Fellas, what's your go-to dish you make the ladies?

[L.Kizzle]

I know everyone got a special meal that they whip out when trying to impress a lady back at your pad, so what is it my ISH homies? What makes the ladies fall in love with your cooking?

List the meal, side items and beverage, ect.


SEAFOOD SPAGHETTI with salad, garlic bread and white wine

Mine is a seafood spaghetti, shit is killer. And it's not like some thick as tomatoey raggoe shit. Shit is spicey and flavorful.

First I get some jumbo shrimp,a bag of crawfish (sorry not fresh but the shrimp is) and sometimes oysters or mussels. I saute the shrimp with some onions, bellpeppers, garlic, cilantro, butter cook that up in a wak.

Get the ground meat ready, season it with some salt, pepper, a little cooking wine. Than add some chopped onions, peppers, garlic, cilantro to the already simmering meat on the stove. Add some cane of tomato sauce the the product and it's goin down, smelling good in the crib. Now I add the already cooked seafood to the spaghetti sauce and out the noodles to boil ...


But, I don't stop there, get some garlic bread in the oven and time for the salad. I get that good lettuce, some tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, fry some bacon and thrown in their with some cheese.


Now you got your main course of spaghetti, a salad, some bread and white wine. I don't really make dessert so I might pick up an apple pie somewhere.


Always have the film Boomerang or Love Jones in the DVD player ...

[RaininTwos]

This fictional n*gga took my meal of choice:biggums:

[ace23]

*** tbh

[andgar923]

'My' go to dish?

that's their job.

[L.Kizzle]

*** tbh
Hmm, so you can't cook. Ladies love a man who can cook, just saying.

Step yo skillet game up homie

[EnoughSaid]

They help me beat my meat, and then I feed them. :D

[RaininTwos]

They help me beat my meat, and then I feed them. :D
Sounds like a big sean line to be honest.

[L.Kizzle]

They supposed to cook for you, homie.




Off topic. I saw the best butt I've ever seen in my life last night.

Thought that would interest you. You like butts





I don't have a pic.
True, but but the best way to get new woman is to tell them you cook when you meet them. She'll ask you what you cook and you just say "let me cook for you." Bam, she is at your apartment a week or so later.

[Swaggin916]

Of course a thread like this will get 1 serious response for every 10 of complete BS.

The only thing I can make really is Spaghetti and just with meat but it's the freakin bomb. I would eat my Spaghetti over any other that I've had I think.

But I want to get into cooking I would love to cook for the ladies, shoot the shit have a good time and drink... then they take of me later on :pimp:

I mean Hey I made dinner it's only fair right? Nah but in all seriousness you make em dinner, it's going to make em so hot for you (assuming it's good) knowing that you went to that effort for them that they are going to want to everything for you in the bedroom.

Yup I need to learn how to cook.

[andgar923]

They supposed to cook for you, homie.




Off topic. I saw the best butt I've ever seen in my life last night.

Thought that would interest you. You like butts





I don't have a pic.
:roll: :roll:

[IcanzIIravor]

I'm good at breakfast foods, but I've never in my life needed to have a go to meal to get a girl. Sounds like it saved money over taking them out so I approve.

I never had a go to anything to be honest so I must have gotten lucky with my wife. :oldlol:

[Myth]

Hotdogs. They make b!tches horny.

[Timmy D for MVP]

http://www.thisfullhouse.com/.a/6a00e54ee632ab883301156fc0a774970c-250wi

I keep it classy.

[gigantes]

so what's the count now, kizzle? 2,000 dumbasses and a single person who once heard something about cooking from an ancient cookbook once upon a time?

let's just clear it out for better or worse: nobody on ISH knows the slightest thing about cooking except for one or two dumbasses who once read something about the matter in an ancient jackass-text, from the depths of the tigris and euphrates.

every single one of you is a total idiot, and that's just stating a fact. (sorry for the reality)

[Scholar]

I provide my meat for cooking. I've got plenty of meat to spare, so I only think it's fair to allow a female access to the fat, juicy meat I carry around with me everywhere I go.

[SpecialQue]

Step one: chop up a couple of hot dogs
Step two: lightly brown them in a pan
Step three: drop a Top Ramen brick in boiling water until ramen is al dente. Flavor pack is optional.
Step four: strain the ramen and place it on a large plate
Step five: add cooked hot dogs to the ramen
Step six: squirt Heinz ketchup on top (to taste) and mix in thoroughly
Optional step seven: add Kraft cheese slices on top and let melt

Spaghetti, bitches.

[rufuspaul]

Cooking for the opposite sex can be a great experience. Like Kizzle said it gets the chick back to your place. It's intimate and sensual. And chicks love it when you pamper them. A little wine to help grease the wheels so to speak, and unless you totally suck at cooking you both will enjoy a nice meal, some nice conversation and some bedroom exercise afterwards.

I had this dish on Sat. Cobia with mussels and calamari in a tomato-based sauce. I'm gonna try and duplicate it at home this weekend.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/cobia.jpg

Of course you should find out her likes/dislikes, allergies and so forth. Also start with something simple that you're familiar with so you don't screw it up the first time. Later on if the relationship progresses you can get a little more experimental (in more ways than one!).

[DaHeezy]

so what's the count now, kizzle? 2,000 dumbasses and a single person who once heard something about cooking from an ancient cookbook once upon a time?

let's just clear it out for better or worse: nobody on ISH knows the slightest thing about cooking except for one or two dumbasses who once read something about the matter in an ancient jackass-text, from the depths of the tigris and euphrates.

every single one of you is a total idiot, and that's just stating a fact. (sorry for the reality)

This

It's like the amazing race for who can get the corniest punchline in

No wonder alot of you can't get dates. Before I met my wife I used to cook her up meals all the time. Fact is in today's world women don't inherit cooking skills. Hell, I'd rather eat my own cooking befote my wife learned. And when I did cook for her she fell for me instantly. Remember women like to be lavished just as much as we do. And after that great meal, where she reciprocates is far better than a woman cooking you food.

[rufuspaul]

Before I met my wife I used to cook her up meals all the time.


That's pretty amazing. Did you then freeze the meals and heat them back up once you met?

[RaininTwos]

so what's the count now, kizzle? 2,000 dumbasses and a single person who once heard something about cooking from an ancient cookbook once upon a time?

let's just clear it out for better or worse: nobody on ISH knows the slightest thing about cooking except for one or two dumbasses who once read something about the matter in an ancient jackass-text, from the depths of the tigris and euphrates.

every single one of you is a total idiot, and that's just stating a fact. (sorry for the reality)
what the fvck are you talking about?

I nominate this for douchiest post of 2012.

LOL @ RUFUS.

I make a killer five cheese lasagna too.

[DonDadda59]

Later on if the relationship progresses you can get a little more experimental (in more ways than one!).

Just so there's no confusion- you are talking about @nal right?

[Rake2204]

My taste in food has been relatively arrested throughout my life. As such, it's one of my least knowledgeable "normal person" categories. I really don't know the first thing about cooking real food. I'm great with breakfast foods but again, that's the most basic of the basic.

However, I've been able to make it work, because a number of the women I've known have liked the novel approach of cooking breakfast for dinner. It's clearly not something that can pulled off night after night, but I have to say, it's worked pretty well. It seems relatively unique to me and I think they appreciate that (though I'm sure they'd appreciate real food too). Then again, even if I end up not wanting to go the dorky route of cooking breakfast for dinner, breakfast for breakfast the next day seems to go over well. They like that too.

[brownmamba00]

Sounds like a big sean line to be honest.
:oldlol:

[DaHeezy]

:lebronamazed:

You're talking about sex aren't you? You dirty old dog.

I meant she takes me fishing

[rufuspaul]

Just so there's no confusion- you are talking about @nal right?


Of course.

[rufuspaul]

I just googled "sex and food" and came across these images.


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/hot-food.jpg


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/Bacon_Bikini.jpg

[nathanjizzle]

seafood spagetti.

a black mans version of seafood pasta.

:roll:

[KDTrey5]

the only meal being made is by the lady or the chef

[niko]

:lol at the dumbass who thinks no one can cook. Are you 12?

I think pasta is the easiest way to go. You also can get a lot of the individual ingredients pre made to make things a bit easier. And for everyone saying "I DONT COOK THATS A WOMANS THING BLAH BLAH" nothing that gets a women into the house for a date is a bad thing.

[CelticBaller]

mah dick

[SpecialQue]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lxSqTAlRK2Q/0.jpg

[SpecialQue]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58494000/jpg/_58494397_rats.jpg

[LJJ]

I make a dish centered around tacos filled with quality meat, hummus and soy sauce.

Yeah it's not haute cuisine or nothing. But easy to whip up in 30 minutes, it's messy finger-food and I get to brag that it's my own recipe (:lol ).

[BallsOut]

I like to make it special. First I light up the candles and dim the lights, then escort her to the table, take a chair out and ask her to sit, then I take the napkin cloth off the dinner plate, and I pull out my c0ck.

[L.Kizzle]

Also, I fcks with wine, cheese and grapes now.

Nighas, get ya grown man on.

[nathanjizzle]

Also, I fcks with wine, cheese and grapes now.

Nighas, get ya grown man on.

:biggums:

[riseagainst]

I'm going to make dumplings for my girl this weekend.

[L.Kizzle]

:biggums:
You don't eat grapes? Ladies love them.

Out some grapes, cheese and crackers and some white wine. And you in the door.

[step_back]

Anything with asparagus, it's a natural aphrodisiac and if you under cook it you can use it in foreplay later.

[CeltsGarlic]

Anything with asparagus, it's a natural aphrodisiac and if you under cook it you can use it in foreplay later.

This man know whats up!
They are tasty too ;)

[DukeDelonte13]

Anything with asparagus, it's a natural aphrodisiac and if you under cook it you can use it in foreplay later.


plus it will make your piss reek for those extra special golden showers

[~primetime~]

Anything with asparagus, it's a natural aphrodisiac and if you under cook it you can use it in foreplay later.
meh...idk

it also gives you gas and makes your urine smell like toxic radiation...it's a pretty stinky vegetable, so is broccoli

having gas when you're about to get down is super annoying...lol

[Jailblazers7]

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4591134/butler_holding_a_silver_tray_with_bundles_of_money _BLD023759.jpg

[nathanjizzle]

go to for me is always italian. something easy like light alfredo pasta

sautee mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in olive oil. salt and red pepper flakes

combine oil and butter and garlic, sautee then add some alfredo sauce.

mix sauce into pasta and add mushrooms and cherry tomatoes with some garlic bread. serve with white wine.

[step_back]

meh...idk

it also gives you gas and makes your urine smell like toxic radiation...it's a pretty stinky vegetable, so is broccoli

having gas when you're about to get down is super annoying...lol

Just ask her to go cowgirl for a few minutes and help with pushing it out. You've just cooked a romantic meal for her, it's the least she could do. :confusedshrug:

[Raymone]

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4591134/butler_holding_a_silver_tray_with_bundles_of_money _BLD023759.jpg

This.

Good luck impressing women by cooking. If that doesn't work, try laundry and other housework. :oldlol:

[riseagainst]

This.

Good luck impressing women by cooking. If that doesn't work, try laundry and other housework. :oldlol:

surprisingly enough, once in a while you will meet a non-gold digging, nice and genuine girl. Gold digging whores exist, but i guess it just depends on which area you live in. Or if you are just super unlucky.

I know this girl who is engaged to her boyfriend of less than a year. She constantly talks about how loaded he is, he makes like 200k or some sh1t. Then when my friends and i call her out about being a gold digger, she denies it and acts all mad. The dumb broad even said that she would not go out with a guy who makes less than 100k and still denies that she's a gold digger. She even said if her engagement ring is less than 10k she won't marry him.

not surprised she's a cheater as well, cheated on my friend, since all these things all are attracted to the same type of people.

Anyway good luck to that guy she's marrying. Hope he signs a prenup.

:oldlol:
:roll:

[pauk]

My wiener schnitzel.

[ROCSteady]

Step one: chop up a couple of hot dogs
Step two: lightly brown them in a pan
Step three: drop a Top Ramen brick in boiling water until ramen is al dente. Flavor pack is optional.
Step four: strain the ramen and place it on a large plate
Step five: add cooked hot dogs to the ramen
Step six: squirt Heinz ketchup on top (to taste) and mix in thoroughly
Optional step seven: add Kraft cheese slices on top and let melt

Spaghetti, bitches.

:roll:

This sounds so fckin disgusting but I was cracking up reading it

:oldlol:

[BigBoss]

Wine with GHB

[GimmeThat]

if you don't mind making an absolute fool of yourself

I think a good risotto could be a good place to start.

[DonDadda59]

Hard d*ck and bubble gum.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

can do coconut shrimp, shish kebabs skewers with bell pepper, greek style feta burgers, and steak avocado sour cream pico de gallo style tacos

[L.Kizzle]

Valentines Day next weekend. Anyone cooking? I'm thinking about it but need a meal suggestions.

[bigkingsfan]

Steamed hams, can't go wrong.

[kurple]

Also, I fcks with wine, cheese and grapes now.

Nighas, get ya grown man on.
I usually have those 3 at home in case i get lucky. chicks dig it

if i'm gonna make a date out of it, i usually like to cook with the chick. always funny

meal depends on what the girl wanna eat (pizza, pasta, steak etc). but i usually always make a killer ceviche (seafood, onion and chilly salad) to "impress"