For the ISH posters who have yet to even kiss a girl, please read

[lilojmayo]

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I'm trying to help YOU out, cause i know youre out there
shyt,


after a party or right when a party is dying down. Just go up to a group of 3-7 girls ( preferrably drunk). And there must not be a c@ck blocker.

Strike a conversation with them,
then after a few minutes act like your about to leave and SAY

" Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses "


and GUARANTEE you that at least one will give you a kiss ( most likely on the lips). and who knows where it goes from there.

100% success rate using this method. Used it again a few hours ago :applause:
lilojmayo passing down knownledge, preach. :bowdown:

[macmac]

I think that only works if you're a big black guy with dreads that looks like waka flocka and goes to college parties with a bunch of giggling white chicks.

[lilojmayo]

I think that only works if you're a big black guy with dreads that looks like waka flocka and goes to college parties with a bunch of giggling white chicks.


How did you know ?? :eek:


but it works with all races of broads

[Nick Young]

liloj droppin knowledge like galileo dropped an orange:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[MJ(Mean John)]

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I'm trying to help YOU out, cause i know youre out there
shyt,


after a party or right when a party is dying down. Just go up to a group of 3-7 girls ( preferrably drunk). And there must not be a c@ck blocker.

Strike a conversation with them,
then after a few minutes act like your about to leave and SAY

" Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses "


and GUARANTEE you that at least one will give you a kiss ( most likely on the lips). and who knows where it goes from there.

100% success rate using this method. Used it again a few hours ago :applause:
lilojmayo passing down knownledge, preach. :bowdown:


Is this girls name bibiana?

[MJ(Mean John)]

Lol. This is funny but crazy enough to work.
Especially at a club my nig

[kNIOKAS]

so if for some reason you just haven't kissed a girl yet you try to accomplish that by kissing multiple random females that you have nothing to do with? way to go.

[ukballer]

If you haven't kissed a girl by then, chances are you're not confident or cool enough to even be out at a club or a party with drunk chicks.

[nathanjizzle]

ofcourse it will work, but who wants kisses on the cheek?

[Andrei89]

ofcourse it will work, but who wants kisses on the cheek?

:lol :lol

[Scholar]

If a dude hasn't kissed a girl yet even when he's started attending clubs, I'm sure he has no way of spitting game, even at drunk chicks.

[Meticode]

If a dude hasn't kissed a girl yet even when he's started attending clubs, I'm sure he has no way of spitting game, even at drunk chicks.
Incorrect.

[Cowboy Thunder]

This is one dumb ass thread.

I'm embarrassed you typed this up

[Cowboy Thunder]

" Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " " Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses "

Waka waka waka waka flocka flocka I go hard in the paint





Derp

[Meticode]

That girl's head looks huge compared to the top half of her torso. :oldlol:

[Meticode]

I do something similar but I say "yall suck my dick, yall suck my dick"
I was expecting "lick my taint, lick my taint" :oldlol:

[Meticode]

I wonder if you said lick my taint to a bunch of drunk giggly white girls if they would even know what the hell that means. I could imagine a blond saying, "Uhhh, what's a taint?" :lol

[lilojmayo]

Is this girls name bibiana?

maybe, not sure random pic on the internets

[lilojmayo]

If you haven't kissed a girl by then, chances are you're not confident or cool enough to even be out at a club or a party with drunk chicks.

I'm looking out for of this type of ppl.
and the young teens teens on here.


Grandpa lilojmayo looking out for you. That should be a warming feeling to know.

[lilojmayo]

Lol. This is funny but crazy enough to work.
Especially at a club my nig

I never go to clubs. but if i did, i'd assume it would.


legit house party> clubs


but that's another debate on its own

[niko]

If you are not an ugly douche (which i know eliminates 74% of the iSH population) and you hanging out with a bunch of peeps, after a few drinks its not hard to get a hug or a kiss. Just ask. It's not very interesting and i'm not sure it would move very much further along but a kiss? that's pretty easy.

[Tenchi Ryu]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/579759_190168331102777_1882126286_n.jpg



I bet she can suck dick like a motherfukka....

[Lamar Doom]

lil OJ (pass me the ball sonnnnn) neglected to mention this does not work on dudes.

[Scholar]

That girl's head looks huge compared to the top half of her torso. :oldlol:

Huge head gives huge head.

