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magic chiongson
08-06-2012, 05:18 PM
how much do you think he would average?

EnoughSaid
08-06-2012, 05:19 PM
3.7 statues, 5.2 jerseys retired.

CelticBaller
08-06-2012, 05:21 PM
100 ppg 50 reb 20 assist on 98%/0/54%

IGotACoolStory
08-06-2012, 05:22 PM
15% better stats than Joey Dorsey.

magic chiongson
08-06-2012, 05:25 PM
i want to hear our experts euroleague & jlauber's thoughts on this

CavaliersFTW
08-06-2012, 05:28 PM
100 points per game, 55 rebounds per game, 9.3 apg (would be more but Euroscrubs throw up too many bricks) 24 blocks per game .867fg%, 100ft% (he dunks them all, Euroleague never made rues against it), forced to retire after 1 season after several countries involved with FIBA declare war on him.

NOHCP3
08-06-2012, 05:29 PM
They would put his face on the euro

fpliii
08-06-2012, 05:33 PM
did Wilt compete in any FIBA tournaments? I know the 56 Olympics were a little before his days (but he did make the camp) and he wasn't eligible for the 60 games, but did he play in any other competitions/exhibitions?

KG215
08-06-2012, 05:39 PM
It'd be renamed Chamberlainleague.

DaHeezy
08-06-2012, 05:51 PM
It'd be renamed Chamberlainleague.

:oldlol:
Has a good ring to it.

liquidrage
08-06-2012, 07:08 PM
He'd be a scrub. He lacked the refinement to excel in true basketball.

On the plus side, 10k would have turned into 100k conquests easily.

AlonzoGOAT
08-06-2012, 07:09 PM
Would be confused with the 2nd coming of jesus if he played there 400 new statues at least.

Knicks101
08-06-2012, 07:10 PM
Almost as good as Anthony Parker.

CasterL
08-06-2012, 07:17 PM
I applaud what this thread atempts to achieve.

fpliii
08-06-2012, 07:18 PM
I applaud what this thread atempts to achieve.

get a rise out of both jlauber and euroleague in one go? :confusedshrug:

Derka
08-06-2012, 07:19 PM
He would have Genghis Khan levels of descendants, as he would impregnate half of the continent.

On the basketball side of things, who gives a shit? lol @ Euroleague.

Schrute Boxe
08-06-2012, 07:27 PM
He'd single-handedly beat Greece.

Dictator
08-06-2012, 07:29 PM
It'd be renamed Chamberlainleague.


this. 100 ppg 50+ rebounds, 1 ast per game

wang4three
08-06-2012, 07:31 PM
3.7 statues, 5.2 jerseys retired.

I laughed.

chips93
08-06-2012, 07:43 PM
i want to hear our experts euroleague & jlauber's thoughts on this


this would the perfect shitstorm of trolling, jlauber vs euroleague

magic chiongson
08-07-2012, 10:16 AM
how will wilt defend euro big men who rarely go into the low post?

Optimus Prime
08-07-2012, 10:28 AM
100 points per game, 55 rebounds per game, 9.3 apg (would be more but Euroscrubs throw up too many bricks) 24 blocks per game .867fg%, 100ft% (he dunks them all, Euroleague never made rues against it), forced to retire after 1 season after several countries involved with FIBA declare war on him.

I logged on just to :lol at this ... classic !!!

Seriously we're not talking about a 100 pt game if Wilt played in the Euroleague ... we are talking about a 100 pt season.

:kobe:

Poetry
08-07-2012, 10:37 AM
http://i46.tinypic.com/14sjmu9.png

madmax
08-07-2012, 10:46 AM
6.4 broken toes of opponents, 100 eurosluts and 5.6 beaten up lynxes after every game:cheers:

TheBigVeto
08-07-2012, 10:50 AM
5 pt 5 reb 1 assist per game

TMacMagic
08-07-2012, 10:52 AM
get a rise out of both jlauber and euroleague in one go? :confusedshrug:

Why oh why must you summon jlauber?

:coleman:

Poetry
08-07-2012, 10:52 AM
5 pt 5 reb 1 assist per game

Must have been a DNP.

Rake2204
08-07-2012, 10:52 AM
Rare photo of Euro all star center attempting to post up Wilt in what I believe was the traditional Euro uniforms in the 1960's:

http://blog.cleveland.com/andone/2008/02/wiltchamberlain_schoemaker.jpg

TMacMagic
08-07-2012, 10:57 AM
Rare photo of Euro all star center attempting to post up Wilt in what I believe was the traditional Euro uniforms in the 1960's:

http://blog.cleveland.com/andone/2008/02/wiltchamberlain_schoemaker.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll:

Zackmorris
08-07-2012, 01:13 PM
150 PPG, 85 BPG, 110 RPG, 90% FG, Every single award in Euroleague, 100,000 women

bmulls
08-07-2012, 01:20 PM
Interesting thread, I can't decide whether I want to troll Euroleague or jlauber here :confusedshrug:

CavaliersFTW
08-07-2012, 01:21 PM
Serious question... would Wilt even need teammates?

TMacMagic
08-07-2012, 01:28 PM
Just completely dominate. They would have to allow punching and pushing to contain him.

TheGreatDeraj
08-07-2012, 01:31 PM
:lol
Serious question... would Wilt even need teammates?
I believe euro league rules state you must have 5 players on the court. However, to be fair to the other teams, wilt's teammates should be selected randomly from the fans in the arena

magic chiongson
08-07-2012, 01:36 PM
:lol
I believe euro league rules state you must have 5 players on the court. However, to be fair to the other teams, wilt's teammates should be selected randomly from the fans in the arena

how about their inbound passing skills?

CavaliersFTW
08-07-2012, 01:37 PM
:lol
I believe euro league rules state you must have 5 players on the court. However, to be fair to the other teams, wilt's teammates should be selected randomly from the fans in the arena
Maybe every game Wilt would play could be Kid's Night. Kid's get to rotate into the game from the audience and "help" Wilt destroy their favorite hometown team and hero's by in bounding the ball (throwing it up in the air as hard as they can) and setting screens (standing around picking their nose)

Wilt would even get his assist numbers by handing kids the ball and hoisting them up for a dunk! He'd be a hero

RRR3
08-07-2012, 01:40 PM
Wilts teammates in euroleague:
A schizophrenic chihuahua, Adam Morrison, Grampa Simpson and a trash can.

Wilt leads them to an undefeated season and averages 1000000/250000/10000

coin24
08-07-2012, 01:58 PM
Summoning euroleague and jlauber at the same time?!??
Maximum trolling:applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown:


wilt would average 100ppg in the euro scrub league, then lift his car with his bare hands and squash mountain lions as a workout before sleeping with 10 girls that day...

inclinerator
08-07-2012, 02:03 PM
he'd be his own team to give the other teams a chance

Yung D-Will
08-07-2012, 02:05 PM
Op might have just created a Euroleauge vs Julbar thread.:eek:

CavaliersFTW
08-07-2012, 05:19 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/--TPPYteM7Xc/T0xvoYUEuFI/AAAAAAAADEk/H4FFJgv3-F8/s800/Corbis-BE025377.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Hc4gzo28Zcg/T0xwA-3OoVI/AAAAAAAADFI/fqlo_doBoOw/s800/k36j37.jpg

Vs

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Yotam+Halperin+Israel+v+Poland+Game+O2+Arena+fCiwa gu0soBl.jpg

http://www.nbadraft.net/files/images/jnavarro01.jpg

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Euroleague+Basketball+Final+Four+Olympiacos+1c8UXT BBs3em.jpg

http://answers.bettor.com/images/Articles/thumbs/extralarge/Unics-improve-to-3-0-rout-Emporio-Armani-59-44-Euroleague-Recap-pu14ok2vvurqs4jsg1kynx3w-.jpg

:lol can anyone even touch rim in Euroleague!?

LABean
08-07-2012, 06:35 PM
i want to hear our experts euroleague & jlauber's thoughts on this

Euroleague vs jlauber

:bowdown:

CavaliersFTW
08-08-2012, 02:55 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3tlwVqjm1XM/UCIMscqqV_I/AAAAAAAADh8/djsRYeEIKdA/s640/WiltLeague.jpg

MetsPackers
08-08-2012, 03:09 AM
1. Wilt
2. Deron Williams
3. Anthony Parker
4. Smush Parker
5. Shaun Livingston

TheBigVeto
08-08-2012, 03:18 AM
In all seriousness, put Chris Kaman in Euroleague and see how he performs.
It will be approximately the same.

BrickingStar
08-08-2012, 03:20 AM
1. Wilt
2. Deron Williams
3. Anthony Parker
4. Smush Parker
5. Shaun Livingston
LMAO Deron Williams is so overrated :facepalm everyone in europe knows parker dominated the league like no other sure Deon destroyed in the short time he was there but he was no where near the GOAT euroleague player Anthony Parker.

nayte
08-08-2012, 03:31 AM
Imagine Vspan on the same team as Wilt.
Would there be any point in even having a league?
Who would be the no 1 option??

That should draw euro in to this debate..

Timmy D for MVP
08-08-2012, 03:42 AM
He'd win every award ever.

And by that I mean they'd go back and retroactively rename him the winner of every award given out thus far.

CavaliersFTW
08-08-2012, 03:51 AM
Imagine Vspan on the same team as Wilt.
Would there be any point in even having a league?
Who would be the no 1 option??

That should draw euro in to this debate..
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-rWFJLI6bHSE/UCIaZuxlnDI/AAAAAAAADiU/PYevvcWpSEY/s800/wilt%2520chamberlain%2520vspan.jpg

:bowdown: :bowdown:

nayte
08-08-2012, 04:00 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-rWFJLI6bHSE/UCIaZuxlnDI/AAAAAAAADiU/PYevvcWpSEY/s800/wilt%2520chamberlain%2520vspan.jpg

:bowdown: :bowdown:


haha freaken brilliant..congrats to you my first ever rep goes your way..

RoundMoundOfReb
08-08-2012, 04:15 AM
LOL I can't even describe how easily he'd dominate.

jongib369
08-08-2012, 04:31 AM
did Wilt compete in any FIBA tournaments? I know the 56 Olympics were a little before his days (but he did make the camp) and he wasn't eligible for the 60 games, but did he play in any other competitions/exhibitions?
I dont know any of the stats but during the offseasons wilt would play on the harlem globtrotters and play professional teams around europe and they DOMINATED

PHILA
08-08-2012, 04:53 AM
harlem globtrotters and play professional teams around europe

:applause:


Ron Knight Bucketeers - 1980

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oioz1nwQ92I




http://www.apbr.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=3077

"I played with the Globies almost every summer until I got myself traded to the Lakers and really got into the Southern California lifestyle, with the beach volleyball and all. I'd go to Europe after the NBA season was over, and I'd call the Globies office to find out their schedule, and whenever our paths crossed, usually in Italy & I'd play six or eight or ten games with them, sometime more."



"he kept returning to the Trotters for the next eleven years, until 1969, he joined the Trotters every summer to play on the European tour. They always kept his number thirteen jersey ready, because he might appear at any time"



http://i.imgur.com/Tydbw.jpg

magic chiongson
08-09-2012, 10:07 AM
wouldn't wilt have trouble defending stretch euro big men who routinely shoot 3s?