How many times a week do you have sex with your girl?

[Bladers]

or a fck buddy? on average?

[L.Kizzle]

Z-Ro

[WockaVodka]

More than you probably.

[Bladers]

More than you probably.

if you got one. then just answer the question.
If you don't. move along.

[KingBeasley08]

More than you probably.
:oldlol:

[Brujesino]

Probably 16 billion.

[Faptastrophe]

Who do you have sex with, Bladers? Rightina and Lefthansa, right?

Me and my new girl we average three times a week. I almost always get laid Sunday afternoons, when she gets through watching Mad Men reruns. Jon Hamm, your glorious jawline and steely gaze has gotten my joint greased more times than I can count.

[Bladers]

Who do you have sex with, Bladers? Rightina and Lefthansa, right?

Me and my new girl we average three times a week. I almost always get laid Sunday afternoons, when she gets through watching Mad Men reruns. Jon Hamm, your glorious jawline and steely gaze has gotten my joint greased more times than I can count.

IF you ask a girl how many times a week she fuked and she said three. is it safe to assume its in the 4-5 range? cause they don't want to sound slutty so they downgrade?

[Faptastrophe]

IF you ask a girl how many times a week she fuked and she said three. is it safe to assume its in the 4-5 range? cause they don't want to sound slutty so they downgrade?
Could you dumb down the question please? I'm very tired and slighty drunk.. can't comprehend shit.

[Nick Young]

5-6

[RaininTwos]

I don't count to be honest. I know it was a lot, because I've gone through damn near two boxes of condoms but still...I wouldn't have the slightest clue. I find it suspect that people are able to count past a certain number, its not like I scratch a mark down after each time I ***. :oldlol:

[KDTrey5]

depends on the week but who the fk keeps count?

[RaininTwos]

depends on the week but who the fk keeps count?
We gotta get score boards beside our bed and shit apparently.:oldlol:

[Bladers]

depends on the week but who the fk keeps count?

im sure you could average that shit out. like how many times you take a shit a week or hours on computer or watching TV. no ****er keeps count. but you can average that shit out if you think about it.

[RaininTwos]

im sure you could average that shit out. like how many times you take a shit a week or hours on computer or watching TV. no ****er keeps count. but you can average that shit out if you think about it.
:biggums:

I couldn't come up with numbers for that either

except for TV, that would zero

[Bladers]

We gotta get score boards beside our bed and shit apparently.:oldlol:

i thought everyone did?

lol j/k


*runs to get rid of his*

[KDTrey5]

its not as easy as u think to keep count. unless its once a week or something

[Bladers]

Could you dumb down the question please? I'm very tired and slighty drunk.. can't comprehend shit.

I'm sure Girls don't admit to guys that they **** 5+ times a week.

[Bladers]

its not as easy as u think to keep count. unless its once a week or something

pick a week and say.
Did I have sex on Monday?
How many times?
Did I have sex on Tuesday?
How many times?
rinse and repeat

[Bladers]

5-6
seems its around this range for some.

[KDTrey5]

ill tell u next week haha

[Faptastrophe]

I'm sure Girls don't admit to guys that they **** 5+ times a week.
Oh, sure. It's an instant 'slut' by the definition of society.
Also.. it's not the count that people judge women by, but the number of partners.

[DaHeezy]

Married here. Sex is by appointment

[Faptastrophe]

Married here. Sex is by appointment
Ok, so that you wouldn't answer in fractions.. let's change the question to 'how many times a month'?

Heey, but scheduled sex is better than no sex and spontaneous sex. Healthier for the relationship 'nstuf.

[GOBB]

Bladers the virgin wants to know so he can figure out how many times to whack off per week. :roll:

Just get laid kid, saving yourself before marriage wont get you a first class ticket into Heaven.