[ace23]

Huge head gives huge head.
:oldlol: :applause:

[SunsCaptain]

The Op has to be embarrased for typing this....




after a party or right when a party is dying down. Just go up to a group of 3-7 girls ( preferrably drunk) :cheers: . And there must not be a c@ck blocker. :no:

Strike a conversation with them, :blah
then after a few minutes act like your about to leave and SAY

" Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses " :hammerhead:


and GUARANTEE you that at least one will give you a kiss:D ( most likely on the lips).:bowdown: :bowdown: and who knows where it goes from there. :pimp: :pimp:

100% success rate using this method. :facepalm

lol, fail.

A. Any1 can bag a drunk bitch.

B. Your standards are way to high.

C. Kissing on the Lips? impossible.

D. A and B conflict each other? **** off!

[rufuspaul]

I do something similar but I say "yall suck my dick, yall suck my dick"


:oldlol:

[CeltsGarlic]

Kissing and having secks is so last year, its all about hugging, snuggling and talking now.

[step_back]

Sounds like a great way to get kissed by the Pug Fugly girl.

[lilojmayo]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm197/retrojordanxvii/imagejpeg_0-2.jpg


We were at it again tonight. so many broads. they just showing out now, they don't give a phuck. we dont give a phuck.


Missing action: uclalegend32, and daboyecho

Where yall at bros :confusedshrug:
We mobbin again tomorrow night.
I can't believe i party more than the echo now. wow ppl changed.

but im not complaining

:rockon:

[ILLsmak]

u jussa little babby.

sumdey u kno about girls... or mbe not.

Like I tell people, I can't explain in depth what sort of body language impresses girls, and I dunno if I'm just that ****ing hot, but I've found IN MY LIFE that if you want a girl, MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.

It's really that simple. If you can go in a place and make eye contact with every girl and not one of them will act like she wants to talk to you then you've got more problems than getting girls...

-Smak

[Lamar Doom]

it's always interesting to me to see these rich USC kids wearing the scummiest clothes.


I want to wil' out party OJ, I'll show you how these college girls fawn over 30 year olds. (seriously, I can't come, my lady would trip) but truly, wait til you're late 20s/30 and how crazy the young girls go for you, it's awesome, or would be if I were single)

Are you drinking a lot these days?

[lilojmayo]

yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses


:oldlol: lilojmayo you slay me

[pinoyballer247]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm197/retrojordanxvii/imagejpeg_0-2.jpg


We were at it again tonight. so many broads. they just showing out now, they don't give a phuck. we dont give a phuck.


Missing action: uclalegend32, and daboyecho

Where yall at bros :confusedshrug:
We mobbin again tomorrow night.
I can't believe i party more than the echo now. wow ppl changed.

but im not complaining

:rockon:

Larry?! :wtf:

[lilojmayo]

Larry?! :wtf:


lol, how do you know him !?!!?

shyt i could get in trouble for that pic, he told me don't show anyone.

[pinoyballer247]

lol, how do you know him !?!!?

shyt i could get in trouble for that pic, he told me don't show anyone.

:roll: that's so freakin random. We have mutual friends. How do you know him and you're from Oklahoma?!

[lilojmayo]

:roll: that's so freakin random. We have mutual friends. How do you know him and you're from Oklahoma?!

LOL small world lol. Thats why i use to hesitate when posting broads pic on here lol.

such a small world. hahahah. UCLALEGEND32 will prolly chuckle when he sees this lol.

I love you uclalegend32 no homo


but nope not from there, but that's him alright

[lilojmayo]

it's always interesting to me to see these rich USC kids wearing the scummiest clothes.


I want to wil' out party OJ, I'll show you how these college girls fawn over 30 year olds. (seriously, I can't come, my lady would trip) but truly, wait til you're late 20s/30 and how crazy the young girls go for you, it's awesome, or would be if I were single)

Are you drinking a lot these days?

don't drink
partying to me= getting girls that came to show out.

Its like picking toys from Kid R Us

you there, ok i see you. Your coming with me

if that's wrong, damnit i dont want to be right.

[blablabla]

works

[cuad]

I got a better method. Slip a roofie in their drink when the party starts. Do your business and leave the body for the host to deal with when the party ends.