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WeGetRing2012
04-04-2012, 01:06 AM
Divorces his wife to get more groupies

Name mentioned in one of most popular lines this year "you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

The mask

Drops $329,000 on a new whip

And now this

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif

:bowdown:

ImmortalNemesis
04-04-2012, 01:07 AM
Yes.

:coleman:

ukballer
04-04-2012, 01:07 AM
:biggums:

bmulls
04-04-2012, 01:08 AM
Is this the gayest most nut hugging overreaction thread tonight?

yes.

Fudge
04-04-2012, 01:08 AM
Lol when did he do that gun thingy?

Heavincent
04-04-2012, 01:08 AM
Is this the gayest most nut hugging overreaction thread tonight?

yes.

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif

WeGetRing2012
04-04-2012, 01:09 AM
Lol when did he do that gun thingy?

Tonight after hitting a clutch shot.

L.Kizzle
04-04-2012, 01:10 AM
Divorces his wife to get more groupies

Name mentioned in one of most popular lines this year "you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

The mask

And now this

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif

:bowdown:
Didnt Arenas get suspended for that?

selrahc
04-04-2012, 01:15 AM
kobe is still the best player in the league. lebron needs to learn from kobe.

Kews1
04-04-2012, 01:16 AM
kobe is still the best player in the league. lebron needs to learn from kobe.

even kobe would dismiss this bullshit

Noob Saibot
04-04-2012, 01:17 AM
swagged out? Kobe's a great player, but his swag is fabricated.

WeGetRing2012
04-04-2012, 01:19 AM
swagged out? Kobe's a great player, but his swag is fabricated.

I know it usually is. Most athletes don't have swag but Kobe is swaggin on them hoes this year....

no pun intended
04-04-2012, 01:21 AM
Kobe's finger is fcuked up.

macpierce
04-04-2012, 01:21 AM
swagged out? Kobe's a great player, but his swag is fabricated.
kobes swagger is better than lebrons dancing

:kobe:

Noob Saibot
04-04-2012, 01:24 AM
I know it usually is. Most athletes don't have swag but Kobe is swaggin on them hoes this year....

being a crowd pleaser doesnt equal swag.


kobes swagger is better than lebrons dancing

^lol. LeBron lacks swag too, but Kobe can't dance?
:lebronamazed:

iDefend5
04-04-2012, 01:25 AM
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LABean
04-04-2012, 01:25 AM
Kobe's finger is fcuked up.
And yet, he still hits the big shots. :bowdown:

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 01:26 AM
"swagged out"????

Oh I get it... "Swag". Something black people used to say like 4 years ago and is now completely played out and lame. Yeah, his swag is dope on the fresh tip..... WORD!!!

iDefend5
04-04-2012, 01:26 AM
"swagged out"????

Oh I get it... "Swag". Something black people used to say like 4 years ago and is now completely played out and lame. Yeah, his swag is dope on the fresh tip..... WORD!!!
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mookie gaylock
04-04-2012, 01:27 AM
Having one of his worst shooting years and still killin em and trolling the NBA. Godbe is swaggin on all cylinders

HorryIsMyMVP
04-04-2012, 01:27 AM
With Kobe's divorce he can get closer to his fans then ever before. A broke dude that rapes women. Talk about empathy.

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 01:28 AM
With Kobe's divorce he can get closer to his fans then ever before. A broke dude that rapes women. Talk about empathy.
**** is this kid sniffin?

HorryIsMyMVP
04-04-2012, 01:36 AM
**** is this kid sniffin?
He will be broke soon. He lost 3 mansions and around 250 million dollars in the divorce.

Flagrant 2
04-04-2012, 01:37 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2mpx1e9.gif

Tenchi Ryu
04-04-2012, 01:37 AM
He will be broke soon. He lost 3 mansions and around 250 million dollars in the divorce.
What divorce?

WeGetRing2012
04-04-2012, 01:38 AM
He will be broke soon. He lost 3 mansions and around 250 million dollars in the divorce.

He didn't lose them he gave them to his ex-wife and mother of his kids. Not like he couldn't afford it.

The Macho Man
04-04-2012, 01:38 AM
Didnt Arenas get suspended for that?

Yeah, but Stern was already mad at him for having guns in his locker to protect his teammates from homicidal maniac Javaris Crittendon.

HorryIsMyMVP
04-04-2012, 01:43 AM
He didn't lose them he gave them to his ex-wife and mother of his kids. Not like he couldn't afford it.
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

PickernRoller
04-04-2012, 01:54 AM
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

Gotta admit....this one surprised me today.....I can predict most of the retards here but you got the pie today....gratz bro, the dedication shows...:applause:

Still pathetic....just has a nicer flavor.

Mr. Jabbar
04-04-2012, 01:55 AM
Didnt Arenas get suspended for that?

only his gun was real

Kews1
04-04-2012, 01:57 AM
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

:facepalm

Kews1
04-04-2012, 01:59 AM
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

Soooo, you are saying that kobe had 61.5 affairs? what happened in the .5?
Did he only bust half his nut?

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 02:12 AM
Soooo, you are saying that kobe had 61.5 affairs? what happened in the .5?
Did he only bust half his nut?
Head

jb220
04-04-2012, 02:15 AM
Werst thread in Ish history.

Kobes swag finna go up if he keep ferzin his shot and throwin up the bleezies.

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 02:16 AM
Kobes swag finna go up if he keep ferzin his shot and throwin up the bleezies.
You're a ***

jb220
04-04-2012, 02:19 AM
You're a ***
Aha, this dude.

How mach chu wanna bet thiz here dude didn even understand what I stated earlier? U can hate all ya want but deep down inzizzles you know the troth.

Smoke117
04-04-2012, 02:21 AM
If being swagged out being means as about as ineffiencet as you ever have in yoru career with a career low fg% since your rookie year than year...he's all bout deet swagz.

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 02:21 AM
Aha, this dude.

How mach chu wanna bet thiz here dude didn even understand what I stated earlier? U can hate all ya want but deep down inzizzles you know the troth.
You're a fizzag

winwin
04-04-2012, 02:33 AM
i'm a fizzag

ok

Myth
04-04-2012, 04:55 AM
Divorces his wife to get more groupies

Name mentioned in one of most popular lines this year "you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

The mask

Drops $329,000 on a new whip

And now this

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif

:bowdown:

Swag? If he is going to pretend to use a gun, he should get it right: The hammer on a gun goes at the same time as the recoil, not a second later. :lol

Extempo
04-04-2012, 05:02 AM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.

devin112
04-04-2012, 06:26 AM
Didn't know if your wife divorces you and takes a house for herself and one for her mom and also HALF of your money, that that's considered swagged out.

Also, didn't know if someone breaks your nose and you have to wear face protection, that that's considered swag.

Not sure if Kobe got his swag on this year, but u got your ****** on for sure.

devin112
04-04-2012, 06:27 AM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.

How much does a kobe ballwasher like u get paid? just curious. you get a tip if u swallow? lol :biggums:

Shade8780
04-04-2012, 06:37 AM
Is this the gayest most nut hugging overreaction thread tonight?

yes.
/thread

Shade8780
04-04-2012, 06:39 AM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.
You Kobe **** suckers don't either :hammerhead: :facepalm

OhNoTimNoSho
04-04-2012, 08:53 AM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.


lol, no one here is jealous of Kobe, his life is extremely hard. Comparing a regular person to a superstar athlete makes you look stupid.

ralph_i_el
04-04-2012, 09:16 AM
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

I seriously doubt that :facepalm


edit: a quick google search came up with $75 and 3 homes. so there you go.

SwayDizzle
04-04-2012, 09:42 AM
You're a ***
:lol :lol :lol

chauzer
04-04-2012, 09:51 AM
- gets owned by his wife and she takes half his money
- cries and tries to get back together with his wife after she filed for divorce

swagged out.

chauzer
04-04-2012, 09:52 AM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.
lol, u mad

chauzer
04-04-2012, 09:53 AM
Didn't know if your wife divorces you and takes a house for herself and one for her mom and also HALF of your money, that that's considered swagged out.

Also, didn't know if someone breaks your nose and you have to wear face protection, that that's considered swag.

Not sure if Kobe got his swag on this year, but u got your ****** on for sure.
:roll: :roll:

rodman91
04-04-2012, 02:54 PM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.

http://www.videoefe.net/blog-imagen/Marzo-2010/stan-dido-eminem-portada.jpg

Smoke117
04-04-2012, 03:24 PM
Yeah he swagging it up with all those bricks what not.

Heavincent
04-04-2012, 04:01 PM
Yeah he swagging it up with all those bricks what not.

He shot 63% last night.

Doctor Rivers
04-04-2012, 04:03 PM
He shot 63% last night.

3/21

Heavincent
04-04-2012, 04:04 PM
3/21

Game winner.

tpols
04-04-2012, 04:12 PM
Game winner.
Checkmate.:oldlol:

04mzwach
04-04-2012, 04:17 PM
http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif
Dude's still bragging about taking out Rubio. What a bitch.

HorryIsMyMVP
04-04-2012, 04:19 PM
I seriously doubt that :facepalm


edit: a quick google search came up with $75 and 3 homes. so there you go.
the 75 million was tacked on for his affairs. He lost half his assets on top of that. Which was 150 million. So it's around 250 million he lost when you add in the 3 homes.

bdreason
04-04-2012, 04:20 PM
I'd go with his 35ppg season where he dropped 40 for like a month straight.

LamarOdom
04-04-2012, 05:23 PM
he had to give up half his money :150 million dollars. And 1.3 million dollars per affair which came to 80 million. And the 3 mansions were worth 20 million. He lost 250 million dollars to her. He has under 50 million left which isnt much in kobe's world.

'You do know that he has 25 millions this year 27 next and 30 in two years? and oh yeah a little endorsment money too`?

LamarOdom
04-04-2012, 05:25 PM
You haters are NOBODIES. World doesn't know you exist. You probably don't make 1/100 the money he does. Kobe's the one earning millions, being the most beloved athlete in LA, getting cheered on by big time celebrities and fans at Staples every night...he's living the life that you can't have even in your dreams. He just bought a Ferrari, he uses a helicopter to fly to Staples, he can afford to give away 150 million to his ex and STILL be filthy rich. Sad isn't it? Don't be jealous.

40 millions/100= 400 000, who here makes 400 000 a year?

NumberSix
04-04-2012, 05:34 PM
40 millions/100= 400 000, who here makes 400 000 a year?
Believe it or not, some people are wealthy without being basketball players.

Nick Young
04-04-2012, 05:38 PM
how great is our gawd: GOATBE:bowdown:

rodman91
04-04-2012, 05:40 PM
'You do know that he has 25 millions this year 27 next and 30 in two years? and oh yeah a little endorsment money too`?

Damn..Lakers in trouble. How much Lebron,Wade or Durant gets for a year?

LamarOdom
04-04-2012, 05:47 PM
Damn..Lakers in trouble. How much Lebron,Wade or Durant gets for a year?

Dwyane Wade
$15,512,000
$17,024,000
$18,536,000
$20,048,000
$21,560,000
LeBron James
$16,022,500
$17,545,000
$19,067,500
$20,590,000
$22,112,500
Kevin Durant
$16,324,500
$17,548,838
$18,773,176
$19,997,513
$21,221,850

Although LeBron makes most he got like 30 mill from endorsment.

Underlined = Player option.

LABean
04-04-2012, 05:51 PM
Swagbe Bean Bryant. :pimp:

HorryIsMyMVP
04-04-2012, 06:01 PM
'You do know that he has 25 millions this year 27 next and 30 in two years? and oh yeah a little endorsment money too`?
Hes not going to be rich for who he is. Magic Johnson spent more then Kobe's estimated career networth on the Dodgers.

rodman91
04-04-2012, 06:01 PM
Dwyane Wade
$15,512,000
$17,024,000
$18,536,000
$20,048,000
$21,560,000
LeBron James
$16,022,500
$17,545,000
$19,067,500
$20,590,000
$22,112,500
Kevin Durant
$16,324,500
$17,548,838
$18,773,176
$19,997,513
$21,221,850

Although LeBron makes most he got like 30 mill from endorsment.

Underlined = Player option.

Kobe will get paid 10 million dollars more than those? With 30 million dollars they could get 2 superstars instead of one declining superstar.

Overpaid.

LamarOdom
04-04-2012, 06:04 PM
Kobe will get paid 10 million dollars more than those? With 30 million dollars they could get 2 superstars instead of one declining superstar.

Overpaid.

Yeah but i've heard he makes the Lakers 70 mill a year, so financilly there is no need to worry.

zay_24
04-04-2012, 08:17 PM
Divorces his wife to get more groupies

Name mentioned in one of most popular lines this year "you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

The mask

Drops $329,000 on a new whip

And now this

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg564/ElevenDopes/553186010.gif

:bowdown:
poccet change fo my nikka bean!

derb2k2
04-04-2012, 08:39 PM
:facepalm:facepalmyou Kobe fans are disgusting. ugh

Mr. I'm So Rad
04-04-2012, 08:49 PM
Real talk though.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17872786.jpg

sounds swagged out to me

Nick Young
04-04-2012, 09:11 PM
Real talk though.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17872786.jpg

sounds swagged out to me
GOAT husband
GOAT laker
GOAT adulterer

what isnt LORD GAWDBE the goat at?

Nick Young
04-04-2012, 09:26 PM
OMG did anyone see Kobe in that allblack suit just now? PURE SWAG:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

WeGetRing2012
04-05-2012, 03:08 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zuc33JOg1r03eaxo1_r1_500.gif

SWWWAGGGG!!!

SwayDizzle
04-05-2012, 03:11 AM
SWAGbe

kileer7
04-05-2012, 05:10 AM
You gotta swag out when you're playing they way he is this year, style of over substance :lol

Vertical-24
04-05-2012, 08:26 AM
Kobe "Tha GOAT Jr." Bryant :bowdown:

rodman91
04-05-2012, 08:59 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zuc33JOg1r03eaxo1_r1_500.gif

SWWWAGGGG!!!
:roll:

KenneBell
04-05-2012, 11:04 AM
Hes not going to be rich for who he is. Magic Johnson spent more then Kobe's estimated career networth on the Dodgers.
No he didn't. He was part of an investment team that bought the Dodgers.

SpecialQue
04-05-2012, 11:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tfmdd.gif

RRR3
04-05-2012, 11:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tfmdd.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: props for LOTR gif

For_Three
04-05-2012, 11:09 AM
Hes not going to be rich for who he is. Magic Johnson spent more then Kobe's estimated career networth on the Dodgers.


uhhhh no he didn't. The group is officially named Guggenheim Baseball Management and, aside from Magic, includes Mark R. Walter (the controlling partner; CEO of Guggenheim Partners, a financial services firm), Stan Kasten (former president of the Washington Nationals and Atlanta Braves), Peter Guber, Bobby Patton and Todd Boehly. Kasten is expected to end up being the day to day executive, considering his baseball background.

The_Yearning
04-05-2012, 11:12 AM
Swag? If he is going to pretend to use a gun, he should get it right: The hammer on a gun goes at the same time as the recoil, not a second later. :lol

Kobe isn't from the hood... he grew up in Italy. He's never used/seen a gun before.

WeGetRing2012
04-20-2012, 02:06 AM
Update in two weeks Kobe has added to amazing swag resume

He unleashed Coach Kobe and lead his team to a 5-2 record without him :bowdown:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1060483/kobecoach.gif

And performed the greatest magic trick ever and fooled us all....

http://i.imgur.com/7UqOh.gif

The Swag lives on...

ILLsmak
04-20-2012, 02:27 AM
Only a Kobe homer would say that the reason the team was doing well without him was because he's COACHING them. Why can't he COACH them while he's on the floor? lol. And if Kobe is such a good coach why doesn't he understand how to fit himself into the offense better?

-Smak

Heavincent
04-20-2012, 02:32 AM
Only a Kobe homer would say that the reason the team was doing well without him was because he's COACHING them. Why can't he COACH them while he's on the floor? lol. And if Kobe is such a good coach why doesn't he understand how to fit himself into the offense better?

-Smak

You underestimate Coachbe's impact.