Olympic sex parties

[DuMa]

Basically reading these stories about the sex that goes on every 4 years at the Olympic Village has given me a woody.

http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/8133052/the-games-olympic-village-not-televised-espn-magazine

Well now you know why Olympians train so hard.

[Da KO King]

Not a shock. Put adults together and add booze and things usually get wild.

[franchise#3]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0711/mag_nb_olyrings_576.jpg

[flipogb]

they are just thinking about the future, making kids that will dominate Olympic sports

[ZeN]

I can only image what kind of wild kinkiness goes on in the Special Olympics.. Now I bet they could give you some stories.. I bet they go full retard..

[G-Funk]

sick!

[franchise#3]

Love solves everything

[9erempiree]

In b4...Sexbe.

Wildbe.

Analbe.

[chazzy]

Hope Solo with the most contributions to that article

[LamarOdom]

In b4...Sexbe.

Wildbe.

Analbe.

Repped!:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Bladers]

what teh **** did i just read?

[Unstoppabull]

What the fudge?

[Swaggin916]

U know Usain Bolt is screwin like 5 bitches a night... but he does that every night so it's nothing new.

[rufuspaul]

U know Usain Bolt is screwin like 5 bitches a night... but he does that every night so it's nothing new.


Well he's just so damn quick.












































ba dum dum! Here all week folks.

[falc39]

U know Usain Bolt is screwin like 5 bitches a night... but he does that every night so it's nothing new.

it's because he finishes fast

(no homo)

edit: damnit, beat me to it

[Scholar]

I don't blame the Olympians for partaking in such manners of fornication.

[macmac]

it's because he finishes fast

(no homo)

edit: damnit, beat me to it

I heard it's cuz he runs shit over there...

Boooooommmmmm

[blacknapalm]

Anthony Davis has to bang Lady Lesnar

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/06/29/2008-Olympian-Bridget-Sloan-out-of-trials-OC1PD3B2-x-large.jpg

holy shit, this made me simultaneously laugh and look over my shoulder in fear. :roll:

that is just uncanny and disturbing. i don't think i could be around her without thinking of lesnar. that shit cray.

anyway, thread title made it sound like a massive orgy. it just sounds like random hooking up. they train all year and probably can't carry on real meaningful relationships at certain points, then are confined to one area with like minded individuals? hooking up doesn't surprise me. still, i'm sure there's a lot going on behind closed doors that they obviously wouldn't share so candidly. then add alcohol? to folks that are lightweights? no real shot, i'm just saying alcohol isn't really a steady diet of olympians. the ones that finish their events early on probably go ham, lol

i mean, it's essentially their own little village without outsiders...so who wouldn't feel the urge to indulge in those situations? physical attractiveness has to be near fever pitch.

i went on a cruise when i was 21 and i just went off. i guarantee i would have been picked up for public intoxication if i pulled those stunts back home. thank god for my cousins and the crew members for being understanding :roll:

i won't get into it but drunkenness is not all they would have got me for. my only regret was not taking over on this girl that was interested in me. i was with my cousin and aunt and we were all pretty schammered, but i could have found an excuse to take her back somewhere. i was worried about logistics and overthinking the matter. also, i was too worried about my junk possibly not working. lesson learned: if you have the chance to get a chick naked, take the necessary steps. if my junk didn't work, what was the worst that could happen? i get ragged on for a couple days and never see the chick again. take it in stride, good story. get ready for the next at bat.

PS: here's the kicker though...there were two young chicks there. the older one was around 28 and interested in my older 26 year old cousin. the thing was she was engaged to her fiancee, but she was also at the very least, flirting with my cousin. the younger one became more and more interested in me as we hung out, drank and played fact or fiction, etc. ya, my aunt was there and i wasn't around them much so i didn't really know what to do, haha. the younger one ended up going back to bed around the time my aunt left. should have just balled up. the older sister stayed a while and made out with my cousin but left. she kept saying how she had to go, so at least she wasn't a total ho-bag. both from the south btw. my cousin laughed about it in the morning but said he was seriously close to hitting it even if was in the room asleep :lol

so ya, probably went into too much detail but i thought it was somewhat relevant and i didn't really indulge everything

[Ketchup]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0711/mag_nb_olyrings_576.jpg

I'm gonna say that it's no coincidence that the black one is the biggest and the yellow just happens to be the smallest. :oldlol:

[blacknapalm]

I'm gonna say that it's no coincidence that the black one is the biggest and the yellow just happens to be the smallest. :oldlol:

i didn't even pick up on that. nice catch :lol

[mika]

https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=lolo+jones&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=785&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=wFABUP7mMseprQGfxamxDA
:cheers:

[blacknapalm]

https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=lolo+jones&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=785&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=wFABUP7mMseprQGfxamxDA
:cheers:

yep, she's a virgin. i have to kinda respect someone that does that in this day and age. she's 29, too. that takes major discipline and self control. i just don't know how natural it is. :lol

[LA_Showtime]

Don't blame 'em. Have an opportunity to get away from the press and it sounds like they're in a college-type atmosphere.

[L8k3r5]

I'm gonna say that it's no coincidence that the black one is the biggest and the yellow just happens to be the smallest. :oldlol:
:roll: I didn't even notice that. Holy shit :oldlol:

[DuMa]

I'm gonna say that it's no coincidence that the black one is the biggest and the yellow just happens to be the smallest. :oldlol:

the red is the smallest. what is wrong with your eyes?

[Faptastrophe]

the red is the smallest. what is wrong with your eyes?
I just checked. You're right.. the red one is smaller by two pixels. Seriously.

[QUIZZLE]

the red is the smallest. what is wrong with your eyes?

They're both equal; yellow's just positioned lower.


I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[KG215]

Anthony Davis' ugly mug gonna ruin the whole damn thing

He holds the camera.

[KG215]

Basically reading these stories about the sex that goes on every 4 years at the Olympic Village has given me a woody.

http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/8133052/the-games-olympic-village-not-televised-espn-magazine


Finally done. Was really hard to fap to with no pics though. Really got slowed down when I got to this part:


says the Italians are particularly inviting: "They leave their doors open, so you look in and see dudes in thongs running circles around each other."

[Ketchup]

I just checked. You're right.. the red one is smaller by two pixels. Seriously.
Korean?

[GimmeThat]

damn farm animals

[Meticode]

It's been proven that if a male is able to ejaculate withing 24-48 hours before a athletic event, they physically perform better than if they didn't because of the testosterone released in their system.

[GimmeThat]

It's been proven that if a male is able to ejaculate withing 24-48 hours before a athletic event, they physically perform better than if they didn't because of the testosterone released in their system.


guess I'm not old enough to be concerned about that yet.

I just keep a good conscious about my diet.


damn Ryan Lockte and his beta McDonald meals celebration

[Josh]

Not a shock. Put adults together and add booze and things such as steroids and usually get wild.

Fixed.

[JohnFreeman]

http://www.justkiddingfilms.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m85egdWnwB1r9s61oo1_500.gif

[GimmeThat]

http://www.justkiddingfilms.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m85egdWnwB1r9s61oo1_500.gif


it ain't cheap to support someone to train professionally.

that's all I know.

[ZeN]

It's been proven that if a male is able to ejaculate withing 24-48 hours before a athletic event, they physically perform better than if they didn't because of the testosterone released in their system.
It's been proven that any time Medicode posts on ISH he proves himself to be a massive asshole.

[GimmeThat]

ive heard the exact awesome. Ejaculating should lower testosterone shouldn't it?

I know college bball coaches tell their players to abstain from sex in the nights leading up to a game, shit like that is always cited in r/nofap

college bball coaches are better off anticipating players and their fapping habits as well as the ability to control it onto their scouting report.

that's how I feel about Dennis Rodman

[ZeN]

http://www.justkiddingfilms.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m85egdWnwB1r9s61oo1_500.gif
Never gets old..

[Ray22]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2pIbDZN1rL8/UoPxLUgROsI/AAAAAAAAADo/2DUaxFLAhYM/s600/Michelle%2520Jenneke.gif

[Derka]

Sounds about right. Its a bunch of younger people with godlike bodies and ultra-competitive mentalities who lead ascetic lifestyles in the run-up to competing on the highest stage possible in front of the entire world all being smashed into a village together for two weeks.

All the hormones and competitive juices running loose in there, coupled with the need to decompress and cut the f*ck loose? I'm pretty sure if Mongolia had a female diving contingent, I'd be ready to f*ck the slant out of all of it.

[tomtucker]

Sounds about right. Its a bunch of younger people with godlike bodies and ultra-competitive mentalities who lead ascetic lifestyles in the run-up to competing on the highest stage possible in front of the entire world all being smashed into a village together for two weeks.

All the hormones and competitive juices running loose in there, coupled with the need to decompress and cut the f*ck loose? I'm pretty sure if Mongolia had a female diving contingent, I'd be ready to f*ck the slant out of all of it.
http://abload.de/img/oooofgoq7kb5.gif

[warriorfan]

Damn people be having sex? No fuccing way bro...

[warriorfan]

some angry beta neged me for that comment....sorry for pointing out the fact that peeps having sex isn't a big deal :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[ZeN]

some angry beta neged me for that comment....sorry for pointing out the fact that peeps having sex isn't a big deal :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
Your troll game is from weak to nonexistent..

[Smoke117]

Your troll game is from weak to nonexistent..

He never had much of one to begin with. So very few of them realize you have to have some kind of wit to pull it off successfully.

[warriorfan]

if that was the case you fuccboys wouldn't even be responding. go get wrecked and gossip about peeps having sex cause you guys dont in that puss u homos

[warriorfan]

keep negging me it doesnt make you any less of a fggt :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[warriorfan]

i win

[Im Still Ballin]

I doubt the Asian nations did much in these parties

[warriorfan]

I doubt the Asian nations did much in these parties



this guy stay thinking about kacks all day.....he be gay :roll:

[sweggeh]

I doubt the Asian nations did much in these parties

:roll:

This man right here is something else.

[tomtucker]

I doubt the Asian nations did much in these parties

ahh.......pretty sure some of them were broadening and widening their view/stance on the rest of the world






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meaning : their pusssies were being stretched by huge cocks



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