[RaininTwos]

Married here. Sex is by appointment
that explains a lot. sex isn't supposed to be scheduled bro

[bluechox2]

Bladers the virgin wants to know so he can figure out how many times to whack off per week. :roll:

Just get laid kid, saving yourself before marriage wont get you a first class ticket into Heaven.
:pimp:

[28renyoy]

Probably 3-4 but it's whenever I want. I live with her

[Bladers]

Bladers the virgin wants to know so he can figure out how many times to whack off per week. :roll:

Just get laid kid, saving yourself before marriage wont get you a first class ticket into Heaven.
Lol says the guy who spends his life on ISH.
50,000 lmao give me a break. :roll: :roll:

[L.Kizzle]

Probably 3-4 but it's whenever I want. I live with her
Pretty sure that's illegal?

[Bladers]

Oh, sure. It's an instant 'slut' by the definition of society.
Also.. it's not the count that people judge women by, but the number of partners.
Now what's if a girl is 21 and has a 30 year old as a **** buddy...
Doesn't that make her a slut even though it may or may not be one partner?

[GOBB]

Lol says the guy who spends his life on ISH.
50,000 lmao give me a break. :roll: :roll:

Which hole do you put it in bladers? :roll: Gurantee the first time you get laid (wont be for a long time sadly) you put it in her navel and hump like a rabbit. You think her screaming means you're doing work when she is in pain. And from then on out whenever you try to have sex you take her hand and have her guide you in like someone helping a blind person cross the street. Poor Bladers.

[Timmy D for MVP]

i thought everyone did?

lol j/k


*runs to get rid of his*

Humor? From Bladers? You know when you're not trolling you're alright. :eek:

[Meticode]

One average 3 times a week.

[FatComputerNerd]

3-5 i'd say

sometimes more sometimes less

[dunksby]

Bladers the virgin wants to know so he can figure out how many times to whack off per week. :roll:

Just get laid kid, saving yourself before marriage wont get you a first class ticket into Heaven.
Let's say we believe he has a girlfriend, now who would date a socially awkward antagonizing asshole who hates on the god damn Discovery Channel and goes around the campus doing pseudo surveys asking atheists to either prove evolution to him scientifically right on the spot or GTFO. And that's not taking into account the amount of time he spends hating on LeBron and dick riding Kobe or arguing endlessly on ISH.

[IGOTGAME]

Probably 3-4 but it's whenever I want. I live with her
(rapist)

[Trumpin]

Which hole do you put it in bladers? :roll: Gurantee the first time you get laid (wont be for a long time sadly) you put it in her navel and hump like a rabbit. You think her screaming means you're doing work when she is in pain. And from then on out whenever you try to have sex you take her hand and have her guide you in like someone helping a blind person cross the street. Poor Bladers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg

[StateProperty]

Tues-Thurs, Sat, and twice on Sun

[D-Rose]

On average, once evwry 2-3 weeks. but 3rd base maybe once/twice a week :D

[rufuspaul]

that explains a lot. sex isn't supposed to be scheduled bro


Says the single stud. :lol When you're married, have kids and both of you work all day spontaneous sex sometimes gets pushed to the back burner. Scheduling it isn't always a bad idea.

Wait, did I just agree with DaHeezy? :wtf:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Lol says the guy who spends his life on ISH.
50,000 lmao give me a break. :roll: :roll:

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[niko]

God will punish you for this thread and taking my $7

[Sigmund Freud]

Many of you appear to have deep-rooted psychological problems that manifest themselves in your sex lives...

[rufuspaul]

Many of you appear to have deep-rooted psychological problems that manifest themselves in your sex lives...


Would you recommend psychoanalysis?

[Faptastrophe]

God will punish you for this thread and taking my $7
I still have Bladers facebook if you want to send him hateful messages about taking all of our money :D

[DeuceWallaces]

Probably 3 times, but with different schedules and careers it's tough.

[alwaysunny]

Think I averaged about 2-3 a week when I was with someone. Zero as of now since I got dumped.

During high school I used to have 2 a day; before and after school. Life sucks now.

[PHX_Phan]

Friend with benefits...probably average out to twice a week.

[glidedrxlr22]

About 3-4 times a week.

[mr beast]

Married here. Sex is by appointment

ok different question then, how many appointments you have a week?

