finally got a good looking girl back to my place

[RidonKs]

...and whiskey flopped all over the place

a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life :facepalm

[kNIOKAS]

good story.

[IcanzIIravor]

...and whiskey flopped all over the place

a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life :facepalm

We need details.

[pauk]

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/14032-1/Pics+or+it+Didn_t+Happen.jpg

[RidonKs]

it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.

[IcanzIIravor]

it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.

The whiskey? Makers Mark?

[Jasi]

Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened. :lol

[IcanzIIravor]

Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened. :lol

Basically he drank too much and this happened:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f0bvyZMrZ9k/SwWclu1O6TI/AAAAAAAADCw/0YUwj9exiws/s1600/limp-dick.jpg

[Jasi]

Ugh, that's bad.
Well I guess at least you might have had a laugh out of it :D

Pics of the girl are needed though, not necessarily the private ones

[RidonKs]

i was laughing the whole way through, it at least makes me feel comfortable to comment on it instead of staying frustratingly silent the whole time. and sure that's a giant turnoff for her but f*ck it if i'm not happy why should she be :lol

edit: eh **** that the guilt is too much

[B-Easy8]

No one cares about the story, get pics of her somehow. It doesn't have to be of her now in the next room but im sure you can get on her facebook.

[Lebowsky]

She definitely looks good, nice job. I'd say don't sweat it too much, shit like that happens. It's happened to me before too, and the girl still gave me a second chance. It's embarrassing as **** when it happens, but many girls will understand it's just due to inebriation and will want to give it another try.

[Dasher]

But I thought Ridonks was ______. I am confused.

[L.Kizzle]

Did you ask her for help or you was just like "fck it" it is what it it?

[KingOfTheJokes]

You sure you couldn't get it up because of the whiskey or because you prefer cocks?

[RidonKs]

You sure you couldn't get it up because of the whiskey or because you prefer cocks?
demoted to fool, joff will have your head tomorrow


we tried, well, she tried for a looong while. it just wasn't happening. it wasn't a random encounter, i worked with her for the past few months and got to know her. great girl too, i might have even thought give it a shot if i wasn't leaving the province in five days.



No one cares about the story, get pics of her somehow. It doesn't have to be of her now in the next room but im sure you can get on her facebook.

i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk

[Jasi]

Nice catch RidonKs*. Definitely worth a second try.

* how do you pronounce your username btw? I am stuck with saying something like "ride on kay's" in my head but I am sure it's not meant to be like that.
Key issue of the week, I know.

[Jasi]

She definitely looks good, nice job. I'd say don't sweat it too much, shit like that happens. It's happened to me before too, and the girl still gave me a second chance. It's embarrassing as **** when it happens, but many girls will understand it's just due to inebriation and will want to give it another try.

:lol avy bet, Leb?

[RidonKs]

Nice catch RidonKs*. Definitely worth a second try.

* how do you pronounce your username btw? I am stuck with saying something like "ride on kay's" in my head but I am sure it's not meant to be like that.
Key issue of the week, I know.
it's a retarded username. i wish i had never chosen it. don't pronounce it. lol

it was a play on ridonkulous when i was 17. clever right? though i could probably get 'ride on kays' to mean something in my head and go with that



avy bet, Leb?
i might get in on that

i'll get a second try, likely in a few hours, preferably after i catch some sleep

[kNIOKAS]

i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk
edit it back, nobody quoted

[RidonKs]

please don't be an asshole and quote this, it's coming down soon but i'm a sucker for the rarity of bragging rites

[RidonKs]

you haven't really hit rock bottom until you're posting pictures of the chick you failed to sack on ish at 9am without having slept

[GOBB]

Wait when you get hammered with alcohol you cant get it up?

[Skywalker]

nice legs

[Story Up]

Stick to men, you batty boy.

[airchibundo507]

she's got good form

[RidonKs]

Wait when you get hammered with alcohol you cant get it up?
the sample size isn't much but if we're going by last night...

it wasn't the booze though, i completely psyched myself out. my heart was racing like a mother f*cker for about three hours. part of the reason i'm still up was to calm myself down. lol and yet still no shame :pimp:

but maybe a guy like GOB can't really relate

[rufuspaul]

Did you at least go down on her? I've found that chicks are more than willing to overlook a night of whiskey dick if you've done a good job with your tongue.

