Virginity

[pinoyballer247]

When/How/Where did you lose your virginity? Feel free to add any interesting details about your first experience.

I lost mine when I was 18 to a Indonesian girl I hardly even knew at a cabin in Big Bear. We were pretty hammered and the sad part was that I couldn't get hard when it was about to go down. Honestly, that felt like one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Luckily, the following morning I wasn't hungover and we were able to pick off were we left off.

I lasted a good 20 seconds :pimp:

[SourPatchKids]

Bookmarked. Will post mine in 2-3 years when I lose mine.

[imnew09]

LOl 20 seconds good shit.

My first time I couldn't get past the bl0wjob part. It went soft after the bj... we waited for 2 hours( watched a movie while waiting), then I hammered her.

[christian1923]

when i was 16.

We were giving each other head and when "her jaw started hurting" and we got dressed, i said something like " i wish i woulda stuck it in" and she said "yeah me too" and then it happened for a couple of minutes but i couldnt finish cause my ride came and picked me up..

those were the worst blue balls ever

[AK47DR91]

I couldn't come my first-time. Even tried another session a couple of hours later and still couldn't release.

[imnew09]

when i was 16.

We were giving each other head and when "her jaw started hurting" and we got dressed, i said something like " i wish i woulda stuck it in" and she said "yeah me too" and then it happened for a couple of minutes but i couldnt finish cause my ride came and picked me up..

those were the worst blue balls ever

Be careful with the word choice... but yea I agree with you.

[Flagrant 2]

17

she cried (her first time too)

told me to "hurry up and finish" (felt like I was raping her)

dont wanna talk about it

[Draz]

17-18 at the forest lol with my girl. were still together 2yrs 8mo's. I also took hers -.-

[alwaysunny]

16, been in a relationship for few months and we decided to do it after school. It was pretty bad to be honest; condom always minimizes the pleasure, she was in pain so had to take it easy, after awhile I had to jerk myself off while she was watching me hopelessly. In the end I was happy that I lost mine but the sex itself was real awkward.

Then we decided to do it again the next day before school and it was MUCH better. One of my best moments actually.

[christian1923]

16, been in a relationship for few months and we decided to do it after school. It was pretty bad to be honest; condom always minimizes the pleasure, she was in pain so had to take it easy, after awhile I had to jerk myself off while she was watching me hopelessly. In the end I was happy that I lost mine but the sex itself was real awkward.

Then we decided to do it again the next day before school and it was MUCH better. One of my best moments actually.
The second time :bowdown:

[Scholar]

I lost mine at the age of 17 to a hot blonde chick. I lasted 20 minutes because I kept trying to keep my mind preoccupied with other things (school, work, tv shows, etc.) in order to last longer. :oldlol:
When I finally came, I pulled out (wasn't wearing a condom, btw) and ejaculated on her stomach.
I wish I could relive that moment. It was amazing.

[SourPatchKids]

Why her stomach, Scholar?

[Scholar]

Why her stomach, Scholar?

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I can't discuss this topic with you, little boy. Come back to me when you're at least 18 years of age.

[ZeN]

17

she cried (her first time too)

told me to "hurry up and finish" (felt like I was raping her)

dont wanna talk about it
:oldlol:

[magic chiongson]

when i dropped the soap...

[Derka]

Age 19. A summer romance from back home drove to the dorm I was living in 30 minutes away, completely unannounced, stripped to naked and said "We're doing this right now."

I held on for five minutes the first time...the tactic of "think about other stuff" failed spectacularly (Jedi mind powers, have, I do not). I covered the early pop by pulling out, kneeling on the floor and promptly eating her out viciously while leaving the load on the floor, lol. Amazingly, got hard again within minutes and had a much more productive experience the second go.

[alwaysunny]

when i dropped the soap...

This makes no sense

[Cherry Picker]

A couple of years ago when I was in the Philippines. I met this middle aged lady who was feening for the British Broadcasting Corporation. So she took me to her house and I beat that pus.sy like it owed me money. After I left my victim I noticed that her son's computer was turned on. The browser was open and it was on ISH and I decided when I got back home I would join up.

[ace23]

This makes no sense
How not?

[magic chiongson]

This makes no sense

i guess it would've made more sense if it was charlie-z who said it

[Bosnian Sajo]

17

she cried (her first time too)

told me to "hurry up and finish" (felt like I was raping her)

dont wanna talk about it

:roll: :roll: :roll:

"dont wanna talk about it" LMFAO

[Myth]

When/How/Where did you lose your virginity? Feel free to add any interesting details about your first experience.


