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jalbert009
05-30-2012, 12:03 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake

Mascot: The White Mamba

BallsOut
05-30-2012, 12:04 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
D.Lee/K.Humphries/J.McRoberts
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake

No Kevin Love? :facepalm

IGotACoolStory
05-30-2012, 12:04 AM
:facepalm

White Mamba > Lee, Hump, and Mcbob

jalbert009
05-30-2012, 12:05 AM
No Kevin Love? :facepalm
lol my bad!!!! :lol

t-rex
05-30-2012, 12:05 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
D.Lee/K.Humphries/J.McRoberts
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake



Where's Scalabrine?

turboranger306
05-30-2012, 12:06 AM
Red rocket matt bonner

stallionaire
05-30-2012, 12:07 AM
Rubio
Fernandez
Bird
Love
Pekovic

Brujesino
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
Andrew Bogut

jalbert009
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
Andrew Bogut
He;s Aussie

KKittles30
05-30-2012, 12:10 AM
[QUOTE=jalbert009]NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake


Brook and Robin Lopez are cuban and white... they don't count neither do landry fields who is black and white and so is kris humphries. and danilo is italian and not from north america.:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

#FAIL

Stuckey
05-30-2012, 12:10 AM
Rubio
Fernandez
Bird
Love
Pekovic

bird?


switch with gallinari

Dictator
05-30-2012, 12:10 AM
Landry Fields and Kris Humpries white?

http://ra.valdezmedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kris-william-and-debra-humphries.jpg

http://www.thewindyapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2njdg7p.png

Brujesino
05-30-2012, 12:11 AM
He;s Aussie
Well you have Gallinari and hes italian:confusedshrug:

dude77
05-30-2012, 12:11 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake

Mascot: The White Mamba

:oldlol: lopez brothers, humphries , l fields ? surprised you didn't list blake griffin as well .. apparently the definition of white has changed

stallionaire
05-30-2012, 12:11 AM
half black = not white

1 drop rule, look it up.

BallsOut
05-30-2012, 12:12 AM
Rubio
Fernandez
Bird
Love
Pekovic

Rubio, Fernandez and Pekovic aren't white.

dude77
05-30-2012, 12:15 AM
Rubio, Fernandez and Pekovic aren't white.

what are they ? mongoloid , black ? :hammerhead:

(e)
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
[QUOTE=jalbert009]NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake


Brook and Robin Lopez are cuban and white... they don't count neither do landry fields who is black and white and so is kris humphries. and danilo is italian and not from north america.:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

#FAIL

Even though they didn't come from North America doesn't mean they arn't white lol. Last time I checked Dirk is white and not from America. You going to try to argue he isn't white too? Lol #fail

IGotACoolStory
05-30-2012, 12:17 AM
WTF, isn't European white? Since most 'white' people in America are from European decent.

Why they got to be born in America? That would be an All-NBA White American team then.

KKittles30
05-30-2012, 12:18 AM
I was going off what he posted saying they're all white north americans. so I didn't fail. I am well aware what color Danilo is.

tpols
05-30-2012, 12:18 AM
Kris Humphries isnt white?

Goddamn it..:facepalm

dude77
05-30-2012, 12:19 AM
Kris Humphries isnt white?

Goddamn it..:facepalm

:oldlol:

Miserio
05-30-2012, 12:19 AM
Nash
Ginobili
Fernandez
Love
Pekovic

Alltime:

Price
Maravich
Bird
McHale
Sikma

KKittles30
05-30-2012, 12:22 AM
so people who speak spanish as their first language are considered white now?

dude77
05-30-2012, 12:22 AM
so people who speak spanish as their first language are considered white now?

really ? wow :facepalm

guy
05-30-2012, 12:25 AM
half black = not white

1 drop rule, look it up.

Given the black majority in the NBA, its only fitting that rule should be reversed here.

Rican_Havok
05-30-2012, 12:26 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake

Mascot: The White Mamba

No Dirk Nowitzki :facepalm

Does Pau Gasol count as white?

Clutchinari
05-30-2012, 12:28 AM
Kaman/Mullens/
Love/Lee/Hansborough
Hayward/Korver
Reddick/Miller
Nash/Hinrich/Blake

Best possible team of all white north americans

(e)
05-30-2012, 12:29 AM
so people who speak spanish as their first language are considered white now?
So people who speak German as their first language are considered white now?

The fck does it matter what their first language is? Not all Spanish speaking people are the same color, just like not all English speaking people are the same color.

Quit being so ignorant.

k-vil
05-30-2012, 12:31 AM
If it's all time:

C: Robert Swift / Luc Longley
PF: Nikoloz Tskitishvili /Adam Keefe / Austin Croshere
SF:Adam Morrison /Brian Scalabraine / Luke Walton
SG:?
PG:?

d.bball.guy
05-30-2012, 12:34 AM
If it's all time:

C: Robert Swift / Luc Longley
PF: Nikoloz Tskitishvili /Adam Keefe / Austin Croshere
SF:Adam Morrison
SG: Luke Walton
PG:Brian Scalabraine
Fixed. No need for bench really, just for injuries.

dude77
05-30-2012, 12:34 AM
If it's all time:

C: Robert Swift / Luc Longley
PF: Nikoloz Tskitishvili /Adam Keefe / Austin Croshere
SF:Adam Morrison /Brian Scalabraine / Luke Walton
SG:?
PG:?

:biggums:

KKittles30
05-30-2012, 12:36 AM
really ? wow :facepalm

why facepalm everyone is saying all the spanish people or argentinians are white.


adding gasol,rubio,ginobili

DirkNowitzki41
05-30-2012, 12:38 AM
I don't get why people like Dirk arent considered White. Who cares if hes Euro? He's still a white guy. or is he black?

BallsOut
05-30-2012, 12:41 AM
I don't get why people like Dirk arent considered White. Who cares if hes Euro? He's still a white guy. or is he black?

He dates black women.

k-vil
05-30-2012, 12:42 AM
Fixed. No need for bench really, just for injuries.
Championship!

d.bball.guy
05-30-2012, 12:43 AM
Championship!
:pimp:

Clutchinari
05-30-2012, 12:44 AM
Why is everyone over looking that the opening post said white north Americans? :facepalm

ImmortalNemesis
05-30-2012, 12:45 AM
No Chandler Parsons? That team NEEDS Parsons for his defense. No Chase Budinger? IF Walton can crack the team, so can Budinger.

schism206
05-30-2012, 12:49 AM
If it's all time:

C: Robert Swift / Luc Longley
PF: Nikoloz Tskitishvili /Adam Keefe / Austin Croshere
SF:Adam Morrison /Brian Scalabraine / Luke Walton
SG:?
PG:?

um

tpols
05-30-2012, 12:53 AM
And I thought the Lopez brothers were mexicans. Guess it wouldve been hard as hell sneaking them over the border though.

CakeorDeath
05-30-2012, 12:58 AM
If it's just North Americans, my all-time squad would be some combination of: Stockton, Cousy, Nash, The Logo, Rick Barry, Bird, Big D, Hondo, Pistol, McHale, Mikan, Pettit, Bill Walton, Kerr, Hornacek, and Thunder Dan.

If I can include European-born players I'd throw Dirk and Drazen somewhere into the mix.

Xiao Yao You
05-30-2012, 12:58 AM
Nash
Ginobili
Fernandez
Love
Pekovic

Alltime:

Price
Maravich
Bird
McHale
Sikma

Price over Stockton and Nash? Sikma over Walton?

Xiao Yao You
05-30-2012, 01:01 AM
If it's just North Americans, my all-time squad would be some combination of: Stockton, Cousy, Nash, The Logo, Rick Barry, Bird, Big D, Hondo, Pistol, McHale, Mikan, Pettit, Bill Walton, Kerr, Hornacek, and Thunder Dan.

If I can include European-born players I'd throw Dirk and Drazen somewhere into the mix.

Who's big D? Is that Red Kerr? Steve Kerr is hardly one of the greats. He was a specialist. He could hit open shots. Not much else.

CakeorDeath
05-30-2012, 01:03 AM
Who's big D? Is that Red Kerr? Steve Kerr is hardly one of the greats. He was a specialist. He could hit open shots. Not much else.

Dave Debusschere.

Kerr (yes, Steve) is on there strictly for shooting. Not really needed when you already have Stockton, Nash, West, Barry, Bird, Majerle, Hornacek, etc., but you can never have too many shooters.

305Baller
05-30-2012, 01:06 AM
C- Walton/Smitz/Mikan
PF- Dirk/Love/McHale
SF- Bird/Shrempf/Barry
SG- Manu/West/Maravich
PG- Nash/Stock

Damn, who to cut???

04mzwach
05-30-2012, 01:20 AM
Nikola Pekovic should be on the team..

305Baller
05-30-2012, 01:21 AM
Nikola Pekovic should be on the team..

over whom?

04mzwach
05-30-2012, 01:23 AM
over whom?
All centers

305Baller
05-30-2012, 01:24 AM
Theres also Sabonis...

305Baller
05-30-2012, 01:25 AM
All centers

hah.

dude77
05-30-2012, 01:35 AM
I don't get why people like Dirk arent considered White. Who cares if hes Euro? He's still a white guy. or is he black?

wtf doesn't consider nowitzki white ? he's white

dude77
05-30-2012, 01:37 AM
why facepalm everyone is saying all the spanish people or argentinians are white.


adding gasol,rubio,ginobili


because some of them are .. I know what you're saying .. you're thinking of mestizo/mixed spanish speakers .. yeah those aren't white .. but there are plenty of white spanish speakers .. and by the way, spanish is a white european language

Round Mound
05-30-2012, 01:45 AM
C: Arvydas Sabonis pre 1987 Injury/Bill Walton "Healthy"/Dave Cowens
PF: Kevin McHale/Dirk Nowitzki/Kevin Love/Tom Chambers
SF: Larry Bird/Rick Barry/John Havlicek
SG: Jerry West/Pete Maravich/Manu Ginobili/Nikos Galis or Oscar Schmidt
PG: John Stockton/Steve Nash/Mark Price/Bob Cousy

That Team Could Battle Any Black Team of All Time

Kobe 4 The Win
05-30-2012, 02:23 AM
Steve Nash is white but he was born in Canada. I think Nash and Dirk should count though.

Steve Nash
JJ Reddick
Dirk
Kevin Love
Brad Miller

Back in the day Mark Price was a bad white dude who could light your ass up. The Suns had some good white dudes... Chambers, Majerle and Hornacek

fos
05-30-2012, 02:54 AM
My White North American Team:

PG: Nash, Hinrich, Blake
SG: Redick, Hayward, Fredette
SF:Budinger, Parsons, Miller
PF: Love, Lee, Anderson
C: Kaman, Mullens, Miller

How many wins does this team get? Obviously slim pickens at the center position. Pretty good looking bunch on the offensive end though.

bigt
05-30-2012, 03:03 AM
Steve Nash is white but he was born in Canada. I think Nash and Dirk should count though.

Steve Nash
JJ Reddick
Dirk
Kevin Love
Brad Miller

Back in the day Mark Price was a bad white dude who could light your ass up. The Suns had some good white dudes... Chambers, Majerle and Hornacek

If Dirk counts Bogut should too. This is a badly worded thread really. Shouldn't have bee named all NBA White when he's only counting North Americans. America don't have exclusive rights to whiteness

Sakkreth
05-30-2012, 03:12 AM
C: Arvydas Sabonis pre 1987 Injury/Bill Walton "Healthy"/Dave Cowens
PF: Kevin McHale/Dirk Nowitzki/Kevin Love/Tom Chambers
SF: Larry Bird/Rick Barry/John Havlicek
SG: Jerry West/Pete Maravich/Manu Ginobili/Nikos Galis or Oscar Schmidt
PG: John Stockton/Steve Nash/Mark Price/Bob Cousy

That Team Could Battle Any Black Team of All Time

:applause:

k-vil
05-30-2012, 03:19 AM
C: Arvydas Sabonis pre 1987 Injury/Bill Walton "Healthy"/Dave Cowens
PF: Kevin McHale/Dirk Nowitzki/Kevin Love/Tom Chambers
SF: Larry Bird/Rick Barry/John Havlicek
SG: Jerry West/Pete Maravich/Manu Ginobili/Nikos Galis or Oscar Schmidt
PG: John Stockton/Steve Nash/Mark Price/Bob Cousy

That Team Could Battle Any Black Team of All Time
Ok for fun i'm gonna make a black team to go up againts your white team.

C: Arvydas Sabonis pre 1987 Injury/Bill Walton "Healthy"/Dave Cowens
PF: Kevin McHale/Dirk Nowitzki/Kevin Love/Tom Chambers
SF: Larry Bird/Rick Barry/John Havlicek
SG: Jerry West/Pete Maravich/Manu Ginobili/Nikos Galis or Oscar Schmidt
PG: John Stockton/Steve Nash/Mark Price/Bob Cousy

vs.

