wilt claims :bowdown:
CavsFTW is the Wilt of ISH:bowdown: :bowdown:
When I first started reading, I was thinking it was written in the past weeks. I was floored when I saw it was written in 2012 :eek:
MannyO
07-11-2014, 09:16 PM
Props man. Props. I read this when you first posted it and thought it was a great fairytale story but now look. Congrats OP. You the real MVP:applause:
HomieWeMajor
07-11-2014, 09:23 PM
I will never make fun of Wilt Chamberlain again !
houston
07-11-2014, 09:44 PM
crazy world
Rake2204
07-11-2014, 11:22 PM
This thread was honestly one of my first thoughts when I heard the news. Awesome.
Number24
07-11-2014, 11:44 PM
http://www.smithandwessonforums.com/forum/attachments/revolver-forum/22421d1378382875-i-have-urge-see-some-3-inchers-take_a_bow-1287.gif
:applause: :applause: :applause:
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