Things you do to impress women

[Tarik One]

Regardless of how much we mature in terms of our approach towards women, we still do things to catch their eye, whether you want to admit it or not. Things like sucking in your gut or buying 22 inch rims which cost more than the used car itself.

Sometimes when I'm out jogging i would get fatigued after a while and start to slouch over and breathe heavily. But as soon as i would see some females approaching from the opposite direction, i would immediately straighten my posture, play it off and say "how ya doing ladies".........then slouch back over when they are out of sight, Lol

[Flagrant 2]

pull out my c0ck

[iDefend5]

pull out my c0ck

[RandyOrton]

pull out my c0ck

[LABean]

pull out my c0ck

[SuperPippen]

pull out my c*nt

Fixed.

[Turkododo]

i'd touch her clothing while remarking on how nice the fabric feels. i'd say something like "nice dress" and touch it. i have found the upper arm is the best place for this act.

if done right it can arouse a lot of attraction in her to the extent of charging her with sexual desire.

[LABean]

Fixed.
:lol :lol


:cheers:

[iDefend5]

i'd touch her tits while remarking on how nice they feel. i'd say something like "nice tits" and touch 'em. i have found the upper thorax is the best place for this act.

if done right it can arouse a lot of attraction in her to the extent of charging her with sexual desire.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[UtahJazzFan88]

pull out my c0ck

This.

+ draining threes while they walk by the side of the court at the gym while playing basketball.

[Turkododo]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.

[iDefend5]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.
:facepalm

[Turkododo]

:facepalm

laugh bro, laugh, but i have done just that successfully with results.

[RandyOrton]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.
:facepalm

[ace23]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Turkododo]

you have to be creative but not too flowery, otherwise you might end up in the "friends zone" with her. you have to make subtle moves to make it known you are interested.

[iDefend5]

laugh bro, laugh, but i have done just that successfully with results.
Pics or didn't happen

[Turkododo]

i'm just commenting on my techniques. i didn't say i was always hundred percent successful and that i was able to get with hot chicks.

[iDefend5]

i'm just commenting on my techniques. i didn't say i was always hundred percent successful and able to get with hot chicks.
Translation: It doesn't work or I never tried it.

[Turkododo]

Translation: It doesn't work or I never tried it.

i have tried many things man. lol, i have nothing to lose. if she looks uncomfortable, i messed up and life goes on.

[SuperPippen]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.

Hell yes. Don't know why everyone is disparaging you for this.

Any subtle yet slightly intimate physical contact like that, especially if it shows off your masculinity in an appealing way, can be a ticket straight into woman's pants.

I've gotten results from shit like this, too.

[L.Kizzle]

Hey baby, I have large hands!! Gets them everytime.

[Patrick Chewing]

I pull off my shirt and show her my back hair

[iDefend5]

I pull off my shirt and show her my back hair
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[Turkododo]

Any subtle yet slightly intimate physical contact like that, especially if it shows off your masculinity in an appealing way, can be a ticket straight into woman's pants..

yeah, subtle contact can lead to a high sexual charge inside her to the point where she is craving for your physical closeness.

[Patrick Chewing]

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Woah! That guy is creepy!

[iDefend5]

This Turkododo guy in this thread is sounding like the guy who said he can take on a Silverback gorilla by himself.

[RoseCity07]

Put my c*ck in their mouth mid sentence. B*tches love that.

[SuperPippen]

Hey baby, I have large hands!! Gets them everytime.

You know what they say about guy's with big hands......

[Turkododo]

i'm just telling you guys how i try to impress women.

if she is touching me a lot for one reason or the other then i know that she is feeling the heat.

i'd go on and touch her cheek on the pretext of removing a speck of something. she wouldn't know if there was a speck in the first place, as long as you do it right.

[L.Kizzle]

Real talk, tell them you're a singer. You know how many chicks I got from saying this. I got a broad this past Tuesday. Its like they get real excited when someone says that.

[DonDadda59]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dZE33o951kY/TDkVBMcCV9I/AAAAAAAAALI/j9tJgcAAAXQ/s1600/elliot.jpg

"I better use my strong hand"

[Turkododo]

you guys are so childish man. i have big hands, so i use them to my advantage and try to be creative and cute. it works. be romantic, but not over the top. that's what i do to impress a girl. isn't that the topic of the thread? your can be very comforting to a girl if done right.

[SuperPippen]

Get veiny arms. Bitches dig the veiny arms, no joke. I hear it reminds them of c0ck.

One time, I was conversing with this one girl at a party, when another girl randomly came up behind me and started sucking on my elbow. Needless to say, a couple of hours later, she was back in my bedroom smothering the **** out of my dick with her cooch.

[Turkododo]

this thread is dumb. you guys are joking around like little kids and attacking each other. i thought i would read insight on how you impress your women. i'm out.

[BallsOut]

I draw Paris on my walls and buy flowers and have someone deliver them to them in class.

[L.Kizzle]

this thread is dumb. you guys are joking around like little kids and attacking each other. i thought i would read insight on how you impress your women. i'm out.
How often do you take care of your large hands? Once a week, every two weeks?

[BrooklynZoo]

you guys are so childish man. i have big hands, so i use them to my advantage and try to be creative and cute. it works. be romantic, but not over the top. that's what i do to impress a girl. isn't that the topic of the thread? your can be very comforting to a girl if done right.

lol i dont see anything wrong with what u posted, half these dudes prob never got a girl. physical contact is always a good way of gettin close

[Turkododo]

my hands are not the point. it's just eventually you will have to break the touch barrier to impress a girl. you have to do something creative that others don't usually do. that's all.

i'm just a tall guy.

[L.Kizzle]

Gonna scour this thread in hopes of picking up some tips. I know ISH is full of mack daddies.
This nigha said mack daddy. Who are you Kris Kross?

[PullupJay]

my hands are not the point. it's just eventually you will have to break the touch barrier to impress a girl. you have to do something creative that others don't usually do. that's all.

i'm just a tall guy.
I can relate to what you are saying.... comparing hands is a great way to break the touching barrier.. have you ever tried comparing c0cks with a girl? Dude its so awesome jk jk

[L.Kizzle]

Women are not impressed by me.
Is it because you have a slim jim ... oh snap.

[LA_Showtime]

I don't see how showing off your hands impresses women...

The only thing I do to attract girls is work out. I'd be a fat, fetid slob if women didn't exist.

Since we're talking about bar game... I never buy girls drinks, and I rarely if ever throw out complements. It's not what you say or do, but what you hold back. Women are ****ed up. Ignore 'em, tell 'em what to do, etc... they'll be all over you.

[macmac]

I bring a basketball on my dates, so I can show her how I palm a ball. Then, for my next trick, I try wearing her gloves, but obviously they'll never fit my monstrous man hands. "If the glove doesn't fit, you must suck d*ck" i explain, then we both share a laugh. Finally, I tell her if her hand is larger than her face she has cancer, and when she tries it out and puts it in front of her face, i smack her hand right into her face and laugh at her.

I have to hand it to you, women love a handy man, that's how you get hand dome. I never need a hand with women. They're so easy to handle. These tricks go hand in hand with a more hands on approach. Hand me a chick, and i will have her eating from the palm of my hand.

[Jello]

I bring a basketball on my dates, so I can show her how I palm a ball. Then, for my next trick, I try wearing her gloves, but obviously they'll never fit my monstrous man hands. "If the glove doesn't fit, you must suck d*ck" i explain, then we both share a laugh. Finally, I tell her if her hand is larger than her face she has cancer, and when she tries it out and puts it in front of her face, i smack her hand right into her face and laugh at her.

I have to hand it to you, women love a handy man, that's how you get hand dome. I never need a hand with women. They're so easy to handle. These tricks go hand in hand with a more hands on approach. Hand me a chick, and i will have her eating from the palm of my hand.
:coleman:

[Balla_Status]

i have big hands. if you have big hands, you can try this. i comment on how small her hands look, ask her to place it on my hand to compare. i'd proceed and say something like "you got small hands." don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. afterwards, girls usually follow up on it. once she places her hand on yours, just laugh and leave it at that. again, don't prolong the touch for more than two seconds. if done right this is highly sexual and you might get laid later on.

Sounds like a real cheesedick thing to do but some women will be receptive to it and some will not...I've been laughed at for the way I talk to women and what I say but it's worked (not all the time).

The AVERAGE woman in the bar will be receptive to dumb shit. As long as you're direct and have confidence, you can say anything and they'll eat it up.

And most importantly, have fun. Some dudes just can't wrap their heads around that.

[Balla_Status]

you guys are so childish man. i have big hands, so i use them to my advantage and try to be creative and cute. it works. be romantic, but not over the top. that's what i do to impress a girl. isn't that the topic of the thread? your can be very comforting to a girl if done right.

Not what you're saying doesn't work but this isn't a "how to hit on women" thread. It's a "what you do to impress women" thread.

Not necessarily the same thing.

[IcanzIIravor]

Make them laugh and you have a chance.

[blablabla]

i'm just telling you guys how i try to impress women.

if she is touching me a lot for one reason or the other then i know that she is feeling the heat.

i'd go on and touch her cheek on the pretext of removing a speck of something. she wouldn't know if there was a speck in the first place, as long as you do it right.
hey man can you please post a pic of your hands i just want to compare

[rodman91]

Rock out with your **** out.

[HylianNightmare]

entertain them

[imdaman99]

pull out my gl0ck

[PullupJay]

Pull out my cl0ck... they love knowing the time

[Saintsfan1992]

I don't impress them, its the other way around.

[B]

Lick your eye brows, works everytime

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

i never try to directly impress them but i'll make hints at things.

i think everybody whos successful knows how to do this. lol like i could picture macmac having platonic conversation with a hawtie and he politely offers lets head over to have some street food and she says ok (lol is this guy poor?) BAM what vehicle do we have here.

[mlh1981]

Analyze fantasy baseball statistics.

[Rake2204]

Regardless of how much we mature in terms of our approach towards women, we still do things to catch their eye, whether you want to admit it or not. Things like sucking in your gut or buying 22 inch rims which cost more than the used car itself.

Sometimes when I'm out jogging i would get fatigued after a while and start to slouch over and breathe heavily. But as soon as i would see some females approaching from the opposite direction, i would immediately straighten my posture, play it off and say "how ya doing ladies".........then slouch back over when they are out of sight, Lol
It does seem this thread sort of took a turn for "How do you pick-up ladies?" but I think I know what you're getting at, and I'm guilty as charged. Most of the subconscious things I do to try to make myself seem impressive are usually borderline retarded and more-than-likely completely worthless in the scheme of things.

For instance, I'm pretty sure no girl has ever actually cared about what someone can do on the basketball court, but if one's watching that I like, I suddenly begin crashing the offensive boards on every single play, trying to tip-dunk over 18 people. I'm also more likely to run myself to exhaustion in this scenario.

Another thing, I tend to pay particularly close attention to my posture when around someone I dig. I know there's more, but I cannot think of them right now.

[blablabla]

back in the day "i have full green bars on ish" always worked out but now i have to think of something else

[GOBB]

i never try to directly impress them but i'll make hints at things.

i think everybody whos successful knows how to do this. lol like i could picture macmac having platonic conversation with a hawtie and he politely offers lets head over to have some street food and she says ok (lol is this guy poor?) BAM what vehicle do we have here.

I'd pay to see a video of you trying to impress a chick. Hidden camera type.

[MJ(Mean John)]

i'd touch her clothing while remarking on how nice the fabric feels. i'd say something like "nice dress" and touch it. i have found the upper arm is the best place for this act.

if done right it can arouse a lot of attraction in her to the extent of charging her with sexual desire.


Haha yeah my boy I feel you on that 1!

[B-Easy8]

It does seem this thread sort of took a turn for "How do you pick-up ladies?" but I think I know what you're getting at, and I'm guilty as charged. Most of the subconscious things I do to try to make myself seem impressive are usually borderline retarded and more-than-likely completely worthless in the scheme of things.

For instance, I'm pretty sure no girl has ever actually cared about what someone can do on the basketball court, but if one's watching that I like, I suddenly begin crashing the offensive boards on every single play, trying to tip-dunk over 18 people. I'm also more likely to run myself to exhaustion in this scenario.

Another thing, I tend to pay particularly close attention to my posture when around someone I dig. I know there's more, but I cannot think of them right now.

I always used to try this in high school and your right, they don't care at all.

For me it's mainly posture, wearing good clothes and doing my hair right. My confidence skyrockets if all of these are done.

[sundizz]

I always used to try this in high school and your right, they don't care at all.

For me it's mainly posture, wearing good clothes and doing my hair right. My confidence skyrockets if all of these are done.

Ye...ahhha they seriously don't care lol. I am out there doing fadeaways, grabbing rebounds over people, doing stepback threes and shawty be checking her phone for status updates about the new purse coming out. It's mad frustrating haha.

[SilkyJohnson]

As someone who has never had a women, can I just say right off the bat that this thread has been an education. There's just something I'm not sure of with one of the techniques mentioned. When grabbing a girl's clothing in an attempt at complimenting her on the fine fabrics she is sporting, how hard is enough? Because I remember watching Of Mice & Men and I distinctly remember the mentally challenged one doing something similar which resulted in her suffocation and him being chased out of town and being shot in the head.

[glidedrxlr22]

http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/iphone-in-megahuge-hands.jpg

[Velocirap31]

As someone who has never had a women, can I just say right off the bat that this thread has been an education. There's just something I'm not sure of with one of the techniques mentioned. When grabbing a girl's clothing in an attempt at complimenting her on the fine fabrics she is sporting, how hard is enough? Because I remember watching Of Mice & Men and I distinctly remember the mentally challenged one doing something similar which resulted in her suffocation and him being chased out of town and being shot in the head.

:lol

[Rake2204]

As someone who has never had a women, can I just say right off the bat that this thread has been an education. There's just something I'm not sure of with one of the techniques mentioned. When grabbing a girl's clothing in an attempt at complimenting her on the fine fabrics she is sporting, how hard is enough? Because I remember watching Of Mice & Men and I distinctly remember the mentally challenged one doing something similar which resulted in her suffocation and him being chased out of town and being shot in the head.
I'd say one less than that.

[Dolphin]

mazturbate enough so that there's discoloring on the head of the pen!s (go for a nice mud green hue with some purple accents). Whip out pen!s at any social gathering and watch as girls stare with lust as though you were a peacock spreading his tail.

"Oh my, what beautiful coloration you have!"

[rodman91]

do the helicopter dick.

[rodman91]

As someone who has never had a women, can I just say right off the bat that this thread has been an education. There's just something I'm not sure of with one of the techniques mentioned. When grabbing a girl's clothing in an attempt at complimenting her on the fine fabrics she is sporting, how hard is enough? Because I remember watching Of Mice & Men and I distinctly remember the mentally challenged one doing something similar which resulted in her suffocation and him being chased out of town and being shot in the head.

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :roll:

[RaininTwos]

silky johnson and turkododo mvp's of this thread. so many lame replies to sort through, yes, we get it, you guys are exhibitionists. go somewhere with that.