Good comebacks to "

[SourPatchKids]

I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"

[macmac]

I know you are but what am I?

Or, talk to the hand cuz the face don't care...

[niko]

If it's a girl you can say "Fine, but it will cost you BIG TIME".

[SourPatchKids]

If it's a girl you can say "Fine, but it will cost you BIG TIME".
I feel this will earn me some douchebag points.

[no pun intended]

I know you are but what am I?

Or, talk to the left hand cuz you ain't right...
Fixed.

[ILLsmak]

I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"

Don't let anyone say **** to just stare at them evilly until they become afraid.

-Smak

[Scholar]

How about these:

- "If your dad wasn't married to your mom, I'd **** him in the ass"

- "Oh, you called me a ******? Well, it takes one to know, ******"

- "**** me? No, **** me hard!"

I think they always work well depending on what is said about you.

Tell us what people say to you and we can give you better comebacks.

[Rasheed1]

yo mama

[LiLharvard]

How about a little rap comeback Happy Gilmore style. Not giving you any suggestions I'm a busy man, but here's a blue print :


Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

[SourPatchKids]

yo mama
weakkk

[NotYetGreat]

Syntax Error

[NuggetsFan]

Only if you buy me dinner first.

[alwaysunny]

"no f*ck you!"

Close, but take out the "no" and just comeback with the exact same insult that was directed at you, word for word, like how Tony Montana did to Omar Suarez in Scarface. I find it hilarious because it throws you off but at the same time has a more intimidating delivery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNgMvO7shI

[KDTrey5]

"no f*ck you!"
/thread

[L.Kizzle]

If you use a gun the right way, they'll never comeback again.

[daily]

I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"
Just pee on them. That usually get's your point across

[StateOfMind12]

The truth really does hurt, doesn't it?

:roll:

[SuperPippen]

Been having some trouble in the big world of high school already?

[b1imtf]

The truth really does hurt, doesn't it?

:roll:
I've seen this somewhere.. :lol

[KingBeasley08]

I've seen this somewhere.. :lol
lakersreign probably :oldlol:

[StateOfMind12]

lakersreign probably :oldlol:
It is LakersReign, that is his go-to line

#yallmustaforgot

[KDTrey5]

It is LakersReign, that is his go-to line

#yallmustaforgot
my niggehh

[KingBeasley08]

It is LakersReign, that is his go-to line

#yallmustaforgot
his new description... "punk b*tch u aint got nothin" :oldlol:

[AK47DR91]

Oh LakersReign, you're always good for a laugh. :lol

[LiLharvard]

Look OP, I'm guessing a guy said this to you..

My suggestion is to grab his balls with your strong hand and then grab his neck with your left and bring him close to you not to close though probably half an arms length?? Once you do this, you need to twist his balls in an anti-clockwise motion, now make sure it's anti clockwise because it will be much more painful. The final step is the comeback bit, you have his neck with your left hand and you have brought him within ear shot of a whisper upon which you can say/whisper whatever the fck you want and it will be a great comeback in his terrified eyes.

NoHomo

[SourPatchKids]

Just pee on them. That usually get's your point across
Finally someobdy posted a reasonable answer. I'll try this on the big bully.

[AK47DR91]

Finally someobdy posted a reasonable answer. I'll try this on the big bully.
You got a bully!!! :mad:

We'll get him for you.

[LiLharvard]

Bully: Fuuuckkkk YOU


You: I'll fuuuuck you till you love me fagggggooot.




EDIT: bully: fuuuuck you


You: Fuuuck me, how about I fuuuuck you tillll you love me faggggott

[KingBeasley08]

Finally someobdy posted a reasonable answer. I'll try this on the big bully.
post his facebook. ISH will take him out

[b1imtf]

lakersreign probably :oldlol:
I know bro ahah

[StateOfMind12]

Finally someobdy posted a reasonable answer. I'll try this on the big bully.
Since when was saying **** you bullying? :oldlol: Post his facebook though, I would love to troll him.

[RaininTwos]

You look them in the eyes and laugh.

Then wave them off like a boss.

[LiLharvard]

Edit: fuuuuck youuu


Response: FUuuCK Me, hmmmpfff Tiskkkkk, how abouuut I FUUUUCK You, till you love me fagggooot

[Myth]

Just whip your dick out and say "Ready" in an excited voice.

[SourPatchKids]

Just whip your dick out and say "Ready" in an excited voice.
:kobe:

[Lamar Doom]

tell your parents or teacher. no excuse for talk like that. tattle tales are back in after that whole "snitches get stitches" phase got so played out.

[d.bball.guy]

"When?"

"I'd love to"

[RRR3]

his new description... "punk b*tch u aint got nothin" :oldlol:
"LeBronyte soul reaver" :roll:

[Sarcastic]

Correct answer is to punch them in the mouth and say "say it again".

[Marquis Daniels]

"when?"

[bluechox2]

no homo

[RoseCity07]

If someone Asian says it say, "Hey! Don't think we forgot about Pearl Harbor."

[Batz]

Make a small dick joke.

[macmac]

If someone Asian says it say, "Hey! Don't think we forgot about Pearl Harbor."

Yeah and if someone's black say, dont think we forgot about the good old days

[Myth]

Yeah and if someone's black say, dont think we forgot about the good old days

And if they are Mexican (which especially includes Latinos that are mistaken as Mexicans), just say "No comprende."

[Raz]

Correct answer is to punch them in the mouth and say "say it again".

/THREAD

[Myth]

Correct answer is to **** them in the mouth and say "say it again".

fixed.

[alenleomessi]

break yo'self fool

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm3rmmfaaF1qd10pyo1_400.gif

[code green]

I used to say something like, "Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?" But now I usually go with "That's how it starts" a la Alonzo from Training Day.

[Punpun]

/thread

No, **** you.

[pauk]

If its a girl:

"Yes please!"
"When?"

[Myth]

If its a girl:

"Yes please!"
"When?"

Unless she is ugly. In which case, you just say "Shut the f*ck up, c*nt."

[millwad]

My comeback has always been,

"Puff daddy, enough already, now he calls himself P diddy but he's still shitty, don't f*ck me, suck me".

[pauk]

Unless she is ugly. In which case, you just say "Shut the f*ck up, c*nt."

Even if she is ugly u can say it, just make sure to immediately walk away afterwards lol... unless you are one of those "hey, its better than to fap" dudes :D

[CarlosBoozer]

I think you're supposed to take me out to dinner first.

[Lebron23]

http://files.myopera.com/rupsha8891/albums/3165721/Punch.gif

[Lebron23]

I think you're supposed to take me out to dinner first.

I created a PBA Draft Thread in the International Forum.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7701139#post7701139

[Batz]

I created a PBA Draft Thread in the International Forum.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7701139#post7701139
Lebron23!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Lebron23]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1012867_o.gif

[Jackass18]

"No, you are the one '**** you' should be said to."
"Your dick is too small for that."


Or just give up because you can't beat "**** you". Face it, you're powerless to it's fiery grip on your soul.

[blablabla]

what did you say, turtle dikk

[magictricked]

Bully dude: "F*** you!"

You: "do you think we have time?"

[Lebron23]

You look like dunksby.

[SourPatchKids]

You look like dunksby.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g66qrIOj1qihztbo1_250.gif

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You don't really have to say a comeback for f*ck you.

A simple unaffected glance a cocky smirk and a staredown with a bit of contempt and yawn will do... like you're amused.

Later.. you start the offense/aggression.

If he tries to intimidate you in any way, shaep or form, he revealed his fears.
If he discusses/rants about shit he hates about others, you can damn well be sure he hates those qualities within him.

[ace23]

Just whip your dick out and say "Ready" in an excited voice.
Winner :roll:

[NotYetGreat]

You don't really have to say a comeback for f*ck you.

A simple unaffected glance a cocky smirk and a staredown with a bit of contempt and yawn will do... like you're amused.

Later.. you start the offense/aggression.

If he tries to intimidate you in any way, shaep or form, he revealed his fears.
If he discusses/rants about shit he hates about others, you can damn well be sure he hates those qualities within him.

Knowledge dropped by J$. :bowdown:

If it turns out he's Bladers though, you can just say "I don't think one minute is enough." :lol

[macmac]

Just tell him, u have the penls of a 5 year old

[OmniStrife]

A punch to the face.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Depends on what happened before. If it's just a friendly f you, then I would just joke around and be like, "You'd like that won't you?"

If it's some random person who did it for no apparant reason, give them a cold staredown like this:
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/132564.gif

Then pop em in the face.

Alternatively, post his facebook page here.

[Lebron23]

Punch him in the mouth.

[MetsPackers]

I believe the best response would be:

"Shut the **** up, ******"

But if you're looking for clever responses, then I can't help you

[Godzuki]

just say "your momz a whore". its simple and most importantly such a low blow reply thats sort of uncalled for from "**** u", they can't really sink much lower after that between random stranger name calling.