All-Time All-Muslim team vs All-Christian team vs All-Buddhist team vs All-Jewish

[pauk]

All-Time All-Muslim Team:

G - Mahmoud Abdul Rauf
G - Larry Johnson
F - Hakeem Olajuwon
F - Kareem Abdul Jabbar
C - Shaquille O'Neal

All-time All-Christian Team:

G - Magic Johnson
G - Michael Jordan
F - Larry Bird
F - Tim Duncan
C - Bill Russell

All-time All-Buddhist/Taoist Team:

G - Sun Yue (the chinese Magic Johnson!)
G - Ron Artest
F - Yi Jianlian
F - Wang ZhiZhi
C - Yao Ming

All-Time All-Jewish Team:

G - Larry Brown
G - Jordan Farmar
F - Omri Casspi
F - Amare Stoudemire
C - Dolph Schayes



Who do you think would win? :D

[DurantFor40]

Give me the team with Larry and Magic.

[talkingconch]

obvious choice

[pauk]

I am leaning towards the Muslim dudes, thats a insane frontcourt.. not sure if the Christian dudes backcourt advantage is enough to overcome that... difficult tho

[LamarOdom]

I am leaning towards the Muslim dudes, thats a insane frontcourt.. not sure if the Christian dudes backcourt advantage is enough to overcome that... difficult tho
lol if u put KG instead of Bill Russell, he and Timmy would drag out the bitches Shaq and Kareem which would make it so easy for MJ to penetrate & finish.

This isn't even a competiton C's team would win.

[inclinerator]

shaq is muslim?

[pauk]

shaq is muslim?

Yep, he just doesnt weigh his religion & religious views on his shoulders...

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?276640-Shaquille-O-Neal-confirms-he-is-a-Muslim

[liquidrage]

I'd like someone to graph out the correlation between height and Islam.

[no pun intended]

How can you assume that every Chinese player is Buddhist or Taoist? In fact, 8% of the Chinese population is Buddhist and 1.5% is Taoist. Unless you can prove to me that they actually proclaimed that they are Buddhist or Taoist, you're a racist fvcker.

[LamarOdom]

I'd like someone to graph out the correlation between height and Islam.

Kareem and Shaq was both born Christians both are converts, traitors!

[pauk]

lol if u put KG instead of Bill Russell, he and Timmy would drag out the bitches Shaq and Kareem which would make it so easy for MJ to penetrate & finish.

This isn't even a competiton C's team would win.

Yea, it would be an interesting matchup... but god damn Abdul Rauf defending Magic is crazy.. but i think he could give Magic some trouble aswell... he is a fantastic shooter and could score like hell sometimes... I remember seeing only one live game with Mahmoud when he was with the Denver Nuggets in 1995 and that was his best game of his career lol... he hit like 9 threes in a row and had over 50 points torching John Stockton...

[pauk]

How can you assume that every Chinese player is Buddhist or Taoist? In fact, 8% of the Chinese population is Buddhist and 1.5% is Taoist. Unless you can prove to me that they actually proclaimed that they are Buddhist or Taoist, you're a racist fvcker.

Atheism is the biggest thing in China tho... but they are all with that type of religious heritage (buddhism, taoism, confucionism and what not).. had to throw SOMEBODY in there in that team.. :D

Making an Atheist team would be impossible...

[AK47DR91]

Atheism is the biggest thing in China tho... but they are all with that type of religious heritage (buddhism, taoism, confucionism and what not).. had to throw SOMEBODY in there in that team.. :D

Making an Atheist team would be impossible...
A lot of Buddhism practices and principles are intertwined with each Asian country's traditions and culture, so in a way they're somewhat Buddhists by default.

[pegasus]

I'm surprised pauk couldn't find a way to put Lebron on each team.

[ralph_i_el]

not all asians are buddist...

[1987_Lakers]

Shaq is a freemason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cu4VE2IWEQ

[CelticBaller]

Shaq is a freemason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cu4VE2IWEQ
Since when is that a religion?

[D-Rose]

Where's the all-atheist/agnostic team?

[kurt_rambis]

i've never heard most of the christian guys actually ever talk about being christians. tim duncan is the only one i can think of

can we get an obnoxiously overt christian team instead?

pete maravich
jeremy lin
kevin durant
tim tebow
ac green

[DaHeezy]

i've never heard most of the christian guys actually ever talk about being christians. tim duncan is the only one i can think of

can we get an obnoxiously overt christian team instead?

pete maravich
jeremy lin
kevin durant
tim tebow
ac green

Dwight Howard and Micheal Redd should be in there

[CelticBaller]

Where's the all-atheist/agnostic team?
is there any openly atheist in the NBA?

[noosaman]

Buddhism isn't a religion

[noosaman]

Shaq is a freemason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cu4VE2IWEQ


I'm surprised he hasnt' been forced out of the brotherhood. You're not supposed to ever mention your affiliations except to a fellow brother.

[postmupndunkit]

#TeamAllChristian The sole team sponsored by the only true and living GOD. He wouldn't let them lose.:biggums: Other teams shall endure FIRESTORMS, LEPROSY, & the SHYTS in the first quarter. Game over.

http://board.emeraldmu.com:875/images/smilies/thread_closed.gif

[The Macho Man]

is there any openly atheist in the NBA?

I doubt Kobe believes in god

[NYK_Stan]

I doubt Kobe believes in god
Godbe :bowdown:

[bagelred]

David Stern says Jewish team wins.....for kosher reasons. Adam Silver concurs.

[DwadeOverLebron]

Michael jordan is not a christian fyi I believe altho I can be mistaken, he is a theist.

[AlonzoGOAT]

gg

[inclinerator]

ray allen doesnt believe in god
ray for team athiest

[G.O.A.T]

As usual us Jews have been sold short...

Add 1940's star, the "Jewish Giant" 6'9" (billed as seven foot) Elmore Morganthaler.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQA5PNajkDGob9cIiL1SHORQKNohZDF6 o8bnvB4Zbre-f0_dCZ7&t=1

[Linspired]

Phil Jackson to coach buddhist team? game over.