Amare Stoudemire punches glass enclosure of fire extinguisher, cuts hand

[bagelred]

wha?


Marc J. Spears ‏ @SpearsNBAYahoo

Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire cut his hand after punching hard surface in lockeroom, sources tell @YahooSports.

Marc Berman ‏ @NYPost_Berman





It sounds like Amar'e Stoudemire punched a fire extinguisher. I was worried about Mike Bibby for a second.
1m Marc J. Spears Marc J. Spears ‏ @SpearsNBAYahoo



Knicks GM Glen Grunwald confirms @YahooSports report that Amar'e Stoudemire cut his hand.
2m Frank Isola Frank Isola ‏ @FisolaNYDN



It is confirmed. Amar'e suffered a lacerated hand punching something after the game
2m Marc Berman Marc Berman ‏ @NYPost_Berman


Reports Amar'e punched fire extinguisher and is bleeding.


Ian Begley ‏ @IanBegley


League source told me Stoudemire will almost certainly miss game 3 and there's a possibilty he could miss the rest of the series. #Knicks

[inclinerator]

no lin

[macpierce]

yikes

[Kiarip]

maybe he can be injured with wrist problems for the next game so the knicks can finally win a game?!!!

eh? eh?

[BallsOut]

Little did Knicks fans know, the "hard surface" was actually JR Smith's skull. :lol

[SIRI1]

Doctors and paramedics are working on his laceration now. They just said it before Mike Woodson took the podium. Coach Woodson does not wanna talk about it or how it happened.

[pauk]

Fail

[Chaddai]

*BREAKING NBA NEWS**Source: Amare Stoudemire was in a post-game altercation with an unidentified teammate & hurt his hand

**BREAKING NBA NEWS**Source: Amare threw a punch at teammate & missed (Hurt his hand) watch for media cover-up HE WAS IN ALTERCATION!

[LABean]

:wtf:

[Kingwillball]

*BREAKING NBA NEWS**Source: Amare Stoudemire was in a post-game altercation with an unidentified teammate & hurt his hand


A teammate or a Fire Extinguisher ?

[bagelred]

A teammate or a Fire Extinguisher ?

Apparently, missed teammate and hit the glass covering extinguisher.

[Chaddai]

A teammate or a Fire Extinguisher ?

He tried to punch a teammate but he missed and hit the fire extinguisher.

[Nash]

wow

[inclinerator]

he tried to punch melo

[KingBeasley08]

:wtf:

[Kingwillball]

He tried to punch a teammate but he missed and hit the fire extinguisher.


Not sounding Cute..

[YAWN]

He tried to punch a teammate but he missed and hit the fire extinguisher.
:roll:

too good to be true.

[Whoah10115]

Wait, did he really try to punch a teammate or are people teasing?

[Chaddai]

Wait, did he really try to punch a teammate or are people teasing?

He tried to lol.

[Riley Martin]

Are we guessing his target was Carmelo or someone else?

[bagelred]

Wait, did he really try to punch a teammate or are people teasing?

That's real speculation, but don't know for sure.

[bagelred]

Flagrant foul on Amare. Fire extinguisher gets 2 shots and the ball.

[PickernRoller]

Knick players auto injure themselves....:lol :lol by the end of this series there won't be any player without an injury:roll: :roll:

[Noob Saibot]

Stat must be bleeding like crazy if paramedics are needed.

[InspiredLebowski]

How bad's this cut?

[FireMcFailPlease]

that fainted cheer i hear is knick fans if amare is out

[Chaddai]

That's real speculation, but don't know for sure.

He did. Think about it, why would you punch a fire extinguisher? That would hurt your hand.

[Zackmorris]

I don't think he tried to punch a teammate.

The salt keeps on pouring :(

[GoRapz]

I have a feeling it was that numbskull JR Smith. Why does Woodson even play this guy?? :facepalm

[AKADS]

Knicks must be kicking themselves for amnestying Billups not Amare

[Zackmorris]

Flagrant foul on Amare. Fire extinguisher gets 2 shots and the ball.

:lol :lol

[T-Time3]

Flagrant foul on Amare. Fire extinguisher gets 2 shots and the ball.
This, and amare wouldnbe suspended for the whole post season.

[D-Wade316]

Wow. He must be raging about the touches he received.

[niko]

None of the real reporters are speculating he punched a teammate so ill wait on that. Why would he punch the glass? Because he's a ****ing moron.

[reppy]

So, is D'antoni still to blame or is the Woodson honeymoon over?

[ClutchOver9000]

Amare just go away...

[Balla_Status]

Great Collison is in who had free reign to rape the shit outta Nowitzki last playoffs.

[christian1923]

Knicks basketballl.... im so embarassed

[InspiredLebowski]

He did. Think about it, why would you punch a fire extinguisher? That would hurt your hand.Plus it's glass. Even if you're all heated and impulsively punch something no one's going to punch freaking glass.

