What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

[LiLharvard]

What would happen if a female human was trapped in a corner next to a randy male ape and the ape had sex with her and injected copious amounts of sperm? Would there be any chance of a baby being produced.

Has there ever been any reports of apes rapeing humans.

[rufuspaul]

The female would have the orgasm of her life. The ape would go back to the tribe, brag about it for a day or two, then life as normal.

[ballup]

Someone will sell tickets to the showing?:confusedshrug:

[Velocirap31]

Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.

[BMOGEFan]

Hiv/aids

[bluechox2]

once you go ape, you dont go back

[Zedja]

What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female? Would the baby become the most amazing poster on these forums since ashbelly? :bowdown: :bowdown:

[ace23]

What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female?
:roll:

[Zedja]

:roll:
How dare you insult my god? :cry: :cry:

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female?

Even Pauk would think this is hilarious. :oldlol:

[Zedja]

Even Pauk would think this is hilarious. :oldlol:
:rant

[plowking]

http://www.authentichistory.com/diversity/african/3-coon/6-monkey/Anti-Patrick_Ewing_Evolution_Image.jpg

[KDTrey5]

What would happen if a female human was trapped in a corner next to a randy male ape and the ape had sex with her and injected copious amounts of sperm? Would there be any chance of a baby being produced.

Has there ever been any reports of apes rapeing humans.
avery bradley

[ILLsmak]

http://www.authentichistory.com/diversity/african/3-coon/6-monkey/Anti-Patrick_Ewing_Evolution_Image.jpg


DIZ *****!!

Haven't seen him in forever...

Not ewing...

-Smak

[L.Kizzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8WbohuniAg

[SourPatchKids]

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Is that what I think it is in your avatar? And i'm not talking about durant.

[KDTrey5]

Is that what I think it is in your avatar? And i'm not talking about durant.
haha yessir

[SourPatchKids]

haha yessir
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sBo_jumping.gif

[flipogb]

Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

[B]

Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front. Never heard of a Mule eh?

Edited, flipogb that's a good one too

[Swaggin916]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

Had no idea there was such a thing as a Liger. Shit makes you think

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though

[Ass Dan]

Came in here expecting racist joke, none to be found, not sure if mad or pleasantly surprised at our collective restraint. Raz would be proud.

To answer the OP's question, conception would be very difficult, likely need to be done in a lab and even then it would have very little chance of maturation.

[boozehound]

hey there, lilharvard, what kind of ape?
a gorilla?
a chimpanzee?
a bonobo?
another human?
an orangutan?

or what about a lesser ape, the gibbon?

unless it were the naked ape, I dont think it would happen.


Now, the interesting question is whether anatomically modern humans could knock up neanderthals (and vice versa obviously). What do you think?

[boozehound]

Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though
baboons are monkeys, not apes.

[LiLharvard]

After extensive research, I regrettably inform that I found no such evidence involving sexual intercourse between apes and humans. I decided to change the "keywords" during my research, something I remmember my 9th grade library teacher telling me this and I will tell you I found this:

Ape Rape

Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.

He had two lives, and I only had one, so he ape raped my character to win the game!

ape rape

Derogatory term for having sex with a black woman.

"Dude, that chick Shaquanda was hot, so after we closed the bar, we went back to my place and I ape raped her."

Ape rape

To thouroughly destroy, obliterate, or conquer.

"I ape raped that sandwhich."
"I put the ape in rape."



Amazing that this all I found. I will endeavor to find more information regarding the topic. I'm very optimistic and confident that conception is possible the relation is to close and as stated big cats have cross breeded ... It's not as if it's a snake and a turtle ..hmm but that might be not so ridiculous snake heads are actually very similar to turtle heads and there has been reports of 2 headed snakes, has there not but thats for another discussion.

[L.Kizzle]

Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though
Those the ones that be licking they nipples and shit, right?

[boozehound]

on a vaguely related note, I once had a boss whos wife was a zoo vet tech. She had to jerk off a passed out orangutan for artificial insemination. Not sure if that counts for you, lilharvard, but I could bust to that hot action.

[boozehound]

Those the ones that be licking they nipples and shit, right?
bonobos, which some people lump as chimps (same genus Pan and can probably interbreed), are highly social, which includes a wide variety of sexual encounters and exchanges (sex for food access for example, sex for protection, sex for status). I know I would double down something fierce on a fine ass bonobo.

[boozehound]

To address my boi, lilHarvee, heres some vague and speculative information.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

[LiLharvard]

on a vaguely related note, I once had a boss whos wife was a zoo vet tech. She had to jerk off a passed out orangutan for artificial insemination. Not sure if that counts for you, lilharvard, but I could bust to that hot action.
Haha ! That's nasty.. Your boss was jelly

[LiLharvard]

hey there, lilharvard, what kind of ape?
a gorilla?
a chimpanzee?
a bonobo?
another human?
an orangutan?

or what about a lesser ape, the gibbon?

unless it were the naked ape, I dont think it would happen.


Now, the interesting question is whether anatomically modern humans could knock up neanderthals (and vice versa obviously). What do you think?

My initial thoughts were gorilla.

Sheer strength and size and the possibilty of creating a super gorillman would be insane of course but in reality a chimpanzee would be the best bet. DNA sequences are extremely similar but a gorillahuman would be the ultimate.

[LiLharvard]

Great scott


http://www.h8ful.com/ShukerOliver.jpg

[Ketchup]

DIZ *****!!

Haven't seen him in forever...

Not ewing...

-Smak

That's not me, that's Zen on my account. :oldlol:

Since he "collects" accounts he refused to let me use it again when I decided to post again. :oldlol:

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.
Thats not true, it is actually possible to mate a primate and a human, but has never been done due to being incredibly ethically offensive. It would be like a donkey and a horse mating to make a mule. It would be some freak probably. Personally, I would like to see it.

[rezznor]

Thats not true, it is actually possible to mate a primate and a human, but has never been done due to being incredibly ethically offensive. It would be like a donkey and a horse mating to make a mule. It would be some freak probably. Personally, I would like to see it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee


Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov was the first to actually attempt to create a human–ape hybrid.[9] As early as 1910 he had given a presentation to the World Congress of Zoologists in Graz, Austria in which he described the possibility of obtaining such a hybrid through artificial insemination.
In 1924, while working at the Pasteur Institute in Paris, Ivanov obtained permission from the Institute's directors to use its experimental primate station in Kindia, French Guinea, for such an experiment. Ivanov attempted to gain backing for his project from the Soviet government. He dispatched letters to the People's Commissar on Education and Science Anatoliy Vasilievich Lunacharsky and to other officials. Ivanov's proposal finally sparked the interest of Nikolai Petrovich Gorbunov, the head of the Department of Scientific Institutions. In September 1925 Gorbunov helped allocate US$10,000 to the USSR Academy of Sciences (now the Russian Academy of Sciences) for Ivanov's human-ape hybridization experiments in Africa.
In March 1926 Ivanov arrived at the Kindia facility, but stayed only a month without success. The Kindia site, it turned out, had no sexually mature chimpanzees. He returned to France where he arranged through correspondence with French Guinea's colonial governor to set up experiments at the botanical gardens in Conakry.
Ivanov reached Conakry in November 1926 accompanied by his son, also named Ilya, who would assist him in his experiments. Ivanov supervised the capture of adult chimpanzees in the interior of the colony, which were brought to Conakry and kept in cages in the botanical gardens. On February 28, 1927, Ivanov artificially inseminated two female chimpanzees with human sperm. On June 25, he artificially inseminated a third chimpanzee with human sperm. The Ivanovs left Africa in July with thirteen chimps, including the three used in his experiments. They already knew before leaving that the first two chimpanzees had failed to become pregnant. The third died in France, and was also found not to have been pregnant. The remaining chimps were sent to a new primate station at Sukhumi.
Although Ivanov attempted to organize the insemination of human females with chimpanzee sperm in Guinea, these plans met with resistance from the French colonial government and there is no evidence such an experiment was arranged there.
Upon his return to the Soviet Union in 1927, Ivanov began an effort to organize hybridization experiments at Sukhumi using ape sperm and human females. Eventually in 1929, through the help of Gorbunov, he obtained the support of the Society of Materialist Biologists, a group associated with the Communist Academy. In the spring of 1929 the Society set up a commission to plan Ivanov's experiments at Sukhumi. They decided that at least five volunteer women would be needed for the project. However, in June 1929, before any inseminations had taken place, Ivanov learned that the only postpubescent male ape remaining at Sukhumi (an orangutan) had died. A new set of chimps would not arrive at Sukhumi until the summer of 1930.


It was the Soviet dictator's dream: Soldiers with no fear, with superhuman strength and endurance, who would follow any order, eat anything, and ignore pain or injury. Workers who could do the labor of ten men without complaint, with no thought of personal time off, and no desire for pay. A force to carry the Soviet Union through its Five-Year Plan for economic development, and to make the nation invincible in war. Stalin's goal, according to modern mythology, was no less than a slave race of scientifically bred beings that were half human and half ape; a race he hoped would combine tremendous physical strength, dumb loyalty, and a human's ability to follow direction and perform complex tasks. But how much of this is true, and how much of it is the invention of modern writers and filmmakers looking for the sensational story?

It's no secret that a renowned Russian biologist, Il'ya Ivanovich Ivanov, spent much of his career working on just this. Around 1900 he gained great fame and national acclaim with his work on artificially inseminating horses, increasing the number of horses that could be bred by a factor of about twenty. For a preindustrialized nation, this was a tremendous economic accomplishment. Primarily funded by the Veterinary Department of the Russian Interior Ministry, Ivanov carried this technology to its next logical step, the creation of specialized hybrid animals for agricultural and industrial purposes, as well as for the sake of advancing the science. His artificial insemination experiments successfully crossed many closely related species: donkeys and zebras, mice and rats and other rodents, birds, and various species of cattle.

As early as 1910, Ivanov lectured on the possibility of crossing humans and apes, citing artificial insemination as the method of choice due to prevailing ethical objections to, well, interspecies partying, for lack of a better term. However, before he could make any progress, Ivanov's work came to an abrupt halt in 1917 with the Russian Revolution, which effectively dissolved most existing government programs and eliminated all of his funding. The new Soviet government was committed to technical innovation and science, but it took seven long years for Ivanov to rebuild his network of support. Ivanov's entire career could be fairly characterized as a constant fundraising effort, desperately seeking resources for his hybridization dream and other projects, and failing nine times out of ten. He should have been so lucky as to have the government come to him with an offer, much less an order.

[boozehound]

Thats not true, it is actually possible to mate a primate and a human, but has never been done due to being incredibly ethically offensive. It would be like a donkey and a horse mating to make a mule. It would be some freak probably. Personally, I would like to see it.
my understanding is that it is unclear, as its never been done (outside of the island of dr moreau, mwah haha)

[Jasi]

A donkey and a horse are two species of the same genus.
Homo sapiens is the only living species of its genus (Homo). Chimp and bonobos belong to another genus (Pan).
So the mule example doesn't mean aything.

[-p.tiddy-]

I'm pretty sure DeMarcas Ware's mother was raped by a silverback...

[pauk]

What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female?

Thou mortal female having fornication with thou supreme being would cause oblivion upon her and mountains would crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call and the voices in the waves are always whispering to Florence, in their ceaseless murmuring, eternal and illimitable, not bounded by the confines of this world, or by the end of time, but ranging still, beyond the sea, beyond the sky, to the invisible country far away thou "Pauk" would continue to exist from all eternity and, behold, he is there; and shall exist for thou being has no end.

[glidedrxlr22]

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[LiLharvard]

A donkey and a horse are two species of the same genus.
Homo sapiens is the only living species of its genus (Homo). Chimp and bonobos belong to another genus (Pan).
So the mule example doesn't mean aything.
Wrong, Chimps and human could mate the DNA sequences are basically identical.

[Jasi]

Wrong, Chimps and human could mate the DNA sequences are basically identical.

I didn't say they cannot. I have no idea.
I just said that the donkey-horse example is misleading.

[HylianNightmare]

Isn't that what happens when a bla....


Nevermind

[niko]

Wrong, Chimps and human could mate the DNA sequences are basically identical.
:facepalm

[LiLharvard]

The humanzee (also known as the Chuman or Manpanzee) is a hypothetical chimpanzee/human hybrid. Chimpanzees and humans are closely related (95% of their DNA sequence, and 99% of coding DNA sequences are in common[1]), leading to contested speculation that a hybrid is possible.



Niko once again you are out of your depth.

Knicks fan one week, nets fan the next.. Your that guy on the train wearing a Miami heat hat, patriots shirt and a pair of laker shorts you confused ********.

[Velocirap31]

Thats not true, it is actually possible to mate a primate and a human, but has never been done due to being incredibly ethically offensive. It would be like a donkey and a horse mating to make a mule. It would be some freak probably. Personally, I would like to see it.

No it isn't possible. Critical differences in the DNA would not allow it. You could argue that human and monkey DNA are very close, but so are mice and humans, very close. Pregnancy may be possible, but the offspring would never make it to full term. There are very few exceptions to different species mating and a mule is one of them as well as breeding between wolves and domestic dogs. Don't be stupid ISH.

[dude77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-C6NkRUbI38

[TheeBeast]

What would happen if a female human was trapped in a corner next to a randy male ape and the ape had sex with her and injected copious amounts of sperm? Would there be any chance of a baby being produced.

Has there ever been any reports of apes rapeing humans.

Depending on weather I wear a condom or not, a child would be born 9 months later.:lebronamazed: