PDA

View Full Version : how do stupid people exist? How do they survive so long being so braindead?



Nick Young
07-04-2012, 12:57 PM
I was watching Nothing to Declare, a show about idiots trying to sneak shit in to Australia past customs in the airport.


This dumbass indian couple gets stopped, because the machine shows that their bag is full of a shitload of food.

On the little declaration card, they wrote "no we dont have any fruit or vegetables"

The border agent asks them "Do you speak english? Do you understand what the card says?"

"yes" the idiots reply

"So you really have nothing to declare, no fruit or meat or anything? Are you sure"

"Yes sir, we have nothing"

So then they cut open the cardboard box and its filled with stupid shit like coconuts and instant noodles and home cooked indian food and bananas. IF YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA WHY DO YOU NEED TO BRING COCONUTS.

Then the dumbass indians are told they have a $400 fine because they didnt say they had fruit. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WRITE ON THE LITTLE CUSTOMS PAPER THAT THEY HAD A DAMN COCONUT AND BANANAS.

Then the dumb fat indian b*tch starts crying, turns on the water works "please sir we have nothing please sir we cant pay"

Christ, does she really think she can make the customs agent feel guilty enough to just waive off the fine?


How do stupid people like this exist? How do they last so long with out society stomping them into bubblegum?

SuperPippen
07-04-2012, 01:05 PM
I was watching Nothing to Declare, a show about idiots trying to sneak shit in to Australia past customs in the airport.


This dumbass indian couple gets stopped, because the machine shows that their bag is full of a shitload of food.

On the little declaration card, they wrote "no we dont have any fruit or vegetables"

The border agent asks them "Do you speak english? Do you understand what the card says?"

"yes" the idiots reply

"So you really have nothing to declare, no fruit or meat or anything? Are you sure"

"Yes sir, we have nothing"

So then they cut open the cardboard box and its filled with stupid shit like coconuts and instant noodles and home cooked indian food and bananas. IF YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA WHY DO YOU NEED TO BRING COCONUTS.

Then the dumbass indians are told they have a $400 fine because they didnt say they had fruit. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WRITE ON THE LITTLE CUSTOMS PAPER THAT THEY HAD A DAMN COCONUT AND BANANAS.

Then the dumb fat indian b*tch starts crying, turns on the water works "please sir we have nothing please sir we cant pay"

Christ, does she really think she can make the customs agent feel guilty enough to just waive off the fine?


How do stupid people like this exist? How do they last so long with out society stomping them into bubblegum?


I've been curious about this for a while now, as well. I have no idea how your idiotic ass is still among the living.

Nick Young
07-04-2012, 01:06 PM
I've been curious about this for a while now, as well. I have no idea how your idiotic ass is still among the living.
holy obvious reply, batman!

Raz
07-04-2012, 01:34 PM
Then the dumbass indians are told they have a $400 fine because they didnt say they had fruit. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WRITE ON THE LITTLE CUSTOMS PAPER THAT THEY HAD A DAMN COCONUT AND BANANAS.


In an ideal world, this is where the conversation turns.....

Customs official: "Wait, you don't even have $400?"

Indian woman: "Yes."

Customs official: "We're going to deport you. Visitors to Australia should ideally be able to at least buy a meat pie or a cheaply Chinese made boomarang."

Nick Young
07-04-2012, 02:02 PM
In an ideal world, this is where the conversation turns.....

Customs official: "Wait, you don't even have $400?"

Indian woman: "Yes."

Customs official: "We're going to deport you. Visitors to Australia should ideally be able to at least buy a meat pie or a cheaply Chinese made boomarang."
Im pretty sure they got deported.

THose stupid indians-what was their plan!? Sneak into australia, live off their coconut supply and then freeload off the state?

They had two chances to declare their fruit and they lied both times! WHY! How are people so stupid!

YAWN
07-04-2012, 03:04 PM
There are specific areas where they all live, their ignorance is tolerated because no one else knows any better.

Coincidentally, the United States most ignorant areas double as the countries fattest.

EMERE
07-04-2012, 09:30 PM
holy obvious reply, batman!How about we do this, talk to yourself and revisit all those stupid moments you've ever encountered, were you the main cause of them happening? I'm sure you're really perfect.

And by the way, I don't know who's stupider, the people being discussed on your topic or the the guy who decided to make a thread on the topic and thinking somebody would care, now you ask why I'm here? because I hate people like you.

niko
07-04-2012, 09:47 PM
My wife's friends husband visited her in Japan while we were there. He goes to immigration and they ask him what he is doing in Japan (normal question). he says ,joking - im going to try to find a job and stay illegally.

Got sent to the room where they check your background for six ****ing hours while i had to wait in the airport for him.

Stupidity is universal.

BrickingStar
07-04-2012, 10:29 PM
My wife's friends husband visited her in Japan while we were there. He goes to immigration and they ask him what he is doing in Japan (normal question). he says ,joking - im going to try to find a job and stay illegally.

Got sent to the room where they check your background for six ****ing hours while i had to wait in the airport for him.

Stupidity is universal.


:applause: :applause: :applause:

code green
07-04-2012, 10:32 PM
Im pretty sure they got deported.

THose stupid indians-what was their plan!? Sneak into australia, live off their coconut supply and then freeload off the state?

They had two chances to declare their fruit and they lied both times! WHY! How are people so stupid!


decent show, watched an episode or two on YT after seeing this thread to see what it was about.


They found $60,000 worth of heroin in the lining of a schoolbook :eek:

Nanners
07-04-2012, 11:52 PM
this thread is dripping with irony

Nick Young
07-04-2012, 11:54 PM
How about we do this, talk to yourself and revisit all those stupid moments you've ever encountered, were you the main cause of them happening? I'm sure you're really perfect.

And by the way, I don't know who's stupider, the people being discussed on your topic or the the guy who decided to make a thread on the topic and thinking somebody would care, now you ask why I'm here? because I hate people like you.
u indian brah?:confusedshrug:

DurantFor40
07-05-2012, 12:38 AM
You gotta have stupid, to appreciate smart. :cheers:

Big_Dogg
07-05-2012, 12:46 AM
You guys in the USA have the worlds strictest Airport Security, we in Australia have the worlds strictest customs security, our customs guys are like ninja's, they creep up on you and find everything.

Chapallaz
07-05-2012, 02:13 AM
And these kinds of shows obviously are never scripted.

STYLES11
07-05-2012, 03:18 AM
I was watching Nothing to Declare...
hahaha i've watched that show plenty of time and it's full of stupid people.

i'd never want to visit Australia though because it's so racist. probably one of the most racist places on earth.

Dwade305
07-05-2012, 03:52 AM
You guys in the USA have the worlds strictest Airport Security, we in Australia have the worlds strictest customs security, our customs guys are like ninja's, they creep up on you and find everything.
Coke must cost a grip there huh?

ILLsmak
07-05-2012, 05:46 AM
lol, stupid people are able to exist because they stay in a very small sphere. They never leave what they know.

-Smak

TheeBeast
07-05-2012, 06:06 AM
Its the stupid people who always breed the most

Nick Young
07-05-2012, 06:12 AM
And these kinds of shows obviously are never scripted.
lawl:facepalm

StroShow4
07-05-2012, 09:04 AM
Most ironic thread in internet history.

JEFFERSON MONEY
07-05-2012, 09:19 AM
-Us superiors need someone to laugh at/ridicule.
- Not enough social shaming.
- Easy survival in the modern world.
- Most people center their insults around background, appearance, style etc. than brain capacity.
- Stupid is not opposite of good.

kNIOKAS
07-05-2012, 09:26 AM
This is the answer to coconuts migrate! Yay!:banana: