Zooey Claire Deschanel

[SourPatchKids]

About time I made this thread.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32ax5XWbl1r02jcdo1_500.jpg
>>>>Katy Perry.

[KDTrey5]

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/23023-katy-perry/1251229293_katy_perry_290x402.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/23023-katy-perry/1251229293_katy_perry_290x402.jpg
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sAng_supermad.gif

[KDTrey5]

edit: **** you KDTrey5
:lol

[SourPatchKids]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4oh0ojdqf1r79xuto1_500.gif

[SourPatchKids]

Stolen

[KDTrey5]

no 1 bitch deserves a thread.. the babe thread is tha place to be

[SourPatchKids]

Zooey was born about 18 years too early. :( . I'll hop on her and JGL's daughter.

[KDTrey5]

Zooey was born about 18 years too early. :( . I'll hop on her and JGL's daughter.
u would be 15 years older. sick fck

[SourPatchKids]

Herbert status.

[KDTrey5]

True. While no one "bitch" deserves her own thread, a Goddess however deserves nothing less than the greatest of appreciation threads.


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229936
3000 posts. dafuq

[SourPatchKids]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-erSOODH45mA/Tr1K4jHq_fI/AAAAAAAAAMs/0IZSD--Uz4Q/s640/katy-perry-totally-looks-like-zoey-deschanel.jpg

[Scholar]

I would consider having sex with Zooey and Katy at the same time, but separate? I don't know. :cry:

[SourPatchKids]

I would consider having sex with Zooey and Katy at the same time, but separate? I don't know. :cry:
:coleman:

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.glamour.com/beauty/blogs/girls-in-the-beauty-department/2012/03/18/1005-zooey_deschanel_perfect_hair_bd.jpeg

[Jameerthefear]

True. While no one "bitch" deserves her own thread, a Goddess however deserves nothing less than the greatest of appreciation threads.


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229936
:applause: :applause:

[RoseCity07]

Boring woman.

[Lakers Legend#32]

While Katy is hotter, Zooey is more adorable.

[SourPatchKids]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM4NzExMDU4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTgxMjYxOA@@._ V1._SX640_SY962_.jpg

[Burgz V2]

they are both basic bitches :kobe:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Darlene from Roseanne >>>> both these b.itches

[KDTrey5]

they are both basic bitches :kobe:
katty got racks on racks tho

[KDTrey5]

Darlene from Roseanne >>>> both these b.itches
u know the rules brah. PICS or GTFO

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6k1frc3291rt4g0to1_500.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

GOAT eyes for sure.

[NotYetGreat]

katty got racks on racks tho

The deciding factor, in my humble opinion.

[andgar923]

Another thread dedicated to another 'meh' white bitch.

At least Kathy got tits.

zoey would look like shit in person, 98% of us wouldn't even look at her twice if we didn't know who this bitch was.

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rbr8XUmT1rnx16to1_500.png

[DeuceWallaces]

I prefer her sister.

[ImmortalNemesis]

I prefer her sister.

Ha, I thought I was the only one who found her sister hotter. :applause:

[DirkNowitzki41]

katy perry >>>

and its not even close.

[DeuceWallaces]

Ha, I thought I was the only one who found her sister hotter. :applause:

Prolly just cos my lady watches Bones, but I dig her a bit more.

[SourPatchKids]

katy perry >>>

and its not even close.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88cofPbi11qe59geo1_400.gif

[DirkNowitzki41]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88cofPbi11qe59geo1_400.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e6c7UeP51rc1qnto2_500.gif

[Eat Like A Bosh]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1396/zfriendzone.jpg

[kentatm]

I think Zooey has a much prettier face than Perry. Perry has the better body though.

In the end I would go with Zooey b/c Perry seems like a dingbat in her interviews.

[NuggetsFan]

Another thread dedicated to another 'meh' white bitch.

At least Kathy got tits.

zoey would look like shit in person, 98% of us wouldn't even look at her twice if we didn't know who this bitch was.

The internet is ridiculous. She may not be your "type" or drool worthy for a celeb but another meh white bitch? Look like shit in person? Either your a closet homo that hates women or are pulling 10's on the reg. I don't find her that hot if I'm picking and chosing celebrity women but there's no way you pass her in the street and go she looks like shit, ew. Not if your a straight male.

Different strokes for different folks. Everybody has their own taste but c'mon. Looks like shit? Would love to know what you thought of your last lay and see a picture :oldlol:

[kentatm]

Different strokes for different folks. Everybody has their own taste but c'mon. Looks like shit? Would love to know what you thought of your last lay and see a picture :oldlol:

i seen his woman

http://www.crunchbase.com/assets/images/resized/0005/4061/54061v1-max-250x250.jpg

[Segatti]

She would be the perfect girl for me. I personally don't care with big tits and a big butt.

[SourPatchKids]

[SourPatchKids]

My loves




http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m864nqBiAE1rcxzrfo1_500.gif[/QUOTE]
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0iglclo4i1ql2603o1_500.gif

[SourPatchKids]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2011/12/15/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11623-1323977301-146.gif

[LamarOdom]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2011/12/15/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11623-1323977301-146.gif


Boy get your fatass to sleep, school tommorow.

[SourPatchKids]

Boy get your fatass to sleep, school tommorow.
Nope, just more orientation starting at 1, then freshman dinner at 5. :lol

[SourPatchKids]

Oh her and her guns ;0
http://data.whicdn.com/images/415242/20090305022337_thumb.jpg
http://i2.listal.com/image/988264/500full.jpg



:( :( :mad: :mad: :( :( :mad:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8zvxQAz91qe3pm6o1_400.gif

[Lakers Legend#32]

Can't believe Zooey is in ther 30's.:confusedshrug:

[SourPatchKids]

Can't believe Zooey is in ther 30's.:confusedshrug:
:( :(

[RaininThrees]

Zooey in her band (She & Him) on Conan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpiyNxLfWAo

:applause:

[sunsfan1357]

i seen his woman

http://www.crunchbase.com/assets/images/resized/0005/4061/54061v1-max-250x250.jpg
:lol

[ZeN]

Can't believe Zooey is in ther 30's.:confusedshrug:
:banana:

[rufuspaul]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1396/zfriendzone.jpg

So even celebrities can get trapped in the friend zone. Who knew?

[Rnbizzle]

She's awesome.

[DuMa]

highly overrated.

[SourPatchKids]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lin4nxGYW11qf5hkeo1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1si5lWRC1qeegbeo1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lejcloCxTX1qcc74do1_500.gif

[d.bball.guy]

She seems too adorable to fvck so I'll go with Katy.

[Blue&Orange]

Kate Perry is a poor man's Zooey with lot's of makeup and lot's of production.

Check candids of Zooey and she is still beautiful and cute, check candids of Kate and she looks like an over the hill housewife.

[bmulls]

Never understood the obsession with this girl

[AboveTheRim.]

Kate Perry is a poor man's Zooey with lot's of makeup and lot's of production.

Check candids of Zooey and she is still beautiful and cute, check candids of Kate and she looks like an over the hill housewife.

You forgot to mention her massive tits, that is Katy's most important feature

[Nick Young]

this whore is the most obnoxious hipster chick of them all.

[Nick Young]

Zooey in her band (She & Him) on Conan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpiyNxLfWAo

:applause:
wow who let her get on stage and bleat out I put on a spell on you infront of a national tv audience nearly acapella. this is some self indulgent shit right here.

[tomtucker]

wow who let her get on stage and bleat out I put on a spell on you infront of a national tv audience nearly acapella. this is some self indulgent shit right here.
:confusedshrug:

[STATUTORY]

this whore is the most obnoxious hipster chick of them all.
manufactured hipster.

people like her and companies like urban outfitters long commercialized this whole indie thing and sheeps still falling for it

[c3z4r]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6onz8t44u1rpcbeuo1_500.jpg

That's not her.

This is her: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xobc4m_zooey-deschanel-gigantic_sexy (NSFW)

[rufuspaul]

Well it looks like she's finalized her divorce from the Death Cab for Cutie dude.


One of the comments from the article I read:


Alright, she is available again. Zooey, you can live with me, as long as you will make the trailer payments. And I don't care if you are the typical Hollywood bisexual, you can bring, say, Scarlett Johansson home to our bed any time!

:oldlol:

[bmulls]

Look at this fckin scoob:

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Entertainment+Pictures+Week+2009+June+25+4XZKwl1zU Oil.jpg

[Derka]

Katy Perry wins it for me.

I'll take the body, the voice and that stupid colored hair over a skinny square-body hipster anyday.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

I swear Zoe and Katy Perry are like twins.

[Nash]

Its not like Zooey has a body, she just never walks around showing it.

[LeFraud James]

Another thread dedicated to another 'meh' white bitch.

At least Kathy got tits.

zoey would look like shit in person, 98% of us wouldn't even look at her twice if we didn't know who this bitch was.

Another post delivered by another 'meh' poster.

How can you even compare this

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnlwjKeEE1qbsz3ko1_500.jpg

to this

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mkzm1fqbgIyFQsfOr9viKw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NzM7cT04NTtzbT0xO3 c9NTUw/http://l.yimg.com/os/153/2012/08/04/katy-perry-no-makeup-jpg_172834.jpg

???

[Nick Young]

:confusedshrug:
she cant sing good

[Lakers Legend#32]

Zooey has terrible taste in music if she married that Death Cab guy.

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgmr8ILfZ1qd0355o1_400.png

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee5xfqnXl1rsugmvo1_250.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

http://i.minus.com/ibbD7AxXXhMnxv.gif

[Bandito]

Man do I love pale woman with clear blue eyes.

[RoseCity07]

I don't think she's attractive at all. The woman has no sex appeal.

[steve franchise]

I don't like her. She has this hipster thing going for her and only teens and preteens think she's sexy. Her older sister is much hotter. She just tries too hard to be different.

[Patrick Chewing]

She's really cute. Girl you'd bring home to mom type and eventually marry.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Too cute for words.

[SourPatchKids]

http://i4.minus.com/i0H63P4svYODH.jpg

[D-Wade316]

Too cute for words.
Hell yes!

[Twin Beadles]

http://i.imgur.com/FpcgBqb.jpg

[T-Time3]

She's really cute. Girl you'd bring home to mom type and eventually marry.

THIS
the way she talk on jimmy kimmel the other day showed she has brain.
me likey

[CavaliersFTW]

I'd love to do both at the same time.

[Meticode]

You boys and your celebrity fantasies are cute. :oldlol:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Zooey, must do.