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therammingman
03-22-2012, 04:35 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/28607/lakers-players-react-to-fisher-in-a-thunder-uniform

“Look, we don’t get five championships by being sympathetic towards each other and kissing each other's a-- during the game,” Bryant said Wednesday when asked about the Lakers’ upcoming game against the Thunder next week. “I’m going to demolish him. He understands that. If he switches off on me in the post, there’s going to be problems. I’m sure he’ll put an elbow right in my back, and that’s why we love each other.”

Heavincent
03-22-2012, 04:36 PM
He's one cold-blooded son of a bitch :oldlol:

DirtySanchez
03-22-2012, 04:36 PM
Love it!!!

How basketball should be played.

Not this girly I want to play with my friends LeBron Wade crap!!!

For_Three
03-22-2012, 04:36 PM
God, I fu cking love it!! Get after it!

rwfletch22
03-22-2012, 04:38 PM
:applause: :applause: :lebron:

BlackVVaves
03-22-2012, 04:41 PM
He's not going to go easy on Fisher if the end up going one on one, and he doesn't expect Fisher to either. They won championships by playing hard regardless of the men on the other side. If either wants their 6th, he must continue that trend.

So what exactly is the issue? Maybe Kobe should have said "Yea, I'll most likely just pass the ball to Barnes if Fisher is covering me. I can't even think about trying to score over him man."

:oldlol:

christian1923
03-22-2012, 04:44 PM
Da gawd kobe is so real :bowdown:

SwooshReturns
03-22-2012, 04:45 PM
That kind of intensity and competitive fire is what gets me hard

:(

KOBEtherealKing
03-22-2012, 04:46 PM
Just watch out for fish flopping.

pegasus
03-22-2012, 04:47 PM
:applause:

That's the right attitude. Not that Fisher is in his league or anything, but still.

Noob Saibot
03-22-2012, 04:51 PM
cant stand scrub Fisher, but he should get the game winning shot against the Lakers and blow a kiss to Kobe afterwards when it goes in.

Killbot
03-22-2012, 04:56 PM
Well this certainly is going to be interesting.

KeyNote
03-22-2012, 04:58 PM
Fisher guarding Kobe on the block :kobe:

RaininTwos
03-22-2012, 05:04 PM
I am gonna miss Kobe so much.

04mzwach
03-22-2012, 05:07 PM
:crazysam: Fisher wants that defensive assignment. Don't be fooled. Fisher will ask for it. Fisher has been wanting to shut down Kobe for too long now. It is time.

Kews1
03-22-2012, 05:08 PM
[QUOTE=therammingman]http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/28607/lakers-players-react-to-fisher-in-a-thunder-uniform

that

HorryIsMyMVP
03-22-2012, 05:09 PM
Sad that fisher has more of a chance to tie Jordan then Kobe does, lol.

Mr. Jabbar
03-22-2012, 05:12 PM
da las real nikka

SwayDizzle
03-22-2012, 05:12 PM
That kind of intensity and competitive fire is what gets me hard

:(
:lol :lol :lol sad face cracked me up

Haymaker
03-22-2012, 05:13 PM
Why is everybody making a big deal out of this? :confusedshrug:

Kingwillball
03-22-2012, 05:14 PM
Lebron needs to take a little of Kobe's Attitude.. The only part of his game I respect more than Lebron's..

dunksby
03-22-2012, 05:14 PM
Fisher>Kobe :lol

SwooshReturns
03-22-2012, 05:22 PM
Fisher has been wanting to shut down Kobe for too long now. It is time.
He used to do it during the game, when on the same team as him ... haha

By looking Kobe off on numerous occassions in favor of his busted jumper that hasn't been right since 2008.

Droid101
03-22-2012, 05:24 PM
Why is everybody making a big deal out of this? :confusedshrug:
Oh, we're sorry. Our players actually do and say interesting things, as opposed to boring Spurs players (except that time Manu hit the bat).

BlueandGold
03-22-2012, 05:25 PM
He used to do it during the game, when on the same team as him ... haha

By looking Kobe off on numerous occassions in favor of his busted jumper that hasn't been right since 2008.
In all fairness Fisher would do this when Kobe was volume shooting for the night and missing badly, or if he felt like the team needed something else than just spread the floor and watch Kobe.

SwooshReturns
03-22-2012, 05:26 PM
In all fairness Fisher would do this when Kobe was volume shooting for the night and missing badly, or if he felt like the team needed something else than just spread the floor and watch Kobe.
True ... he would at times stand up to Kobe. If only he had talent for Kobe to take heed.