When: St. Patrick's Day 2002 (I was 17)

How: By putting my ***** in my then girlfriend.

Where: Backseat of her car on a back road after driving around a lot of curving roads looking for a secluded spot.

Interesting detail: I was car sick because of curvy roads plus my amped mind state and I puked about a minute after we finished.

[alwaysunny]

How not?

I suppose it does if the dude is a bitch. I wasn't thinking straight I was imagining a guy getting his dick out and trying to put it up his own ass or something. :lol

[tomtucker]

I hate bitches too much to ever let one take anything from me.......

[L.Kizzle]

I came so fast I didn't even know I came.

[ZeN]

This makes no sense
He was in prison.. He was showering with his inmates.. He dropped the soap.. and they popped his cherry..

There was no specification as to what sort of virginity was broken.

[kNIOKAS]

like, seriously, I'm not letting it go... I think life changes after that. So far all the signs confirming that. :(

[LA_Showtime]

I don't even remember. I was drunk and I basically got raped. Screw you, slutty upperclassmen whore.

[sagr32]

I was 15 visiting for the summer in El Salvador. Cousins take me and my brother to a strip club and have a great time and some of said strippers come back with us to my cousins house. I ended up ****ing one of the strippers. I was scared as **** that I caught something but got tested and came back clean. That is one story I don't tell the truth about except to my ISH family.:lol

[LA_Showtime]

I was 15 visiting for the summer in El Salvador. Cousins take me and my brother to a strip club and have a great time and some of said strippers come back with us to my cousins house. I ended up ****ing one of the strippers. I was scared as **** that I caught something but got tested and came back clean. That is one story I don't tell the truth about except to my ISH family.:lol

And by truth you mean lie, yeah.

[sagr32]

And by truth you mean lie, yeah.I lied about it when people would ask cause I was honestly kinda embarassed about it. I usually told people that I lost it to the girlfriend I had when I came back from El Salvador. I mean it damn sure isn't the ideal way to go about losing your virginity.

[SmackOrH.A.K]

Hasn't happened yet.

One of my friends told me he released while putting on the condom lol...is that normal? And did most of ya'll wear the condom the first time?

[LA_Showtime]

Hasn't happened yet.

One of my friends told me he released while putting on the condom lol...is that normal? And did most of ya'll wear the condom the first time?

You best wear a condom unless you want your first time to be your last time, know what I'm saying?

[Scholar]

I suppose it does if the dude is a bitch. I wasn't thinking straight I was imagining a guy getting his dick out and trying to put it up his own ass or something. :lol

Yeah. Any time you're a male thinking about *****, you're not thinking straight.

[Rubio2Gasol]

Me and one of my better friends (a girl) had sex on the beach the summer before I left Spain to go to college.We were both drunk and kinda sad, it definitely wasn't her first time, can't really remember how long I lasted and stuff like that....but I will say this could've been the biggest mistake of my life if she wasn't so cool.

She has been my best friend in this world ever since I came back to Spain.

[The-Legend-24]

Around senior year, I was 17 she was 16. It happened in her living room. It looked like she was uncomfortable while I was putting it in, but I didn't give a f*ck I was enjoying myself. :lol Busted inside her too. Best 5 min of my life. :banana:

[alwaysunny]

Yeah. Any time you're a male thinking about *****, you're not thinking straight.

I knew one of you smartasses was gonna point that out. Trust me you aint as clever as you think. :oldlol:

[enayes]

I had just turned 19, she was 18, both freshman virgins.

We had been dating for 5 months, had a failed attempt around the 3 month mark :lol

We decided to rent a motel room in town, so we didn't have to deal with the stress of having a roommate try to come into the dorm. We went to dinner in a restaurant connected to the motel, kind of awkward as we both know what was "supposed" to happen afterward.

So we get to the room, do our usual foreplay and then I reach for the condom, aaaaand I go soft trying to put it on. No matter what she did I was staying soft. So were both laying there for a few secs, it's kinda awkward but not so much as we had been together awhile.

I think to myself "I"M DOING THIS" so I hop on top and start eating her out until I get hard again, I penetrated and entered her vajajay WITHOUT a condom (seeing as it was the condom that was messing with my mind).

After a few thrusts my gf opens a condom and slips it onto my dick as I pull out, and then I continue thrusting.

Was very painful for my girl, as she was a virgin, but she told me to keep going (as she's crying), this kept me from finishing my first time. But we banged again in the morning and it was great until......

I SEE THAT THE CONDOM BROKE AFTER I PULL OUT :facepalm

She freaked out but we got plan b and went on with our lives.