[RidonKs]

i should never have allowed _____ to jack this username


^^^yep, that much i managed, to good results

[Jasi]

it's a retarded username. i wish i had never chosen it. don't pronounce it. lol

it was a play on ridonkulous when i was 17. clever right? though i could probably get 'ride on kays' to mean something in my head and go with that

Do it. "Ride on kays" sounds cool, lol




i might get in on that

i'll get a second try, likely in a few hours, preferably after i catch some sleep
No no I was just joking with Lebowsky referring to his new avatar, definitely the outcome of a lost avy bet from his side :D

[Jailblazers7]

I had a friend who this happened to once and he came out of the room on the verge of a mental breakdown because he was so ****ed up that he was convinced he had erectile dysfuntion. :oldlol:

[RidonKs]

alright bed time, thanks bro support squad

[rufuspaul]

alright bed time, thanks bro support squad

Godspeed young Ridonks!

[blablabla]

you haven't really hit rock bottom until you're posting pictures of the chick you failed to sack on ish at 9am without having slept
:lol



flopped all over the place
must not make bad clippers joke

[blablabla]

. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat.
:crazysam:
shame on you

[GOBB]

the sample size isn't much but if we're going by last night...

it wasn't the booze though, i completely psyched myself out. my heart was racing like a mother f*cker for about three hours. part of the reason i'm still up was to calm myself down. lol and yet still no shame :pimp:

but maybe a guy like GOB can't really relate

Ok, I thought it was the booze that played a part. I'm up all night when I get liquored up. But thats a funny story though. I havent experienced that before. Guess it was anxiety.

[AirTupac]

You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE YOU NEGG YOU AHOLE :coleman: :coleman:

[GOBB]

One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...

Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.

:facepalm

The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.

Read like one of those DircTv commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwlh1yl054

"When people want to see how tough you wake up in a road side ditch. Dont wake up in a road side ditch"

:roll:

[blablabla]

You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE YOU NEGG YOU AHOLE :coleman: :coleman:
RACISt:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[AirTupac]

RACISt:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Too lazy to edit it now , blame it on the morning.

[Lebowsky]

:lol avy bet, Leb?

Yeah. Let's not talk about it please :oldlol:

[Lebowsky]

One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...

Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.

:facepalm

The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.

I'm at work and for some reason you actually made me laugh out loud. God job you asshole :oldlol:

[Abd El-Krim]

Is this the same chick from work who you said you'd been obsessing over for months in that emo thread I made?

If so nice work. Well, kinda.

[Toizumi]

Been there man.. sucks. never with a first timer though, that must be even rougher. Hope you can shake this off and do her well next time.

[DaHeezy]

These assclowns asking for pics. I'm suprised none of these morons didn't :facepalm for jumping straight onto ISH to tell the story or call you out for bragging.


I find alcohol keeps the ride going, but doesn't flatten the tire. I guess getting drunk brings out the horny in me. Hopefully you get a second shot, well first in your case. Stick to red wine next time

[Nick Young]

u gey brah?

[Nick Young]

goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here:lol

[Jailblazers7]

Haha it honestly was a friend and not me

[rufuspaul]

These assclowns asking for pics. I'm suprised none of these morons didn't :facepalm for jumping straight onto ISH to tell the story or call you out for bragging.


I find alcohol keeps the ride going, but doesn't flatten the tire. I guess getting drunk brings out the horny in me. Hopefully you get a second shot, well first in your case. Stick to red wine next time


Great post, 5 stars, would read again. :applause:

[RidonKs]

Godspeed young Ridonks!
:lol


Is this the same chick from work who you said you'd been obsessing over for months in that emo thread I made?

If so nice work. Well, kinda.
i wish, that dream was dead before i even met that girl, it just sucks it took me so long to figure that out



goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here
im sure theres a connection of some sorts there, though i can come off as an angry d*ck irl too so maybe not

[RaininTwos]

ridonks, your story doesnt even top mine....

moving to canada tomorrow, spent tuesday with the chick that im pretty much in love with and at the end of the day she invites in to her place, we watch a crappy movie on netflix and then i take over.im about to smash for the last time possible in the next eight months and i couldn't stay hard. :facepalm

she wanted the d so bad she tried literally everything.... my dick just died.

im still depressed and embarrassed.

[DeuceWallaces]

goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here:lol

Yeah, probably be better off making up stories about women so he could come here and try to be "internet cool."

[RidonKs]

ridonks, your story doesnt even top mine....

moving to canada tomorrow, spent tuesday with the chick that im pretty much in love with and at the end of the day she invites in to her place, we watch a crappy movie on netflix and then i take over.im about to smash for the last time possible in the next eight months and i couldn't stay hard. :facepalm

she wanted the d so bad she tried literally everything.... my dick just died.

im still depressed and embarrassed.
:( damn man, i feel you. this would have been a million times worse if i had a significant emotional attachment to this chick. thankfully she was just another lay.

f*ck man i've been doing my kegels just like dr money ordered, a shitload of them yesterday before it all went wrong. i'm half wondering if i just tired out my... pubococcygeus muscles? or w/e lol

[ace23]

Did OP post pics then delete them? If so, none of you lames quoted the pics?

[Nick Young]

Yeah, probably be better off making up stories about women so he could come here and try to be "internet cool."
Are you talking about yourself and your imaginary stable long term GF whose bed you leave in order to call starface at 3AM in the morning?:confusedshrug:

[Bosnian Sajo]

I thought you were gay :lol

[RidonKs]

you aren't the only one

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

u absolutely have to be relaxed man an erection is a stimulatory response after parasympathetic activation and an inhibition of phosphodiestersae.

if shes a classy girl tho she'll keep her lips sealed

[Dasher]

you aren't the only one
I was expecting white text.

[GOBB]

What does the chick do? Jerk you off, pat the back of your head?

Why didnt you just get some dome? If you did and still couldnt get up? What the hell?

:roll:

[RaininTwos]

:coleman: who you talking to GOBB?

[boozehound]

i was laughing the whole way through, it at least makes me feel comfortable to comment on it instead of staying frustratingly silent the whole time. and sure that's a giant turnoff for her but f*ck it if i'm not happy why should she be :lol

edit: eh **** that the guilt is too much
eat that ***** and make her ***. whisky dick is a weakass excuse.

[RaininTwos]

booze, you cant just go around eating random puss!

[boozehound]

booze, you cant just go around eating random puss!
watch me

[boozehound]

also, 'donksy, I do feel for you. Got a chance to impress a new chick and you cant get it up? Suckass.

Also, I have never understood the whole "whisky"dick. I get really drunk on the regular, but have never had an issue getting it up. Getting off? sure, but not getting it up. Maybe it was nerves. Dont blame that beautiful whisky.

[GOBB]

:coleman: who you talking to GOBB?

You. Didnt quote your post.

[RaininTwos]

You. Didnt quote your post.
she gave me dome, joaquin just died on me bro

like nothing was working.

[-p.tiddy-]

order some viagra...I'm not kidding

it's nothing to be ashamed of, anyone that has sex on a regular comes up short every now and then. Next time have your pills ready, if there is a next time.


every porn star you see today is juiced to hell on viagra...it completely changed the porn industry

[GOBB]

also, 'donksy, I do feel for you. Got a chance to impress a new chick and you cant get it up? Suckass.

Also, I have never understood the whole "whisky"dick. I get really drunk on the regular, but have never had an issue getting it up. Getting off? sure, but not getting it up. Maybe it was nerves. Dont blame that beautiful whisky.

Yeah seriously getting off when hammered is my issue. I dont know the time but I want to say 2 hours of boning and didnt bust a nut. I f*cked so long and hard every muscle in my body was sore the next morning. Not to mention I was still drunk. I was so messed up I went to the kitchen ass naked to get water and I woke up on the floor next to the kitchen table. With blue balls.

[Dolphin]

I've only failed to get up once while not on drugs. I was only 3-4 drinks in too.

And ya, at one point she did ask if I was a virgin (maybe gay too. Can't remember lol)...then later she was on top and she asked if she should moan so my friend and her friend (we picked them up at a bar) would think we were getting it on. I got her to blow me outside in the parking lot of her friend's complex, but that didn't even excite me enough to stay hard.

Will never know why that night happened. Wasn't sad about anything, wasn't cheating on a girl (guilt), wasn't taking medication, etc.

Get out of the washroom and she's gone. Buddy comes out with other girl and she asks where her friend is and I had to say she left...buddy gave me the "wtf do you mean she left?" look.....ya didn't want to talk about it. lol

[GOBB]

she gave me dome, joaquin just died on me bro

like nothing was working.

:roll: joaquin, that sucks!

[GOBB]

I've only failed to get up once while not on drugs. I was only 3-4 drinks in too.