Whoah10115
03-22-2012, 05:29 PM
The "last real" and "nikka" in the same sentence.



That's one stupid ass word.





But I love that that's why they love each other.

jb220
03-22-2012, 05:37 PM
Kobe should slap that n1ggas daughter

AAckley1
03-22-2012, 05:41 PM
That sounds oddly similar to someone's HoF speech...I can't remember his name, but I heard his shoes sell well.

bigt
03-22-2012, 05:42 PM
:crazysam: Fisher wants that defensive assignment. Don't be fooled. Fisher will ask for it. Fisher has been wanting to shut down Kobe for too long now. It is time.

There's no way Fish could shut Kobe down, let's be real. Kobe's more likely to shut himself down than Fish

Haymaker
03-22-2012, 06:00 PM
Oh, we're sorry. Our players actually do and say interesting things, as opposed to boring Spurs players (except that time Manu hit the bat).

Nobody can catch a bat like Manu does :rockon:

White Mamba
03-22-2012, 06:06 PM
Nobody can catch a bat like Manu does :rockon::roll: :applause:

rodman91
03-22-2012, 06:37 PM
So he wants Fisher's elbow in his back and that's why they loved eachother. Not that anything wrong with that.

lakerfreak
03-22-2012, 06:52 PM
If every point guard in the league, superstar AND scrub, can demolish Fisher, Kobe will make him retire.

04mzwach
03-22-2012, 07:24 PM
There's no way Fish could shut Kobe down, let's be real. Kobe's more likely to shut himself down than Fish
Put your mouse over Sam Jackson and see what it says.

stallionaire
03-22-2012, 07:26 PM
Why is everybody making a big deal out of this? :confusedshrug:

Kobe stans think this is a significant quote.

04mzwach
03-22-2012, 07:29 PM
Kobe stans think this is a significant quote.
They hold Fisher dear to their hearts, but they want to see Kobe crush him because of the great competitive nature they see in him. They love Kobe more than Fisher and have been hoping he got traded for a long time. Kobe love is at a peak when he goes from shooting 20-30% for several games and then puts out an above 50% shooting performance.

04mzwach
03-22-2012, 07:31 PM
Kobe is mythology coming to life for Laker fans. They're all huge mythology nerds. Legend has it that Kobe will retire in their dreams so they can jerk off to it in their sleep. This is all Laker fan speculation though.

LA_Showtime
03-22-2012, 07:35 PM
I don't have a problem with this. Everyone demolishes Fisher. :oldlol:

kumquat
03-22-2012, 07:40 PM
3/20 Book it.

markymark
03-23-2012, 05:39 AM
I don't have a problem with this. Everyone demolishes Fisher. :oldlol:

Exactly. Even Jose Calderon can drop 30 on him...

GOBB_Junior
03-23-2012, 05:41 AM
Solomon Mercado owned Fisher.

MJ(Mean John)
03-23-2012, 05:42 AM
everyone Demolishes Fisher...




:kobe: :kobe:

IamRAMBO24
03-23-2012, 05:46 AM
[QUOTE=therammingman]http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/28607/lakers-players-react-to-fisher-in-a-thunder-uniform

LakersReign
03-23-2012, 06:32 AM
Kobe is mythology coming to life for Laker fans. They're all huge mythology nerds. Legend has it that Kobe will retire in their dreams so they can jerk off to it in their sleep. This is all Laker fan speculation though.

Just gotta love it how people with obviously nothing better to do. Come on here spouting their delusional hot garbage that applies more to Lebronytes than it can EVER apply to Laker/Kobe fans. HOPING people believe them and take them seriously:sleeping

You do realize that there are some Laker/Kobe fans who've been watching the NBA for more than the last 8 or 9 years.....right?!

OOPS!!!!:facepalm

bwink23
03-23-2012, 06:38 AM
They hold Fisher dear to their hearts, but they want to see Kobe crush him because of the great competitive nature they see in him. They love Kobe more than Fisher and have been hoping he got traded for a long time. Kobe love is at a peak when he goes from shooting 20-30% for several games and then puts out an above 50% shooting performance.



Damn, i thought i was the only one that noticed that......:lol

that happens even in games.....miss a few, then hit a shot, it's back to Gawdbe in the blink of an eye.

I<3NBA
03-23-2012, 06:56 AM
what a fake tough guy. ofc you're going to demolish the worst PG in the NBA right now. :facepalm say that to Rose or Westbrook, not to Fisher.

PyrrhusX
03-23-2012, 07:06 AM
lol, dont think thunder would be thick enough to gaurd kobe with fisher.

CeltsGarlic
03-23-2012, 07:54 AM
As much I hate Kobe and the Lakers, huge props to him. Trash talking with respect. LOVE IT!

bluechox2
03-23-2012, 08:15 AM
what happens when fisher wins his 6th?

I<3NBA
03-23-2012, 08:16 AM
what happens when fisher wins his 6th?
Kobe cuts his wrist. Lebron goes there and drinks his blood. Lebron wins the next five rings now having warrior's blood in him.

oh the horror
03-23-2012, 08:35 AM
what a fake tough guy. ofc you're going to demolish the worst PG in the NBA right now. :facepalm say that to Rose or Westbrook, not to Fisher.

Bandito
03-23-2012, 08:51 AM
Kobe cuts his wrist. Lebron goes there and drinks his blood. Lebron wins the next five rings now having warrior's blood in him.
Did you said Lebron has wimp blood.

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 09:00 AM
Didn't Kobe knock Gasol to the floor during the Olympics? I get the point he was making, but it was still a dick move.

Anyhow, my prediction is that Kobe will have a season high during this game, but the Lakers will lose when Fish hits a clutch game winner right over Kobe's raised hand.

And really, that's how it should be.

PJR
03-23-2012, 09:06 AM
By demolish, he means shoot 5-28...

Eat Like A Bosh
03-23-2012, 10:00 AM
That's why Kobe is a competitor. If only if LeBron could be more like that...

Cowboy Thunder
03-23-2012, 10:23 AM
Kobe needs to worry about James Harden destroying him again. Or Sefalosha, since he's back now and we beat the Lakers by 20 without him.

Fisher will be dropping dimes on losers like Steve Blake or Metta World Idiot :oldlol:

pauk
03-23-2012, 11:28 AM
yea yea yea we all know you are better kobe... but was it really necessary to say it out like that publicly? totally coldblooded, no humility whatsoever :D

chips93
03-23-2012, 11:31 AM
kobe is way more interesting and funny since he got the divorce

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:42 AM
That's why Kobe is a competitor. If only if LeBron could be more like that...
Dafuq does LeBron have to do with this thread? Kobe stans straight scurred out of LeBron, hilarious.

Tenchi Ryu
03-23-2012, 11:42 AM
yea yea yea we all know you are better kobe... but was it really necessary to say it out like that publicly? totally coldblooded, no humility whatsoever :D
Some superstars who are the so called best players in the NBA could learn a thing or two....fukk all that buddy buddy shit.

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:45 AM
Some superstars who are the so called best players in the NBA could learn a thing or two....fukk all that buddy buddy shit.
http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy213/swoosh0217/U-MAD-WE-STYLIN-1.jpg

AlphaWolf24
03-23-2012, 11:49 AM
http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy213/swoosh0217/U-MAD-WE-STYLIN-1.jpg


Bandwagon fan musta forgot...

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/53/5311/BGSIG00Z/posters/james-glenn-miami-heat-v-dallas-mavericks-jose-juan-barea-lebron-james-and-dwyane-wade.jpg

Tenchi Ryu
03-23-2012, 11:50 AM
http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy213/swoosh0217/U-MAD-WE-STYLIN-1.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qs_1qYoJBEA/TihHSO5p5WI/AAAAAAAABJ8/iZkf1Tty84A/s1600/dwyane-wade-gay-friends-lebron-nba-funny-photos.jpg
http://www.unionversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m08pwgGJbM1qiyyzjo6_r1_500.gif

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:51 AM
Yip yap yap! Arf arf! Woof!
Sup Alphapup? Hungry, eh?
*Gives dog kibble*

There, happy now? :D

chips93
03-23-2012, 11:51 AM
http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy213/swoosh0217/U-MAD-WE-STYLIN-1.jpg

you used to be a good unbiased poster :(

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 11:53 AM
Another thread on Kobe that turns into a Kobe vs. Lebron pissing match.

Are fans of both players really that fvcking insecure?

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:54 AM
you used to be a good unbiased poster :(
I've never been unbiased don't overrate me lol. Thanks tho I'm just messin' around anyways I'm not serious. Busy rocking out to Metallica and trolling ISH=today is a good day :rockon: :pimp:

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:55 AM
Another thread on Kobe that turns into a Kobe vs. Lebron pissing match.

Are fans of both players really that fvcking insecure?
Sorry. Let's change the subject, shall we. Let's talk about the man, the myth, the legend, GAWDmon Sessions! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

24 assist game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCqTOkBYgU


Sesh da Gawd! :bowdown: :bowdown:

JohnnySic
03-23-2012, 11:56 AM
What if Fisher demolishes Kobe? Then what to we do? :confusedshrug:

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 11:57 AM
Sorry. Let's change the subject, shall we. Let's talk about the man, the myth, the legend, GAWDmon Sessions! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

24 assist game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCqTOkBYgU


Sesh da Gawd! :bowdown: :bowdown:

I support this line of thinking and now everytime I see a Lebron/Kobe thread I'm just gonna start trolling that shit with Sessions highlights. :rockon:

AlphaWolf24
03-23-2012, 11:57 AM
Sup Alphapup? Hungry, eh?
*Gives dog kibble*

There, happy now? :D

Like Roses...

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/mariochalmers/bronrose.jpg

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:58 AM
http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/35542235_IaP5QR6I_c.jpg
Aww. So cute.

RRR3
03-23-2012, 11:59 AM
I support this line of thinking and now everytime I see a Lebron/Kobe thread I'm just gonna start trolling that shit with Sessions highlights. :rockon:
Here's a pic of Sesh in college, where he starred at Nevada
http://thesunnews.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ec3769e20120a89ec19a970b-800wi

Rockin' the fro! :rockon:

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:05 PM
I've never been unbiased don't overrate me lol. Thanks tho I'm just messin' around anyways I'm not serious. Busy rocking out to Metallica and trolling ISH=today is a good day :rockon: :pimp:

i guess

i take this place a little to seriously some times

RRR3
03-23-2012, 12:05 PM
i guess

i take this place a little to seriously some times
It's all good bro we need more objective posters like you :cheers:

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:08 PM
razor ramon with dreads :eek:

http://www.chick-fil-aclassic.com/2002/photo/0191_sessions.jpg

Nick Young
03-23-2012, 12:08 PM
GOAT Ruthlessness:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

RRR3
03-23-2012, 12:09 PM
razor ramon with dreads :eek:

http://www.chick-fil-aclassic.com/2002/photo/0191_sessions.jpg
swag:pimp:
Razor Ramon and Super Mario Chalmers earlier this season...the two most swagful point guards in the NBA
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/52/5260/4WLZG00Z/posters/nathaniel-s-butler-miami-heat-v-cleveland-cavaliers-ramon-sessions-and-mario-chalmers.jpg

jlip
03-23-2012, 12:09 PM
Since this has predictably become another gratuitous Kobe vs. Lebron thread, I guess I might as well indulge. Give that "toughness" and "competitive drive" are now determined by what you say about former teammates, then what does this message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp57TrpR7c) that Lebron sent to his former teammates say?

RRR3
03-23-2012, 12:10 PM
Since this has predictably become another gratuitous Kobe vs. Lebron thread, I guess I might as well indulge. Give that "toughness" and "competitive drive" is now determined by what you say about former teammates, then what does this message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp57TrpR7c) that Lebron sent to his former teammates say?
This thread is now about Ramon Sessions.

jlip
03-23-2012, 12:11 PM
This thread is now about Ramon Sessions.

Oh...OK...Great pickup for the Lakers.

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 12:12 PM
This thread is now about Ramon Sessions.

I'm torn. I love Razor Ramon, but I also love GAWDmon. This is like my own personal Sophie's Choice.

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:12 PM
i think the most important thing for ramon is the goatee

ramon without goatee:

http://www.draftexpress.com/headshots/ramonsessions.jpg

:no:

ramon with goatee:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/4238743571_479e57f2d7.jpg

:bowdown:

RRR3
03-23-2012, 12:14 PM
GAWDmon's stats per 36 minutes with the Lakers thus far...


17/5/9 on 57/43/79



Razor Ramon to Mike Brown.....

http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Haters-gonna-hate-cat.jpg
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/haters-gonna-hate-cat.jpg

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 12:16 PM
i think the most important thing for ramon is the goatee

ramon without goatee:

http://www.draftexpress.com/headshots/ramonsessions.jpg

:no:

ramon with goatee:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/4238743571_479e57f2d7.jpg

:bowdown:

http://www.grsha.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fapfapfap.gif

AlphaWolf24
03-23-2012, 12:19 PM
Dude needs a nickname...

Ramon "The Gravel" Sessions...:confusedshrug:

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:29 PM
Dude needs a nickname...

Ramon "The Gravel" Sessions...:confusedshrug:

please elaborate

MK2V1GP
03-23-2012, 12:31 PM
Imagine if KG said this. People would be straight-up outraged. And you know I'm right....

Extempo
03-23-2012, 12:36 PM
Kobe would score 80+ pts if Fisher was guarding him for an entire game, no doubt about it. If Jeremy Lin can drop almost 40 pts on Fisher...Kobe, who is one of the greatest scorers ever and had the second highest scoring game of all-time would drop 80+ on Fish with ease.

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:40 PM
Kobe would score 80+ pts if Fisher was guarding him for an entire game, no doubt about it. If Jeremy Lin can drop almost 40 pts on Fisher...Kobe, who is one of the greatest scorers ever and had the second highest scoring game of all-time would drop 80+ on Fish with ease.


Imagine if KG said this. People would be straight-up outraged. And you know I'm right....

these post have nothing to do with razor ramon

stay on topic of GTFO

http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/39ebe7a6210417628fd2bf4438e40acd-getty-103882680me028_cleveland_ca.jpg

i know ramon, these phagg0ts is boring as fvck

Bandito
03-23-2012, 12:44 PM
i think the most important thing for ramon is the goatee

ramon without goatee:

http://www.draftexpress.com/headshots/ramonsessions.jpg

:no:

ramon with goatee:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/4238743571_479e57f2d7.jpg

:bowdown:
you forgot no homo:lol

chips93
03-23-2012, 12:48 PM
you forgot no homo:lol

um, uh, yeah . . . forgot

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 12:50 PM
um, uh, yeah . . . forgot

:roll:

AlphaWolf24
03-23-2012, 01:28 PM
please elaborate

"Ramon at the top the key.....goes left , spin move on Terry ...OMG!..what a shot!...The Gravel!!! Court is in SESSION!!"


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nciocQ1W-es/TmFZbvs674I/AAAAAAAAA_8/sAd3rYxaZRc/s1600/main-judge-gravel.jpg
:confusedshrug:

chips93
03-23-2012, 01:33 PM
"Ramon at the top the key.....goes left , spin move on Terry ...OMG!..what a shot!...The Gravel!!! Court is in SESSION!!"


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nciocQ1W-es/TmFZbvs674I/AAAAAAAAA_8/sAd3rYxaZRc/s1600/main-judge-gravel.jpg
:confusedshrug:

oooooohhh

thats a pretty good one

when you said gravel i was thinking like

:wtf:

http://ilovecob.com/wp-content/uploads/caliche_dirt-500x375.jpg

this kind of gravel

Scholar
03-23-2012, 01:36 PM
I can't wait to watch this match-up. It'll be intense. :applause:

SpecialQue
03-23-2012, 01:39 PM
I can't wait to watch this match-up. It'll be intense. :applause:

Tell me about it. Sessions vs Chalmers? MUST SEE TV.

Wait, what game are you talking about?

Scholar
03-23-2012, 01:41 PM
Tell me about it. Sessions vs Chalmers? MUST SEE TV.

Wait, what game are you talking about?

I didn't read through this thread. Just the first page, so... Yeah. :confusedshrug:

Disaprine
03-23-2012, 04:21 PM
:roll:

Oositdwn
03-23-2012, 05:19 PM
Wait. Fisher guarding Kobe...... :kobe:

305Baller
03-23-2012, 05:27 PM
[QUOTE=therammingman]http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/28607/lakers-players-react-to-fisher-in-a-thunder-uniform

nightprowler10
03-23-2012, 05:54 PM
oooooohhh

thats a pretty good one

when you said gravel i was thinking like

:wtf:

http://ilovecob.com/wp-content/uploads/caliche_dirt-500x375.jpg

this kind of gravel
That's because its gavel, not gravel.

DirtySanchez
03-23-2012, 05:55 PM
Can;t think about the OKC game right now...We got Portland coming up!

AlphaWolf24
03-23-2012, 05:57 PM
That's because its gavel, not gravel.


:cletus:

RoseCity07
03-23-2012, 06:25 PM
Yeah, too bad Fisher will be on Sessions.

LA_Showtime
03-23-2012, 06:31 PM
I foresee a Fisher flagrant. I hope it's on Pau or Kobe. :oldlol:

RazorBaLade
03-23-2012, 06:31 PM
lol if fisher does to pau what he did to scola..

lmao