[truhooper]

:roll:

[Alamo]

Fool punching fire extinguishers? :wtf:

[Kingwillball]

So Im sure he needs Stitches if he punched Glass.. And WHY would he Punch through Glass ?? Swinging and Missing a Teamate and Hitting Glass Sounds Ridiculous but Beleivable.

[pegasus]

Apparently, missed teammate and hit the glass covering extinguisher.
So another miss by Amare.

[ClutchOver9000]

So, is D'antoni still to blame or is the Woodson honeymoon over?

:lol we wouldnt even sniff the playoffs w/ Dantoni...

Miami is in a league of their own..

[Kingwillball]

Better For Knicks in Garden for Amare t be Out so Melo can Play 4 and space the Floor better Like Before Amare came back..

[pauk]

But why so much attention around this with paramedics and so on? Did he cut an artery in the hand or something?

[LBJMVP]

guarantee that amare was bitching to someone about the loss, and whoever he was bitching to said somthing like....

"we were playing great until you shitty, no defense playing ass came back... F*ck you and F*ck you stupid cornrose."

then amare proceeded to throw a punch, missed, and hit a fire extinguisher.

[ClutchOver9000]

guarantee that amare was bitching to someone about the loss, and whoever he was bitching to said somthing like....

"we were playing great until you shitty, no defense playing ass came back... F*ck you and F*ck you stupid cornrose."

then amare proceeded to throw a punch, missed, and hit a fire extinguisher.

:lol thats the way I think it went down too...

[Celtic_Pride]

Great

Now if Knicks lose Game 3 their fans will have a nice excuse of missing their 2nd best player :applause:

[Chaddai]

No one is stupid enough to punch glass for no reason, so there had to be a fight between Amare and some guy in his team. He just missed and hit the glass. The media and Knicks just trying to hide the info.

[niko]

I think he just punched at the wall and hit the fire extinguisher part. If its a teammate it will come out from real sources. You don't think these reporters that all hate the Knicks will post that immediately?

However, if he punched a teammate im assumign its JR SMith.

[Kiarip]

I have a feeling it was that numbskull JR Smith. Why does Woodson even play this guy?? :facepalm
because he's the knicks' best shooting guard, and the best pick and roll passer.

[niko]

Note: He threw a left? as a punch?

[Kingwillball]

guarantee that amare was bitching to someone about the loss, and whoever he was bitching to said somthing like....

"we were playing great until you shitty, no defense playing ass came back... F*ck you and F*ck you stupid cornrose."

then amare proceeded to throw a punch, missed, and hit a fire extinguisher.


+1.. Probably Right

[LBJMVP]

I think he just punched at the wall and hit the fire extinguisher part. If its a teammate it will come out from real sources. You don't think these reporters that all hate the Knicks will post that immediately?

However, if he punched a teammate im assumign its JR SMith.

fire extinguishers are almost inside a a glass enclosed case.... you smash the glass and grab the extinguishers.

[Chaddai]

I think he just punched at the wall and hit the fire extinguisher part. If its a teammate it will come out from real sources. You don't think these reporters that all hate the Knicks will post that immediately?

However, if he punched a teammate im assumign its JR SMith.

He didn't punch the wall. He punched glass / fire extinguisher.

[SDtotheBay]

no surprise he missed

[albas89]

wow, this is a deja vu from last year's playoffs for the Knicks. then it was Billups who went down in game 1, now it was Shumpert. Stoudemire went down in game 2 with his back problems, now he cuts his hand

I guess the series outcome will be the same as well, take out the brooms...:facepalm

[DuMa]

ths is god's way of telling melo... take more shots please

[niko]

fire extinguishers are almost inside a a glass enclosed case.... you smash the glass and grab the extinguishers.
its his left. he was walking by. threw his hand out to hit the wall and didn't see the glass.

Throw punches left handed, if he was angry and threw a punch it would be the right hand, not the left.

[bagelred]

If it was Lebron, story would have been extinguisher punched Lebron. Lebron flops and points at extinguisher. Two shots and ball.

[LBJMVP]

its his left. he was walking by. threw his hand out to hit the wall and didn't see the glass.

Throw punches left handed, if he was angry and threw a punch it would be the right hand, not the left.

didnt see glass :lol

come on man... it a big red box sticking out of the wall that has a glass cover, you can't miss seeing it.

[bingo123]

LOL at this clown getting paid 18+ millions per year...

[REACTION]

Someone shopped this on twitter pretty quick. :lol

http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

Maybe Amare was seeing red from this loss and started hallucinating.

[Ancient Legend]

Should have stayed in PHX, Amare.

[MeloMike]

I'd be pissed too if I only got 9 shots if i made 2/3s of them.

But this is probably the best thing for the Knicks if he misses a game.

And more shots for Melo. Not that Amare was stopping him before. :oldlol:

[LBJMVP]

Someone shopped this on twitter pretty quick. :lol

http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

Maybe Amare was seeing red from this loss and started hallucinating.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

thats good.

[niko]

didnt see glass :lol

come on man... it a big red box sticking out of the wall that has a glass cover, you can't miss seeing it.
its his LEFT hand. If he was angry and threw a punch, it would be left? And go straight through glass? Have you ever been angry and threw a punch? Was it with your off hand?

[MeloMike]

Someone shopped this on twitter pretty quick. :lol

http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

Maybe Amare was seeing red from this loss and started hallucinating.


:roll:

[bagelred]

Jesus, wtf

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[AKADS]

J.A. just tweeted there is blood all over the carpet in the locker room.

[LBJDW305]

Funny how just a couple games can make people look so stupid :lol

[MeLO MvP 15]

I could just imagine his thought process:

Ugh! I'm so mad that I didn't rebound or defend!

*punches fire extinguisher*

Sacrifice!

[Matty2Cool]

Come on Amare that's something you do when you're a drunken college freshman not a multi-million dollar professional athlete.

[albas89]

J.A. just tweeted there is blood all over the carpet in the locker room.
omg, amare proceeded to murder...:roll:

[Clutch]

The closest we have ever been to beating the Heat this season was when Amare was out and Melo played the 4.

[LBJMVP]

its his LEFT hand. If he was angry and threw a punch, it would be left? And go straight through glass? Have you ever been angry and threw a punch? Was it with your off hand?


yes i have been angry and threw a punch... but i knew exactly where i was throwing it... i don't F*cking close my eyes and punch at a random point.

[derb2k2]

this some trippy ass sh*t homes

[bagelred]

Haha....CSI Miami......David Curoso "Apparently..........Amar'e can't handle the Heat........"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!............."

[Ancient Legend]

Amare has had a tough life, both on and off the court, but he always contained himself... but this year it's all been unraveling slowly

Think about it...

Off the court:

- His mother in jail
- His brother died in a car accident

On the court:

- Those damn suspensions in 2007, most likely costing them a ring.
- The Tim Duncan three pointer.
- Playing like an MVP in NY until Melo Arrived.
- Not proving himself without Nash.

Injuries:
- The microfracture surgery, after which he lost a great deal of explosiveness.
- Detached retina, after which he had stand upside down 6 hours per day for his eyes to heal.
- The herniated back

[niko]

yes i have been angry and threw a punch... but i knew exactly where i was throwing it... i don't F*cking close my eyes and punch at a random point.
which hand did you use? Your dominant hand or your off hand?

[UtahJazzFan88]

Extremely stupid move, but I can understand the frustration.

[MeLO MvP 15]

The closest we have ever been to beating the Heat this season was when Amare was out and Melo played the 4.
Well obviously.

We had so much success with Melo at the 4 next to Tyson. Amar'e should come off the bench. It'd help his game. And if your not gonna bring him off the bench, then at least stagger his minutes so he's ALWAYS on the court when Melo and/or Amar'e aren't.

[Whoah10115]

Can we all stop assuming and just wait to hear something?

[niko]

Are you people saying there was a fight seriously posting Incarcerated Bob's bullshit? Seriousy? Someone jsut retweeted me that as proof.

[Clutch]

Haha....CSI Miami......David Curoso "Apparently..........Amar'e can't handle the Heat........"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!............."
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I'm laughing so hard right now. You're a genius.

[DFish]

http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0REPU.jpg

[BallsOut]

YES, Melo back to the 4, beasting opposing PFs, taking em off the dribble, having his way with em. :lol

[LBJMVP]

which hand did you use? Your dominant hand or your off hand?


i've done both... same reason he did, had a tough b-ball game and came into the locker and banged the door, the wall, and the lockers.

i understand where he is coming from, but you really can't miss seeing a fire hydrant.

[ClutchOver9000]

Someone shopped this on twitter pretty quick. :lol

http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

Maybe Amare was seeing red from this loss and started hallucinating.

:lol :roll: :roll: :lol

:applause:

[Nori]

Amare has had a tough life, both on and off the court, but he always contained himself... but this year it's all been unraveling slowly

Think about it...

Off the court:

- His mother in jail
- His brother died in a car accident

On the court:

- Those damn suspensions in 2007, most likely costing them a ring.
- The Tim Duncan three pointer.
- Playing like an MVP in NY until Melo Arrived.
- Not proving himself without Nash.

Injuries:
- The microfracture surgery, after which he lost a great deal of explosiveness.
- Detached retina, after which he had stand upside down 6 hours per day for his eyes to heal.
- The herniated back

That's right, all the emotion just came out now probably. The word is that he tried to punch some of his teammates. But i will say this, Amare isn't a dude that i would mess with.

[bagelred]

Hand wrapped. Arm in a sling. :facepalm

[LBJMVP]

Can we all stop assuming and just wait to hear something?


but its fun to assume!! this thread is already full of good stuff.

[chazzy]

Walked out in a sling

[BallsOut]

i've done both... same reason he did, had a tough b-ball game and came into the locker and banged the door, the wall, and the lockers.

i understand where he is coming from, but you really can't miss seeing a fire hydrant.

:biggums: too much info bro

[niko]

i've done both... same reason he did, had a tough b-ball game and came into the locker and banged the door, the wall, and the lockers.

i understand where he is coming from, but you really can't miss seeing a fire hydrant.

I think you are taking it as, he looked, sized it up and punched forward. Im taking it as he swung his hand out (since it was the off hand) and hit something. I slammed my hand on a knife on a table because i was angry over a foul call watching TV (yes i am retarded i am aware...)

[Clutch]

Frank Isola ‏ @FisolaNYDN
Knicks announce no practice for Tuesday. Hopefully, the CSI Miami investigation will be completed by then

This shit is gold :roll:

[Clutch]

It's getting better.

netw3rk ‏ @netw3rk
Amar'e Stoudemire: DNP-Full Retard

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I was so sad after the loss but this shit actually made me forget about it for a second and laugh.

[Chaddai]

So you guys think he punched this intentionally? :roll:
https://p.twimg.com/Arxu3tnCMAABflr.jpg
^ is the replaced fire extinguisher after he broke the first one.

[LBJMVP]

:biggums: too much info bro

:lol
didnt catch that i wrote banged...

but seriously, banging a locker >>> banging p*ssy

saaaaaaaayyyyy whaaaattt

[TheNaturalWR]

YES, Melo back to the 4, beasting opposing PFs, taking em off the dribble, having his way with em. :lol

OMG THERE'S HOPE???? :oldlol:

[BallsOut]

What really happened was that there was a fire in the Knicks locker room and Amare was only trying to help put it out :lol

[DuMa]

rofl TNT just showed amare in a sling walking out

[All Net]

:wtf:

[insidehoops]

Photo from Deadspin:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17l8m36noqmqzjpg/original.jpg

[Matty2Cool]

lol sling wtf

[LBJDW305]

Knicks getting trolled hard right now...that franchise is a black hole

[niko]

Amare is a ****ing true hero. Clearly he was putting out a fire in the locker room.

[AKADS]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.

[stallionaire]

Photo from Deadspin:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17l8m36noqmqzjpg/original.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[stallionaire]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[bagelred]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.

nice:applause: wish i said that.

[LBJDW305]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.

Omg :roll: :roll:

[niko]

So how many games will he be suspended for the punch?

[InspiredLebowski]

#hipstersling

[ClutchOver9000]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.

:lol :applause:

[LBJDW305]

So how many games will he be suspended for the punch?

Doesnt matter:yaohappy:

[InspiredLebowski]

Steve Novak just broke his toe kicking a urinal

Josh Harrellson just broke a tooth after hitting it on a counter while headbanging to Slipknot

[All Net]

This is Woodsons fault, he wasn't specific he wanted Amare to attack the glass during the game.

I laughed

:oldlol:

[LBJDW305]

Steve Novak just broke his toe kicking a urinal

Josh Harrellson just broke a tooth after hitting it on a counter while headbanging to Slipknot

Pacers finally beat a Dwight howardless magic team :biggums:

[KDTrey5]

LOL idiot

[InspiredLebowski]

Pacers finally beat a Dwight howardless magic team :biggums:I saw

[Clutch]

I'm a Knicks fan and I find this funny.

I can't even imagine how the rest of you feel. The Knicks situation in the playoffs is pure comedy. :oldlol:

[niko]

I'm a Knicks fan and I find this funny.

I can't even imagine how the rest of you feel. The Knicks situation in the playoffs is pure comedy. :oldlol:
And honestly, it doesn't hurt us. It is bad saying that, but its totally true.

[NumberSix]

I can't imagine how frustrated Amar'e is. Playing for a braindead franchise and now being forced to play 2nd fiddle to an inferior chucker.

[ClutchOver9000]

I'm a Knicks fan and I find this funny.

I can't even imagine how the rest of you feel. The Knicks situation in the playoffs is pure comedy. :oldlol:

:cheers:

[All Net]

Makes you wonder if NY will even win a game off Miami at this rate.

[sportsfan76]

Barkley's reaction to the story

"That's just stupid, you can't punch glass. You obviously are going to cut your hand.'



LMAO!!!!!!!!11

[Clutch]

And honestly, it doesn't hurt us. It is bad saying that, but its totally true.
Yeah. Like I said the closest we came to beating the Heat was at the Garden when Amare was out and Melo played the 4.

[LBJMVP]

Barkley's reaction to the story

"That's just stupid, you can't punch glass. You obviously are going to cut your hand.'



LMAO!!!!!!!!11


it true... i would love to know exactly what went on when he punched the glass! but sadly, we will never know.

[Scoooter]

Yeah. Like I said the closest we came to beating the Heat was at the Garden when Amare was out and Melo played the 4.
We beat them last year in the Garden. They're not superheroes.

[Blue&Orange]

this thread is pure win, great jokes...


Amare looked apathetic all game, looked like he didn't wanted the ball at all, and then punches glass. I'm speechless.

[stallionaire]

Kenny is making me die...

"We've all been on teams where guys do dumb things... Now Mike Bibby and Carmelo Anthony are on a team where a guy has done a dumb thing."