And ya, at one point she did ask if I was a virgin (maybe gay too. Can't remember lol)...then later she was on top and she asked if she should moan so my friend and her friend (we picked them up at a bar) would think we were getting it on. I got her to blow me outside in the parking lot of her friend's complex, but that didn't even excite me enough to stay hard.

Will never know why that night happened. Wasn't sad about anything, wasn't cheating on a girl (guilt), wasn't taking medication, etc.

Get out of the washroom and she's gone. Buddy comes out with other girl and she asks where her friend is and I had to say she left...buddy gave me the "wtf do you mean she left?" look.....ya didn't want to talk about it. lol

:roll: She comes up from going down on you to see the deer in headlights look.

[RaininTwos]

:roll: joaquin, that sucks!
joaquin>>>>>> than all other names you've heard or imagined

he just hit his rookie wall, that's all this is(i hope). he's gotta hall of fame career ahead of him.

[Dasher]

joaquin>>>>>> than all other names you've heard or imagined

he just hit his rookie wall, that's all this is(i hope). he's gotta hall of fame career ahead of him.
The Tyrannosaurus Sex: The Tyrant Wang is easily the greatest dick name of all time.

[RaininTwos]

The Tyrannosaurus Sex: The Tyrant Wang is easily the greatest dick name of all time.
too cinematic, makes you seem like a douchey hipster

[Dasher]

Why wouldn't you want your dick to have a name that evokes grandeur. That everyman dick and/or Peter Parker dick ain't going to take you very far.

[RaininTwos]

my spanish accent is mad sultry bro, the name was no accident. me=sexiest conquistador on ish

[Dolphin]

:roll: She comes up from going down on you to see the deer in headlights look.

I still call it the Michael Myers:

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/michael-myers-outside-window.jpg

"Oh ****.....don't make any sudden movements or she might know I'm standing right in front of her....oh ****, oh ****, she still has my limp d!ck in her mouth....she KNOWS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHkhfdhjchxchjchujdkdfh!!!!"

[KevinNYC]

I thought you were gay :lol

I thought he was black and played the trombone.

[Smoke117]

You guys don't know anything. If you drink too much your mushroom tip will absolutely not get hard. Take it from someone who's floated his liver many a times. Eventually it gets to the point where whether or not you want to screw your dick is just not going to get hard.

[-p.tiddy-]

yeah "whiskey dick" is real for sure...alcohol thins out your blood to hell, doesn't take a doctor to put that one together.

if you can't walk right, you can't fck right either.



all that being said, some of the best sex I've ever had was drunk sex...you have to be at that perfect drunk state where you are drunk, but not to the point you are a slobbering fool.

[boozehound]

You guys don't know anything. If you drink too much your mushroom tip will absolutely not get hard. Take it from someone who's floated his liver many a times. Eventually it gets to the point where whether or not you want to screw your dick is just not going to get hard.
pretty sure that both gobb and I have had more than our fair share of booze. Not everyone is impacted the same way. No matter how drunk I have been (28 shots of stoli, for example), I have never had an issue with getting an erection. Now, I couldnt move or open my eyes the next day, but I definitely got it up and in. Perhaps I am just more virile and manly than all of you. Its a distinct possibility.

[RaininTwos]

pretty sure that both gobb and I have had more than our fair share of booze. Not everyone is impacted the same way. No matter how drunk I have been (28 shots of stoli, for example), I have never had an issue with getting an erection. Now, I couldnt move or open my eyes the next day, but I definitely got it up and in. Perhaps I am just more virile and manly than all of you. Its a distinct possibility.
:oldlol:

[DeuceWallaces]

I drink and get high with the best of them. It's slowed me down on a few occasions, but never stopped me from finishing. Sorry to hear it.

[Go Getter]

I thought Whiskey dick was when you were drunk and ****ed a girl for hours. When I get ****ed up I can go at it like a jack rabbit until I pass out of course.

[boozehound]

I thought Whiskey dick was when you were drunk and ****ed a girl for hours. When I get ****ed up I can go at it like a jack rabbit until I pass out of course.
people disagree on this point. Some people call this whiskydick, others mean not being able to get it up. Again, I have only had the first happen to me, though who knows as I enter my twilight years

[Smoke117]

pretty sure that both gobb and I have had more than our fair share of booze. Not everyone is impacted the same way. No matter how drunk I have been (28 shots of stoli, for example), I have never had an issue with getting an erection. Now, I couldnt move or open my eyes the next day, but I definitely got it up and in. Perhaps I am just more virile and manly than all of you. Its a distinct possibility.

Woah we got a big shot here.

[Balla_Status]

I've experienced both phenomenons. Not getting up when drunk off of rum. And not being able to *** due to being drunk. They both kinda suck especially when the girl wants to stop after cumming once and you wanna keep going.

Shakespeare on whiskey dick:


“It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.”

[-p.tiddy-]

^^^ Shakespeare is right, from a mental aspect it helps because it removes your inhabitons and anxiety. From a physical standpoint being drunk helps no man, unless being an uncordinated dizzy fool helps you somehow.

[GOBB]

I still call it the Michael Myers:

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/michael-myers-outside-window.jpg

"Oh ****.....don't make any sudden movements or she might know I'm standing right in front of her....oh ****, oh ****, she still has my limp d!ck in her mouth....she KNOWS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHkhfdhjchxchjchujdkdfh!!!!"

:roll: :roll:

[GOBB]

pretty sure that both gobb and I have had more than our fair share of booze. Not everyone is impacted the same way. No matter how drunk I have been (28 shots of stoli, for example), I have never had an issue with getting an erection. Now, I couldnt move or open my eyes the next day, but I definitely got it up and in. Perhaps I am just more virile and manly than all of you. Its a distinct possibility.

:roll: So true.

[nightprowler10]

This is the best thread ever. :oldlol:

[RidonKs]

I still call it the Michael Myers:

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/michael-myers-outside-window.jpg

"Oh ****.....don't make any sudden movements or she might know I'm standing right in front of her....oh ****, oh ****, she still has my limp d!ck in her mouth....she KNOWS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHkhfdhjchxchjchujdkdfh!!!!"
:roll:


i think when 'whiskey d*ck' is just the alcohol, you keep going and going and going... until eventually you don't go anymore. you never pop. and i've experienced that.

last night was a combination of that whiskey d*ck effect with general anxiety probably for every reason in the world you could care to name, and that led to limpness personified. yeah gobb, she went down on me... and she was actually damn good. all i can say is all any man can say; it just wasn't happening.

anyway, haven't gotten a second chance because i stayed awake far too early into the morning and it was clear by the time i awoke and she had to work that nothing was happening in the morning. BUT if i play my cards right, which pretty much boils down to telling this girl that i'm free, tomorrow night will be much much better.

that is unless i'm posting on insidepoops at the time, in which case, i'll just be adding onto this thread.

[Balla_Status]

:roll:


i think when 'whiskey d*ck' is just the alcohol, you keep going and going and going... until eventually you don't go anymore. you never pop. and i've experienced that.

last night was a combination of that whiskey d*ck effect with general anxiety probably for every reason in the world you could care to name, and that led to limpness personified. yeah gobb, she went down on me... and she was actually damn good. all i can say is all any man can say; it just wasn't happening.

anyway, haven't gotten a second chance because i stayed awake far too early into the morning and it was clear by the time i awoke and she had to work that nothing was happening in the morning. BUT if i play my cards right, which pretty much boils down to telling this girl that i'm free, tomorrow night will be much much better.

that is unless i'm posting on insidepoops at the time, in which case, i'll just be adding onto this thread.

Here's to your second chance. :cheers:

[L.Kizzle]

Did you suck her tittys?

[ZeN]

Did you suck her tittys?
Man Card Forfeited if he didnt :oldlol: wtf.. how could that not happen.. they had reciprocating oral sex

[Story Up]

You're confusing whiskey with coke dipshit.

[QUIZZLE]

I drink and get high with the best of them. It's slowed me down on a few occasions, but never stopped me from finishing. Sorry to hear it.

No you don't, douche

[DeuceWallaces]

No you don't, douche


Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.

[QUIZZLE]

Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.

This is actually me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshWMq675u8

Let's see you do that.

[DeuceWallaces]

This is actually me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshWMq675u8

Let's see you do that.

Lol keep being an internet tough guy.

[Cali Syndicate]

This is actually me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshWMq675u8

Let's see you do that.

That guy has a video where he ate a few ghost peppers and a tube of icy cold then from what it seems like blacks out.

Is that really you?

[SevereUpInHere]

I met this girl out one night, she was down from Brisbane with a few friends, my mate and I ended up back at the hotel they were staying at. So we go off into one of the rooms and start fooling around. One of her friends busts into the room and hands her a rubber :oldlol:
Anyway, I'm way too drunk and yeah, can't get it up, she went downstairs for a bit, but nothing :oldlol: Gutted, fkn embarrassing, was the 1st time I'd ever been to drunk to get it up.

Wake up in the morning, we start fooling around and this time i'm firing on all cylinders. Thank god. So afterwards, I'm like, sorry about last night, that was much better. She goes "what happened last night?" She was too drunk to remember I couldn't get it up too. I've said, Oh nothing... Result :oldlol:

[bdreason]

It happens homie. If you have a big dick, she'll give you another shot. If not... well don't drink so much hard liquor next time.

[Jailblazers7]

Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.

Arent you a little old to be bragging about how much you can drink on the internet? at least QUIZZLE has the excuse of being young which makes this at least somewhat normal for him.

[SilkyJohnson]

Oh god, I remember the days when I used to bring girls back to my place on a weekly basis, still do as a matter of fact but not quite as often. You'd treat them nice and buy them a nice meal, like a Doner Kebab, but not just any Doner Kebab. A gourmet Doner Kebab, with fine meats, sauces and salad. Wrapped in warm delicious pita bread. Once devoured you'd drop a subtle hint to make her more receptive to the idea of coming back to your place, like say for instance, you're walking past a shop that sells bedroom furniture and you cheekily point and wink to a mattress, to which she smiles and blushes bright red. What colour! And once home, let the passion begin, oh the sweet passion. And you find yourself entering her deliciously warm majesty and everything's just rosie.

[kNIOKAS]

Oh god, I remember the days when I used to bring girls back to my place on a weekly basis, still do as a matter of fact but not quite as often. You'd treat them nice and buy them a nice meal, like a Doner Kebab, but not just any Doner Kebab. A gourmet Doner Kebab, with fine meats, sauces and salad. Wrapped in warm delicious pita bread. Once devoured you'd drop a subtle hint to make her more receptive to the idea of coming back to your place, like say for instance, you're walking past a shop that sells bedroom furniture and you cheekily point and wink to a mattress, to which she smiles and blushes bright red. What colour! And once home, let the passion begin, oh the sweet passion. And you find yourself entering her deliciously warm majesty and everything's just rosie.
:kobe: yeah you have them girls alright

[SilkyJohnson]

:kobe: yeah you have them girls alright

Hells yeah! :milton

[rufuspaul]

I've experienced both phenomenons. Not getting up when drunk off of rum. And not being able to *** due to being drunk. They both kinda suck especially when the girl wants to stop after cumming once and you wanna keep going.

Shakespeare on whiskey dick:

:applause: I was waiting for someone to quote Shakespeare and it was our petroleum engineer who came through! Well done Hawker.

Keep us posted Ridonks. Try and get her passing-out drunk this time and then post pics before, during and after.

[RidonKs]

i might not get a second chance :(

i'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning, my dad is currently staying at me, and i'm not even close to being on schedule packing my shit up

fk me srsly somebody ANYBODY fk me

[Nick Young]

Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.
Damn this guy is so bitter and insecure. Probably on a 9+ month dry streak himself based on his tendency to bitch and moan about everything:lol

[mrpuente]

i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk
thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk

[RidonKs]

thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk
lol

[Balla_Status]

i might not get a second chance :(

i'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning, my dad is currently staying at me, and i'm not even close to being on schedule packing my shit up

fk me srsly somebody ANYBODY fk me
Ill **** you dude.

Here's the plan. Get off of ISH. Turn on music and just rage through the packing. Get 'er done. Cold call the girl. Tell her straight up that you want to bone her and you have to head out tomorrow. Who knows. IT'll probably work.

[RidonKs]

oh i could get it no question, we had a plan to hook back up anyway if i found the time, but my apt... im taking a 15 min break atm but i've been going at it for four hours now and it feels like i've barely started

BUT when there's a will there's a way, thanks for the motivation hawk

[Legend of Josh]

rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?

[RidonKs]

rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?
are they? i've been an admitted nerd on this website for... *checks join date*... going on six years now

[chazzy]

No fap would've helped

[RidonKs]

No fap would've helped
thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?

[chazzy]

thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?
Naah that's not long enough.. you start noticing changes after around 2 weeks

[RidonKs]

one week vs two weeks has never made much of a difference to me few times i've gone that long. never ever had a problem at least getting it up from the get go after that long.

[boozehound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs1zz4zZhdM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKACWLAuiHo