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Faptastrophe
03-22-2012, 07:55 PM
Why do I love JaVale McGee? Let me count the ways.

1. He Is Health Conscious

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-8663-1332191260-87.jpg

2. He Has A Cartoon Alter-Ego Named Pierre Whom He Inserts Into Photos

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/19/16/enhanced-buzz-10732-1332190218-57.jpg

3. He Has Terrible Taste In Movies

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-3955-1332192232-14.jpg

4. He Has Surprisingly Great Taste In TV

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-10757-1332190905-42.jpg

5. He Doesn't Understand The Seriousness Of Flooding

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-8653-1332190973-71.jpg

6. He Asks The Serious Questions

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-16998-1332191316-5.jpg

7. He Thinks It's A Shame How Gangsta Is Mom Is

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-10791-1332191370-52.jpg

8. He Has A DJ Roomba

http://www.tout.com/m/3bjrs1

9. He Is Very Observant

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-28673-1332192040-7.jpg

10. He Has Profound Views On The World

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-8718-1332192289-84.jpg

Faptastrophe
03-22-2012, 07:56 PM
11. He's Just As Annoying As Your Friends On Twitter

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-10784-1332192449-38.jpg

12. He Tries To Be Sensitive To LGBT Issues

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-8706-1332193108-115.jpg

13. He Feels Betrayed By The Flawed Logic Of Cartoons

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-8614-1332252945-23.jpg
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-25535-1332255107-41.jpg

14. He Hates When Rappers Rhyme On Twitter

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-15508-1332253017-16.jpg

15. He Has Great Jokes

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-31948-1332253179-12.jpg

16. He Is Empathetic But Sloppy

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-9722-1332254544-20.jpg

17. He's Concerned About Gender Inequality

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-25422-1332254764-35.jpg

18. He's Less Concerned About History

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-25539-1332254813-43.jpg

19. He's Not A Great Cook

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/20/11/enhanced-buzz-31776-1332255931-0.jpg

Faptastrophe
03-22-2012, 07:57 PM
21. Babies Are Very Suspicious Of Him

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/15/enhanced-buzz-8666-1332186416-65.jpg


LINK:
Read more from JaVale on Twitter. (http://www.twitter.com/javalemcgee34)

Sauce. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/21-reasons-you-should-be-following-the-nbas-weird)

chazzy
03-22-2012, 07:58 PM
I can't believe he's going to be in the playoffs, hopefully he does something ridiculous in a big game :oldlol:

D-Wade316
03-22-2012, 08:00 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

RaininTwos
03-22-2012, 08:01 PM
fell out of my chair laughing at the scrooge mcduck tweet....:roll:

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-8614-1332252945-23.jpg

That shit is classic.

chips93
03-22-2012, 08:04 PM
you are edging closer and closer to outright plagarism

:facepalm

Meticode
03-22-2012, 08:04 PM
:roll: The Scrooge comment had me rollin'. :roll:

Also the last one with the baby staring at him gave me a laugh. He would actually take a picture and post it. LOL

Faptastrophe
03-22-2012, 08:05 PM
you are edging closer and closer to outright plagarism

:facepalm
What? :biggums:

Source is included, dude. And also.. its plagiarism..

Meticode
03-22-2012, 08:06 PM
:roll: God Bless anyone who lost someone on 9/1 :roll:

Meticode
03-22-2012, 08:07 PM
you are edging closer and closer to outright plagarism

:facepalm
What are you talking about? He included source...

Faptastrophe
03-22-2012, 08:08 PM
:roll: God Bless anyone who lost someone on 9/1 :roll:
"Never forg"

DuMa
03-22-2012, 08:08 PM
:oldlol: mcgee is ****ing hilarious to laugh at and with

Bandito
03-22-2012, 08:10 PM
Man that scrooge mcduck one was hilarious. But Mr. Crab paternity test just killed me :lol.