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[InspiredLebowski]

Brian Windhorst tweeted a picture of one of the fire extinguisher boxes like Amare punched. It's got a door with a little window that goes the length of it, the whole front isn't glass. Someone said Amare did it walking by right after the Knicks left the court. Could have meant to just hit the door part and hit the glass.

Still stupid.

[BlackVVaves]

Even Bynum wouldn't do that dumb shit.

Even MCGEE wouldn't punch GLASS.

[Scoooter]

this thread is pure win, great jokes...


Amare looked apathetic all game, looked like he didn't wanted the ball at all, and then punches glass. I'm speechless.
Getting under the basket, waving his arms, and jumping up and down makes him look like he doesn't want the ball?

:wtf:

Does he need a billboard?

[Chaddai]

Incarcerated Bob ‏ @incarceratedbob
Amare overheard yelling at teammates in hallway heading in2 locker-room exact location of broken glass / fire extinguisher (JR Smith/Tyson)

[Kobe 4 The Win]

So Amare isn't even smart enough to not punch a fire extinguisher? This dude is looking for a way out.

[LoneyROY7]

Getting under the basket, waving his arms, and jumping up and down makes him look like he doesn't want the ball?

:wtf:

Does he need a billboard?

You love Amare and hate Carmelo. We get it.

Both have been trash so far in the playoffs.

[Scoooter]

You love Amare and hate Carmelo. We get it.

Both have been trash so far in the playoffs.
It doesn't have to be that way. The culprit is Woodson.

[bagelred]

Ian Begley ‏ @IanBegley


League source told me Stoudemire will almost certainly miss game 3 and there's a possibilty he could miss the rest of the series. #Knicks

oh my oh my oh my :hammerhead:

[sportsfan76]

Amare finally attacked the GLASS!!

LOL

[Qwyjibo]

Is this enough to void his contract? I'm sure the Knicks management is going over every sentence of that hoping to find something.

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Amare finally attacked the GLASS!!

LOL


10 years later. Lol.

[LoneyROY7]

It doesn't have to be that way. The culprit is Woodson.

Is it Woodson's fault that Amare misses point blank lay-ups when he does get the ball?

Is it Woodson's fault that Amare shows no desire or passion whatsoever on the court when a play isn't called for him? It's called getting some offensive rebounds and put-backs. But no, Amare just stands in the corner and sulks.

Great players play great. Period.

[Scoooter]

Is it Woodson's fault that Amare misses point blank lay-ups when he does get the ball?
He was 6 for 9 today. :wtf:

And yes, it is Woodson's fault for not getting him the touches.


Great players play great. Period.
Well then the Kicks don't have any great players.

[ClutchOver9000]

:applause: good job Amare

wait... I mean :facepalm ...

nah I really mean :applause:

[Clutch]

Frank Isola ‏ @FisolaNYDN
Let's see, Knicks lose. Melo shoots 12-for-26 in 45 mins, Amar'e 6-for-9 in 41 mins. I think the CSI Miami investigation has a solid lead

[Haymaker]

Amare finally attacked the GLASS!!

LOL :oldlol:

[AKADS]

Is this enough to void his contract? I'm sure the Knicks management is going over every sentence of that hoping to find something.
How much the knicks are hoping for this I hope they get stuck with this 100 million dollar uninsured contract.

[boozehound]

Better For Knicks in Garden for Amare t be Out so Melo can Play 4 and space the Floor better Like Before Amare came back..
this might be true is shump and even lin were back. I do like the lineup with him at the 4, but only with shump to defend the perimeter. maybe play jeffries a lot more with switches on D

[lbj23clutch]

Can the Knicks get any worse? Geez they need some serious change next season, and I'm looking at Amare. Ship his ass out. Amare has no winning mentality whatsoever. No consistency at all with these guys. Loads of talent, but poor leadership. They need a guy like CP3 to lead them to the promise land. Amare and Melo just aren't true leaders.

[ProfessorMurder]

Amare finally attacked the GLASS!!

LOL
:oldlol:

[BlueandGold]

So is that confirmed? He was aiming at a teammate?

[Smoke117]

what a stupid mother ****er.

[LBJMVP]

So is that confirmed? He was aiming at a teammate?


i dont know if it's confirmed...

that latest thing i've seen from twitter is this quote

"it is confirmed that amare as heard argueing with teammates at the same spot the glass was broken"... or somthing like that.

either way, he f*cked up.

[lilgodfather1]

If anyone here has hit a window/glass before that shit hurts like a maf****a. My hand needed 10 stitches, I lost a lot of blood, and I almost passed out from the blood I lost. It really sucks when you miss a guys head and hit a window.

Edit: I partially tore a tendon in my middle finger and little finger. Couldn't move my little finger in to clench a fist for almot a month. As for my middle finger it wouldn't completely extend for about a week.

[outbreak]

DOes anyone know if an injury like this can make a contract void? Like the scootergate incident could have done?

[francesco totti]

I cant believe this idiocy, at one point i thought the threads were trolling.
its actually true, what an idiot..

[BlueandGold]

i dont know if it's confirmed...

that latest thing i've seen from twitter is this quote

"it is confirmed that amare as heard argueing with teammates at the same spot the glass was broken"... or somthing like that.

either way, he f*cked up.
I see.. it looks like he might have been arguing with a teammate and that's what caused him to go berserk and punch the wall/fire extinguisher.. the media sometimes elaborates on things much more than they should (to the point of making stuff up).

If he was though there is no way you can justify something like that. If I were the Knicks I would look to move him, after denying reports that anything of the sort happened (even though it might have).


If anyone here has hit a window/glass before that shit hurts like a maf****a. My hand needed 10 stitches, I lost a lot of blood, and I almost passed out from the blood I lost. It really sucks when you miss a guys head and hit a window.

Edit: I partially tore a tendon in my middle finger and little finger. Couldn't move my middle finger in to clench a fist for almot a month. As for my middle finger it wouldn't completely extend for about a week.

wow ouch.

[DuMa]

isnt the glass on a fire extinguisher door breakaway glass? same as the glass in automobiles meaning when they break, it breaks away into peices so you cant cut yourself.

[lilgodfather1]

DOes anyone know if an injury like this can make a contract void? Like the scootergate incident could have done?
I doubt it. Seems like if it could the Knicks should completely jump on top of that though. Nobody wants Amare's contract.

[lilgodfather1]

isnt the glass on a fire extinguisher door breakaway glass? same as the glass in automobiles meaning when they break, it breaks away into peices so you cant cut yourself.
http://twitter.com/#!/WindhorstESPN/status/197154387104247808/photo/1

http://twitter.com/#!/WindhorstESPN/status/197154387104247808/photo/1

[InspiredLebowski]

https://twitter.com/#!/Amareisreal/statuses/197173051803176960 (https://twitter.com/#%21/Amareisreal/statuses/197173051803176960)

I am so mad at myself right now, I want to apologize to the fans and my team, not proud of my actions, headed home for a new start

[boozehound]

https://twitter.com/#!/Amareisreal/statuses/197173051803176960 (https://twitter.com/#%21/Amareisreal/statuses/197173051803176960)
headed home? for a new start? where, amar'e?


That being said, it is a little sad to see him go down like this. If only shump were available

[InspiredLebowski]

headed home? for a new start? where, amar'e?Pretty sure he's talking about Jerusalem

[lilgodfather1]

I see.. it looks like he might have been arguing with a teammate and that's what caused him to go berserk and punch the wall/fire extinguisher.. the media sometimes elaborates on things much more than they should (to the point of making stuff up).

If he was though there is no way you can justify something like that. If I were the Knicks I would look to move him, after denying reports that anything of the sort happened (even though it might have).



wow ouch.
Yeah bunch of scars. But it's cool I just tell people I was in a bar fight and got stabbed by some idiot with a beer bottle but blocked it with my hand.

[dyna]

Pretty sure he's talking about Jerusalem

:lol

[inclinerator]

isnt the glass on a fire extinguisher door breakaway glass? same as the glass in automobiles meaning when they break, it breaks away into peices so you cant cut yourself.
heat rigged their fire extinguishers

[KDTrey5]

Pretty sure he's talking about Jerusalem
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[NewYorkNoPicks]

Amare's an awesome guy, lots of heart, really like his intensity and desire to win. However it's just not working, it's clear we need Melo to be the #1 guy in order for us to win; and Amare cant seem to coexist on the floor with him. In addition to that, although Stat's athleticism seems to have returned he is beginning the decline of his career. Stat needs to go, should've done that Chandler + Amare for D12 trade... smh

[BigTicket]

I had a friend who broke his hand this way, twice.

Punching walls when you're frustrated is not the greatest of ideas.

Sucks for all of us fans, since the series will be a lot less entertaining without Amare.

[Meticode]

Haha....CSI Miami......David Curoso "Apparently..........Amar'e can't handle the Heat........"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!............."
OMG I ****ing laughed so hard. I'm imaging Curoso standing inthe locker room looking at the blood with his shades on saying this. :roll:

[TheBluest]

OMG I ****ing laughed so hard. I'm imaging Curoso standing inthe locker room looking at the blood with his shades on saying this. :roll:


EPIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

[outbreak]

Amare's an awesome guy, lots of heart, really like his intensity and desire to win. However it's just not working, it's clear we need Melo to be the #1 guy in order for us to win; and Amare cant seem to coexist on the floor with him. In addition to that, although Stat's athleticism seems to have returned he is beginning the decline of his career. Stat needs to go, should've done that Chandler + Amare for D12 trade... smh

Orlando said they didn't want his large uninsurable contract...

[Cowboy Thunder]

guarantee that amare was bitching to someone about the loss, and whoever he was bitching to said somthing like....

"we were playing great until you shitty, no defense playing ass came back... F*ck you and F*ck you stupid cornrose."

then amare proceeded to throw a punch, missed, and hit a fire extinguisher.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :applause: :applause:

[NewYorkNoPicks]

Orlando said they didn't want his large uninsurable contract...

Otis Smith was the one who contacted the Knicks about Amare... not the other way around

[TheBluest]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :applause: :applause:


Cornrows...not cornrose Cornbreh

[Cowboy Thunder]

Amare has had a tough life, both on and off the court, but he always contained himself... but this year it's all been unraveling slowly

Think about it...

Off the court:

- His mother in jail
- His brother died in a car accident

On the court:

- Those damn suspensions in 2007, most likely costing them a ring.
- The Tim Duncan three pointer.
- Playing like an MVP in NY until Melo Arrived.
- Not proving himself without Nash.

Injuries:
- The microfracture surgery, after which he lost a great deal of explosiveness.
- Detached retina, after which he had stand upside down 6 hours per day for his eyes to heal.
- The herniated back

holy crap. I feel bad for laughing now.

[stephanieg]

Maybe Amare watched too many action movies and thought you could jump through a window no problem.

[Cowboy Thunder]

Pretty sure he's talking about Jerusalem

omg :lol

[tomtucker]

stand upside down 6 hours per day for his eyes to heal.
,,,

what ?

[Scoooter]

I think he meant lay face down.

[The Macho Man]

What did John ever do to him?










BAGELRED JOKE

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8wvmcaHf41qamjupo1_500.jpg

[GreatHILL]

if u want your career die go to the knicks :oldlol:

[madmax]

LMAO:roll:

[strifed169]

amare had to do headstands 6 hours a day? lmao

[PTB Fan]

:biggums:

[blablabla]

Cornrows...not cornrose Cornbreh
cornrolls
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120588

[bagelred]

Cornrows...not cornrose Cornbreh

Amar'e doesn't have Cornrows, idiot!


He has CornColumns. They go vertically.

[Blue&Orange]

https://twitter.com/#!/Amareisreal/statuses/197173051803176960


Where's my apology?

:lol

[Nash]

Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher

Come at me, bro @amareisreal

:roll: :roll:

[The Ownage]

:roll: this thread is hilarious. Pure gold.

I really thought this series could go to 6 games but we'll have to settle for the sweep. I wonder what drama comes in game 3.

[Clutch]

:roll: this thread is hilarious. Pure gold.

I really thought this series could go to 6 games but we'll have to settle for the sweep. I wonder what drama comes in game 3.
2012 playoffs offered shitty games (except Thunder-Mavs series) but lots of drama.
Rose and Shumpert torn ACL,Amare attacks the glass,Clippers with the biggest comeback in playoffs history after Clippersfan86 was getting roasted :roll:

[Tmuston Beltics]

"Amare cuts hand in locker room after punching wall"

http://haakonamna.blog24h.com/uploads/john_wall_big_1192.jpg

Brada y did u hit me :facepalm

[The Ownage]

2012 playoffs offered shitty games (except Thunder-Mavs series) but lots of drama.
Rose and Shumpert torn ACL,Amare attacks the glass,Clippers with the biggest comeback in playoffs history after Clippersfan86 was getting roasted :roll:
And I missed all of it except last nights game.

Playoffs are at a bad time for me. But hey at least I didn't witness the 33 point loss :banana:

[swi7ch]

Knicks will win Game 3 then.

Amar'e is causing the Knicks all these losses dating back to pre-LINsanity with his lack of effort on both ends of the floor.

[niko]

I'm not sure why people think this is so impossible, i've seen baseball players punch metal pipes, one of the mets chopped a finger off with a big siccor cutting branches, etc.

Athletes are not pros based on their high IQ's.

[heyhey]

Haha....CSI Miami......David Curoso "Apparently..........Amar'e can't handle the Heat........"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!............."

:roll: good stuff:applause: :applause:

I don't think our chance at winning game 3 will be that much lower, if at all, without amare. he was getting abused out there. losing shump already ended the series

[TheBluest]

cornrolls
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120588


Come on my Del Negro

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_069A9Bo_bIw/S7TEQDgSAwI/AAAAAAAAAr8/MomkKjEeLeo/s400/cornrow+hairstyles+3.jpg

Cornrows not Cornrolls not Cornrose.

Although Derrick Rose is a Corny basketball point guard

[Tenchi Ryu]

Come on my Del Negro

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_069A9Bo_bIw/S7TEQDgSAwI/AAAAAAAAAr8/MomkKjEeLeo/s400/cornrow+hairstyles+3.jpg

Cornrows not Cornrolls not Cornrose.

Although Derrick Rose is a Corny basketball point guard
I am convinced Rose banged your mom or something.

[Blue&Orange]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

[blablabla]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
:roll: :roll:

[LBJDW305]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Cangri]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
holy sht :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[derb2k2]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

OMFG def one of the greatest gifs ever

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif


OMFG :roll: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :roll:

[rezznor]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
:oldlol:

[Clutch]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
I'm dying :roll: :roll: :roll:

This thread should be remembered as one of the all time greats in ISH history.

[Bigsmoke]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

which movie was this in?

[knickswin]

which movie was this in?

office space

[Tmuston Beltics]

which movie was this in?

fire extinguisher awareness

[Bigsmoke]

office space

fasho

thanx

[DGARAS]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

omfg :roll: :roll: :roll:

[chazzy]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1091853/Glasshole-tz_medium.png

[b1imtf]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[TheBluest]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1091853/Glasshole-tz_medium.png


Did his handler bodyguard punch his left hand through glass too:biggums:

Look at the scar

[MJ(Mean John)]

Amare finally crashes the glass.

[RaininTwos]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
:biggums: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Clutch]

Glasshole :roll: :roll: :roll:

[MaxFly]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Eat Like A Bosh]

I would be pissed too if I were Amare. This man is easily a 20-10 guy and can get you 25PPG every night. You're paying this man 100Mil+ for 5-6 years, yet only giving him 16 shots in 2 games? Hell even J.R Smith took like 17 shots in game 1 alone, Melo took 41 shots(15 and 27 respectively) combined in both games. If you're just asking Amare to hustle and go all the dirty work, why did you sign him in the first place? Should've just used Jared Jefferies.

[Tmuston Beltics]

I would be pissed too if I were Amare. This man is easily a 20-10 guy and can get you 25PPG every night. You're paying this man 100Mil+ for 5-6 years, yet only giving him 16 shots in 2 games? Hell even J.R Smith took like 17 shots in game 1 alone, Melo took 41 shots(15 and 27 respectively) combined in both games. If you're just asking Amare to hustle and go all the dirty work, why did you sign him in the first place? Should've just used Jared Jefferies.


15+27 = 41 [not]

[Zackmorris]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

http://i.imgur.com/fdlzA.png

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Droid101]

Knicks are proven to be a better team when Melo plays the four. Blessing in disguise.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

15+27 = 41 [not]
15 and 26 that was a typo

[alenleomessi]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
best gif ever

[bmulls]

So is this what happens when Amare attacks the glass?

[Droid101]

Was this posted yet?


Maybe Amar'e was just confused.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y6M4ov4qdZs/T6AdXy0weYI/AAAAAAAAAIU/F2gFjxGEKJI/s640/amare-stoudemire-fire-extinguisher.jpg

[DuMa]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u_YJF4iL_McgVnt_jEqNUw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyNQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg

[White Mamba]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif


OMG :roll: :roll: why i cant rep this guy?

this is great:applause:

[bagelred]

ok, who is the dumbass moderator who changes my thread title to a jibberish sentence. What is that?

Why can't I change the title? I created the damn thread........ISH.:facepalm

[bagelred]

The NBA on ESPN ‏ @NBAonESPN

ESPN NY: Amare has no ligament or tendon damage in hand, but is still out for Game 3 (and perhaps longer) vs. Miami. http://es.pn/IjJGyP

Good news or bad news? Eh.......who knows.

[Kiddlovesnets]

At least he cares, though in some kind of stupid way.
:lol

[niko]

ok, who is the dumbass moderator who changes my thread title to a jibberish sentence. What is that?

Why can't I change the title? I created the damn thread........ISH.:facepalm
yeah, i don't get why they changed it to that. after fire glass enclosure pissed him off?

[Nowitzness81]

Keyboard Cat plays off Amare

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/5/1/2990682/video-keyboard-cat-plays-off-amare-stoudemire

[francesco totti]

i still cant stop laughing on this, beyond laughable

[KDTrey5]

ya this guy so dumb LOL. will always be remembered

[LakersReign]

I understand that he was pissed, but come on dude. You're a million dollar athlete, as well as a starter for your team. Think before you act. If he wanted to hit something so bad, go to the gym and pound on the heavy bag for a while. Now he may have wrecked his hand and is doubtful for the next game vs the Heat. Stupid.:facepalm

[niko]

I understand that he was pissed, but come on dude. You're a million dollar athlete, as well as a starter for your team. Think before you act. If he wanted to hit something so bad, go to the gym and pound on the heavy bag for a while. Now he may have wrecked his hand and is doubtful for the next game vs the Heat. Stupid.:facepalm
or punch Lebron or Wade and become a hero to everyone.

[LakersReign]

or punch Lebron or Wade and become a hero to everyone.

Yeah, but he'd probably draw a suspension and fine doing that.:lol

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u_YJF4iL_McgVnt_jEqNUw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyNQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg


Nice shirt

[Clutch]

Yeah, but he'd probably draw a suspension and fine doing that.:lol
Helping the team in two ways. Not only that he might hurt LeBron/Wade but he would get suspended and miss some games.

[memetherapy]

This shouldn't be that surprising... I mean, he did hit his ceiling a couple of years ago! ZING!

[CelticBaller]

lol he did it to avoid being embarrassed by the heat. what a bum

[LBJMVP]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bquskvdF1qhkq6oo1_400.gif

[(e)]

Hahahahahah this shit is epic

[PTB Fan]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

Should be working if it doesn't have any issue.

Great gif.

[ZenMaster]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

Should be working if it doesn't have any issue.

Great gif.


omg that is too funny!

[MaxFly]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u_YJF4iL_McgVnt_jEqNUw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyNQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg

Oh snap... Those will show up next year for sure...