:coleman:

[niko]

I was 20 and i was with a friend of mine who was much more popular than me, and she was sad from her boyfriend and we were talking on the steps of my house and she said "i bet you have never done it" and that was true until about 20 minutes later. :lol

[Myth]

I am 20 years old and proud to be a virgin. All you retards enjoy your stds and unwanted pregnancies.

0 stds and 0 pregnancies after over a decade of f*cking. :confusedshrug:

Not that there is anything wrong with being 20 and a virgin. Congrats on not stressing out about it like I would have been if I were 20 and a virgin. My best friend is actually 27 (pushing 28) and has yet to have sex.

[KDTrey5]

I am 20 years old and proud to be a virgin. All you retards enjoy your stds and unwanted pregnancies.
:lol condoms > ur life

[chosen_one6]

I lost in when I was 19. Met a chick off Myspace and talked to her for a couple of weeks. Went out to see Knocked Up with her and didn't touch her at all. She wanted to hang out the next night and I ended up poking her in the back of my mom's '05 Suburban.

I didn't wrap up my johnson because I didn't know it was going to happen, but I pulled out and she sucked me off until I busted in her mouth. Still remember it like it was yesterday. Never saw her again after that night.

[Myth]

I lost in when I was 19. Met a chick off Myspace and talked to her for a couple of weeks. Went out to see Knocked Up with her and didn't touch her at all. She wanted to hang out the next night and I ended up poking her in the back of my mom's '05 Suburban.

I didn't wrap up my johnson because I didn't know it was going to happen, but I pulled out and she sucked me off until I busted in her mouth. Still remember it like it was yesterday. Never saw her again after that night.

You 2 did that after watching Knocked Up? Could have been some real irony there.

[chosen_one6]

You 2 did that after watching Knocked Up? Could have been some real irony there.

I know right? Except I wouldn't have been as enthusiastic about it as Seth Rogen was in the movie.

[Meticode]

Age 17 as a Senior in high school with a 21 year old Junior in college.

I went over to my friend's house to spend the weekend hanging out with him and some other friends. It was the first time I was ever over his house. He had an older sister named Anna. During the second night staying there he went to bed early and the only person up in the house was her and I. We talked about life and things in general until like 3 in the morning. She kept flirting with me the whole time. By giving me a shoulder rub while watching a movie, then she kept trying to take the toothpick out of my mouth basically wrestling with me. When she finally got the toothpick she went to get another one to give it to me so we could wrestle some more. Anyway we went to her room and she dry humped on top of me, I didn't come, but I was super wet. I kept resisting her. I wasn't scared, I wanted to f*ck her bad, but she had no condom or protection so I resisted with ally my strength. We slept in her bed together until 6AM then I snuck in her brother's room and acted like I had been sleeping there all night.

We exchanged phone numbers.

A week later she ends up house sitting her neighbors house for a weekend. She picks me up and drives me there. has me do all this shit like duck down in the car to make sure her family or brother don't see me across the street. She also planned to do this at night so it's harder for us to be seen and we get in the house. We eat dinner, she made goulash, watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy. In the middle of the movie she starts feeling me up. I'm hard as a rock. Sex has been on my mind since I knew we would get together that night. She unzips my pants and gives me my first blowjob in my life. I had shaved my crotch that day and recently started doing it a few months prior to meeting her, but watching her massage my fully smooth c*ck with her mouth was too much. I think I lasted 5 minutes until she let me *** in her mouth. As I came she cupped my balls in her hands kind of tugging on me like she enjoyed it.

Later that night after a couple hours of us talking I got a second wind. She got me hard and sat on me, after a few minutes I told her I wanted to be on top. One because i felt too damn good, I knew I wouldn't last and second I wanted to try it on top. I did my thing and came. Didn't use a condom. She used a spermicide gel beforehand. I still remember trying to use her ex-boyfriend's condom's. She had the in a gym back and I tried one on and it was small as ****. It kept popping off and I was like, "WTF, I'm 17 and my **** is bigger than your 24 year old ex?"

Later that night after sex her brother knocks on the front door and she has me hide in the bathroom upstairs. I fall asleep on the floor in the dark in the bathroom after waiting for 30 minutes.

In the end, the relationship was just sex. After doing things like this for 4-5 months she wanted to break up with me. It hit me hard, even cried a little bit. It was the first person I shared myself with like that.

We hung out a couple times after we broke up, but it was too hard for me. I wanted to f*ck her every time. The ***** had my whipped.

[ace23]

I hadn't even kissed a girl when I lost my virginity. I was 15, the summer before 10th grade, and my cousin basically decided it was time for me to start smashing. He asked me if I wanted to **** these girls that he knew, showed me pics. My horny ass wasn't about to say no. We took turns smashing two girls the next night at his crib.

I had already been telling everyone that I wasn't a virgin from 13, so I didn't get to brag. Probably the worst part.

[chosen_one6]

Age 17 as a Senior in high school with a 21 year old Junior in college.

I went over to my friend's house to spend the weekend hanging out with him and some other friends. It was the first time I was ever over his house. He had an older sister named Anna. During the second night staying there he went to bed early and the only person up in the house was her and I. We talked about life and things in general until like 3 in the morning. She kept flirting with me the whole time. By giving me a shoulder rub while watching a movie, then she kept trying to take the toothpick out of my mouth basically wrestling with me. When she finally got the toothpick she went to get another one to give it to me so we could wrestle some more. Anyway we went to her room and she dry humped on top of me, I didn't come, but I was super wet. I kept resisting her. I wasn't scared, I wanted to f*ck her bad, but she had no condom or protection so I resisted with ally my strength. We slept in her bed together until 6AM then I snuck in her brother's room and acted like I had been sleeping there all night.

We exchanged phone numbers.

A week later she ends up house sitting her neighbors house for a weekend. She picks me up and drives me there. has me do all this shit like duck down in the car to make sure her family or brother don't see me across the street. She also planned to do this at night so it's harder for us to be seen and we get in the house. We eat dinner, she made goulash, watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy. In the middle of the movie she starts feeling me up. I'm hard as a rock. Sex has been on my mind since I knew we would get together that night. She unzips my pants and gives me my first blowjob in my life. I had shaved my crotch that day and recently started doing it a few months prior to meeting her, but watching her massage my fully smooth c*ck with her mouth was too much. I think I lasted 5 minutes until she let me *** in her mouth. As I came she cupped my balls in her hands kind of tugging on me like she enjoyed it.

Later that night after a couple hours of us talking I got a second wind. She got me hard and sat on me, after a few minutes I told her I wanted to be on top. One because i felt too damn good, I knew I wouldn't last and second I wanted to try it on top. I did my thing and came. Didn't use a condom. She used a spermicide gel beforehand. I still remember trying to use her ex-boyfriend's condom's. She had the in a gym back and I tried one on and it was small as ****. It kept popping off and I was like, "WTF, I'm 17 and my **** is bigger than your 24 year old ex?"

Later that night after sex her brother knocks on the front door and she has me hide in the bathroom upstairs. I fall asleep on the floor in the dark in the bathroom after waiting for 30 minutes.

In the end, the relationship was just sex. After doing things like this for 4-5 months she wanted to break up with me. It hit me hard, even cried a little bit. It was the first person I shared myself with like that.

We hung out a couple times after we broke up, but it was too hard for me. I wanted to f*ck her every time. The ***** had my whipped.

I feel like I just read a sex novel. Minus the boner.

[Meticode]

I feel like I just read a sex novel. Minus the boner.
It literally could be. After the relationship was over and I had time to think I figured out she was a nymph. She wanted sex all the damn time. She even showed up at my apartment while my mom was at work in shorts with no panties and wanted me to f*ck her in my room while she still had all her clothes on (moving the shorts to the side out of the way). While we were dry humping her words were basically, "You need to tell you friend to go to his home, and she thrusted her hips up at me." :oldlol:

[chosen_one6]

It literally could be. After the relationship was over and I had time to think I figured out she was a nymph. She wanted sex all the damn time. She even showed up at my apartment while my mom was at work in shorts with no panties and wanted me to f*ck her in my room while she still had all her clothes on (moving the shorts to the side out of the way). While we were dry humping her words were basically, "You need to tell you friend to go to his home, and she thrusted her hips up at me." :oldlol:

:oldlol:

I've had a couple of those but I always ****ed it up because I either caught feelings or I flaked on them too much (I like variety.)

[Meticode]

:oldlol:

I've had a couple of those but I always ****ed it up because I either caught feelings or I flaked on them too much (I like variety.)
I've always been a one woman guy. I've only been with 3 women in my life.

[DirkNowitzki41]

when I was 16, during the summer. it was with my girl at the park late at night.. lol.

[Myth]

She had the in a gym back and I tried one on and it was small as ****. It kept popping off and I was like, "WTF, I'm 17 and my **** is bigger than your 24 year old ex?"