KRAYZIE
03-22-2012, 08:11 PM
Lost @ Spongebob reference.:oldlol:

Meticode
03-22-2012, 08:11 PM
HE posted this a couple days ago. :oldlol:

"I didn't know men really tried on shoes and walked around to c if they fit! I thought u kno ur size u buy it and leave!"

Eric Cartman
03-22-2012, 08:13 PM
HE posted this a couple days ago. :oldlol:

"I didn't know men really tried on shoes and walked around to c if they fit! I thought u kno ur size u buy it and leave!"

:lol :lol

chips93
03-22-2012, 08:23 PM
What? :biggums:

Source is included, dude. And also.. its plagiarism..


and you couldnt have hidden it any better if you tried

Meticode
03-22-2012, 08:26 PM
and you couldnt have hidden it any better if you tried
:oldlol: :oldlol:

FKAri
03-22-2012, 08:32 PM
and you couldnt have hidden it any better if you tried


http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

SevereUpInHere
03-22-2012, 08:53 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-y-u-mad-tho.jpg



:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Holy sh!t

Spue
03-22-2012, 08:59 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-y-u-mad-tho.jpg
Omg lol:lol

ClutchOver9000
03-22-2012, 10:31 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

:lol

dyna
03-22-2012, 10:41 PM
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/20/10/enhanced-buzz-8614-1332252945-23.jpg

:oldlol:

CelticBaller
03-22-2012, 10:45 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-y-u-mad-tho.jpg
:roll:

Eat Like A Bosh
03-22-2012, 10:53 PM
He's retarded but hilarious at the same time! :oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieymkwx3wRU
I like him. Too bad I don't use twitter.

ganja0710
03-22-2012, 10:58 PM
THIS THREAD = WIN

:roll:

MMM
03-22-2012, 11:01 PM
McGee is my new fav player

Killbot
03-22-2012, 11:03 PM
Mcgee is one hilarious dude. He's like drunk Gundress, but without being drunk.

LockoutOver11
03-22-2012, 11:04 PM
:roll: God Bless anyone who lost someone on 9/1 :roll:

shithead

Meticode
03-22-2012, 11:07 PM
He's retarded but hilarious at the same time! :oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieymkwx3wRU
I like him. Too bad I don't use twitter.
I never used it until 5 days ago. I registered my account and followed people. It's actually kind of interesting. You do get spammed with people following you, I just block all those people. I want 0 followers. Plus it's interesting to see what some important figures have to say on things. Plus McGee has been great in the entertainment value of everything.

Collie
03-22-2012, 11:09 PM
i love Javale (no homo)

SpecialQue
03-22-2012, 11:57 PM
Your avy :roll:

Faptastrophe
03-23-2012, 07:50 AM
He's retarded but hilarious at the same time! :oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieymkwx3wRU
I like him. Too bad I don't use twitter.

Whenever I'm depressed I just go to McGee's twitter page and it cheers me up instantly.

stax
03-23-2012, 08:34 AM
2. He Has A Cartoon Alter-Ego Named Pierre Whom He Inserts Into Photos

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/19/16/enhanced-buzz-10732-1332190218-57.jpg


My life is now complete.

ProfessorMurder
03-23-2012, 10:27 AM
5. He Doesn't Understand The Seriousness Of Flooding

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/19/17/enhanced-buzz-8653-1332190973-71.jpg

That's amazing. It's definitely the funniest one.

no pun intended
03-23-2012, 09:30 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/PamelaMcGee34/status/183192323532914689

https://twitter.com/#!/bigdaddywookie

LOL. His mom approves his oddity.

CelticBaller
03-23-2012, 09:32 PM
Whenever I'm depressed I just go to McGee's twitter page and it cheers me up instantly.
damn avy bet :roll: :roll: :roll:

9512
01-23-2013, 12:47 PM
Some people are weird and hide it.

Not McGee.

He broadcasts his weirdness on twitter.
:roll: :roll:

red1
01-23-2013, 12:54 PM
javale mcgee just killin me lmao

red1
01-23-2013, 12:54 PM
this guy is a character