ISH Charity

[SourPatchKids]

For every post this thread gets in the next 72 hours, SourPatchKid's parents will donate $1.50 to help build new basketball courts in their home province of Hunan, China. 100% legit.

[Batz]

Rosez, get the **** in here.

[SourPatchKids]

Lets make this the new biggest thread ever.

Keep it clean we don't want SPK parents checkin up on the thread and see half naked chicks.
Actually my dad doesn't even know what ISH is, but my mom will call him tonight to tell him about this. My mom just knows it as the basketball site I'm always on.

[TheSilentKiller]

Good for you and your parents :cheers:

[SourPatchKids]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.

[SourPatchKids]

How is it going in school? when are the tryouts for the bball team?
Tryouts start October 29th.

[Chief Keef]

My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.



Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?

[SourPatchKids]

Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?
Not that I know of.

[AK47DR91]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.

Yo! if your family visits the motherland in the future, can you take me with ya'll? :D

[ILLsmak]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.

I like their beef!

-Smak

[Batz]

Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?
Ninjas are from Japan silly.

[LamarOdom]

Ninjas are from Japan silly.

Stop being silly everyone knows the real ninjas comes from NYC.

[SourPatchKids]

+ $1.50

[AK47DR91]

+ $1.50
You said for every post :no:

For every post this thread gets in the next 72 hours, SourPatchKid's parents will donate $1.50 to help build new basketball courts in their home province of Hunan, China. 100% legit.

This post will be #17. 17 x $1.50 = $25.50

[SourPatchKids]

What I meant was that that post added $1.50 to the total.

[AK47DR91]

What I meant was that that post added $1.50 to the total.
Oh, OK.

The BTE regulars can get this thread bumping.

[Faptastrophe]

I hope rep points given to you will convert to money too. Cause I'm sure as hell will rep the shit out of you.

:cheers:

[SourPatchKids]

:lol My mommy not worried about here $ at all. She just went and got a pedi. Come on ISH, step your game up.

[Faptastrophe]

There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".

[andgar923]

Good for you and your parents :cheers:
this.

Bless you and your parents.

[Chief Keef]

There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".


lawl

[Faptastrophe]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down.

[andgar923]

My fav joke

[Faptastrophe]

[QUOTE=andgar923]My fav joke

[SourPatchKids]

:lol

[Chief Keef]

What do you call a guy with no body and just a nose. Nobody Nose

[ballup]

Lets make this the new biggest thread ever.

Keep it clean we don't want SPK parents checkin up on the thread and see half naked chicks.
I disagree, threads with half naked chicks do a 555% better job of bringing in more posts than those that don't.

[AK47DR91]

ISH Heroes of the Day goes to D-Rose and SourPatchKids parents

[AK47DR91]

Oh, yes!

Page 3.

[Faptastrophe]

Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

Heyooooo
http://www.james-ramos.com/images/macros/dance.gif

[TheSilentKiller]

Did you hear the one about the award winning scarecrow?

He was outstanding in his field.

[Faptastrophe]

Anyone up for the antijokes?

[TheSilentKiller]

Anyone up for the antijokes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

[TheSilentKiller]

What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff?

They were my friends

[Faptastrophe]

I'll take that as a yes.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

[TheSilentKiller]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

[TheSilentKiller]

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels

And yes, SPK, your parents are going to be dishing out a whole lot of charity :D

[Faptastrophe]

Hey guys, here's one for you.

[Faptastrophe]

1


.....

[Chief Keef]

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels



this is my favorite joke of all time

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/xNgLL.png

[Faptastrophe]

I like my women how I like my coffee


Without a *****.

[TheSilentKiller]

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers

[TheSilentKiller]

A horse walked into a bar. Several patrons got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

[AK47DR91]

I like my women how I like my coffee


Without a *****.
I like my coffee how I like my women

With extra cream

[TheSilentKiller]

What did they boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

[Faptastrophe]

LamarOdom: Hey Fap, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Faptastrophe: Why?
LamarOdom: Cause everybody dies.
Did you tell me this exact joke because you know how I feel about death? :(

[TheSilentKiller]

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

[Faptastrophe]

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

[TheSilentKiller]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

[NotYetGreat]

1


.....