Small condoms don't just pop off. :confusedshrug:

[SilkkTheShocker]

I stuck my c.ock in one of those car wash vacuum cleaners

[jbot]

i had a fat chick suck me off in high school, junior year. picked her up in the middle of winter and drove to a secluded area by a train track. turned the car off and she started whacking me off while her hand is inside my pants.

somehow the mixture between me freezing with the heat turned off and getting an erection gave me the biggest boner i've ever had. when she pulled it out of my pants i was like "holy shit, that's my shlong?" i didn't nut tho, not sure if it was my nerves or just the fact that my pecker felt like it was on fire since her mouth was warm and it was frozen. damn she was ugly.

[Swaggin916]

I am 20 years old and proud to be a virgin. All you retards enjoy your stds and unwanted pregnancies.

Yea that's kind of a cop out attitude. It was just earlier this year that I lost mine and I'm 23... and some of you know the story as I posted it here but it was a drunk night with a girl I barely knew and I couldn't *** we were boning for a long time and I was rock hard just couldn't bust. Eventually she puked and was laying on the ground and I was just jerking off with her sort of laying there playing with my balls a little bit and I finally came. Hey I did my best man lol. but yea 23... But what's weird is that you think I would be awkward but I wasn't about it. It almost happened a few months earlier and it seemed like I had been doing it for years. It's weird. Must be all the porn or something.

[Snoop_Cat]

Lost it to my (ex) girlfriend during the end of junior year. It was both of our first times and it wasn't that great, not to mention the fact that we went slow because it hurt her a bit. My story sucks. :mad:

[Snoop_Cat]

I am 20 years old and proud to be a virgin. All you retards enjoy your stds and unwanted pregnancies.

Well this is a shallow way of thinking, just because you have a lot of sex doesn't mean that. You have a lot of sex especially when you have a girlfriend - I basically do it everyday or at least every 2-3 days and my girlfriend is on the pill which has a .3% chance of failure so it's nearly fullproof.

[cuad]

I wonder why Godzuki hasn't posted in this thread.

[senelcoolidge]

Lost it at 23 years old when I was in the Air Force. I wish I would have lost it to someone much better. It was a girl from Louisiana with lots of issue. She was damn good though, she taught me a bunch of stuff. I wish I would have waited for my wife.

[Mach_3]

Small condoms don't just pop off. :confusedshrug:


Yea they're just tight as a b1tch :oldlol:

[SourPatchKids]

I wonder why Godzuki hasn't posted in this thread.
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sFi_biggrinsmack.gif

[Faptastrophe]

I was twelve and a new girl moved into town. She was from the city and was years ahead of me. She took me behind the school and touched my naughty place, then told me to come to her house later. I was so ashamed I went and confessed to the priest. And that's how I lost my virginity.

lol, i made a funny.

If serious.. one night stand.

[sick_brah07]

just before i turned 15 or just when i turned 15 cant exactly remember, had a girl over at my house on school holidays.... we had "sex" i acted like i knew what was going on but it was probably the most awkward thing i've ever been apart of in my life... the condom didn't work well so i took it off and blew on the girls stomach. The only reason i had any idea what the **** was ment to happen was because of porn so thank **** for porn

[ukballer]

My 18th birthday with my now ex girlfriend.

She was 21 years old. Good Christian girl, religious family, tee total, literally wouldn't hurt a fly, complete virgin. When we first got together it was very much a romance first kind of thing. The topic of sex didn't come up very often, and when it did, she kinda brushed it to the side and changed the topic of conversation. She had mentioned about not having sex before marriage, but at the time it didn't really put me off.

As we constantly got closer and closer, I was gradually able to peel away each layer and get her to open up more about sex and foreplay, clich

[Overdrive]

Was 19, totally drunk one night stand. First I didn't get a boner and then couldn't finish. Was so embarrassed that I ran off. Good that I can't remember alot of it though. The 2nd time was with my long time girlfriend some time later and was totally awesome.

[PHX_Phan]

I was 19 and it was with my homies neighbor at the time. She came to one of his parties and after talking for an hour we ended up going back to her place to smoke a blunt. I could tell she wanted to **** but I was nervous and too embarrassed to say it was my first time. We were smokin on her bed and started feelin each other up, she kept leadin the way so I could tell she was a lot more experienced. I didn't want her thinking I was a virgin so I just said **** it on some porno type shit and threw her on her back and started yanking clothes off.

After a little bit of her going down on me I thought I was going to lose it before I actually got to smash but I started focusing my thoughts and was able to keep it together. I went down on her and within a few minutes she was begging me to stick it in. We ****ed for about 12 mins and she told me to *** on her tits. I remember it being dark so I pulled out and aimed towards her stomach but I nutted so hard that it got all over her body / face. I felt like a ****ing pornstar.

I expected my first time to be quick and pathetic but it ended up not being bad at all. She even told me I was good and asked how many girls it took for me to throw down like that :lol

[Meticode]

Small condoms don't just pop off. :confusedshrug:
Yes they do. I literally stretch it over my erection and it would slide itself off without me doing anything at all or penetrating because it was so tight. It was uncomfortable as hell. I don't know if it was because the condom was tapered or what, but it would literally just come off by itself while I would sit there.

[Meticode]

[QUOTE=ukballer]My 18th birthday with my now ex girlfriend.

She was 21 years old. Good Christian girl, religious family, tee total, literally wouldn't hurt a fly, complete virgin. When we first got together it was very much a romance first kind of thing. The topic of sex didn't come up very often, and when it did, she kinda brushed it to the side and changed the topic of conversation. She had mentioned about not having sex before marriage, but at the time it didn't really put me off.

As we constantly got closer and closer, I was gradually able to peel away each layer and get her to open up more about sex and foreplay, clich

[Tarik One]

Ha. Yesterday, I ran into the broad who took my virginity.

[Meticode]

Looking back I don't regret losing my viriginity before my wife. My wife was a virgin and even she said "I'm glad you weren't a virgin, becuase I would have damn clue what to do."

The first 3-4 times we had sex it was painful for her, I basically had to "mold" her to me.

[pinoyballer247]

Anyway we went to her room and she dry humped on top of me, I didn't come, but I was super wet. I kept resisting her.


:biggums:

I knew you were a dude, but for a quick sec I wasn't sure if you were a chick after I read that part. :oldlol:

[Meticode]

:biggums:

I knew you were a dude, but for a quick sec I wasn't sure if you were a chick after I read that part. :oldlol:
You never been wet before? Where you're so turned on your pen!s slowly oozes lubercant and you're note even rubbing yourself or nothing?

[pinoyballer247]

You never been wet before? Where you're so turned on your pen!s slowly oozes lubercant and you're note even rubbing yourself or nothing?

Yeah, I've had some pre*** ooze out but not enough to use the term "wet". But hey, more power to yah man!

[enayes]

Looking back I don't regret losing my viriginity before my wife. My wife was a virgin and even she said "I'm glad you weren't a virgin, becuase I would have damn clue what to do."

The first 3-4 times we had sex it was painful for her, I basically had to "mold" her to me.

How big is your p e n i s?

[D-Rose]

My 20th birthday. Oh happy day!

[D-Rose]

Oh and Meticode...or should I say Cassanova, that was the most riveting bit of sexual the I have ever read, get a publisher asap.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Back in HS, I started going out with this girl that actually made me believe that love actually existed. We did it at her house, obviously we both lost our virginity to each other. Unfortunately, her dad found out that we had sex, and threatened to charge for statutory rape because I was 18 and she was 16 at that time. We had a pretty big argument over it and eventually he chased me out of the house. Later when I got home, I got a phone call from my then gf's Mom, telling me not to go back, because "He is looking for you and his shotgun isn't in the case..."(paraphrased) I was then told to never talk to her again or else he'll press charges against me. We decided to put an end to our relationship at that time, but we still secretly talked to/texted each other at that time. Yep, pretty depressing story.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

My 20th birthday. Oh happy day!
Happy Birthday!

[Stuckey]

I was 13 and I had been chatting up this girl on MSN for a while.
She was a friend of a friend. We talked about anything. She sent me nude pics. I would call her. She lived a few towns away.

One weekend, she stayed at her grandmother's which was in my city, so she asked me for my address. On weekends my parents were out working so I invited her over. We had a few glasses of red wine and starting making out. I remember thinking "woooot" the entire time.

We went to my mom's bed which was a queen size and did the dirty. She rode me, which didn't really get me off too much so I didnt finish too quick, but doggystyle i had to do short bursts of thrusting. About 15 minutes or less I finished on her back.

I wasn't thinking too much either, didn't even use a condom but pulled out in time.

I never saw her again but we chatted for a while after. = ' (

[RaininTwos]

Yes they do. I literally stretch it over my erection and it would slide itself off without me doing anything at all or penetrating because it was so tight. It was uncomfortable as hell. I don't know if it was because the condom was tapered or what, but it would literally just come off by itself while I would sit there.
This does happen, trust me.