[-p.tiddy-]

4-5 times average I think

try to every single night but it doesn't always work out that way...people get tired, girls have periods, still sore from the night before, etc...

[Legend of Josh]

I don't count to be honest. I know it was a lot, because I've gone through damn near two boxes of condoms but still...I wouldn't have the slightest clue. I find it suspect that people are able to count past a certain number, its not like I scratch a mark down after each time I ***. :oldlol:

Tell the tramp to use BC... fu*k a rubber. How long you two been together? I remember the good old days, when using a rubber was the best bet, but as you get older, you realize you just pick the right partners, be a good judge of character. etc... if you're just worried about reproducing... then good call, bc your offspring would only further diminish our planet.

[Legend of Josh]

Which hole do you put it in bladers? :roll: Gurantee the first time you get laid (wont be for a long time sadly) you put it in her navel and hump like a rabbit. You think her screaming means you're doing work when she is in pain. And from then on out whenever you try to have sex you take her hand and have her guide you in like someone helping a blind person cross the street. Poor Bladers.

Only on planet Earth could you see a 40 year old arguing with a 20 year old back and forth blah blah blah ... it's entertaining huh....

Here you have GOBB, a 40 old living in his grandmother's basement, playing vidoe games, special delivery your mail here and there ... back to GTA IV online I best in the world blab blah bob .... .. right? .... then you have bladers.... nuff said

When will you really grow up, brro.

[RaininTwos]

Tell the tramp to use BC... fu*k a rubber. How long you two been together? I remember the good old days, when using a rubber was the best bet, but as you get older, you realize you just pick the right partners, be a good judge of character. etc... if you're just worried about reproducing... then good call, bc your offspring would only further diminish our planet.
you realize that every insult i hear from you means that im doing something right?

if you want to hurt me, say that i remind you of yourself.

I would probably kill myself after a bomb like that.

[RaininTwos]

Tell that to high class prostitutes.
Are you insinuating that Da Heezy's "wife" is just an escort?:eek:

jk

[Legend of Josh]

Are you insinuating that Da Heezy's "wife" is just an escort?:eek:

jk

Neg....

[GOBB]

Only on planet Earth could you see a 40 year old arguing with a 20 year old back and forth blah blah blah ... it's entertaining huh....

Here you have GOBB, a 40 old living in his grandmother's basement, playing vidoe games, special delivery your mail here and there ... back to GTA IV online I best in the world blab blah bob .... .. right? .... then you have bladers.... nuff said

When will you really grow up, brro.

We're around the same age. Oh and by the way you and Jon Barry have quite a bit in common. I'l let you guess what...


http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/hawks/barry_091604_420.jpg

[D-Rose]

Some of you guys are hilarious with your "stats" :oldlol:

[Bladers]

Which hole do you put it in bladers? :roll: Gurantee the first time you get laid (wont be for a long time sadly) you put it in her navel and hump like a rabbit. You think her screaming means you're doing work when she is in pain. And from then on out whenever you try to have sex you take her hand and have her guide you in like someone helping a blind person cross the street. Poor Bladers.


Holy Shit. Is that what happened to u? LMFAO!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

But why u telling me your low moments though? :oldlol: :confusedshrug:

[Prodigy]

Back then 4-5 times.

[ukplayer4]

i see my girl on weekends, we bang sat morning and sunday morning, clockwork. one of the many reasons im glad we dont live together, if we spend a long weekend together and bang on the monday also im already missing the porn, hookers and midweek pick up sluts.

[Cowboy Thunder]

About 30 times a week

[L.Kizzle]

Does threesomes with Unstoppabull's girl count?

[Cowboy Thunder]

Does threesomes with Unstoppabull's girl count?
Thread title says "your girl"


So absolutely

[dunksby]

Holy Shit. Is that what happened to u? LMFAO!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

But why u telling me your low moments though? :oldlol: :confusedshrug:
Jesus just smote you for having virtual pride over a girl you never had who now has turned gay cause of you, damn you lose even in your fantasies :roll: