If you could sleep with one celebrity.....

[Raz]

I can't remember what I was watching, but the woman decides she wants to sleep with Brad Pitt as her fantasy celebrity, and the man picks the babysitter. I don't know why I was thinking about this, but I'm wondering if you have ever had this talk with your significant other?

I already know my fiancee would jump for the chance at Johnny Depp - I'm fine with that, at least it's not some dumbass like Vin Diesel, my ex-gf really liked him, I couldn't understand why, his head looks like a shaved teste.

Anyway, I have never been able to settle on one celebrity in particular. I saw the Lovelace poster today, and I totally forgot about Amanda Seyfried. She would be it for sure. She was so hot in Chloe.
NSFW because of fantastic boobs: http://blog.mrskin.com/data/blog/resource/00/10/87/00108713.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uhWh0JgQcM/TEA-zowU07I/AAAAAAAACEQ/9BMkFDgtEBs/s1600/amanda+seyfried+esquire-02.jpg

So, who is your pick, and who is your lady's pick?

[heyhey]

that girl from the at&t commercial with the interpol song

when she does the should jimmy it's pretty hot

[hoopaddict08]

Natalie Portman

Smart, Sexy, and seems to have a fun side.

I also wouldn't mind doinking Mila Kunis

[Raz]

that girl from the at&t commercial with the interpol song

when she does the should jimmy it's pretty hot

What about your lady? Who is she pushing you out of bed for?

[Raz]

Natalie Portman

Smart, Sexy, and seems to have a fun side.

I also wouldn't mind doinking Mila Kunis

And your lady? Who does she choose?

This thread may turn into that awkward moment when you realize that the majority of ISH are geeks without girlfriends, and most likely virgins.

[Sarcastic]

Oprah

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/ib7jnp/chappelle-s-show-dave-gets-oprah-pregnant

[Faptastrophe]

I really don't know.. there are too many to choose one. Dianna Agron (https://www.google.lv/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D4&q=Dianna+Agron&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=lv&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=yEARUL6BK4r5mAX5oYCoDA&biw=1366&bih=643&sei=ykARUJXiHcbhmAWZ8oHwCw), maybe?

My GF was pretty fast to answer... Dwyane Wade and Will Smith. This kinda hurt, because I'm white :D

[hoopaddict08]

And your lady? Who does she choose?

This thread may turn into that awkward moment when you realize that the majority of ISH are geeks without girlfriends.

Well my one online girlfriend likes Harry Potter the other girlfriend likes Morgan Freeman

[Raz]

My GF was pretty fast to answer... Dwyane Wade. This kinda hurt, because I'm white :D

That is rough. Don't worry though, he'll probably fake an injury half way through.

[RaininTwos]

I really don't know but she's gotta be something that I don't around the city. I'm past drooling over females celebrities that look like a better variation of what I see around town. One day I just realized that was such a loser mentality. Don't know how regular girls do it, but they looking good these days.:bowdown:

[heyhey]

What about your lady? Who is she pushing you out of bed for?

I'm single at the moment but the last girl I dated was pretty vocal about her devotion to the chuck bass dude from gossip girls, which was pretty strange to me.

and u ghey ghey ced

[Raz]

I really don't know but she's gotta be something that I don't around the city. I'm past drooling over females celebrities that look like a better variation of what I see around town. One day I just realized that was such a loser mentality. Don't know how regular girls do it, but they looking good these days.:bowdown:

Nice compliment to regular girls. :cheers:

I feel like it must be so easy to pull in Toronto. The guys dress like rednecks, flannel shirts, beards, baseball caps in bars, and there seems to be a disproportionate amount of good-looking single women here. I'm happy in a relationship, but it seems like an easy place to pick up.

I'll often see some douchebag wearing a baseball cap, and messy clothes, with some hot chick wearing a dress for clubbing. Slim pickings on men in Canada?

[Raz]

I'm single at the moment but the last girl I dated was pretty vocal about her devotion to the chuck bass dude from gossip girls, which was pretty strange to me.

and u ghey ghey ced

Hey, that's my insult for you!

Glad you dumped her. She has a chance at any celebrity, and she chooses a guy from Gossip Girl....

[RaininTwos]

Raz how do you dress? There are a lot of females that like that scruffy, flannel wearing look these days. At least from my experience.

Dont spare any details either. I'm a sponge.

[Raz]

Raz how do you dress? There are a lot of females that like that scruffy, flannel wearing look these days. At least from my experience.

Dont spare any details either. I'm a *** sponge.

There's a time and a place for scruffy, I'm working from home today, so wearing this a red t-shirt from Body Rags that says Havana and a pair of faded blue Parasuco jeans.

At work I wear dress shirts, and jeans, or dress pants.

[FatComputerNerd]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Gabourey_Sidibe_2010.jpg/220px-Gabourey_Sidibe_2010.jpg

[Raz]

Actually, I'm lying. This is me right here:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_MNjs1UZccE/Tjlftrq2Q_I/AAAAAAAAHNk/fLQ6Zvi6sF8/s1600/Kid+in+charlotte.jpg

[Nick Young]

Nice compliment to regular girls. :cheers:

I feel like it must be so easy to pull in Toronto. The guys dress like rednecks, flannel shirts, beards, baseball caps in bars, and there seems to be a disproportionate amount of good-looking single women here. I'm happy in a relationship, but it seems like an easy place to pick up.

I'll often see some douchebag wearing a baseball cap, and messy clothes, with some hot chick wearing a dress for clubbing. Slim pickings on men in Canada?
They are douchebag's because they wear baseball caps and messy clothes.

You are a homewrecking ****** because you are checking out men who have girlfriends.

You see what I did there, sport?:confusedshrug:

[Raz]

They are douchebag's because they wear baseball caps and messy clothes.

That's right. Wearing a cap = trying to hide something. Male pattern baldness perhaps.




You are a homewrecking ****** because you are checking out men who have girlfriends.

You see what I did there, sport?:confusedshrug:


You're confused, hence the confused shrug. You are obsessed with using the word ******, because you are gay. Admit it bro, there's nothing to be ashamed of. You do a terrible job at hiding it, we all know you're gay. Infatuated with an alpha dog like Kobe, even naming yourself after another man, Nick Young. It's okay to be gay, nothing wrong with that bro. Just man up instead of trying to hide it.

Different strokes for different folks I guess

I'm perfectly happy with my lady, and the fantasy of Amanda Seyfried.

[Nick Young]

That's right. Wearing a cap = trying to hide something. Male pattern baldness perhaps.





You're confused, hence the confused shrug. You are obsessed with using the word ******, because you are gay. Admit it bro, there's nothing to be ashamed of. You do a terrible job at hiding it, we all know you're gay. Infatuated with an alpha dog like Kobe, even naming yourself after another man, Nick Young. It's okay to be gay, nothing wrong with that bro. Just man up instead of trying to hide it.

Different strokes for different folks I guess

I'm perfectly happy with my lady, and the fantasy of Amanda Seyfried.
Nice generalizations you're making there, ******:applause:

Everyone is infatuated with Kobe. He is a god amongst mortals, who will soon ascend to the stars and become a proper deity.

You created this thread+always are mentioning your girlfriend as much as possible
AKA
Over-compensation to prove your heterosexuality.
Damn, that's true ******ry in motion right there

[Raz]

Nice generalizations you're making there, ******:applause:

I am infatuated with Kobe. He is a god who could bust my morals, who will soon ascend into my ass and *** a proper load.

I'm a ****in' General, so I make generalizations.

And you're so gay. Everything you type has gay undertones. Again, nothing wrong with being gay, just admit it, instead of hiding. You can help others like LeBron23 come out.

[Nick Young]

I'm a ****in' General, so I make generalizations.

And you're so gay. Everything you type has gay undertones. Again, nothing wrong with being gay, just admit it, instead of hiding. You can help others like LeBron23 come out.
thanks for the relationship advice ******, I'll see what I can do:rockon:

[rufuspaul]

Actually, I'm lying. This is me right here:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_MNjs1UZccE/Tjlftrq2Q_I/AAAAAAAAHNk/fLQ6Zvi6sF8/s1600/Kid+in+charlotte.jpg


Retro Hornets jacket FTW! :rockon:

[ErhnamDjinn]

Jessica Gomes or Kate Upton for me

my gf likes Ryan Reynolds or Enrique Iglesias :oldlol:

[Raz]

Jessica Gomes or Kate Upton for me

my gf likes Ryan Reynolds or Enrique Iglesias :oldlol:

He would probably do her in the ass, no concerns there.

[rufuspaul]

I picked Meticode's wife and ironically my wife did too.

[Raz]

I picked Meticode's wife and ironically my wife did too.

That sounds very nice. Post pics of Mrs Meticode.

NVM, found her and have fapped:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i5Zv0BUhxNA/SlY-g7-WfSI/AAAAAAAAAJk/1GNufQeFisU/s320/anonymous-bear-family-11.jpg

[Bucket_Nakedz]

She likes the rock, dude in the new 21 jump street and the r&b singer jeremy. I just saw the nanny a week ago and i totally forgot how much i fantasized sticking my dick in hermouth when i was a kid. Even tho she had an irritating accent, that woman is fukkin beautiful. I wonder what shes up to now?

[hoopaddict08]

Actually, I'm lying. This is me right here:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_MNjs1UZccE/Tjlftrq2Q_I/AAAAAAAAHNk/fLQ6Zvi6sF8/s1600/Kid+in+charlotte.jpg

First glance I thought this was Michael Phelps. But then I couldn't find his bong.

[Legends66NBA7]

"Significant Other" ? I guess that's her's:

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enCA418&q=Kid%20Cudi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=EVkRUIn_LuLJ6wGQr4HwCg&biw=1366&bih=531&sei=E1kRULKTOIbr6wHG14D4DQ

As for me, I would have to go with this celeb:

http://www.google.ca/search?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enCA418&biw=1366&bih=531&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=zooey+deschanel&oq=Zoo&gs_l=img.3.0.0l4j0i3j0l5.556533.561447.0.563304.3. 3.0.0.0.0.125.328.1j2.3.0...0.0...1c.GiNsTczHGTA

[RaininTwos]

I know a girl that looks kinda like Zooey but with bigger everything:oldlol:

[niko]

Namie Amuro. And i've slept with better looking women than her too, and women with better bodies, etc. but i've liked her since she started out pretty much consistently. Anyone else i thought of would just be flavor of the month for me.

[ZeN]

My Girlfriend likes Channing Tatum.


I would go with Kristen Bell

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oqosEJRYCe0/TcQMISwKQRI/AAAAAAAAFF8/rpjLwN1_JIE/s640/kristenbell+%25281%2529.jpg


http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/2877/416157-180159741.jpg


http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/436723/674/573/001/500full-kristen-bell.jpg

[Legends66NBA7]

It's funny, because I'm usually attracted to more asian (oriental) celebrities, but I just like Zooey out of the bunch.

:oldlol:

And I know a lot of lady friends who like a lot of black celebrities, so I'm not surprised. Just saying.

[bluechox2]

http://www.fitnessgurusam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Jessica-Alba-Lean-Body.jpg

o hell yea

and wish that it was also groundhogs day:pimp: :rockon:

[RaininTwos]

It's funny, because I'm usually attracted to more asian (oriental) celebrities, but I just like Zooey out of the bunch.

:oldlol:

And I know a lot of lady friends who like a lot of black celebrities, so I'm not surprised. Just saying.

and you aint gonna hook me up?:wtf:

[DaHeezy]

Back when me and the baby momma got together we had this talk. I said I'd do Jamie Pressley and she would do Benjamin Bratt.

It's been recently update.

Me:
Rima Fakih
http://www.wealthywheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rima-Fakih-11.jpg

She:
The whole cast of Magic Mike
:wtf:

[RaininTwos]

She:
The whole cast of Magic Mike
:wtf:
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/2008chode/Gifz/gladje4.gif

That's definitely a wtf moment right there....tread lightly lol

[ZeN]

She:
The whole cast of Magic Mike
:wtf:


So your girl admitted to you that she wants to get gang banged?

[DaHeezy]

http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/2008chode/Gifz/gladje4.gif

That's definitely a wtf moment right there....tread lightly lol

Well she did say no Kevin Nash because that would just be too overboard

[DaHeezy]

So your girl admitted to you that she wants to get gang banged?

Of course not, she's more classy than that. One at a time.

[Legends66NBA7]

and you aint gonna hook me up?:wtf:

Key word being "celebrity". :lol

Nah, for sure dude, if meet up at party downtown or some other random place.

Also, other choices, since I like to be diverse:

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enCA418&q=Ida%20Ljungqvist&biw=1366&bih=531&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=42ERUIrrMqPG6gHUqYHoDA

http://www.google.ca/search?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enCA418&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nWIRUImyKKjG6wHI5oCQAg&ved=0CEYQvwUoAQ&q=aishwarya+rai&spell=1&biw=1366&bih=531

[RaininTwos]

millions of people read my thoughts every year bro, how am I not a celebrity? im sure that number will increase greatly since that I put ISH=#1 on the chalk board at Smoke's Pouternie:oldlol:

I'm doing numbers over here man.

[Legends66NBA7]

millions of people read my thoughts every year bro, how am I not a celebrity? im sure that number will increase greatly since that I put ISH=#1 on the chalk board at Smoke's Pouternie:oldlol:

I'm doing numbers over here man.

Oh word, I didn't even know.

:oldlol:

Yeah, I know where that area is (which far from my place) still.

[Godzuki]

mandy moore :bowdown:

[ZeN]

mandy moore :bowdown:
Not looking as good lately..

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110502/mandy-moore-300x400.jpg

[Godzuki]

Not looking as good lately..

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110502/mandy-moore-300x400.jpg


thats probably just a bad pic, and even on her bad days she looks like julia roberts.

all i gotta say is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvhPr_FKwsY

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

so sexy

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

thats probably just a bad pic, and even on her bad days she looks like julia roberts.

all i gotta say is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvhPr_FKwsY

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

so sexy

She was perfect for that role. :lol Def cute.

[Raz]

So why is this thread supposed to be about celebrities that we'd f*ck, yet Raz posted his picture after discussing looks of men?

That was really me - did you look at the URL?
I can post a pic of me, but then you'd just choose me, weirdo.

This thread is about who you would do, and who your partner would do. Since ISH is full of virgins it has become a failure of a thread. Most guys read the title and post a pic of some celebrity.

[Raz]

She:
The whole cast of Magic Mike
:wtf:


Did she actually drag you to that shit?

[TheMan]

http://s1.postimage.org/ya8a7vgjz/Jynx_Maze.jpg

[DuMa]

Bar Refaeli

[Raz]

I assume it was you since you said it was... I'm just saying this thread derailed so fast that there's no point to it.

I know - it is a runaway train never coming back. Wrong way on a run way track.

[niko]

Speaking of being derailed, how badly whipped and beaten do you need to be to take your girl to see Magic Mike?

[glidedrxlr22]

I wanna say K. Beckinsale but I'm sure she's been mentioned a few times. So I'll go in a different direction. My wife's been watching a Mexican soap opera and there's this hot actress named Anqelique Boyer in it:

http://www.capitulodenovelas.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Elisa-Abismo-de-Pasion-or-Angelique-Boyer.jpg

http://themoviezones.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ver-Abismo-de-Pasion-Capitulo-49-Avance.jpg

[Sarcastic]

I wanna say K. Beckinsale but I'm sure she's been mentioned a few times. So I'll go in a different direction. My wife's been watching a Mexican soap opera and there's this hot actress named Anqelique Boyer in it:

http://www.capitulodenovelas.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Elisa-Abismo-de-Pasion-or-Angelique-Boyer.jpg

http://themoviezones.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ver-Abismo-de-Pasion-Capitulo-49-Avance.jpg


I would want to marry this.

[EnoughSaid]

Amanda Seyfried looked so sexy in In Time. :bowdown:

[blablabla]

jennifer aniston

[Raz]

Amanda Seyfried looked so sexy in In Time. :bowdown:

Hands off, asshole.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Ariana Grande.

[Boomerang]

Lebron James.

[alenleomessi]

kelly brook

[hoopaddict08]

http://www.ftkconstruction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/topanga-top.jpg

How could I forget. TOPANGA. Probably the first celebrity I wanked too. I don't care what she looks like now, she was hot then.

[RaininTwos]

It's called makeup and plastic surgery.
Damn, they got coupons for plastic surgery now?

[-p.tiddy-]

probably Claudia Sampedro...but she doesn't have much fame

I might rather have someone with mass amounts of fame just because that makes a bigger notch in the belt...like Rihanna or maybe Shakira...or even maybe Nikki Minaj

I would say Kim K but if you fck her the whole world hates you for some reason so no thanks lol

[L8k3r5]

The girl in my avatar Ariana Grande and of course, Emma Stone.

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Megan Fox is the hottest chick of all time IMO. She looks like she can shag too. I got dibs on her.

Amanda Seyfried is a solid choice also.

[Lebron23]

Jennifer Lawrence

[StateOfMind12]

Not sure how she hasn't been posted yet.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YcNrxlgo5Gg/TaexUAGTLoI/AAAAAAAAFI4/JCW0CbszjW8/s640/scarlett-johansson-20060306-113739.jpg

and definitely this one

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/haydenpanettiere/hayden_panettiere300.jpg

[LakersReign]

Jessica Biel:rockon:

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/62e0cccc4170.gif

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/c89059b88fd5.gif

[Fawker]

so many beautiful people in the world one would never be enough. :banghead: there is not one hands down girl for me

[NYballin]

Olivia Munn
http://i46.tinypic.com/2lm5hep.gif

[Derka]

Its either Scarlett Johansson or Olivia Munn, both of whom happened to be mentioned on this page.

[NYballin]

been mentioned in this thread already but Natalie Portman is favorite of mine.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ngdevc.jpg

[D-Wade316]

Christina Aguilera
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q2lxNtoxcFw/TL2gz6qP8RI/AAAAAAAACmI/iy2ypbV0Bv4/s1600/Christina%2BAguilera03.jpg


Not looking as good lately..

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110502/mandy-moore-300x400.jpg
shit :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Doris Burke

[miller-time]

even at her current age gwen stefani is still hot. but shes esp cute here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usDPlrcv-0

i pick her.

[DaHeezy]

Did she actually drag you to that shit?

Heelllll noooo. She of course went with her girlfriends. But from what I hear there is some dark story line behind it and it's not all about male stripping. Kind of like Boogie Nights

[RaininTwos]

Vogue era Madonna

[Raz]

Heelllll noooo. She of course went with her girlfriends. But from what I hear there is some dark story line behind it and it's not all about male stripping. Kind of like Boogie Nights

Boogie Nights is legendary - however, I don't think a film starring those two crap actors can compare. Not saying you were comparing, but it looks like a terrible movie.

[ZeN]

even at her current age gwen stefani is still hot. but shes esp cute here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usDPlrcv-0

i pick her.


:applause:

[D-Rose]

emma stone/eva mendes/anne hathaway

yes, that's one.

[pauk]

Monica Bellucci

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

i'd love to titty fck the fck outta Kat Dennings. bet she a good dick sucker to0

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-G37kGUwD2Hs/TcNGo1OGT4I/AAAAAAAACg0/IT8AIPw4N_Q/s1600/kat_dennings_cleavage_thor.jpg

[Asiantastic]

Kate Beckinsale or Anne Hathaway.

[TheSilentKiller]

http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/05/joan.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/database/110221/mila-kunis-300.jpg

Either of these two

[ViperVisor]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2hocrdc.jpg