[LBJDW305]

I lost mine on my 13th bday to a stripper that my boy paid for me :roll: :roll: True story. In his dads penthouse in the beach went after riding jetski all day. High as shit he texted some stripper and she brought a friend. I think it's the best way honestly because I didn't know what to do with her she did everything till I came inside her and told her that's it :lol

[Ikill]

Back in HS, I started going out with this girl that actually made me believe that love actually existed. We did it at her house, obviously we both lost our virginity to each other. Unfortunately, her dad found out that we had sex, and threatened to charge for statutory rape because I was 18 and she was 16 at that time. We had a pretty big argument over it and eventually he chased me out of the house. Later when I got home, I got a phone call from my then gf's Mom, telling me not to go back, because "He is looking for you and his shotgun isn't in the case..."(paraphrased) I was then told to never talk to her again or else he'll press charges against me. We decided to put an end to our relationship at that time, but we still secretly talked to/texted each other at that time. Yep, pretty depressing story.
That sucks

[Ikill]

****ed a girl two years ago when I was 16 got the girl pregnant fought her 19 year old boyfriend.Parents kicked me out had to quit ball and only had sex once with another until we got back together 4 months ago.

[tomtucker]

I was 16 and on vacation at my grandmas and grandads place, one morning i walked into the bathroom while my grandma was in the shower...well, one thing led to another.........

[pinoyballer247]

I was 16 and on vacation at my grandmas and grandads place, one morning i walked into the bathroom while my grandma was in the shower...well, one thing led to another.........

I hope you're ****ing around. If not :biggums:

[Myth]

I hope you're ****ing around. If not :biggums:


He probably isn't, I lost my V card to his grandmother the same way.

[KingBeasley08]

about 2 years ago at a party. i was hookin up with one of my close friends (party was at her place) when she just took her top off and i was like :eek: ..:rockon:


after that, she blew me and then we got onto her bed and had sex for like 10 min :oldlol:

[ace23]

****ed a girl two years ago when I was 16 got the girl pregnant fought her 19 year old boyfriend.Parents kicked me out had to quit ball and only had sex once with another until we got back together 4 months ago.
That's ****ing horrible. Damn.

[ace23]

My 20th birthday. Oh happy day!
I'm just going to ask what everyone is thinking. Do you **** four-limbed chicks? Serious question, I'm honestly curious.

How does sex go for you? Do you **** with your prosthetic on or remove it first, etc.?

[Myth]

How does sex go for you? Do you **** with your prosthetic on or remove it first, etc.?

Or he could use it.

[D-Rose]

I'm just going to ask what everyone is thinking. Do you **** four-limbed chicks? Serious question, I'm honestly curious.

How does sex go for you? Do you **** with your prosthetic on or remove it first, etc.?
:roll: :roll:

fair questions, my gf is four limbed i assure you lol. and i take it off to do that. would be rather uncomfortable if i didnt.

[millwad]

I'm just going to ask what everyone is thinking. Do you **** four-limbed chicks? Serious question, I'm honestly curious.

How does sex go for you? Do you **** with your prosthetic on or remove it first, etc.?

You seem retarded, why wouldn't he fu*k four-limbed chicks?
So everyone who's in a car accident and loose their leg suddenly gets into screwing 3-limbed chicks?

No one is thinking that, retard.. :facepalm

[D-Rose]

You seem retarded, why wouldn't he fu*k four-limbed chicks?
So everyone who's in a car accident and loose their leg suddenly gets into screwing 3-limbed chicks?

No one is thinking that, retard.. :facepalm
Haha I don't take offense to it really, I've gotten questions like "how do you shower?" to "will your kids have two legs?" and even what he asked.

[millwad]

Haha I don't take offense to it really, I've gotten questions like "how do you shower?" to "will your kids have two legs?" and even what he asked.

It's scary how ignorant some people really are.. :facepalm

[ace23]

:roll: Thanks D-Rose


You seem retarded, why wouldn't he fu*k four-limbed chicks?
So everyone who's in a car accident and loose their leg suddenly gets into screwing 3-limbed chicks?
No, dumbass. :facepalm
























There are still paraplegic, one-limbed, and quadraplegic hoes out there.

Way to drop in after he answered the question, by the way.

[tomtucker]

He probably isn't, I lost my V card to his grandmother the same way.

what !?....she told me i was her only love......:cry: .......btw, without the dentures, the gums feels awesome on the dick, right ?

[millwad]

:roll: Thanks D-Rose


No, dumbass. :facepalm
























There are still paraplegic, one-limbed, and quadraplegic hoes out there.

Way to drop in after he answered the question, by the way.

Like your trashy mom.

[blablabla]

Haha I don't take offense to it really, I've gotten questions like "how do you shower?" to "will your kids have two legs?" and even what he asked.
:oldlol:
stupid mfers

[Myth]

what !?....she told me i was her only love......:cry: .......btw, without the dentures, the gums feels awesome on the dick, right ?

She tells everybody that. I've heard at least 3 others claim that, and those were just neighbors on her block that I ran into.

[Myth]

"will your kids have two legs?"

You should just tell them that your leg remained dormant in the genes, and therefore your first child will have 3 legs. If they were that dumb in the first place to ask that question, they may actually believe your answer. :lol

[TheMan]

I was 19 when I lost my virginity to a hooker:lol Me and my buddies went to a bordello and I didn't plan on banging a whore, (they also had strippers and that was all we were gonna do, watch naked chicks) it just happened that I got drunk, was feeling horny and I had the cash. At the time, I was going steady with my then girlfriend for two years and she wanted to wait to get married:mad: As you can imagine, I was backed up like a mofo. Anyways, this hot older chick, about 27 years old comes up to me and I fell to temptation. Long story short, I'm nervous as **** and I just can't nut, she was at first acting like she was into it but a half hour later she was like "are you gonna finish or what":lol I felt like a pimp at first banging away but by that time I'm feeling the pressure to bust a nut and obviously that isn't the best scenario to be able to actually do it...

I pretended to nut and I know she didn't buy it since the condom was jizz free:oldlol: Not the greatest experience ever but a few weeks later I finally had sex with my gf in my car:rockon: , I busted inside without a condom because I didn't want to ruin my Prelude's front seat:facepalm, she cried because she thought she was gonna get pregnant but luckilly we dodged that bullet. BTW she looked a lot like Fionna Apple. I'm better at the sex game nowadays I'm happy to report.:pimp: :cheers:

[pinoyballer247]

I was 19 when I lost my virginity to a hooker:lol Me and my buddies went to a bordello and I didn't plan on banging a whore, (they also had strippers and that was all we were gonna do, watch naked chicks) it just happened that I got drunk, was feeling horny and I had the cash. At the time, I was going steady with my then girlfriend for two years and she wanted to wait to get married:mad: As you can imagine, I was backed up like a mofo. Anyways, this hot older chick, about 27 years old comes up to me and I fell to temptation. Long story short, I'm nervous as **** and I just can't nut, she was at first acting like she was into it but a half hour later she was like "are you gonna finish or what":lol I felt like a pimp at first banging away but by that time I'm feeling the pressure to bust a nut and obviously that isn't the best scenario to be able to actually do it...

I pretended to nut and I know she didn't buy it since the condom was jizz free:oldlol: Not the greatest experience ever but a few weeks later I finally had sex with my gf in my car:rockon: , I busted inside without a condom because I didn't want to ruin my Prelude's front seat:facepalm, she cried because she thought she was gonna get pregnant but luckilly we dodged that bullet. BTW she looked a lot like Fionna Apple. I'm better at the sex game nowadays I'm happy to report.:pimp: :cheers:

You are, as your username entitles, The Man! :cheers:

[brantonli]

will your kids have two legs?" and even what he asked.


:biggums: you should reply 'Well hopefully, but are your kids going to have any brain cells?'

[TheMan]

You are, as your username entitles, The Man! :cheers:
:cheers: :oldlol:

[tomtucker]

She tells everybody that. I've heard at least 3 others claim that, and those were just neighbors on her block that I ran into.

:cry: ....why can

[Boomerang]

took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now:oldlol:

second time was all good.

[Mach_3]

Back in HS, I started going out with this girl that actually made me believe that love actually existed. We did it at her house, obviously we both lost our virginity to each other. Unfortunately, her dad found out that we had sex, and threatened to charge for statutory rape because I was 18 and she was 16 at that time. We had a pretty big argument over it and eventually he chased me out of the house. Later when I got home, I got a phone call from my then gf's Mom, telling me not to go back, because "He is looking for you and his shotgun isn't in the case..."(paraphrased) I was then told to never talk to her again or else he'll press charges against me. We decided to put an end to our relationship at that time, but we still secretly talked to/texted each other at that time. Yep, pretty depressing story.


At least you earned your lesson, take all the good with the bad :cheers:

[tomtucker]

took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now:oldlol:

second time was all good.

:oldlol: :roll: :lol .....R Kelly in da house :cheers:

[enayes]

took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now:oldlol:

second time was all good.


:biggums:

it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking

[D-Rose]

:biggums:

it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking
:roll: agreed!

and thanks for the comebacks guys lol :cheers:

[TheMan]

:biggums:

it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking
Did he also mention that her tits felt like sandbags?:oldlol:

[Canelo_Griffin]

This is basically how i lost mine

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