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GoRapz
03-30-2012, 01:01 AM
Serious question....I mean you're on national TV and your team is in the final four...what gives??? Religion??? New swag???

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anthony-davis-unibrow-530x338.jpg

IlliniFan
03-30-2012, 01:05 AM
He can't shave it now. If he wanted to shave it, he should have done it before he got famous. Now, it pretty much defines him. Plus, it's pretty unique and marketable so he can make a ton of money off it.

http://pastormattblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fearthebrow.jpg

wang4three
03-30-2012, 01:18 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560871_404121176283079_367810133247517_1438925_105 8238247_n.jpg

IGotACoolStory
03-30-2012, 01:25 AM
Because if you shave it, it grows back thicker. Soon enough, his entire face will be a unibrow.

KG215
03-30-2012, 02:32 AM
Sad thing is, he's going to be banging dimes left and right in a few months. I'm sure he already has Kentucky girls faling all over themselves to get him.

InspiredLebowski
03-30-2012, 03:36 AM
Because if you shave it, it grows back thicker. Soon enough, his entire face will be a unibrow.That's not true.

But anyway, why should he? He'd have to shave it like every other day and it's not like it hurts...anything for him. It's going to help him in the long run. Like some other guys have said, it'll be pretty damn marketable. In a self parody kinda way, but who cares.

Hell, it honestly makes me like him. Dude looks in the mirror at it every day and says **** it.

CelticBaller
03-30-2012, 11:42 AM
because its badass

Thorpesaurous
03-30-2012, 02:47 PM
It makes him look like an angry bird. I like it.

ILLsmak
03-30-2012, 03:31 PM
He's pretty much ugly anyway, and the unibrow is kind of him now.

I had a unibrow... although it's not like his haha. I am happy I decided to deal with it.

Lastly, he WILL get rid of it eventually. Bet anything.

-Smak

stallionaire
03-30-2012, 03:41 PM
That's not true.


He was kidding. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

JMT
03-30-2012, 04:44 PM
As soon as the tournament ends, he's planning to cash in on that lucrative Viagra endorsement.

skan72
03-31-2012, 12:20 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560871_404121176283079_367810133247517_1438925_105 8238247_n.jpg

I chuckled. Thank you.

Ben Jordan
03-31-2012, 04:21 AM
That's not true.

But anyway, why should he? He'd have to shave it like every other day and it's not like it hurts...anything for him. It's going to help him in the long run. Like some other guys have said, it'll be pretty damn marketable. In a self parody kinda way, but who cares.

Hell, it honestly makes me like him. Dude looks in the mirror at it every day and says **** it.
kinda feel bad for you, shaved unibrow guy!

How do you become famous from a unibrow? Kid is ridiculed and clueless about it...he WILL shave prior to his first regular season game. Bookmarking thread...

Dave3
03-31-2012, 04:31 AM
kinda feel bad for you, shaved unibrow guy!

How do you become famous from a unibrow? Kid is ridiculed and clueless about it...he WILL shave prior to his first regular season game. Bookmarking thread...
Ridiculed and oblivious about it? His own mom wore a mask with a unibrow on it at a Kentucky game.

http://www-thescore.s3.amazonaws.com/images/48133/original.png?1331502885

He's clearly aware and doesn't care. Good for him.

Go Getter
03-31-2012, 07:55 AM
Ridiculed and oblivious about it? His own mom wore a mask with a unibrow on it at a Kentucky game.

http://www-thescore.s3.amazonaws.com/images/48133/original.png?1331502885

He's clearly aware and doesn't care. Good for him.
Seems to bother others way more than it bothers him.

tomtucker
03-31-2012, 10:24 AM
He's pretty much ugly anyway, and the unibrow is kind of him now.

I had a unibrow... although it's not like his haha. I am happy I decided to deal with it.

Lastly, he WILL get rid of it eventually. Bet anything.

-Smak

this... the eyebrows are the least to worry about....he could be in a horror movie

Skywalker
03-31-2012, 10:40 AM
he's deformed

one of those alien like ballers

biggest eyeballs ever

ILLsmak
03-31-2012, 11:23 AM
kinda feel bad for you, shaved unibrow guy!



Word, it's not really some insanely rare thing. It's just that like most people a friend comes out to you when you are in middle school and is like... dude you gotta do something about that shit.

Don't shave it, pluck that shit. KIDS STEP YOUR FACIAL CARE GAME UP. While you're at it get a ****in' face lotion with sunscreen. Seriously.

The women will appreciate it.

-Smak

The Macho Man
03-31-2012, 07:08 PM
I hate it and I hate that he doesn't hate it.

outbreak
04-04-2012, 10:17 PM
I imagine it's become his thing. Growing up he's probably always been known as "that baller with the unibrow". I'm sure he's used to it and his agent will be telling him to market the shit out of it now. It's not like he won't be able to pull chicks with all the hype and money he'll be making anyway.

L8k3r5
04-04-2012, 10:32 PM
Because if you shave it, it grows back thicker. Soon enough, his entire face will be a unibrow.
He can shave it again...

tomtucker
04-05-2012, 04:12 PM
you saw his father ?........shoukd be against the law to reproduce when you are that ugly......

GOBB
04-05-2012, 04:30 PM
He can shave it again...

Takes up too much time. He has other obligations more important. Like working on his offensive game and polishing his skills. Cant do that and spend hours shaving.

MannyO
04-05-2012, 06:40 PM
When he gets to the NBA, I believe he would really get a makeover. Its unacceptable to be a superstar looking like that. How long does it take to shave a unibrow? Dont tell me he works on his game 24/7.

bmulls
04-06-2012, 07:22 AM
When he gets to the NBA, I believe he would really get a makeover. Its unacceptable to be a superstar looking like that. How long does it take to shave a unibrow? Dont tell me he works on his game 24/7.

This is why you are not a champion

LBJMVP
04-06-2012, 11:31 AM
When he gets to the NBA, I believe he would really get a makeover. Its unacceptable to be a superstar looking like that. How long does it take to shave a unibrow? Dont tell me he works on his game 24/7.

go to the nba forum and watch the jimmy kimmel thing with anthony davis.

he said he never gonna shave and that it's part of his brand.

Rake2204
04-09-2012, 02:42 PM
But anyway, why should he? He'd have to shave it like every other day and it's not like it hurts...anything for him. It's going to help him in the long run. Like some other guys have said, it'll be pretty damn marketable. In a self parody kinda way, but who cares.

Hell, it honestly makes me like him. Dude looks in the mirror at it every day and says **** it.
Sentiments echoed. I appreciate his willingness to be who he is.

ralph_i_el
05-01-2012, 09:20 PM
you saw his father ?........shoukd be against the law to reproduce when you are that ugly......

but it should also be against the law to NOT reproduce if you're making 6'10" freaks like Davis

jbot
05-26-2012, 03:56 PM
Because if you shave it, it grows back thicker. Soon enough, his entire face will be a unibrow.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Er3JK5UeKoE/THPtk22QHYI/AAAAAAAAFKc/xXi3drVE6WQ/s1600/wolfboy.jpg:lol