C: Shaquille O'neal / Hakeem Olajuwon / Dwight Howard
PF: Tim Duncan / Kevin Garnett / Dennis Rodman
SF: Lebron James / Scottie Pippen / Grant Hill (pre injury)
SG: Michael Jordan / Dwayne Wade / Kobe Bryant
PG: Magic Johnson / Anfernee Hardaway (pre injury) / Gary Payton

TheBigVeto
05-30-2012, 03:23 AM
Ok for fun i'm gonna make a black team to go up againts your white team.

C: Arvydas Sabonis pre 1987 Injury/Bill Walton "Healthy"/Dave Cowens
PF: Kevin McHale/Dirk Nowitzki/Kevin Love/Tom Chambers
SF: Larry Bird/Rick Barry/John Havlicek
SG: Jerry West/Pete Maravich/Manu Ginobili/Nikos Galis or Oscar Schmidt
PG: John Stockton/Steve Nash/Mark Price/Bob Cousy

vs.

C: Shaquille O'neal / Hakeem Olajuwon / Dwight Howard
PF: Tim Duncan / Kevin Garnett / Dennis Rodman
SF: Lebron James / Scottie Pippen / Grant Hill (pre injury)
SG: Michael Jordan / Dwayne Wade / Kobe Bryant
PG: Magic Johnson / Anfernee Hardaway (pre injury) / Gary Payton

White team would win. Jordan would bicker with Kobe for the ball and disrupting team chemistry.

tomtucker
05-30-2012, 03:41 AM
White team would win. Jordan would bicker with Kobe for the ball and disrupting team chemistry.

:oldlol: ...i am sure rodman would cause trouble too......

miller-time
05-30-2012, 03:51 AM
White team would win. Jordan would bicker with Kobe for the ball and disrupting team chemistry.

jordan wouldn't bicker with kobe. jordan would mentally destroy kobe, he'd end up turning out like kwame.

TaLvsCuaL
05-30-2012, 06:41 AM
Gallo is Italian, replace it with Chandler Parsons if you want North Americans only.

Figlo
05-30-2012, 06:47 AM
Blake griffin? Jason Kidd? dont give me that parents BS, when you look at them you can see whetever they're white or black. Never understood what their parents had to do with them being white or black, example Blake griffin is obviously white

zequav
05-30-2012, 06:57 AM
Blake griffin? Jason Kidd? dont give me that parents BS, when you look at them you can see whetever they're white or black. Never understood what their parents had to do with them being white or black, example Blake griffin is obviously white
For some people you're only white if you are American all your ancestors came in the freakin' Mayflower.

For all the ignorant people here: yeah, 90% of Spaniards/Argentinian/German are white. And of course Gasol, Ginobili and Nowitzki ARE white.

mrpibb
05-30-2012, 07:07 AM
Blake griffin? Jason Kidd? dont give me that parents BS, when you look at them you can see whetever they're white or black. Never understood what their parents had to do with them being white or black, example Blake griffin is obviously white

:oldlol:

NumberSix
05-30-2012, 07:29 AM
Landry Fields and Kris Humpries white?

http://ra.valdezmedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kris-william-and-debra-humphries.jpg

http://www.thewindyapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2njdg7p.png
Are there any players that have a black mom and white dad? It seems to ALWAYS be the opposite.

The_LA_Blakers
05-30-2012, 08:31 AM
NBA is obviously dominated by African-Americans due to their great athletecism. All these guys are white North Americans. Lets say they were assesmbled in the Utah Jazz. How far could they go in the NBA? And say this team were put together, would they be treated differently?

B.Lopez/R.Lopez/C.Andersen
K.Love/D.Lee/K.Humphries
D.Gallinari/K.Korver/L.Walton
J.J.Redick/M.Miller/L.Fields
S.Nash/K.Hinrich/S.Blake

Mascot: The White Mamba


Europeans and the Lopez boys?


This should just be an anyone but black players list, not white.

morbius
05-30-2012, 10:44 AM
Are there any players that have a black mom and white dad? It seems to ALWAYS be the opposite.

Same reason why so many black players have white/whitish girlfriends/wives. Black women on average are simply less attractive.