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9erempiree
07-11-2012, 08:01 PM
Does this animal have any weaknesses over an elite level athlete?

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/dfc/dfcde6c362ceaf85e092122c5680a5e7.jpg

Nick Young
07-11-2012, 08:03 PM
his stupid ass brain is his weakness

PullupJay
07-11-2012, 08:08 PM
Whatever you do, don't ask him,"How's it hangin'?"

Faptastrophe
07-11-2012, 08:14 PM
Who cares about silverback gorillas?

Polar bears are the shit.

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/polar-bear-heat.jpg

Kungfro
07-11-2012, 08:16 PM
Lack of mma training.

LikeABosh
07-11-2012, 08:20 PM
A silverback gorilla would kick the sh*t out of any elite athlete in under 15 seconds.

fpliii
07-11-2012, 08:24 PM
is a silverback just a run of the mill gorilla at his physical peak?

Sarcastic
07-11-2012, 08:40 PM
Just like lions, they are suckers for foot massages.

http://i.justrealized.com/media/2012/02/hoh-ohoho-it-tickles-570x413.jpg

Geriatric
07-11-2012, 08:43 PM
Only thing I can think of right off the bat is they probably struggle to squeeze into a pair of track shorts.

B
07-11-2012, 08:45 PM
Who cares about silverback gorillas?

Polar bears are the shit.

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/polar-bear-heat.jpg When you make a case for animal superiority I'd suggest using a pic where the animal is actually alive

sick_brah07
07-11-2012, 08:46 PM
Just like lions, they are suckers for foot massages.

http://i.justrealized.com/media/2012/02/hoh-ohoho-it-tickles-570x413.jpg

that guy is short as ***

Meticode
07-11-2012, 08:47 PM
They choke in the 4th quarter
That's cold. Straight up cold man.

Faptastrophe
07-11-2012, 08:52 PM
[QUOTE=B

Eat Like A Bosh
07-11-2012, 09:48 PM
Still talking about LeBron & Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla?

Meticode
07-11-2012, 09:59 PM
Still talking about LeBron & Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla?
I liked that thread. Especially when Metta World Peace got added in with forks. :oldlol:

9erempiree
07-11-2012, 10:01 PM
Metta and chair legs...it's over.

highwhey
07-11-2012, 10:10 PM
Still talking about LeBron & Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla?
:roll:

only on ish

Big_Dogg
07-11-2012, 10:34 PM
kick him in his gorilla nuts :lol

G-Funk
07-11-2012, 10:58 PM
They choke in the 4th quarter
:oldlol:



http://www.vassconsult.com/images/LebronVogue.jpg

nathanjizzle
07-11-2012, 11:13 PM
1 weakness for them is that they will eat anything. so you can sabotage any food and feed it to them.

9erempiree
07-11-2012, 11:15 PM
1 weakness for them is that they will eat anything. so you can sabotage any food and feed it to them.

they don't eat meat that's why they are so gentle.

It's gods way of balancing out this world. Imagine if they were meat eaters, they would straight be hunting humans but when it comes down to it....we will just shoot them.

That's besides the point that they are fascinating creatures.

KevinNYC
07-12-2012, 12:07 AM
Their backhand is usually pretty weak and the suck at drop shots.

AlphaWolf24
07-12-2012, 12:38 PM
doesn't know how to escape an armbar

PullupJay
07-12-2012, 12:45 PM
no jump shot

Eat Like A Bosh
07-12-2012, 04:27 PM
I liked that thread. Especially when Metta World Peace got added in with forks. :oldlol:
Wtf? :roll:

To answer this thread, smarts.

Ancient Legend
07-12-2012, 07:40 PM
[QUOTE=B

QUIZZLE
07-12-2012, 09:25 PM
Getting fined by Roger Gooddell.

G-train
07-12-2012, 09:29 PM
Does this animal have any weaknesses over an elite level athlete?



How would it go in the pole vault?

tontoz
07-12-2012, 11:14 PM
Does this animal have any weaknesses over an elite level athlete?





No hops.

miller-time
07-12-2012, 11:25 PM
i'm pretty sure humans would be better swimmers than gorillas.