My girls is a dyke! OMG!

[Bladers]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm

[TheeBeast]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm

3sum :banana: :rockon: :banana:

[niko]

Well since you're a p u s s y it should work out just fine.

[Bladers]

3sum :banana: :rockon: :banana:

Great fantasy. But actually asking a girl in reality "you wanna have a 3some" is abit gray.

[DonDadda59]

So you managed to turn a girl gay? Not at all surprised, Jesus must be rolling over in his imaginary grave :applause:

[QuebecBaller]

This just make you a gay

just joking :D

[niko]

Great fantasy. But actually asking a girl in reality "you wanna have a 3some" or abit gray.
You're pretending to have a GF, why not pretend to have a 3some?

[TheWINdyCity]

omg im dyin :oldlol:

[franchiez]

Could be a blessing, or could be something much worse.

[TheeBeast]

Great fantasy. But actually asking a girl in reality "you wanna have a 3some" or abit gray.

You would ask that? :facepalm

I mean there's a million ways to get your girl to have a 3some

[Bladers]

You're pretending to have a GF, why not pretend to have a 3some?

Dude im fcking serious. this relaionship is ruining me. it was good at first now i think she cheating cause she ain't calling and texting me or responding to my text like she used to and im definitely not the needy or clingy person. but ****.

[9erempiree]

That's just too bad.

I had the same thing happen to me when I was 22. The girl that I was dating had a best friend that also liked me but these two broads were quite close, even for best friends.

One night I found out from the best friend that they carpet munched one another.

I got the heck out of that crap. Could or would of had a 3some but it would be complicated.

Men fear their girls cheating on them with men, now you also have to worry about the female sex. What if you lost her to a girl?

[Bladers]

You would ask that? :facepalm

I mean there's a million ways to get your girl to have a 3some

since you got all the answers. you mind sharing one?

[9erempiree]

There's not such thing as lipstick lesbians either.

They are all dykes and have tendencies like men. You don't want to be her b1tch either.

[Bladers]

That's just too bad.

I had the same thing happen to me when I was 22. The girl that I was dating had a best friend that also liked me but these two broads were quite close, even for best friends.

One night I found out from the best friend that they carpet munched one another.

I got the heck out of that crap. Could or would of had a 3some but it would be complicated.

Men fear their girls cheating on them with men, now you also have to worry about the female sex. What if you lost her to a girl?

i lost her alright. I have. I know it.
She got a great ass. Some of your would die for.
I just wanna smash this week before its too late.

[SourPatchKids]

↟↑↿⇈

[TheeBeast]

since you got all the answers. you mind sharing one?

Have her bring over the chick she's cheating on you with, after an hour or two of watching a movie or something tease the other girl a bit, make her jealous (IE grab and kiss your gf) then stare into the eyes of the other bitch (assuming they're both bitches)... She might or might not like it. That's one of many ideas, just don't make the mistake of using the word 3some beforehand

:pimp:

[Bladers]

fccccccccccccccccccccccccck im so pissed right now.

this is why i avoid relationships and stick to straight schemin. hit it and get on with my day.

But in a relationship. I get so emtionally invested. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[niko]

Let her wear a dildo and do you from behind, then you do it. BE FLEXIBLE. That way you can keep her.

[Bladers]

Have her bring over the chick she's cheating on you with, after an hour or two of watching a movie or something tease the other girl a bit, make her jealous (IE grab and kiss your gf) then stare into the eyes of the other bitch (assuming they're both bitches)... She might or might not like it. That's one of many ideas, just don't make the mistake of using the word 3some beforehand

:pimp:

idk who the chick is and i could care less really..

[Bladers]

Let her wear a dildo and do you from behind, then you do it. BE FLEXIBLE. That way you can keep her.

you heartless SOB!!! I will laugh at your funeral! you just wait!!

[TheeBeast]

Let her wear a dildo and do you from behind, then you do it. BE FLEXIBLE. That way you can keep her.
:roll: :roll:

[Jello]

Exorcise her and if that doesn't work, stone her.

[niko]

you heartless SOB!!! I will laugh at your funeral! you just wait!!

You really are not commited here, first you aren't interesting in the threesome, won't be the bitch in the relationship, i mean what do you want here? GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO LEAVE HER. So be a man and pull your pants down and let her do you up the ass like god intended.

:lol

[Bladers]

You really are not commited here, first you aren't interesting in the threesome, won't be the bitch in the relationship, i mean what do you want here? GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO LEAVE HER. So be a man and pull your pants down and let her do you up the ass like god intended.

:lol

This socially degenerate kid knows i own him so bad in religious debates, so the only way he can get back at me is to attack me in personal threads like this.. :oldlol:

Man the fck up! you're a joke! complete bitch-made! :roll: :facepalm

[Is He Ill]

Pray that God smites that debaucherous slut, or stop begging for attention via the internet. Your choice.

[9erempiree]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm

After re-reading this post.

You don't know if she's cheated.

"Interested in women" doesn't mean a damn thing. You should just go and ask her, why she put that up. Make up sex and monitor that broad closely.

One hint of it, get the hell out.

[dude77]

is it really cheating if it's another chick .. I don't think I'd even count that :oldlol:

[niko]

This socially degenerate kid knows i own him so bad in religious debates, so the only way he can get back at me is to attack me in personal threads like this.. :oldlol:

Man the fck up! you're a joke! complete bitch-made! :roll: :facepalm

When have we had a religious debate? :lol Why would i do that?

Let me get this straight, you post that your chick likes ****ing girls also, you can't figure out a way this benefits you :facepalm AND we cannot make fun of it.

[Bladers]

After re-reading this post.

You don't know if she's cheated.

"Interested in women" doesn't mean a damn thing. You should just go and ask her, why she put that up. Make up sex and monitor that broad closely.

One hint of it, get the hell out.

nah i kno she is cheating (continuously). There's a whole back story.

[niko]

is it really cheating if it's another chick .. I don't think I'd even count that :oldlol:
If my wife told me "i have this really hot friend and im going to fool around with her from time to time" - i'd find it strange but to be perfectly honest, that is not a deal breaker for me. :lol I'd allow it just to try to take advantage.

[magictricked]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm

Talk about having your man card yanked.

[Bladers]

Talk about having your man card yanked.

i feel disrobed. :(

[niko]

i feel disrobed. :(

Have you asked her about it? It seems pretty simple. Did you **** some girl? Why? Is this something you can bring me into? Yes, great! or No, GET THE **** OUT.

Then you go and get new girls and have a great time.

See - i dont hate you.

[Bladers]

When have we had a religious debate? :lol Why would i do that?

Let me get this straight, you post that your chick likes ****ing girls also, you can't figure out a way this benefits you :facepalm AND we cannot make fun of it.

There's more to it than that. the relationship is just unhealthy. she stopped texting and calling me. and takes mighty long to even get her to respond to my text, sometimes even days. everything changed. its like she doesn't care anymore. its driving me nuts.

I'm sure if its just that she's a bi. then there would be no problem. i mean damn.
that might be a plus. but theres a whole other thing going on.

[Jello]

The answer is simple. you give her the gospel of jesus christ, if she says no, then you proceed with my other post.

[EnoughSaid]

Did anyone else think this was a SlimShady thread? :lol

[niko]

There's more to it than that. the relationship is just unhealthy. she stopped texting and calling me. and takes mighty long to even get her to respond to my text, sometimes even days. everything changed. its like she doesn't care anymore. its driving me nuts.

I'm sure if its just that she's a bi. then there would be no problem. i mean damn.
that might be a plus. but theres a whole other thing going on.

We are giving you options to keep her and you are explaining why its not possible. That should tell you your answer right there.

[TheSilentKiller]

So you managed to turn a girl gay? Not at all surprised, Jesus must be rolling over in his imaginary grave :applause:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DonDadda59]

There's more to it than that. the relationship is just unhealthy. she stopped texting and calling me. and takes mighty long to even get her to respond to my text, sometimes even days. everything changed. its like she doesn't care anymore. its driving me nuts.

I'm sure if its just that she's a bi. then there would be no problem. i mean damn.
that might be a plus. but theres a whole other thing going on.

Well there's your problem right there... doesn't sound like she's your girlfriend :lol

[Bladers]

Have you asked her about it? It seems pretty simple. Did you **** some girl? Why? Is this something you can bring me into? Yes, great! or No, GET THE **** OUT.

Then you go and get new girls and have a great time.

See - i dont hate you.

lol we already been through this type of argument twice.
where i ask her if she's ****ing another guy and so says no...etc

the thing is, she uses the excuse that she busy. I kno she ain't cause her schedule hasn't changed since we got together.

[artex]

you should probably do both of them

[TheSilentKiller]

lol we already been through this type of argument twice.
where i ask her if she's ****ing another guy and so says no...etc

the thing is, she uses the excuse that she bushy. I kno she ain't cause her vag hasn't changed since we got together.

fixed

[rufuspaul]

You're pretending to have a GF, why not pretend to have a 3some?


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Bladers]

Well there's your problem right there... doesn't sound like she's your girlfriend :lol

This is what I mean. I don't want to do this whole confrontation bs again though.

[DonDadda59]

This is what I mean. I don't want to do this whole confrontation bs again though.

So you're gonna stay content as the silent side d*ck of some carpet-munching dyke? At this point, looks like you're probably #7 on her harem totem pole, sandwiched in between Lesbians #6 and #8. She probably just keeps you around to make sure her d*ck handling skills don't get rusty in case down the line she decides the bush experiment is a failure.

Be a man, pray, then confront her.

[MetsPackers]

Just ask yourself, what would jesus do?

[Bladers]

So you're gonna stay content as the silent side d*ck of some carpet-munching dyke? At this point, looks like you're probably #7 on her harem totem pole, sandwiched in between Lesbians #6 and #8. She probably just keeps you around to make sure her d*ck handling skills don't get rusty in case down the line she decides the bush experiment is a failure.

Be a man, pray, then confront her.

no, i want to get my lick in and then end it. seems like there's no other option really. man idk.

[Scholar]

I bet you enjoy dick, OP.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Bladers]

I bet you enjoy dick, OP.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm not your daddy. don't tell me what your daddy enjoys!

[rezznor]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm
imaginary sex before marriage? involved with an made up bi sexual? you are going straight to make believe hell Bladers.

[Story Up]

Dude buy a 6 pack, some olives and monopoly money and reproduce your own "requiem for a dream" dildo scene. What's the problem man? She has a great ass you said, well her asshole is getting eaten out right about now by some dyke with a tongue ring. Why you think she isn't responding to you as much? She likes her tongue better then your dick.

More fish in the sea, man the eff up you little baby. I guarantee you if you play your cards right you can pull a 3some. Hopefully your girl is sensitive towards your feeling and not cheating on you bc she thinks you suck in bed, then your shit outta luck homie!

[Big_Dogg]

Use your beloved GOD to your advantage, get her and her friend around and use the old "The power of Christ compels you" line to get them both naked.

[bluechox2]

so...get both of em together and say you want to watch, and knowing she'd also want a dick, u jump in

[dunksby]

Serves you right for being a religious zealot and a thief. Not that I believe you even had a gf to begin with.

[jbot]

the last thing i would have done in this situation is make a post of it.

[imdaman99]

honestly if i was in a serious relationship, i wouldnt wanna fck with a 3some and complicate matters. but you seem like youve lost her anyway. 3some might be the only way to save it :lol

anyways, if you find out she cheating...make a thread and expose her legendary ass that you keep mentioning. pics welcome. good luck bro :cheers:

[Bladers]

Use your beloved GOD to your advantage, get her and her friend around and use the old "The power of Christ compels you" line to get them both naked.

I came here for advice and this is what I get.

[Bladers]

Dude buy a 6 pack, some olives and monopoly money and reproduce your own "requiem for a dream" dildo scene. What's the problem man? She has a great ass you said, well her asshole is getting eaten out right about now by some dyke with a tongue ring. Why you think she isn't responding to you as much? She likes her tongue better then your dick.

More fish in the sea, man the eff up you little baby. I guarantee you if you play your cards right you can pull a 3some. Hopefully your girl is sensitive towards your feeling and not cheating on you bc she thinks you suck in bed, then your shit outta luck homie!
Should I text her... "I wanna lick u clean?"

[Raz]

I'm happy this happened to Bladers. Troll be trolled!

[b1imtf]

Bladers is back :eek:

[Ass Dan]

She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"

lol she might be cheating on me with a gal. :hammerhead:
haha wtf should i do? :facepalm


judging by your gay ass skype sleepovers I thought she was a f@g:confusedshrug:

[Smoke117]

I doubt the validity of this even being real. If there is a girl that would actually date bladers she must have one of the lowest recorded IQ's on the planet to be able to be around him for more then 10 minutes.

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26yawf4iG1qe3pm6o1_400.gif

[edb33]

Take her to Chick-Fil-A to watch an Orlando Magic game

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvf7z7m7I1qe3pm6o1_400.gif

[Derka]

Try your absolute best to **** them both.

If you can't pull this off, you might as well go gay.

[Faptastrophe]

SacJB Shady part II?

[Bladers]

i think i kno who it is and she kinda ugly.
below my standards. 3some out the windows.
omg fml!

[Maniak]

i don't like your new gimmick, bladers.

[Bladers]

or im seeing things.... WHATEVER i don't even CAREEEEEEEE anymore!

[LamarOdom]

SacJB Shady part II?

Do your work wankastrophe.

[NYK_Stan]

Should I text her... "I wanna lick u clean?"
That's unsanitary.
Just wash your hand if it's dirty. :cheers:

[KDTrey5]

u made a biitch geyyyy. kill urself

[Bladers]

u made a biitch geyyyy. kill urself

nah it looks like shes always been bi.

[CelticBaller]

sound like good news

[KDTrey5]

nah it looks like shes always been bi.
then 3some

[Burgz V2]

threesome.

[KingBeasley08]

dump her, she's committing a sin :no:

[Bladers]

dump her, she's committing a sin :no:

thing is I can't... well not yet!

I don't even want to talk about it. made enough thread for the week already.


ooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggg!

Why do girls behave this way? this relationship BLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS!

[9erempiree]

thing is I can't... well not yet!

I don't even want to talk about it. made enough thread for the week already.


Stop with this type of crap ------> ooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggg!

Why do girls behave this way? this relationship BLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS!<---------

How come a guy like you who is smart get so emotionally unstable and have no direction what you want to do. Stick to your logic and rationale. Stop posting like a girl or EMO.

I may have found your weakness in life.

[DonDadda59]

thing is I can't... well not yet!

I don't even want to talk about it. made enough thread for the week already.


ooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggg!

Why do girls behave this way? this relationship MUUUUUUUUUNCHES!

FIXED :pimp:

[Math2]

So you managed to turn a girl gay? Not at all surprised, Jesus must be rolling over in his imaginary grave :applause:

I've seen worse. My friend's turned two of his ex's gay, and then they started dating each other :lol

[DonDadda59]

I've seen worse. My friend's turned two of his ex's gay, and then they started dating each other :lol

So he's some sort of Lesbian-converting super matchmaker? Good for him :applause: