The Triflin Ass Hoes of ISH

[Ass Dan]

Urban Dictionary describes a 'triflin ho' as:

A female who is need of a good bitch slappin'.

So I figured it was time for the Ass man with the plan to conjure up a new zany scheme to set the record straight. Posters will fall into two categories.

1-triflin ass ho
2-down ass G

Lets get the ball rollin with a few posters.

Draz: No real reason to hate on this lil n*gga, he seems to try hard enough, but that Blu Ray thread plssed me off and I have been noticing him to be a bit thick.
Draz = triflin ass ho

Nick Young: Now all you ISH history buffs know that Ass Dan singlehandedly took down the YCC and their merry band of wiggy followers, but did you also know that Ass Dan has pwned Nick Young at every single turn? Probably didn't, but you know what, I like Nick Young, I think the kid brings a bit of spice to the OCL masala, and without Nick Young the OCL would be a lot less. Surprise surprise!
Nick Young = Down Ass G

L Kizzle: Easily the blackest man in ISH history and perhaps the blackest man in all of the US of A. Rumor has it L Kizzle is so black they counted him four times at the million man march. Before he was sprung on Houston it was a crackertown with white people in ten gallon hats running wild and firing off six shooter. Now, because he used to roll with Willy D and the rest of them Geto Boys down in 5th Ward, it is the Chocolate City of the 3rd Coast.
L Kizzle=Down Ass G

Raz: I wanted to like this unkempt ratscallion, I really did, showered him with adulation and even started his own fan page (Raz app thread). But his insecurites, general b*tchiness, and itchy tw@t forced him to do the wrong thing and not embrace it, but hate on it. Big mistake Raz, Epoche Fell!
Raz=triflin ass ho

LoJ: Hated by many, loved by few, pleaded insanity when nonsense spewed, but lets be real, this bald ass n*gga can ball. Sick posting game, five tool star, and a 93 rating on rivals.com. Interested schools include: Hard Knocks, Ass Dan Tech, Ass Dan State, The University of Ass Dan (aka The U), Ass Dan University, and Kool Keith Kommunity Kollege.
LoJ=Down Ass G

DaHeezy: If only the name lived up to the game, sick handle but weak handles, can't distribute the rock effectively and CANNOT handle full court pressure. His posting game is lacking, too much playin the fool, and not enough playin it cool. There is hope for you up in this heezy Heezy, but right now you are just too all over the board and you doin too much b*tchin. Like my boy Melo says: Stop Snitchin
Da Heezy=triflin ass ho

LakersReign: Game recognizes game, but sadly game also recognizes lame. This kid's name has been smeared all over the 'worst of' lists lately, but Ass dan don't play that, what bugs me about this cat is how does a poster get such notoriety yet I cannot remember a single post? Weaksauce, on top of b-grade bbq.
LakersReign=triflin ass ho


All add more later, right now Ass Dan needs to sleep, its 7:30 am. Dayum!

[dunksby]

LMFAO @ the L Kizzle part:roll:

[blablabla]

:oldlol:

[Dictator]

Urban Dictionary describes a 'triflin ho' as:

A female who is need of a good bitch slappin'.


L Kizzle: Easily the blackest man in ISH history and perhaps the blackest man in all of the US of A. Rumor has it L Kizzle is so black they counted him four times at the million man march. Before he was sprung on Houston it was a crackertown with white people in ten gallon hats running wild and firing off six shooter. Now, because he used to roll with Willy D and the rest of them Geto Boys down in 5th Ward, it is the Chocolate City of the 3rd Coast.
L Kizzle=Down Ass G



:roll: :oldlol:

[Nick Young]

YCC>Ass dan:rockon: :rockon:

YCC4LYFE

We are the league of shadows.

We shall strike when we are needed.

[LakersReign]

Urban Dictionary describes a 'triflin ho' as:

A female who is need of a good bitch slappin'.

So I figured it was time for the Ass man with the plan to conjure up a new zany scheme to set the record straight. Posters will fall into two categories.

1-triflin ass ho
2-down ass G

Lets get the ball rollin with a few posters.

TRIFLIN' A** HO - (d**ksucki/bwink) - Pathetic 34 year old, no life outside of the internet loser, who thinks he's some bada** cuz he can back himself up with sock puppets, thinking they're real people.

WEAK SAUCE(d**ksucki/bwink) - - Getting mollywhooped so bad on the NBA forum, that has ALWAYS....HAS TO....run away cryin' like a little b***h, to the OTC. So he can make yet another bougus thread about me, DESPERATELY looking for support.

ANY QUESTIONS?:rockon:

[Doctor Rivers]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :

yo dude shut up

[Smoke117]

LakersReign: Game recognizes game, but sadly game also recognizes lame. This kid's name has been smeared all over the 'worst of' lists lately, but Ass dan don't play that, what bugs me about this cat is how does a poster get such notoriety yet I cannot remember a single post? Weaksauce, on top of b-grade bbq.
LakersReign=triflin ass ho

Trying to have a debate with LakersReign is like trying to have a debate with a four year old. He says the most non-sensible bullshit you'll ever hear. His retort to what you say usually has nothing to do with what you just said but only further proves what an idiot stan he is. Nobody belongs on this list more than he does.

[D-Wade316]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ZeN]

I feel left out..lol

[D-Wade316]

We need more 5 stars.

[blablabla]

Yeah d**ksucki....I know right? With 140+ views and only like 12 posts, you need like 50 stars for this pathetic fail to do something other than fail....AGAIN like you ALWAYS do:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
calm the fvck down dude

[Smoke117]

Yeah d**ksucki....I know right? With 140+ views and only like 12 posts, you need like 50 stars for this pathetic fail to do something other than fail....AGAIN like you ALWAYS do. And guess what? At the end of the day, you'll STILL end up getting your a** whopped....AS USUAL:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Ladies and Gents and now we come to our next attraction: The Babbling baboon.

[LakersReign]

d**ksucki/bwink, for the last 6 months:http://bambam.info/filehole/donaldduck-funny-gifs-have-ever-been-so-mad-that-you.gif

But...why you so mad though?:lol

[Ass Dan]

LakersReign.

So true to form. You are doing in this thread what you do in the forum, smearing crap everywhere with nothing memorable to come out of it.

My pimp hand is strong, get your triflin ass back on that corner ho!

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

GoBB: An elegant old man that's so old he forgets that he's a mailman. So utterly encapsulated by the gift of Alzheimer's he has forgotten hiz true nature.. that of a bully. Not nerd, not jock, not goth, but a bully in the playground using his aggression to exploit the lessers. TO engage in such hearty laughter at the expense of broken boys attempting to reach manhood. That in itself, iz admirable.
Verdict: Down azz g

The Macho Man: Annoying f*awrking fa.got whose one liners make me cringe. Methinks this boy was pampered from the get go and was allowed to say such disrespectful thingz without authority interfering. A good beating, castration, and a nice big "L" [for Lesbian] should be stamped on his head so that others can avoid the pollution he spews out of his soap-washed mouth. Not macho, not effeminate.. just.. an invaluable deviant.
Verdict: triflin azz hoe

macmac: Big d!ck player up ini French Canada who knows how to make that dough and employs arrogance and causticness to get to the top in Machiavellian fashion. Though injured and hurt at the moment he has not previously downtrodden beta hy-e-nas to take him down. Hmmmm.. has the man commanded both respect AND love?
Verdict: Down azz g

bballer: Tall awkward weird god-knows-whats-going through that brain Christian fraek who literallyt SELLS HIZ DIGNITY FOR R.E.P.Z. Did I mention that he CONSCIOUSLY gets up, offers his dignity and essence, and does it for the sake of adding little green bars to his e-social status. THat my friend, is what they call the oldest profession in the world...othawize known as a TRIFLIN AZZ HO.

Raconteur: Weird f*Cking freak who came from France and takes pride in being able to tell stories. Too bad his stories start and end with.. Catzhernandez. What the f*ck? I can't dney the fact that man has a way iwth words but he idolizes a stoner. Harold and kUmer and Jay and Silent Bob are delinquents to this glorious drug-free society.
Verdict: Triflin azz G.

