View Full Version : The Poor man's thread
Kiddlovesnets
05-04-2012, 09:36 PM
Lets get it started again!
Lebron James is a poor man's Magic Johnson
Dirk Nowitzki is a poor man's Larry Bird
Chris Paul is a poor man's Isiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Jerry West
Steve Nash is a poor man's Kevin Johnson
Ben Wallace is a poor man's Dennis Rodman
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Tracey Mcgrady is a poor man's Vince Carter
Andrew Bynum is a poor man's Shaq O'neal
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's Jason Kidd
Blake Griffin is a poor man's Amare Stoudemire
Marc Gasol is a poor man's Pau Gasol
Carlos Boozer is a poor man's Chris Bosh
OJ Mayo is a poor man's Dwayne Wade
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
Greg Oden is a poor man's Michael Olowokandi
What else?
no pun intended
05-04-2012, 09:37 PM
OP is a poor man's dick.
SpecialQue
05-04-2012, 09:39 PM
OP is a poor man's fleshlight.
LBJDW305
05-04-2012, 09:40 PM
How is KD a poor mans Anthony....it's the other way around
jb220
05-04-2012, 09:40 PM
OP is a poor man's LeBron23
CelticBaller
05-04-2012, 09:42 PM
OP is a poor man's bitch
dunksby
05-04-2012, 09:42 PM
OP is a poor man's tranny.
BGriffin's Dad
05-04-2012, 09:47 PM
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Michael Jordan
Karl Malone is a poor man's Blake Griffin
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's CP3
fixed some for you
Magic Johnson is a poor man's Lebron James
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
Lebron being a poor mans Oscar Robertson makes a bit more sense at least statistically, although im sure Lebron would have managed the same or more likely better overall numbers in Oscars ERA...
nathanjizzle
05-04-2012, 09:48 PM
Jeremy Lin poor mans Yao Ming
jb220
05-04-2012, 09:49 PM
Sorry.. but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
He was also a natural leader that didn't disappear in big moments, if you're saying LeBron > Magic you need to end your pathetic life.
Kiddlovesnets
05-04-2012, 09:50 PM
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
Lebron being a poor mans Oscar Robertson makes a bit more sense at least statistically, although im sure Lebron would have managed the same or better overall numbers in Oscars ERA...
umm I wouldnt downgrade Magic Johnson to poor man's Lebron, hes the third greatest of alltime right below MJ and Wilt.
But yeah, perhaps Lebron being poor man's Oscar Robertson is indeed a better pick. Considering Kobe is poor man's Jerry West, Lebron vs Kobe is quite similar to West vs Robertson of the 60s.
:rockon:
Kornheiser
05-04-2012, 09:51 PM
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
http://i.imgur.com/Vc5Su.jpg
He was also a natural leader that didn't disappear in big moments, if you're saying LeBron > Magic you need to end your pathetic life.
With Magics career 16-19 ppg his entire life you could never see when he "disappeared"... LMFAO....... he was only a passer.... and padding your assists can never "disappear"..... what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals.... difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
Riley Martin
05-04-2012, 09:55 PM
sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
yeah, no... not even close...
i get that you just love Lebron, but having him above Magic on the GOAT list is asinine
JohnnyWall
05-04-2012, 10:00 PM
what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals....
Magic never disappeared and choked in crucial games like LeBron.
http://i.imgur.com/28ZbB.jpg
difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
Right, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh don't score. I guess LeBron needs a Kobe-level scorer to help him win a championship. :oldlol:
yeah, no... not even close...
i get that you just love Lebron, but having him above Magic on the GOAT list is asinine
I am not talking about career accomplishments... :facepalm
but individual player talents themselves.... Magic was NOT a better overall individual player than Lebron...
The only players i considered better individual players than Lebron in NBA history are Michael Jordan, Oscar Robertson and Wilt Chamberlain.....
Magic never disappeared and choked in crucial games like LeBron.
http://i.imgur.com/28ZbB.jpg
Right, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh don't score. I guess LeBron needs a Kobe-level scorer to help him win a championship. :oldlol:
Actually those points dropped in the 4th quarter would be being ON FIRE for a 16-19 ppg player like Magic was....
Besides, im sure a man given the nickname "Tragic-Johnson" had much worse playoff performances....
Speaking of Kobe & Finals... he has actually been worse than Lebron in his Finals appearances at similar age... like his 15 ppg in 2000 Finals and then 22 ppg in the other and so on on much lower FG%.... so no, i dont think he would need a "Kobe-Level scorer"..... if he would had Kobe they wouldnt even be in the Finals as Kobe would shotjacked/ballhoged/bricked that team out of the 1st round or something...
Whoah10115
05-04-2012, 10:11 PM
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
You seriously have to shut the **** up man.
Magic is a better playmaker, a better rebounder, a better post player, a better ball-handler.
Magic Johnson is the 2nd best player of all-time.
Shut the **** up. This shit is offensive.
SyRyanYang
05-04-2012, 10:11 PM
I am not talking about career accomplishments... :facepalm
but individual player talents themselves.... Magic was NOT a better overall individual player than Lebron...
The only players i considered better individual players than Lebron in NBA history are Michael Jordan, Oscar Robertson and Wilt Chamberlain.....
You don't think Shaq was a better individual player?
Riley Martin
05-04-2012, 10:13 PM
I am not talking about career accomplishments... :facepalm
but individual player talents themselves.... Magic was NOT a better overall individual player than Lebron...
The only players i considered better individual players than Lebron in NBA history are Michael Jordan, Oscar Robertson and Wilt Chamberlain.....
and you're very wrong.. I'm talking about GOAT basketball players.. Lebron is not above Magic Johnson
Whoah10115
05-04-2012, 10:13 PM
With Magics career 16-19 ppg his entire life you could never see when he "disappeared"... LMFAO....... he was only a passer.... and padding your assists can never "disappear"..... what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals.... difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
You seriously should be banned. No wonder people hate your favorite player. You can't even get the stat right. It's like you never heard of 46 points in Game 6.
You sit around and talk so much shit on Durant cuz the game is about more than scoring. And you downplay freakin Magic Johnson...who's career playoff average is 19.5, not 16-19 whatever that means. That includes 4 seasons at over 20PPG, a career average of 12.3APG (stat-padded right?), 6 times leading the playoffs in APG, averaging over 15APG twice, while scoring over 20PPG one of those times, being the best player on 4 title runs, being a legit FMVP the one time he wasn't the best player, should have been FMVP at least 4 times, in the best era ever. Being Tragic Johnson because he had a "bad" finals, one of the 9 times he got there...
You are now blocked.
imdaman99
05-04-2012, 10:18 PM
pauk getting ethered like lebron24 was last night :roll:
funny how its always these lebron fanboys :lol
roffie
05-04-2012, 10:25 PM
derrick rose is a poor mans irving. nikka please.
DFish
05-04-2012, 10:28 PM
It takes a special kind of crazy LeBron stan to claim that Magic Johnson stat padded his assists or was a sub-par scorer. :oldlol:
dude77
05-04-2012, 10:53 PM
He was also a natural leader that didn't disappear in big moments, if you're saying LeBron > Magic you need to end your pathetic life.
:roll:
winwin
05-05-2012, 03:38 AM
lol ... first 10 replies are gold
poor OP
t-rex
05-05-2012, 03:55 AM
With Magics career 16-19 ppg his entire life you could never see when he "disappeared"... LMFAO....... he was only a passer.... and padding your assists can never "disappear"..... what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals.... difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
Magic made other players better. That's the difference. Without him, you wouldn't know who Worthy, Cooper, Green and Scott were.
Do you think James Worthy gets an NBA Finals MVP, is ranked among the NBA's 50 greatest players, and elected to the HOF, if Magic isn't playing point?
You are probably young so I will give you pass. But if there is any player in the history of the sport who could not be properly valued just by "googling some stats", it is Magic Johnson.
Nobody with any credibility at this point in Lebron's career would rank him ahead of Magic Johnson. That is not an arguable point.
Alamo
05-05-2012, 03:58 AM
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
Lebron being a poor mans Oscar Robertson makes a bit more sense at least statistically, although im sure Lebron would have managed the same or more likely better overall numbers in Oscars ERA...
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/63164/stop-500x374.jpg
Figlo
05-05-2012, 04:38 AM
Brooks is poor man's Kobe
Turner is poor man's T-mac(in his better days atleast)
BEasley poor man's Melo
NumberSix
05-05-2012, 04:52 AM
All posters are a poor man's NumberSix
Horatio33
05-05-2012, 05:00 AM
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
Lebron being a poor mans Oscar Robertson makes a bit more sense at least statistically, although im sure Lebron would have managed the same or more likely better overall numbers in Oscars ERA...
Magic was a much better teammate, winner, clutch player, leader, champion, open court player, center, etc.
blablabla
05-05-2012, 05:39 AM
kevin martin is a poor mans kd
jared jeffries is a poor mans kg
marshon brooks is a poor mans kobe
luke waltn is a poor mans lebron
k-vil
05-05-2012, 05:44 AM
I am waiting for the ultimate post.
Clutch
05-05-2012, 06:00 AM
MJ is poor man's Tony Allen.
ralph_i_el
05-05-2012, 09:55 AM
Lets get it started again!
Lebron James is a poor man's Magic Johnson
Dirk Nowitzki is a poor man's Larry Bird
Chris Paul is a poor man's Isiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Jerry West
Steve Nash is a poor man's Kevin Johnson
Ben Wallace is a poor man's Dennis Rodman
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Tracey Mcgrady is a poor man's Vince Carter
Andrew Bynum is a poor man's Shaq O'neal
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's Jason Kidd
Blake Griffin is a poor man's Amare Stoudemire
Marc Gasol is a poor man's Pau Gasol
Carlos Boozer is a poor man's Chris Bosh
OJ Mayo is a poor man's Dwayne Wade
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
Greg Oden is a poor man's Michael Olowokandi
What else?
how can durant by a poor man's melo when he's better?
highlighted the other ones i had problems with. otherwise I think that's a fine list.
Mark price is a poor man's steve nash
eric gordon is a RICH man's ben gordon
tyreke evans is a poor man's Lebron
Illyasova is a poor man's Klove
John Wall is a poor man's Jkidd
LMA is a poor man's Timmy Duncan
beasly and Derrick Williams are poor man's melo
adam morrison is a (sub-saharan african) poor man's version of Dirk
Dwyane Rose
05-05-2012, 10:07 AM
OP is a poor man's phagott
O_City_Thunder
05-05-2012, 10:24 AM
OP is a poor man's phagott
:roll: :roll: :roll:
LamarOdom
05-05-2012, 10:35 AM
With Magics career 16-19 ppg his entire life you could never see when he "disappeared"... LMFAO....... he was only a passer.... and padding your assists can never "disappear"..... what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals.... difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
No he didn't he just had Wade and Bosh.
LamarOdom
05-05-2012, 10:36 AM
I am not talking about career accomplishments... :facepalm
but individual player talents themselves.... Magic was NOT a better overall individual player than Lebron...
The only players i considered better individual players than Lebron in NBA history are Michael Jordan, Oscar Robertson and Wilt Chamberlain.....
Que?
Alamo
05-05-2012, 10:44 AM
I don't think Pauk should be allowed to post here anymore after saying Magic is a poor man's Lebron. :facepalm
D-Wade316
05-05-2012, 10:56 AM
Lebron and Magic aren't even comparable. Lebron is a scorer while Magic is a passer. Both clearly played different roles. Don't know why people are comparing both.
SpecialQue
05-05-2012, 11:12 AM
Pauk is a poor man's OP.
OP is a poor man's diaper.
Clutch
05-05-2012, 11:33 AM
God is poor man's Steve Novak :bowdown:
http://i.imgur.com/bIMgY.gif
O.J A 6'4Mamba
05-05-2012, 01:12 PM
Lets get it started again!
Lebron James is a poor man's Magic Johnson
Dirk Nowitzki is a poor man's Larry Bird
Chris Paul is a poor man's Isiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Jerry West
Steve Nash is a poor man's Kevin Johnson
Ben Wallace is a poor man's Dennis Rodman
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Tracey Mcgrady is a poor man's Vince Carter
Andrew Bynum is a poor man's Shaq O'neal
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's Jason Kidd
Blake Griffin is a poor man's Amare Stoudemire
Marc Gasol is a poor man's Pau Gasol
Carlos Boozer is a poor man's Chris Bosh
OJ Mayo is a poor man's Dwayne Wade
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
Greg Oden is a poor man's Michael Olowokandi
What else?
:rockon:
Calabis
05-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Lets get it started again!
Lebron James is a poor man's Magic Johnson
Dirk Nowitzki is a poor man's Larry Bird
Chris Paul is a poor man's Isiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Jerry West
Steve Nash is a poor man's Kevin Johnson
Ben Wallace is a poor man's Dennis Rodman
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Tracey Mcgrady is a poor man's Vince Carter
Andrew Bynum is a poor man's Shaq O'neal
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's Jason Kidd
Blake Griffin is a poor man's Amare Stoudemire
Marc Gasol is a poor man's Pau Gasol
Carlos Boozer is a poor man's Chris Bosh
OJ Mayo is a poor man's Dwayne Wade
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
Greg Oden is a poor man's Michael Olowokandi
What else?
:facepalm
Deuce Bigalow
05-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Lets get it started again!
Lebron James is a poor man's Magic Johnson
Dirk Nowitzki is a poor man's Larry Bird
Chris Paul is a poor man's Isiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant is a poor man's Jerry West
Steve Nash is a poor man's Kevin Johnson
Ben Wallace is a poor man's Dennis Rodman
Kevin Durant is a poor man's Carmelo Anthony
Tracey Mcgrady is a poor man's Vince Carter
Andrew Bynum is a poor man's Shaq O'neal
Rajon Rondo is a poor man's Jason Kidd
Blake Griffin is a poor man's Amare Stoudemire
Marc Gasol is a poor man's Pau Gasol
Carlos Boozer is a poor man's Chris Bosh
OJ Mayo is a poor man's Dwayne Wade
Russell Westbrook is a poor man's Tony Parker
Kyle Irving is a poor man's Derrick Rose
Greg Oden is a poor man's Michael Olowokandi
What else?
:roll:
Whoah10115
05-05-2012, 02:31 PM
OJ Mayo is not similar to Dwyane Wade, other than being a 6'3-6'4 SG.
Deuce Bigalow
05-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Ban pauk please. That is just disgusting.
Bandito
05-05-2012, 02:56 PM
With Magics career 16-19 ppg his entire life you could never see when he "disappeared"... LMFAO....... he was only a passer.... and padding your assists can never "disappear"..... what Lebron did last year in the Finals 18-7-7 on 48% FG is the numbers Magic won Championships with in the Finals.... difference is that Lebron had no Kareem, Worthy, Cooper, Green, Scott and so on to produce scoring for him.....
No but he had Wade and Bosh the top 1 and 5 in their positions and a hot Chalmers who outscored him in the Finals:lol
LBJDW305
05-05-2012, 03:00 PM
I'm starting to hate lebron stans :facepalm
Magic Johnson is a better overall player than lebron is right now. NO ARGUMENT.
D-Wade316
05-05-2012, 03:01 PM
God damn, pauk.
Bandito
05-05-2012, 03:01 PM
All posters are a poor man's NumberSix
NumberSix is a poor man Bandito. Meaning that every poster here is beneath me:lol :lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :coleman:
Kiddlovesnets
05-05-2012, 03:54 PM
:roll:
Whats wrong with that? Jerry West 2nd greatest SG in NBA history, Kobe's role model.
JohnnyWall
05-05-2012, 08:04 PM
DJ is the poor man's McGee.
But McGee is also the poor man's DJ.
Deuce Bigalow
05-05-2012, 08:11 PM
Whats wrong with that? Jerry West 2nd greatest SG in NBA history, Kobe's role model.
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DTreats
05-05-2012, 08:12 PM
Fixed... sorry but the only thing Magic could do better was pass.... Lebron is a better overall offensive player and a ridicilously extremly much better defensive player...
Lebron being a poor mans Oscar Robertson makes a bit more sense at least statistically, although im sure Lebron would have managed the same or more likely better overall numbers in Oscars ERA...
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1336261647386.jpg
inclinerator
05-05-2012, 08:14 PM
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