:crazysam:

[TheSilentKiller]

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

[NotYetGreat]

Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:

[TheSilentKiller]

A visibly exhausted man walks up to a bar and orders a strong drink. The bartender says to him "Long day?" to which the man replied "no, all days are 24 hours long", amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

[Faptastrophe]

What's green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?



































Colors.


http://i.imgur.com/uyaFO.png

[Faptastrophe]

Do some racist jokes but keep them tasteful....

http://i.imgur.com/1REjL.jpg

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/DPDYl.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:
What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?

[SourPatchKids]

$105 now.

[Faptastrophe]

What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?


A major crack problem

Too soon?
I lit a candle at her grave today.
http://i.imgur.com/CwPap.jpg


I saw this book about Whitney Houston today at walmart.....

It, it was dope. I cracked it open and I was hooked. It was so addicting I couldn't put it down, I had to finish reading it in the bathtub.

[Faptastrophe]

:roll: :roll: :roll:
It's for the charity! :oldlol:


http://i.imgur.com/6YjDO.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

❤♥❥♡

[Faptastrophe]

❤♥❥♡
We're gonna get those kids the basketball courts they deserve!

http://i.imgur.com/H2f2o.jpg

[Faptastrophe]

I haven't taken an IQ test, but I'm an athiest. So my IQ must be at least 9000+

[SourPatchKids]

We're gonna get those kids the basketball courts they deserve!
Boo-yah! Also some upgrades need to be made.

[NotYetGreat]

What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?

Yeah, was for a youth leadership conference. :oldlol: Beijing, Huangzhong, then Shanghai. Visited the Great Wall, Forbidden City, some small tea house in Huangzhong (that place is seriously chill), then we topped it off with the World Expo in Shanghai.

What do you call white people sitting on a bench?

A basketball game.

[Faptastrophe]

Get the guys from BTE to help they're little brother out.

I'm kinda flying solo right now.

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.hschau.com/jpg/huodong021.JPG
:cry:

[Faptastrophe]

I'm withca, see y'all soon I'll be in the BTE to make some advertisement that even ,.................. can't stop-
ok. :cheers: dont get banned for that thing you posted, though.


http://i.imgur.com/WUNuE.jpg

[Faptastrophe]

We need next Yao Ming's and Jeremy Lin's. Get your shit together, guys!

http://i.imgur.com/2otHo.jpg

[Faptastrophe]

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
But here's my basement,
I'm John Wayne Gacy.

Don't show this thread to your mother, SPK.

[SourPatchKids]

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
But here's my basement,
I'm John Wayne Gacy.

Don't show this thread to your mother, SPK.
I'll show her last page for proof.

[code green]

i'll match her donation if she takes a picture of herself holding up a sign that says ISH = #1.

[Faptastrophe]

^ :lol

http://i.imgur.com/AG90B.jpg

[NotYetGreat]

Somewhere out there...




:yaohappy::yaohappy::yaohappy::yaohappy::yaohappy:

[Faptastrophe]

SPK, you're obviously good with numbers.. how many money 26 posts got me?

[NotYetGreat]

SPK, you're obviously good with numbers.. how many money 26 posts got me?

$1.50 right? 39 then.

[Faptastrophe]

$1.50 right? 39 then.
Are you asian too?

silly joke.

http://i.qkme.me/3pu26y.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sBo_bouncing2.gif
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sBo_bouncing.gif
They are eager.

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/D1bCG.png

[SourPatchKids]

We've passed the $150 mark. :pimp:

[Faptastrophe]

Do you have a paypal account?

[SourPatchKids]

Do you have a paypal account?
Nope, even If I did I wouldn't accept your money. Costs roughly $25,000 US dollar to build one btw.

[SourPatchKids]

I might visit during the Winter. Haven't been back to China since 2010.
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sSp_santa.gif

[NotYetGreat]

Are you asian too?

silly joke.

http://i.qkme.me/3pu26y.jpg

:oldlol:

Yes, and it probably doesn't help that I'm going to be a math educator in the future. :hammerhead:


Nope, even If I did I wouldn't accept your money. Costs roughly $25,000 US dollar to build one btw.

Well wouldja look at that. :cheers:

[SourPatchKids]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z1fqdkm41qixk57o1_500.gif

[Faptastrophe]

Nope, even If I did I wouldn't accept your money. Costs roughly $25,000 US dollar to build one btw.
http://ocobiega.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Poker_FaceCzyste.png

[SourPatchKids]

So get posting! 69(lol) hours left!

[SourPatchKids]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xhuk8MGL1qj313eo1_500.gif

[b1imtf]

Rich ass

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/MWrDe.gif

[NotYetGreat]

A funny thought just crossed my mind. What if... this is all a hoax? :eek: :eek: :eek:

[SourPatchKids]

How much are your parents willing to give away for this?

:rockon:
They would gladly donate $4,000+. But doing this thread is a more fun way. They donated atleast a couple grand during the Szechuan earthquake a couple years back.

[SourPatchKids]

What if this is all a hoax? :eek: :eek: :eek:
Than all our time would have been wasted.

[SourPatchKids]

Woahhhhhhhh
"How are your ankles, sir?"

[NotYetGreat]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6psagw9k31rn9c9lo1_500.gif

Someone photoshop SPK's face on it and ISH on the dude getting played. :lol

Just playin'. SPK may very well be the GOAT HS Freshie here on ISH. Honestly thought you were my age when we used to get down in the Streetball forum.

[SourPatchKids]

My mom and grandma lol'd at that soccer gif.

[NotYetGreat]

My mom and grandma lol'd at that soccer gif.

They probably wouldn't lol at the THIS image though!

*insert NSFW picture*

[Faptastrophe]

My mom and grandma lol'd at that soccer gif.
show them this.

http://i.imgur.com/nBhP4.jpg

[NotYetGreat]

yah he got destroyed :oldlol:


but nothing is worse than this


http://sorry4theblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/HardenAnkles.gif




:facepalm

That calls for some James Brown background music. :oldlol:

[SourPatchKids]

http://sorry4theblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/HardenAnkles.gif




:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: IS Carmelo boxing out somebody?

[Faptastrophe]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/022012/1329500871_zlatan_ibrahimovic_amazing_goal_for_aja x.gif


Ibrahimovic :bowdown: :bowdown:
My favorite football player! :cheers:

[Faptastrophe]

mating ritual

http://i.imgur.com/VO8Vm.gif

[SourPatchKids]

Unreal. You guys are great. :cheers:
Already raised enough money to lay down the foundation from the baseline to free throw line.

[Faptastrophe]

Unreal. You guys are great. :cheers:
Already raised enough money to lay down the foundation from the baseline to free throw line.
:cheers:

http://i.imgur.com/CZP0i.jpg

[imnew09]

That's very nice of you for the donations. Post a picture afterward if you can :rockon:

[SourPatchKids]

That's very nice of you for the donations. Post a picture afterward if you can :rockon:
Of the court we help build? Than you guys might have to wait until at least January.

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/DY2qo.png

[SourPatchKids]

I heard Ibra is even bigger of a dick than CR7 in real life . Fantastical football player though.

[Faptastrophe]

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1097659/ninjagoal_medium.gif

Zlatan is a ninja. A super-duper ninja. He is so good at being a ninja that you didn't know he was a ninja, but seriously, he is a ninja. All hail Zlatan.

[Faptastrophe]

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1097659/ninjagoal_medium.gif

Zlatan is a ninja. A super-duper ninja. He is so good at being a ninja that you didn't know he was a ninja, but seriously, he is a ninja. All hail Zlatan.
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1097692/omgpass_medium.gif

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/IBRAHIMOVIC.gif

[SourPatchKids]

All right guys I think I feel healthy enough to go out after sitting on my ass with a fever the last 3 days.

I'll check back tomorrow with another 100 posts:cheers:
Just came back from playing ball. :lol

[TheSilentKiller]

Let's keep this charity alive folks :rockon:

Now at $232.50

[SourPatchKids]

$234 Woo-hoo

[Canelo_Griffin]

Hey OP is this you and your crew wreaking havoc in the mean streets of Hunan? :lol

http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/HowDareYou.gif

[SourPatchKids]

Hey OP is this you and your crew wreaking havoc in the mean streets of Hunan? :lol

http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/HowDareYou.gif
Pretty Much

[Canelo_Griffin]

Pretty Much

:cheers:

[SourPatchKids]

$240. Keep up the good work guys.

[KDTrey5]

hello to the SPK family

[KDTrey5]

http://stream2.gifyo.com/pictures/209/large/2ce8b8bb7d6f01f9a0a192e1f8b283c2-786424326.gif

[SourPatchKids]

hello to the SPK family
Durantula is my grandma's favorite player(besides Kobe). Needless to say she rubbed it in my face for days after game 6 of OKCvsSpurs. Trey if you can carry this with half the effort you did on that last BTE you will be a hero to many people you've never even met. :cheers:

[KDTrey5]

Durantula is my grandma's favorite player(besides Kobe). Needless to say she rubbed it in my face for days after game 6 of OKCvsSpurs. Trey if you can carry this with half the effort you did on that last BTE you will be a hero to many people you've never even met. :cheers:
havent been posting as much as i did a week ago. but u know ill carry this team :lol

[SourPatchKids]

1 fullsize court= about 150k chinese yuan which is like $25,000 US dollar.

[KDTrey5]

:( :( :( :( :( :(


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yth73bo81rai8lko1_500.gif

http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z432/Gemini-Dragon-Gifs/tumblr_lpsb8wK2NX1qc2jhfo4_500.gif
salty

[SourPatchKids]

I shared your sorrow Alamo. Sorrow that was only partially washed away by Miami thrashing the thunder.

[KDTrey5]

I shared your sorrow Alamo. Sorrow that was only partially washed away by Miami thrashing the thunder.
:mad:

[KDTrey5]

Next season
spurs are done my friend

[SourPatchKids]

Next season
Sixers Dynasty. Lakers Die Nasty

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.china-mike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cute-chinese-baby.jpg

[KDTrey5]

Never. Kleo is the future
he can ball but he aint a star

[SourPatchKids]

Baby you can have whatever you like.

[SourPatchKids]

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-gifs-work-it-girl.gif

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.clickuntilyoulaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-gifs-this-is-creepy1.gif

[KDTrey5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TBuTb-DUwN0&NR=1

[SourPatchKids]

He would be godly if he had some sort of Basketball IQ.

[KDTrey5]

He would be godly if he had some sort of Basketball IQ.
:lol

[SourPatchKids]

Or Kwame.

[SourPatchKids]

A pineapple sounds like a fantastic place to live in.
https://www.edulink.networcs.net/sites/teachlearn/designtech/Gallery/Stimulus/Buildings/Pineapple%20house.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRxaHP4f9d8&feature=relmfu
"already better than kwame"

[SourPatchKids]

That was a sick sick putback at :50 seconds. I love nothing more watching a good putback slam. I wish I could do that.
But Wiggin's CIA Bounce still couldn't overcome the overwhelming might of the Oakland Soldiers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jheufUBfJ8&feature=related
Give them a 35 point cushion and I think they have a legit shot of beating the bobcats.

[bluechox2]

:applause:

[KDTrey5]

if i wasnt a broke niggeh id donate too
but here is $1.50

[Hermit]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2chs4ft.jpg

[SourPatchKids]

So Boycott Love, Detox Just To Retox!!!!!

[SourPatchKids]

Will post 24 hour results when I get back from school tommorow. Keep up the good work.

[SourPatchKids]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FepE8To1iW4/TyUhIxpwzcI/AAAAAAAABbo/GtG2oS-3xCE/s1600/200_members.jpg
Damn mother

[CeltsGarlic]

Much respect.

[SourPatchKids]

http://i.imgur.com/byRuy.gif
Much respect.

[NotYetGreat]

http://stream2.gifyo.com/pictures/209/large/2ce8b8bb7d6f01f9a0a192e1f8b283c2-786424326.gif

Name, links, and address please.

[ZeN]

I wonder who's gimmick SPK is..

[SourPatchKids]

I wonder who's gimmick SPK is..
Why is it so hard to believe I'm a genuine person? I can't post anything on here without people thinking I'm someone's puppet.

[KDTrey5]

Why is it so hard to believe I'm a genuine person? I can't post anything on here without people thinking I'm someone's puppet.
ur a well orchestrated sock account

[SourPatchKids]

ur a well orchestrated sock account
I am? Holy fck! So my whole life has been a lie........

[ImmortalNemesis]

I wonder who's gimmick SPK is..

yeah I'm pretty sure he's someone's gimmick.

[CeltsGarlic]

Albert camus is the goat for me .

[AK47DR91]

Name, links, and address please.
Marissa Jimenez, 16, Long Beach, California.

[AK47DR91]

SPK is a genuine poster, not a gimmick. I remember he used to post a lot in the team forums when I started posting here.

I think this year is the time he's posting on Off the Court. Same with me.

[NotYetGreat]

Marissa Jimenez, 16, Long Beach, California.

:crazysam:

Should've put a just joking on the "address" part. :oldlol: And seriously? 16? Man, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this turns into another Angie Varona shindig.

And yeah, I remember SPK all the way from the days when the streetball forum was pretty active. Anytime a thread was up, I could count on rake, SPK, Crystallas (I think?), ALBaller,that ambersomethingdude and some others to post.

[NotYetGreat]

Where The Money At Ish?

[raprap]

SourPatchKids is one of my fav posters.

[SourPatchKids]

Morning people. Leaving for school in like 15 minutes. Goddamn it's waay too early.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xfqi83Az1rqtcqa.gif

[Batz]

Morning people. Leaving for school in like 15 minutes. Goddamn it's waay too early.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xfqi83Az1rqtcqa.gif
Ha.

[DaHeezy]

yeah I'm pretty sure he's someone's gimmick.

People with idiotic mulptile gimmick shouldn't call out others for gimmicks.

It's like dfish calling someone out as a fraud

[AK47DR91]

So when is the deadline, SPK?

[SourPatchKids]

****. High schools hard.

[imnew09]

****. High schools hard.

If you think high school is hard, I don't know what to tell you about college...

[NotYetGreat]

****. High schools hard.

It's just your first year. You'll manage. :pimp:

[SourPatchKids]

If you think high school is hard, I don't know what to tell you about college...
I go to a college prep. Way harder than public schools..

[AK47DR91]

If you think high school is hard, I don't know what to tell you about college...
I thought HS was harder than college. In college, you pick your schedule.

Then again, I've only managed to get to a community college and a state college.

[DonDadda59]

Checking in :applause:

[AK47DR91]

****. High schools hard.
What's stressing you, my boy?

[SourPatchKids]

What's stressing you, my boy?
Hormones. Tech issues( with my iPad). Have loads of Biology homework on the first day of regular school.

[DonDadda59]

Albert camus is the goat for me .

That's absurd :D

[AK47DR91]

Hormones. Tech issues( with my iPad). Have loads of Biology homework on the first day of regular school.
Hormones....just part of growing up. I had a portable CD player when I was in HS. No tech issues whatsoever. Biology sucks....well, I sucked at it anyway.

[KDTrey5]

+$1.50

[SourPatchKids]

+$1.50
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3943193+_fd6f4ebb8eeb30122db01fa6c11e3688.jpg

[D-Rose]

Fill me in on the details for this thread...is this legit?

[SourPatchKids]

Fill me in on the details for this thread...is this legit?
Read OP. If this wasn't legit than so much time would be wasted.

[Faptastrophe]

http://i.imgur.com/U9mpS.gif

[chips93]

:dancin

[D-Rose]

Read OP. If this wasn't legit than so much time would be wasted.
Ah, very cool. :cheers:

[Faptastrophe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKKnXtxBrqo&feature=plcp

Fap gif the part where he cummmmmmmms on them..
http://i.minus.com/iRKFOdsjenOKc.gif

http://i.minus.com/ibbARpRRoMbiZ.gif

:oldlol:

[Scholar]

:roll: I can't believe that's a legit show on Nickelodeon.

[Scholar]

I know *** is sticky (ask your mom how hard it was to remove mine from her face), but that just takes stickiness to a whole new level.

[D-Rose]

:roll: I can't believe that's a legit show on Nickelodeon.
I cringe at the jokes and such on Nick/Disney shows for tweens...can't believe that shit was entertaining for me back in my tween days.

[SourPatchKids]

Nickelodeon is the bomb.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SourPatchKids again.
F you ISH!

[Eat Like A Bosh]

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:oldlol:
Lmao! :roll:

I actually loved Victorious. Kill me.

[TheSilentKiller]

+ $1.50

[chips93]

:banana: :banana:

[TheSilentKiller]

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[TheSilentKiller]

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[TheSilentKiller]

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[TheSilentKiller]

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[TheSilentKiller]

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[SourPatchKids]

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Awesome! Where can I get one?

[TheSilentKiller]

Awesome! Where can I get one?

You'll probably need some more charity from your moms and pops :D

[Faptastrophe]

Awesome! Where can I get one?
Costs 7,500,000 yen plus tax (http://www.gen-corp.jp/product/categories/p1.html), or around $93,000. If tax is 15%, that would bring the cost up to $107,000.
A much better (but still excessively expensive) alternative is the Mosquito Air Copter, at around $28,000 in the US (http://www.innovator.mosquito.net.nz/mbbs2/boxx/modules/mosquitohelicopters/contact-dealers-air.asp?dealerID=25).

[SourPatchKids]

Costs 7,500,000 yen plus tax (http://www.gen-corp.jp/product/categories/p1.html), or around $93,000. If tax is 15%, that would bring the cost up to $107,000.
A much better (but still excessively expensive) alternative is the Mosquito Air Copter, at around $28,000 in the US (http://www.innovator.mosquito.net.nz/mbbs2/boxx/modules/mosquitohelicopters/contact-dealers-air.asp?dealerID=25).
Drats.

[SourPatchKids]

You'll probably need some more charity from your moms and pops :D
Darn.

[SourPatchKids]

My dad got mad at my mom for going too easy on my schoolwork. So I can't go on ISH as often anymore. :(

[D-Rose]

My dad got mad at my mom for going too easy on my schoolwork. So I can't go on ISH as often anymore. :(
Get that shit done with efficiency and then get yo ass on here. :cheers:

[TheSilentKiller]

Last post for the night. + $1.50

[SourPatchKids]

There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
oh snap 3700 posts bitches!

[KDTrey5]

ching ching

[LBJMVP]

There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
oh snap 3700 posts bitches!


gotta just start a conversation... girls are impressed with confidence. just start a conversation and make sure you are able to keep it going.


don't just start a conversation that ends in 30 seconds.... then you make sure it ends on a good note.

then make her laugh... dont f*ck that part up and make a weird joke though.

then you just have to try to talk to her in class for a little while and then move on to talking to her in he cliche...

if she doesn't talk to you after that then you f*cked up.


if you do it right then she will like you, but if you start a flawless converstion and make her really laugh then you got her in the bear trap and she is yours for the taking.

[Batz]

There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
oh snap 3700 posts bitches!
It starts with you, you gotta spark something. Kinda like LBJMVP said, but it doesn't have to be conversation. Can't talk in class? Pass notes. I did that plenty in high-school, trust me, you put something funny or sweet on that note, you're in. Just don't be creepy SPK.

[TheMarkMadsen]

There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
oh snap 3700 posts bitches!


Try catching her on your way to class, strike up a conversation on the way so that when you get in class & can't really talk the "seed" has been planted for that day. While in class try to make a few clever comment (don't over due it) that might make her laugh. Show off your personality & just be yourself.

Be confident, even if you the most insecure person in the world the key is to never let them know that (at least not at first) women love confidence.

Just don't rush it, if you have a class with her every day then you're golden. Make a habit of having a relaxed/fun convo with her before class & when given the moments in class.

She'll start looking forward to that class, and once that happens it'll be easy from there.

Don't be overly flirty though, just enough to let her know that you've noticed her, but you're not sure if she's worth the effort (even if she is)

[SourPatchKids]

if you do it right then she will like you, but if you start a flawless converstion and make her really laugh then you got her in the bear trap and she is yours for the taking.
That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.

[Batz]

That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.
Notes my child. Start with notes.

[SourPatchKids]

Just don't be creepy SPK.
I had one bad experience in middle school that sorta made me less confident talking to girls. Like now I'm too worried about coming off as creepy that I start conversations less. Also I don't smile as often cause my smiles can be kinda creepy.

[SourPatchKids]

Notes my child. Start with notes.
Well first of all I'll look extremely suspicious having a pen out because we do almost all our work on the iPad. Also we sit near the front of the class so it's almost impossible not to get caught.

[TheMarkMadsen]

That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.


Bro the secret is if the convo is getting awkward, call it out. It it's awkward just be like "wow.. im pretty awkward sorry" but say it in a nice way. Use your "smooth" voice. This will break any awkward ice & will most likely make her laugh. She'll see that your not afraid to poke fun at yourself & it's a good way to show off your sense of humor

it's all in the delivery though

[Batz]

Well first of all I'll look extremely suspicious having a pen out because we do almost all our work on the iPad. Also we sit near the front of the class so it's almost impossible not to get caught.
Risk takers. Now you're in buddy, you can't lose. Messages on the iPad? Get creative. Or go start a conversation. I'm only suggesting notes because of your situation and it reminds me of my youth.

Bro the secret is if the convo is getting awkward, call it out. It it's awkward just be like "wow.. im pretty awkward sorry" but say it in a nice way. Use your "smooth" voice. This will break any awkward ice & will most likely make her laugh. She'll see that your not afraid to poke fun at yourself & it's a good way to show off your sense of humor
Don't ever mention how awkward a situation is. Worst ice-breaker, once you say something is awkward, it becomes apparant that everything is actually awkward. But making fun of yourself on purpose = best ice-breaker for sure.

[SourPatchKids]

It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go

[Batz]

It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go
No. Try again.

[SourPatchKids]

No. Try again.
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you

[Batz]

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
Get serious.

[SourPatchKids]

Get serious.
Alrightee. Drop me some lines. Casual conversation ice-breakers. I need to upgrade my word choice.

[SourPatchKids]

This was my ringtone for 2 weeks. The hoes loved it.
We can't have our phones on during school. :(

[Batz]

Alrightee. Drop me some lines. Casual conversation ice-breakers. I need to upgrade my word choice.
Make her laugh.

[SourPatchKids]

If I don't get laid by senior year I'll say it's because my mommy told me never to get a girlfriend until I was rich and successful.

[Batz]

If I don't get laid by senior year I'll say it's because my mommy told me never to get a girlfriend until I was rich and successful.
Make her laugh with a stupid note in the middle of class shit SPK focus.

[LBJMVP]

That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.


dont overthink it....


she sits next to you right?

just walk in and say hey, how are you doing today.

she will answer however she wants, and then you reply with a comment about your day, and then make a funny comment about something goofy your teacher does. (she will instantly relate and laugh)

i can't tell you anymore because the practice converstaion never goes how you played but those lines i gave you are a guarentee.

[SourPatchKids]

Make her laugh with a stupid note in the middle of class shit SPK focus.
What should it be about? Her? me? The teacher/ the class?
or a joke about school in general

[SourPatchKids]

dont overthink it....


she sits next to you right?

just walk in and say hey, how are you doing today.

she will answer however she wants, and then you reply with a comment about your day, and then make a funny comment about something goofy your teacher does. (she will instantly relate and laugh)

i can't tell you anymore because the practice converstaion never goes how you played but those lines i gave you are a guarentee.
Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.

[SourPatchKids]

You n!ggas have iPads in school? :biggums:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/be97a2e3-7f7b-4467-87e8-5118cb9f3f87.gif

[LBJMVP]

Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.


the first two lines are a easy.

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree



the rest is up to you.

[Batz]

What should it be about? Her? me? The teacher/ the class?
or a joke about school in general
I can't say. We can't say. We can't tell you what to say, we can just help you in areas such as on what to do. It's up to you really. Class/Teacher are the easy target. Don't ever make fun of her, don't ever make fun of her.

Repeat it. Type it out three times, and say it out loud ten times just so you don't screw this up. You don't ever make fun of her.

[SourPatchKids]

Expectations:

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree

Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/345/2/4/profile_picture_by_bulbapokerfaceplz-d4iv1r7.png

[Batz]

My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.


But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.

[LBJMVP]

Expectations:

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree

Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/345/2/4/profile_picture_by_bulbapokerfaceplz-d4iv1r7.png



if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.


you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.

she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.

if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.

"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher

[SourPatchKids]

The good thing is that in her eyes, I'm more attractive than 95% of the class. Which isn't saying much because the class is filled with super smart little Indian kids. But Today she came in late, took one look at the desks available, and sat down next to me. Unfortunately, we barely even talked. Hard work just to make it to the eye contact phase.

[LBJMVP]

My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.


But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.


yup, it really is easy to start the conversation...




just find a way to get a good laugh.... not a, i can't believe this guy just say that laugh, but a good laugh

[SourPatchKids]

if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.


you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.

she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.

if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.

"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher
Alright ƒuck it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.


One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?

[Batz]

Alright **** it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.


One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?
Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!

Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.

[SourPatchKids]

Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!

Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.
She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.

[Batz]

She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.
Yeah see if you say that, that is creepy.

[LBJMVP]

[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alright

[LBJMVP]

She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.


just think about saying

"hey, you smell like apples and lemons"

to a girl.

just doesn't work.

[SourPatchKids]

Yeah see if you say that, that is creepy.
"You smell nice" worked in middle school. Should I stick with that or "Hey you smell real nice" "Mmm someone smells good!" but make it kinda obvious i'm talking about her.

[Batz]

"You smell nice" worked in middle school. Should I stick with that or "Hey you smell real nice" "Mmm someone smells good!" but make it kinda obvious i'm talking about her.
I can't teach you my scent trick.

Mainly because I don't wanna type it up. My root canal pain is getting worse by the minute.

[LBJMVP]

"You smell nice" worked in middle school. Should I stick with that or "Hey you smell real nice" "Mmm someone smells good!" but make it kinda obvious i'm talking about her.



i dont know... it honestly depends on the girl.

"hey, you smell nice" could work on one girl, but may not work on another.

[SourPatchKids]

With that stream of relationship advice, we've almost hit $500. :pimp:

[Batz]

i dont know... it honestly depends on the girl.

"hey, you smell nice" could work on one girl, but may not work on another.
It's about the delivery moreso than the line itself.

[SourPatchKids]

Girls are like puzzles.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50336_149104805129984_8843_n.jpg

[LBJMVP]

It's about the delivery moreso than the line itself.


definitely. that line could either be taken as extemely weird/extremely cool but it all depends on the delivery.

[SourPatchKids]

What the

[Stuckey]

is this thread legit?

i'm from Hubei myself

[niko]

Where's Godzuki? Someone insult him. These kinds in china will have MSG before the thread is done. :lol i kid...

but seriously people, start arguing.