[Sigmund Freud]

Interesting analyses, although I would argue further analysis is required for some posters before we make any definitive conclusions.

[D-Wade316]

Interesting analyses, although I would argue further analysis is required for some posters before we make any definitive conclusions.
:lol

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Interesting analyses, although I would argue further analysis is required for some posters before we make any definitive conclusions.

Lol you're a f*cking idiot.

Dreams don't convey erotic desires and paranoia is most certainly not linked to homosexuality you freakin disgrace.

Carl Jung stylin on u all day errday cocaine boy.

[Sigmund Freud]

Lol you're a f*cking idiot.

Dreams don't convey erotic desires and paranoia is most certainly not linked to homosexuality you freakin disgrace.

Carl Jung stylin on u all day errday cocaine boy.
Bah! Carl Jung? Pah! Who do you think taught him everything he knew? He'd be nothing without my guidance. What would you know about such matters anyways, my boy? Clearly you have some issues, perhaps an Oedipal complex?

[Maniak]

Hows summer so far J$ ?

[Legends66NBA7]

Bah! Carl Jung? Pah! Who do you think taught him everything he knew? He'd be nothing without my guidance. What would you know about such matters anyways, my boy? Clearly you have some issues, perhaps an Oedipal complex?

Where's Carl Jung, Freud ?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Mr. I'm so Rad- On one handthe kid has a good heart. He's out there and he's nice to people. But since when has niceness ever been valuable. It's a default expectation of those who have nothin to offer. And how can you offer somethin when you are infatuated with a pre-teen redhead who is simply too busy sucking NIckelodeon USDA grade meat to bother with a gentle human bein.
Verdict: U got plaid son

Starface: There is not a single word in the dictionary that can put a label on this technicolor dreamcoat of emotions. SUch polarizing personality this one is. Too bad literally every dude on ISH can f*ck this kid up with one jab to his cherry red nose. After that I'll ask some Mexican to jizz on his face.. call it a Racial Facial and leave him scarred and humiliated. Starface turned Scarface. But this ain't no charismatic Pacino. This just a sorry azz Chris Samuels.
Verdict: triflin ass ho


DeuceWallaces; A scholar and a gentleMichiganman.
Verdict: DownAzz g

[Sigmund Freud]

Where's Carl Jung, Freud ?
I assume he's working in Switzerland still. Haven't had any messages from him in a few years, sadly.

[Dictator]

Bah! Carl Jung? Pah! Who do you think taught him everything he knew? He'd be nothing without my guidance. What would you know about such matters anyways, my boy? Clearly you have some issues, perhaps an Oedipal complex?

lol

[DaHeezy]

Thanks for the shout out

J$, were you always Ass Dan?

[KingBeasley08]

LR is such a dumbass :oldlol: :oldlol:. poor kid admitted to being a virgin already

L.kizzle :roll:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Thanks for the shout out

J$, were you always Ass Dan?

I know nothing about you except you are an old-timer.

Ass Dan seems to know. IT does not compute.

Maniak my summers been quite eventful

[Maniak]

Good to know.

[Legends66NBA7]

I assume he's working in Switzerland still. Haven't had any messages from him in a few years, sadly.

Alrighty then.

[L.Kizzle]

I feel left out..lol
Down Azz G

[Ass Dan]

d**ksucki/bwink and his BORING sock puppet crap for the last 6 months: http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-sports-pictures-untitled1.gif

Oh, and by the way, almost 800 views and ONLY 31 posts(from some more of his sock puppets of course. Since his sorry a** HAS TO..invent friends), is even more proof that nobody cares about your bogus crap. Making this thread, Pathetic Fail #6,000,000,000,000. Stay desperate.....dumba**:roll:


got you wide open! triflin ass ho!

[Doctor Rivers]

d**ksucki/bwink and his BORING sock puppet crap for the last 6 months: http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-sports-pictures-untitled1.gif

Oh, and by the way, almost 800 views and ONLY 31 posts(from some more of his sock puppets of course. Since his sorry a** HAS TO..invent friends), is even more proof that nobody cares about your bogus crap. Making this thread, Pathetic Fail #6,000,000,000,000. Stay desperate.....dumba**:roll:

shut up

[red1]

d**ksucki/bwink and his BORING sock puppet crap for the last 6 months: http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-sports-pictures-untitled1.gif

Oh, and by the way, almost 800 views and ONLY 31 posts(from some more of his sock puppets of course. Since his sorry a** HAS TO..invent friends), is even more proof that nobody cares about your bogus crap. Making this thread, Pathetic Fail #6,000,000,000,000. Stay desperate.....dumba**:roll:
someone ban this 12 year old already

[D-Wade316]

uh... jeff, we need you here right now.

[WockaVodka]

someone ban this 12 year old already
I unignored him temporarily to report him. I'm getting sick of him and people quoting his useless posts. I hope people join me and report him as well so he can be banned.

[Punpun]

LakersReign does that on purpose, right ?

:yaohappy:

[LakersReign]

Well....since it made d**ksuki/bwink/ass dan run away like a scalded dog to post as "ass dan." The pathetic little b***h CAN'T post as d**ksuki, now so.....you damn right:lol

http://www.gifnation.com/funny/image/595/1088490080723.gif

LakersReign = Bus

d**ksuki/bwink/ass dan = little blond girl:oldlol:

[Ass Dan]

LoooooooooooooooooooL! @ LakersReign

Fool keeps doing exactly what I called him out on, being lame, trying too hard and doing nothing memorable.

Good hustle LR, good hustle! But lets be real, I got you wide open right now, the whole thread is having a laugh at your expense and you keep coming up with a mitt full of nothing.

Sad is your existence, almost as bad as your tired ass gifs.

LakersReign = Tired old dried up busted ass triflin ho!

real talkz homiezzzzzzz

werd!

[b1imtf]

The truth stings like a b***h....doesn't it....d**ksuki?:lol

:roll: @d**ksuki/bwink/ass dan, the only ret**d dumb enough to think it's somehow supposed to be funny, posting with a screen name that talks about another guy's a**. He tried to change the words around so people wouldn't notice:facepalm

Sick ret**ded ****:eek:
You know what stings like a bitch? My **** up your mom's vag

[glidedrxlr22]

Reigny against the ropes! Taking shot after shot! He's goin down!

http://thebieberspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/KO-01-copy.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

The L. Kizzle description and Sigmund Freud have my dying right now :oldlol:

[KingBeasley08]

d**ksuki/bwink/a** dan, what exactly is it about "DAN'S A**", that inspired you so much, you NEEDED to create a screen name about it? Do you like to kiss it, or have you been hitting it from the back, VERY MANLY, countless times? Have you told your girl that you're OBVIOUSLY g**?:applause:

Just sayin:confusedshrug:
why do you always edit your posts lol

[LakersReign]

The truth(that d**ksuki/bwink/a** dan is CLEARLY g*y), stings like a b***h....doesn't it?:roll:

Couldn't help but notice how this bogus crap went from 4 stars down to 2:banghead:

EXPOSED!!!!:lol

[Legend of Josh]

LakersReign ... stop. That's the red sign, octagon shaped with white letters. You can not miss it. It's right in front of you. Do it already.

[Ass Dan]

LakersReign ... stop. That's the red sign, octagon shaped with white letters. You can not miss it. It's right in front of you. Do it already.

Duder? Kool Keith Kommunity Kollege? The Quad K? K-4? THe 4-K Club?

You not feelin that?

LR? Still like 7-Eleven (wide open).

:roll:

[ImmortalNemesis]

The truth(that d**ksuki/bwink/a** dan is CLEARLY g*y), stings like a b***h....doesn't it?:roll:

Couldn't help but notice how this bogus crap went from 4 stars down to 2:banghead:

EXPOSED!!!!:lol

You LITERALLY edit every one of your posts. What the f*ck? Something's definitely wrong with you.

:biggums:

[Heavincent]

You LITERALLY edit every one of your posts. What the f*ck? Something's definitely wrong with you.

:biggums:

He often edits his posts like an hour later too.

Dude's a ****ing lunatic.