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Fawker
05-02-2012, 01:49 AM
Shaq tested the wrong waters after his career. He should be humbled right about now. The unarticulated but knowledgeable role will always belong to Chuck, not him. His quietness shows he is not truly knowledgeable outside of his experience. He is even learning more about the game in his retirement more than ever.

Bodhi
05-02-2012, 01:57 AM
I wouldn't mind Shaq if he was on any crew other than the TNT one. Ernie, Kenny, and Barkley have amazing chemistry and put together a great show and Shaq just ruins that.

stallionaire
05-02-2012, 01:57 AM
:oldlol: @ Shaq holding up that piece of paper with a '10' written on it in pencil

Just looked like a piece of paper.

TonyD
05-02-2012, 01:59 AM
He is hit or miss for me at an even split, hopefully he gets better.

tazb
05-02-2012, 01:59 AM
dont get why dudes hate on him...?

he's bringing nothing negative to the table, only more lawls.

get over it

FindingTim
05-02-2012, 02:10 AM
dont get why dudes hate on him...?

he's bringing nothing negative to the table, only more lawls.

get over it

you know the Three Musketeers? It's perfect. they don't need a 4th musketeer to come in and ruin the chemistry and hog the attention and try really really hard to fit in with the other three musketeers.

Shaq is the 4th Musketeer.

TheBluest
05-02-2012, 02:12 AM
Shaw is awful and he makes all those guys feel awkward

joshwake
05-02-2012, 02:33 AM
have to agree. He brings nothing to improve it and it does make it awkward at times.

1987_Lakers
05-02-2012, 02:34 AM
Shaq tries to be funny, but he ends up looking like a hater. You can tell Barkley & Kenny don't like him, but Ernie is always kissing his a.ss.

Scoooter
05-02-2012, 02:46 AM
you know the Three Musketeers? It's perfect. they don't need a 4th musketeer to come in and ruin the chemistry and hog the attention and try really really hard to fit in with the other three musketeers.

Shaq is the 4th Musketeer.
You've never read that book, have you?

Scholar
05-02-2012, 02:47 AM
Shaq tested the wrong waters after his career. He should be humbled right about now. The unarticulated but knowledgeable role will always belong to Chuck, not him. His quietness shows he is not truly knowledgeable outside of his experience. He is even learning more about the game in his retirement more than ever.

Shaq on NBATV with Chris Webber? That's fine.

Shaq on TNT? Do not want.


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strifed169
05-02-2012, 02:51 AM
Shaq is only there cause he is Shaq, which is stupid, the material he brings is ordinary as shit. Compare his responses to the other 3 and hes as dull as a stone wall, he just doesnt fit in, Chris Webber or G-money would be 10x better than him.

UtahJazzFan88
05-02-2012, 02:53 AM
He's "OK" I guess, but he's worth keeping when he argues with Chuck. :oldlol:

1987_Lakers
05-02-2012, 02:54 AM
Bring back GP and replace Shaq with Webber. That's all I want.

miller-time
05-02-2012, 02:55 AM
shaq needs writers.

1987_Lakers
05-02-2012, 02:56 AM
I also kind of miss McHale, not only was he funny, but he was 1000000x more knowledgeable than Shaq.

Matty2Cool
05-02-2012, 02:57 AM
c web was good

Pinkhearts
05-02-2012, 03:42 AM
You've never read that book, have you?

LOL. This is good!

comerb
05-02-2012, 03:45 AM
You've never read that book, have you?


Glad at least one other person on this board is educated enough to realize how dumb that analogy was.

FindingTim
05-02-2012, 03:50 AM
You've never read that book, have you?
LOL no :lol
you caught me

FindingTim
05-02-2012, 03:53 AM
Glad at least one other person on this board is educated enough to realize how dumb that analogy was.

hey c'mon let's not get too personal! I have never read the book.
I tried too hard with my response and it was ill-informed and fell flat (kind of like Shaq on TNT)

I'm an idiot, alright. My naivete was illuminated.

Pinkhearts
05-02-2012, 04:20 AM
Watch less basketball

Read more books

JGXEN
05-02-2012, 04:24 AM
Bring back GP and replace Shaq with Webber. That's all I want.
Watching GP and Kenny go at each other on Inside the NBA brings a tear to my eye :roll:

Punpun
05-02-2012, 04:38 AM
I don't see it. Barkley and Shaq going at each other is ****ing gold.

FindingTim
05-02-2012, 04:49 AM
Watch less basketball

Read more books

fair enough.

ralph_i_el
05-02-2012, 09:08 AM
you know the Three Musketeers? It's perfect. they don't need a 4th musketeer to come in and ruin the chemistry and hog the attention and try really really hard to fit in with the other three musketeers.

Shaq is the 4th Musketeer.

There was a 4th musketeer. That was the main character of the book :facepalm

yobore
05-02-2012, 09:11 AM
as someone who just looks at the highlights of the show, shaq seems pretty good. he must be terrible during the parts that dont show up on youtube for all these haters

Quickening
05-02-2012, 09:13 AM
There was a 4th musketeer. That was the main character of the book :facepalm

:lol at people acting like the three musketeers is a must read..... just go watch the film, you see the 4th guy in that.

Ken_Masters
05-02-2012, 10:18 AM
O'neal is horrible on TNT

hawksdogsbraves
05-02-2012, 01:53 PM
It's just that he tries to fill the role of the uncouth funny ex player that Barkley already fills. And he's a lot worse at it. So he's redundant as well as unfunny.

C-Webb is much better, but honestly they don't even really need a fourth person up there most of the time. Not sure why they're always tinkering with it.

Derka
05-02-2012, 02:32 PM
There was a 4th musketeer. That was the main character of the book :facepalm

Bro, the chemistry between the three was awesome. Then the candy bar came along and ****ed it up.

Reverend Hoops
05-02-2012, 02:34 PM
Gary Payton is better than Shaq at what he does. I LOL'ed everytime GP was on.

t-rex
05-02-2012, 02:48 PM
TNT, please get Shaq off the air. He is an embarrassment.:facepalm

LMFAO
05-03-2012, 12:25 AM
Shaq tested the wrong waters after his career. He should be humbled right about now. The unarticulated but knowledgeable role will always belong to Chuck, not him. His quietness shows he is not truly knowledgeable outside of his experience. He is even learning more about the game in his retirement more than ever.
FTW :cheers:

talkingconch
05-03-2012, 12:32 AM
gary payton or cwebb on this would be great television. continuous awards galore.

they have great chemistry. If you could get them together = :bowdown:

Shepseskaf
05-03-2012, 12:33 AM
Shaq has been a disaster on TNT, and it was predictable. He was never funny or insightful to me. Just a boring mumbler with nothing of value to contribute.

Hermit
05-09-2012, 02:13 AM
I guess he is there to stay for the long haul. 3 years to be infact :rolleyes: Probably raped TNT for big bucks too, earns more than Chuck and Kenny solely for his presense. CWebb or Reggie in the studio was not this bad. Shaq has less than ISH poster type of knowledge. All he talks about is himself and his dominance in the 2'000's.

G-train
05-09-2012, 02:15 AM
Shaq tested the wrong waters after his career. He should be humbled right about now. The unarticulated but knowledgeable role will always belong to Chuck, not him. His quietness shows he is not truly knowledgeable outside of his experience. He is even learning more about the game in his retirement more than ever.

That's Dr. O'Neal to you. :pimp:

Tenchi Ryu
05-10-2012, 12:58 AM
Repost from Playoff thread:

Shaq was asking some dumb ass questions....
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

Chuck: what percent do you feel you are currently at?
-Zbo answers question
Shaq: I've been in situations as well where injured and having to return, how do you really feel?
-Zbo answers with the EXACT same fukkin answer

Shaq: It first starts with Belief, do you BELIEVE you can win in the next to rounds?

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
:facepalm :facepalm

Naw Shaq, they think they have no chance in hell...who hired this nikka....

L.Kizzle
05-10-2012, 01:00 AM
gary payton or cwebb on this would be great television. continuous awards galore.

they have great chemistry. If you could get them together = :bowdown:
Payton was too hood for them.

ClutchOver9000
05-10-2012, 01:07 AM
:lol Shaq is so bad...

UtahJazzFan88
05-10-2012, 01:10 AM
Shaq actually for once made a good point, he was talking about Carmelo laughing after a game, and I really don't understand why Carmelo does that. I actually think that's part of the reason why he's clutch but it just seems weird to me that he's smiling and laughing after a game is over.

strifed169
05-10-2012, 01:10 AM
No offense to Shaq but he brings too much proffesionalism to the show and is always serious and when he tries to be funny its forced with a fake ass laugh, he doesn't belong on that panel with the original 3.

1987_Lakers
05-10-2012, 01:10 AM
Payton was too hood for them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVfhFEK6LXc

ClutchOver9000
05-10-2012, 01:19 AM
Shaq actually for once made a good point, he was talking about Carmelo laughing after a game, and I really don't understand why Carmelo does that. I actually think that's part of the reason why he's clutch but it just seems weird to me that he's smiling and laughing after a game is over.

I've always wondered the same thing. Apparently its his nature...

[QUOTE]In the moments after he had led Syracuse to its first national championship, someone asked the freshman with the glowing countenance why, even at the most critical times in the title game in the Superdome, was he smiling?

Whoah10115
05-10-2012, 01:28 AM
Repost from Playoff thread:

Shaq was asking some dumb ass questions....
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

Chuck: what percent do you feel you are currently at?
-Zbo answers question
Shaq: I've been in situations as well where injured and having to return, how do you really feel?
-Zbo answers with the EXACT same fukkin answer

Shaq: It first starts with Belief, do you BELIEVE you can win in the next to rounds?

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
:facepalm :facepalm

Naw Shaq, they think they have no chance in hell...who hired this nikka....




You repeating literally made me lol.

highwhey
05-10-2012, 01:40 AM
Repost from Playoff thread:

Shaq was asking some dumb ass questions....
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

Chuck: what percent do you feel you are currently at?
-Zbo answers question
Shaq: I've been in situations as well where injured and having to return, how do you really feel?
-Zbo answers with the EXACT same fukkin answer

Shaq: It first starts with Belief, do you BELIEVE you can win in the next to rounds?

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
:facepalm :facepalm

Naw Shaq, they think they have no chance in hell...who hired this nikka....
:roll: a big WTF formed in front of me when i noticed this part of the segment as well.

i think c-webb is pretty good, he's laid back without interrupting the flow. tnt should ether bring c-webb in or allow for players as guests.

Nowitzness81
05-10-2012, 03:20 AM
Shaq has been a disaster on TNT, and it was predictable. He was never funny or insightful to me. Just a boring mumbler with nothing of value to contribute.

http://i47.tinypic.com/30963ia.jpg

chazzy
05-10-2012, 03:29 AM
I hate when he laughs extra hard at his own jokes

Funnyfuka
05-10-2012, 09:21 AM
he s immature, frustrated, uneducated, he looks like a bum compared to the others. He s just there cause some marketing genius thought he would appeal to a younger audience but fact is he makes the whole thing feel incredibly awkyard everytime he s there. When i see him i think "oh no, not him again".
Enough with that shit, he just doesnt fit and ruins it all, gtfo.

Punpun
05-10-2012, 09:27 AM
Holy ****, you guys are straight up case of "THey changed it, it sucks". WHen it doesn't. :oldlol:

Funnyfuka
05-10-2012, 09:45 AM
the **** are you talking about retard. He s been sucking hard from the very beginning and it never improved the least. He s lucky he s still there.

Punpun
05-10-2012, 09:46 AM
Did your jimmies get rustled ? :biggums:

CelticsDraftee
05-10-2012, 07:16 PM
http://i.minus.com/iBnAef60hAdrb.gif

Replay32
05-10-2012, 07:23 PM
Shaq is Hilarious. He's seem to be getting a little more comfortable. He's speaking louder and more clear now. Chuck and Shaq have me rolling every show.