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Bandito
08-03-2012, 02:49 AM
kobe has allot of haters and allot of fans

it could be kobe vs a blow dryer and it would have 50 pages
This post made me think if this thread would reach 50pages. I know it will get deleted but I still find it hilarious...


Btw blow dryer>Kobe discuss...

Dr. Cheesesteak
08-03-2012, 02:50 AM
This post made me think if this thread would reach 50pages. I know it will get deleted but I still find it hilarious...


Btw blow dryer>Kobe discuss...
hmm...well, what are they competing in? Surely the blow dryer wins at drying stuff. Kobe only makes things wet...

SyRyanYang
08-03-2012, 02:50 AM
Blow dryer for dat win:rockon:

CAstill
08-03-2012, 02:51 AM
This post made me think if this thread would reach 50pages. I know it will get deleted but I still find it hilarious...


Btw blow dryer>Kobe discuss...


When the blow dryer gets hot it's a wrap!

EnoughSaid
08-03-2012, 02:52 AM
Well the blow dryer is going to be shooting air the whole game, so I see Kobe winning by at least 20.

WockaVodka
08-03-2012, 02:52 AM
Give Blow dryer Shaq and it'll win 3 rings too.

chains5000
08-03-2012, 02:53 AM
Blowbe:kobe:

talkingconch
08-03-2012, 02:54 AM
Give Blow dryer Shaq and it'll win 3 rings too.
u mad that all that griffin does is dunk

WockaVodka
08-03-2012, 02:54 AM
u mad that all that griffin does is dunk
:oldlol: I was as serious as the thread title.

EnoughSaid
08-03-2012, 02:56 AM
SMH. The OP forgot to provide some real info.

Blow Dryer:

http://www.sephora.com/productimages/sku/s1284694-main-hero.jpg

-A folding travel dryer with the amazing power of Tourmaline and SoftAire

RazorBaLade
08-03-2012, 02:58 AM
Hey blow dryer, thats my thing you know cmon

KDTrey5
08-03-2012, 02:58 AM
kobe gets more blows than a blow dryer

Bandito
08-03-2012, 03:14 AM
NaH but for real I think that if you five gasol and Bynum the blow-dryer it could win 3 titles instead of 2 with Kobe.

colorz
08-03-2012, 03:28 AM
The blow dryer would blow the competition away




:kobe:



/bagelred impersonation

atljonesbro
08-03-2012, 03:34 AM
God this thread f*cking SUCKS. OP should be ashamed that he is so much of a PH@GGOT!!!!!!

ripthekik
08-03-2012, 05:31 AM
man my "ISH loves Lebron" thread got deleted, while this stays on. Either Jeff is a hardcore lebron fan, or Lebron pays for some bandwidth here.

Burgz V2
08-03-2012, 05:37 AM
this thread blows.

:yaohappy:

CarlosBoozer
08-03-2012, 10:36 AM
[QUOTE=EnoughSaid]SMH. The OP forgot to provide some real info.

Blow Dryer:

http://www.sephora.com/productimages/sku/s1284694-main-hero.jpg

-A folding travel dryer with the amazing power of Tourmaline and SoftAire

ripthekik
08-03-2012, 11:20 AM
ISH allows threads to diss Kobe and ones that diss Lebron gets banned :lol
Might as well as put up the heat logo, or put lelbron's face for the insidehoops logo

LakersReign
08-03-2012, 11:35 AM
ISH allows threads to diss Kobe and ones that diss Lebron gets banned :lol
Might as well as put up the heat logo, or put lelbron's face for the insidehoops logo

OP was trying to prove a point, which was that the Kobe hate on here is so ludicrous, you put Kobe vs a hair dryer and the haters come running. As you can see, he wasn't wrong.:facepalm

NOHCP3
08-03-2012, 11:54 AM
Kobe easily..... Wait... That blow dryer has how many settings??... It's over. Sorry Kobe.

Game.Set. Blow Dryer.

MichaelCheazley
08-03-2012, 12:11 PM
I heard the blow dryer can get really hot at times.

OmniStrife
08-03-2012, 12:23 PM
I ain't ever heard of a blow dryer getting accused of rape.

NYK_Stan
08-03-2012, 12:46 PM
Blowbe:kobe:

:yaohappy:

Papaya Petee
08-03-2012, 12:50 PM
http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l344/Mav19erick/fat.jpg

nightprowler10
08-03-2012, 12:55 PM
The blow dryer had a better rookie year than Kobe. Hence blow dryer > Kobe.

plowking
08-03-2012, 12:59 PM
All these jokes blow. They're too dry for my sense of humor.

End scene.

Peteballa
08-03-2012, 01:03 PM
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/business/2006-05/08/xin_490503081027683270553.jpg

bmd
08-03-2012, 01:11 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/309tsvp.jpg

Freedom Kid7
08-03-2012, 01:15 PM
Guys come on, it's gotta go to the blow dryer. I mean, there's no question about it. The blow dryer plays defense in amazing way on the help side and the perimeter against your hair. Kobe could never do that.

Asiantastic
08-03-2012, 01:27 PM
:milton

Noof
08-03-2012, 01:56 PM
Blow dryer is much more energy-efficient than Chuckbe.

amidoinitrite?

tomtucker
08-03-2012, 02:23 PM
:biggums: ..............:biggums:

Bandito
08-04-2012, 04:39 AM
Not quite the 50 pages but more than I expected. :lol

insidehoops
08-04-2012, 01:08 PM
If you put Kobe in the game, sometimes he's hot, sometimes he's not

If you turn the blow dryer on, it'll stay hot until you don't need it anymore

Kobe's still the better basketball player though, because he can move around, rebound, play defense, etc. While the blow dryer tends to just sort of sit in one spot like an inanimate object. The blow dryer isn't very athletic, and since it has no legs it really isn't good at running back on defense

TMacMagic
08-04-2012, 01:14 PM
This thread scares me...

:coleman:

leopoldstotch
08-04-2012, 01:18 PM
kobe vs this machine?

http://www.handdryersandmore.com/merchant2/graphics/00000001/hdm_ab04_lg.jpg

tough call. This dryer is a beast of a machine. :bowdown:

lbj4kb8
08-04-2012, 01:21 PM
Ah crap... not another "Kobe vs (insert name)" thread. OP should be banned.

stallionaire
08-04-2012, 01:25 PM
Blow dryer got robbed of 2 mvps

madmax17
08-04-2012, 01:32 PM
Blow dryer: "Come with me if you want to live"

Kobe: "Come with me if you want to learn the rape choke"

Peteballa
08-04-2012, 06:38 PM
Ah crap... not another "Kobe vs (insert name)" thread. OP should be banned.
:biggums:

kennethgriffin
08-04-2012, 07:42 PM
how did i miss this thread?


:roll:

holy crap i might be right

:oldlol:


btw ive seen blow dryers last decades... so the longevity would have to the blow dryer

JaggerCommaMick
08-04-2012, 07:51 PM
Blowbe:kobe:


BlowBE DRYant

Peteballa
08-04-2012, 07:54 PM
BlowBE DRYant

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Bandito
08-05-2012, 02:22 AM
I wonder if the blow dryer is playing in the Olympics this year...?

Rainwound
08-05-2012, 02:24 AM
ISH allows threads to diss Kobe and ones that diss Lebron gets banned :lol
Might as well as put up the heat logo, or put lelbron's face for the insidehoops logo
That's not a bad idea.

RazorBaLade
08-05-2012, 02:24 AM
If you put Kobe in the game, sometimes he's hot, sometimes he's not

If you turn the blow dryer on, it'll stay hot until you don't need it anymore

Kobe's still the better basketball player though, because he can move around, rebound, play defense, etc. While the blow dryer tends to just sort of sit in one spot like an inanimate object. The blow dryer isn't very athletic, and since it has no legs it really isn't good at running back on defense

:roll:

Pushxx
08-05-2012, 02:27 AM
kobe vs this machine?

http://www.handdryersandmore.com/merchant2/graphics/00000001/hdm_ab04_lg.jpg

tough call. This dryer is a beast of a machine. :bowdown:

GOAT dryer!

DuMa
08-05-2012, 02:32 AM
Kobe needs a big object again to bail him out against the blow dryer :rolleyes:

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/boston/bathtubafter.jpg

JBrizzy
08-05-2012, 02:37 AM
Kobe doesn't have hair so the blow dryer would be useless.

kennethgriffin
08-05-2012, 02:43 AM
Kobe doesn't have hair so the blow dryer would be useless.

eeww... you've seen his balls?

how else would you know such personal information

L.Kizzle
08-05-2012, 02:50 AM
I wonder if the blow dryer is playing in the Olympics this year...?
In Gabby Douglas hotel room as I type this right now.

funnystuff
08-05-2012, 03:05 AM
eeww... you've seen his balls?

how else would you know such personal information
You blow dry your balls?

EnoughSaid
08-05-2012, 03:12 AM
You blow dry your balls?

:roll:

SyRyanYang
08-05-2012, 03:22 AM
You blow dry your balls?
ehh, yes?

Bandito
08-05-2012, 03:37 AM
ehh, yes?
Is that supposed to be weird?

Killbot
08-05-2012, 03:43 AM
I'll take the blow dryer.

Bandito
08-05-2012, 03:57 AM
I'll take the blow dryer.
You must be a stan:facepalm

Burgz V2
08-05-2012, 04:07 AM
GOAT blow dryer thread

I'm literally blown away...

:yaohappy:

KDTrey5
08-05-2012, 04:09 AM
GOAT blow dryer thread

I'm literally blown away...

:yaohappy:
:kobe:

TheeBeast
08-05-2012, 04:28 AM
Where did the rape thread go? :lol

BaņkShot
08-05-2012, 04:35 AM
:rolleyes:

SyRyanYang
08-05-2012, 04:36 AM
People are trying too hard to be funny:coleman:

BaņkShot
08-05-2012, 04:37 AM
People are trying too hard to be funny:coleman:
:rolleyes:

josh99
08-05-2012, 07:02 AM
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: