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PleezeBelieve
09-23-2012, 09:19 AM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JnGRQ9nt3HI/UFkBL0FlK3I/AAAAAAAAAMk/itT2gDxBFvY/s1024/IMAG0306.jpg


Now that this is established, what should I do about it? How should I direct her life knowing she will be a downright gorgeous individual? I'm 6'4 and her mom is 5'9 so most people say I should get her into modeling but I'm not quite sure that's a BIG enough aspiration. I'm thinking I want her to be put in a position to attain a more far-ranging, wider impact that just a face on a picture or television.

Politics?

Nun?

Educator?

Hmmm... help me out here....

millwad
09-23-2012, 09:30 AM
Wow, she is gorgeus! Beauitful eyes!
Your only concerns should be her wide nose and big forehead and that she becomes mentally challenged, just like you.

StateProperty
09-23-2012, 09:39 AM
The first 2 posts in here prove red/green rep mean nothing on ISH

Lebowsky
09-23-2012, 10:04 AM
If she's got your genes you'd put her in special education.

Nothing against the kid though.

DCL
09-23-2012, 10:10 AM
If she's got your genes you'd put her in special education.



dude, that was uncalled for but u made me spit my food out. :lol

DukeDelonte13
09-23-2012, 10:18 AM
A buddy of mine's wife set their daughter up doing some modeling for kids toys. She got chosen to be on the box of some toy and made a bit of money for the college savings account. Not a bad idea if it pans out.

alenleomessi
09-23-2012, 10:21 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mj3nrXSF1qlwzh9o1_400.png

millwad
09-23-2012, 10:26 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mj3nrXSF1qlwzh9o1_400.png

Their foreheads look the same but her nose is bigger.

RaininTwos
09-23-2012, 10:32 AM
You can't really compare a childs head to an adults head...the child is going to grow and your perception will change.

Qwyjibo
09-23-2012, 10:43 AM
The first 2 posts in here prove red/green rep mean nothing on ISH
Small sample size. One non-idiotic post doesn't change things. Red, well deserved.

Scholar
09-23-2012, 10:51 AM
Okay...

All I'm going to say is that your daughter is definitely adorable, but why the **** would you share her picture on here? You're a weirdo. This isn't a site full of parents wanting to talk about their kids, man.

You wanna share pictures of your daughter & discuss parenting? Go here (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=parenting+forums)



By the way, I'm pretty sure my daughter is well on her way of becoming the most gorgeous woman in the world, but you won't see me post pictures of her.

Scholar
09-23-2012, 10:53 AM
Oh, and just because I'm a smart ass:


I think the little girl holding your daughter is way cuter.

Clutch
09-23-2012, 10:59 AM
If she's got your genes you'd put her in special education.

Nothing against the kid though.
OP got owned :roll: :roll: :roll:

Draz
09-23-2012, 12:16 PM
Your wifes shemale genes seem to show very fine.

SCREWstonRockets
09-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Aint nobody want to see your ugly kid. Stop whoring your kid out on the Internet. And why would you have it where somebody else's kid holding yours?

Bucket_Nakedz
09-23-2012, 12:23 PM
watch when she hits 14

Rysio
09-23-2012, 12:29 PM
didnt know dwade posts on here.

tomtucker
09-23-2012, 12:55 PM
Wow, she is gorgeus! Beauitful eyes!
Your only concerns should be her wide nose and big forehead and that she becomes mentally challenged, just like you.
:eek:

B-Low
09-23-2012, 12:56 PM
Come on people don't talk shit about the dude's daughter. She's honestly adorable. Don't take it out on her just cuz her dad's just....awful.

knickballer
09-23-2012, 01:03 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/16andpregnantcard.png

tomtucker
09-23-2012, 01:04 PM
The first 2 posts in here prove red/green rep mean nothing on ISH

for sure , i keep getting random negged by a deaf person apperently....keep getting these negs with : "deaf people hater, hope you meet the big d*ck, raper"


.
what da fukk.......when have i talked about deaf people :wtf: .....
.

Balla_Status
09-23-2012, 01:06 PM
You're gonna be one of those parents...**** those type of parents. Your kid isn't special. Don't take her to the movies.

tomtucker
09-23-2012, 01:25 PM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JnGRQ9nt3HI/UFkBL0FlK3I/AAAAAAAAAMk/itT2gDxBFvY/s1024/IMAG0306.jpg


Now that this is established, what should I do about it? How should I direct her life knowing she will be a downright gorgeous individual? I'm 6'4 and her mom is 5'9 so most people say I should get her into modeling but I'm not quite sure that's a BIG enough aspiration. I'm thinking I want her to be put in a position to attain a more far-ranging, wider impact that just a face on a picture or television.

Politics?

Nun?

Educator?

Hmmm... help me out here....
repped , she is beautiful....bet she has great hearing too......you know great genes make for kids with good hearing...congrats my man.............:applause:

blablabla
09-23-2012, 01:28 PM
Dibs

Raz
09-23-2012, 01:42 PM
Come on people don't talk shit about the dude's daughter. She's honestly adorable. Don't take it out on her just cuz her dad's just....awful.

Well put. There are some horrible human beings on ISH.

millwad
09-23-2012, 02:02 PM
Well put. There are some horrible human beings on ISH.

Says the guy who cheered over the possibility that Godzuki's dad may be dead.. :facepalm

Such a lame hypocrite..

oh the horror
09-23-2012, 02:11 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/16andpregnantcard.png



This made me laugh out loud.




Very cute little girl though.

Myth
09-23-2012, 02:13 PM
She was pretty good on The Cosby Show.

nathanjizzle
09-23-2012, 03:20 PM
yea shes pretty, probably grow up to be a descent good human being, but i dotn see much for her occupation besides a government job.

tomtucker
09-23-2012, 04:15 PM
Garbage removed

JtotheIzzo
09-23-2012, 04:17 PM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JnGRQ9nt3HI/UFkBL0FlK3I/AAAAAAAAAMk/itT2gDxBFvY/s1024/IMAG0306.jpg


Now that this is established, what should I do about it? How should I direct her life knowing she will be a downright gorgeous individual? I'm 6'4 and her mom is 5'9 so most people say I should get her into modeling but I'm not quite sure that's a BIG enough aspiration. I'm thinking I want her to be put in a position to attain a more far-ranging, wider impact that just a face on a picture or television.

Politics?

Nun?

Educator?

Hmmm... help me out here....

Congratulations on having such a beautiful girl. Don't worry about any of that, teach her to make good decisions and be supportive in whatever she decides to do.

It is fun to be cynical on these forums, but it is also really nice to see a parent truly in love with their child.:applause:

millwad
09-23-2012, 04:18 PM
she is so beautiful.....she will turn into a great girl........not like that filthy slut of a deaf girl i met saturday night.......damm, i scull****ed that bitch good, put my dick in her useless ear and filled it with ***........stupid deaf ****.......

Being deaf is not something you should joke about, especially when the deaf person in this case your own younger sister..

Freaking idiot.

b1imtf
09-23-2012, 04:35 PM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JnGRQ9nt3HI/UFkBL0FlK3I/AAAAAAAAAMk/itT2gDxBFvY/s1024/IMAG0306.jpg


Now that this is established, what should I do about it? How should I direct her life knowing she will be a downright gorgeous individual? I'm 6'4 and her mom is 5'9 so most people say I should get her into modeling but I'm not quite sure that's a BIG enough aspiration. I'm thinking I want her to be put in a position to attain a more far-ranging, wider impact that just a face on a picture or television.

Politics?

Nun?

Educator?

Hmmm... help me out here....
Nun

d.bball.guy
09-23-2012, 04:37 PM
Oh, and just because I'm a smart ass:


I think the little girl holding your daughter is way cuter.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: This post and the other ones too :roll: :roll:

Raz
09-23-2012, 04:38 PM
Says the guy who cheered over the possibility that Godzuki's dad may be dead.. :facepalm

Such a lame hypocrite..

You know what, go **** yourself, man. You're the nastiest piece of shit poster on ISH.

LJJ
09-23-2012, 04:43 PM
Cute kid. I'm sure she takes after her mother. :D And I hope she grows up to have better taste than her moms.

millwad
09-23-2012, 04:47 PM
You know what, go **** yourself, man. You're the nastiest piece of shit poster on ISH.

Nasty?
You're the freaking guy who cheered over the possibility that Godzuki's dad was dead, all because some silly internet beef.

You're a worthless piece of crap..

johndeeregreen
09-23-2012, 05:30 PM
Come on people don't talk shit about the dude's daughter. She's honestly adorable. Don't take it out on her just cuz her dad's just....awful.
This. Obviously OP is a ****ing dipshit but that's where it should end, no reason to go after his family. Even though even someone as delusional as him should know that's what the likely outcome of making this thread was.

Cute kid.

magictricked
09-23-2012, 05:34 PM
Cute kid.

Very cute kid.

PB you take good care of her.

Stuckey
09-23-2012, 05:37 PM
cute fivehead

GOBB
09-23-2012, 05:51 PM
But but but PB is some 15yr old indian kid. Its possible why would anyone deny it? Its logical as well. He's been exposed on FB group page. Its funny to see idiots think PB isnt the exposed indian kid. :rolleyes:

I'm going to bump that thread and clown each poster in a short while. Nitwits

SourPatchKids
09-23-2012, 05:54 PM
But but but PB is some 15yr old indian kid. Its possible why would anyone deny it? Its logical as well. He's been exposed on FB group page. Its funny to see idiots think PB isnt the exposed indian kid. :rolleyes:

I'm going to bump that thread and clown each poster in a short while. Nitwits
Do it.

EnoughSaid
09-23-2012, 06:13 PM
I don't know how she's still smiling after hearing your shitty ass rapping in person. :facepalm

nathanjizzle
09-23-2012, 08:35 PM
ears to pointy.

shaq2000
09-23-2012, 08:38 PM
I don't know how she's still smiling after hearing your shitty ass rapping in person. :facepalm

I read that as an "ass raping in prison" at first. :oldlol:

rezznor
09-23-2012, 09:29 PM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JnGRQ9nt3HI/UFkBL0FlK3I/AAAAAAAAAMk/itT2gDxBFvY/s1024/IMAG0306.jpg


.
15years later...

http://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ravenkanye.jpg

jbot
09-23-2012, 10:11 PM
cute.

G-Funk
09-24-2012, 12:51 AM
http://justmewith.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/maury.jpg

Jello
09-24-2012, 01:12 AM
"I got 99 problems, but a beautiful daughter ain't one"




Now that this is established, what should I do about it? How should I direct her life knowing she will be a downright gorgeous individual? I'm 6'4 and her mom is 5'9 so most people say I should get her into modeling but I'm not quite sure that's a BIG enough aspiration. I'm thinking I want her to be put in a position to attain a more far-ranging, wider impact that just a face on a picture or television.

Politics?

Nun?

Educator?

Hmmm... help me out here....
Minimize interaction with your daughter. Your influence will be the bane of her success.

MetsPackers
09-24-2012, 01:47 AM
Your daughter is completely average and there is absolutely nothing that suggests that she will ever be the most beautiful woman in the world, let alone above average. You should be wishing things like good health and healthy relationships instead of making these claims. My prediction - never breaks top 2 billion

yo
yo **** this shit im goin in *****
yo **** this little girl with a face like a squirrel
you think you the baddest bitch in the whole world?
Bitch Pleeze. These nuts? I wouldnt letcha sneeze on these
I bust out 2 dollars and you getting on your knees
Got a forehead bigger than lebron and angelina jolie
But youll prolly end up looking more like Ed Reed!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh

tomtucker
09-24-2012, 03:05 AM
Being deaf is not something you should joke about, especially when the deaf person in this case your own younger sister..

Freaking idiot.

so it is you that keeps anoynmous negging me, you deaf swedish ****** ........show us some pictures form Texas A&M.......I wanna see your room number too.......... gonna be fun :applause:

Lamar Doom
09-24-2012, 03:25 AM
this is why I sometimes wonder if there shouldn't be some sort of merit test to become a parent. perfectly cute kid, probably has plenty of potential, but this f*cking half wit is going to raise her so she's doomed. fingers crossed she runs away early or has some other role models in her life that aren't mental primates. do the right thing PB, put the girl up for adoption and let humans raise her. then chop off your balls and stop spreading your tainted seed on this world

dunksby
09-24-2012, 03:33 AM
US members gotta call CPS on his ass and attach PB's legendary posts I'm sure officials will take proper action :lol

MetsPackers
09-24-2012, 03:51 AM
In other news, the word shit is no longer censored. Thank you south park

Bandito
09-24-2012, 03:56 AM
Dude you daughter is cute but for the love of anything that is sacred give her a chance to be a smart human being and don't spoil her. Americans girls are so spoiled is like they can't do shit by themselves lol

Jasi
09-24-2012, 04:21 AM
She was pretty good on The Cosby Show.

This.
Are we two the only ones that noticed it?

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/10/04/entertainment/photos_stories/cropped/01_mov--500x380.jpg

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020321/123458__cosby_l.jpg

millwad
09-24-2012, 05:04 AM
so it is you that keeps anoynmous negging me, you deaf swedish ****** ........show us some pictures form Texas A&M.......I wanna see your room number too.......... gonna be fun :applause:

How many accounts do you own?

Why do you want pictures from me? Post some pictures of your pathetic life as a troll instead, and I wanna see your room number too.......... gonna be fun :applause

Raz
09-24-2012, 09:20 AM
millwad is on ignore, so I can only assume he is posting Texas A&M pictures finally? :roll: :roll: :roll:

millwad
09-24-2012, 10:08 AM
millwad is on ignore, so I can only assume he is posting Texas A&M pictures finally? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Yeah, like the last time I was on ignore and you responded in a matter of seconds.. :facepalm

It's funny, I'm on your ignore list but you're the poster who replies to my posts the most and also you're the poster who mentions me the most. I don't know why you're even so butthurt, you've basically been writing replies to me in a majority of the threads I've participated in since you got yourself a new ISH-account and suddenly I am on your ignore list and you still write about me?

And what's your obsession with me posting pictures of myself and the university I go to? Ain't the pictures you posted of your ugly girlfriend enough?

Raz posted a picture of his ugly girlfriend and then I quoted that text and he went all paranoid and he sent me plenty of PM's about how I MUST delete my quote..

It's funny, you think this is a site where you should promote yourself to the fullest, like when you first activated your new account you were spamming that Twitter-page of yours and you felt offended everytime when people didn't know a crap about your old account "Ced", when you were spamming about your ISH-history. Then you started to post pictures of yourself and your girlfriend..

Dude, it's a basketball site, not a dating site or Razhoops.com, get a life.. :facepalm

What's the saddest is the fact that you have plenty of alt-accounts, I've been getting negged like crazy in replies that were directed to you. And it's troll negs, people with basically no rep and you use other posters nicknames like "GOBB" and "CF86" when you write them pathetic comments.. :facepalm

Raz
09-24-2012, 11:53 AM
What's the saddest is the fact that you have plenty of alt-accounts, I've been getting negged like crazy in replies that were directed to you. And it's troll negs, people with basically no rep and you use other posters nicknames like "GOBB" and "CF86" when you write them pathetic comments.. :facepalm

That happens because you're a sad ****, and most of the posters here think you should probably just **** off and die somewhere in a little corner by yourself.

Out of all the posters in ISHtory, you are by FAR the nastiest piece of shit. I have no problem being harsh to you, because you are a terrible human being who deserves to be treated like shit.

I may not be the best poster on this site, but I try an contribute to the best of my abilities. I make bonds with people here, and I start interesting discussions. You troll everyone, make nasty comments about all, and you seem to stalk anyone who disagrees with you. I haven't seen you say something nice here to anyone, and you are an ungrateful ****. You are extremely negative, and I'd be surprised to see that you have real life friends if you act like this in real life.

While travelling, everyone I have met from Sweden were great stand up people. You give Swedes a terrible name on ISH. Complaining about the US etc. **** off out of the country then, you entitled prick.

RANT OVER

niko
09-24-2012, 12:08 PM
PB your daughter is really cute but i question the logic of putting her out there because you know people are going to say nasty stupid things.

ace23
09-24-2012, 12:12 PM
US members gotta call CPS on his ass and attach PB's legendary posts I'm sure officials will take proper action :lol
:roll:

millwad
09-24-2012, 12:29 PM
That happens because you're a sad ****, and most of the posters here think you should probably just **** off and die somewhere in a little corner by yourself.


It's a forum you idiot, and it's about basketball and no one gives a **** about anyone. You actually think you're some beloved poster who people give a damn about, you're not. You're just as random as everyone else even though you try so extremely hard with your 30 post per day average to bond with people like there's some dating forum.



Out of all the posters in ISHtory, you are by FAR the nastiest piece of shit. I have no problem being harsh to you, because you are a terrible human being who deserves to be treated like shit.


Haha, nasty piece of shit? You don't know, you have no idea who I am and what I stand for. You have as little clue about who I am and what I stand for as I do regarding you. You stalked me to begin with and you replied to every post I wrote and I didn't bother at first but you were getting more and more annoying. And suddenly I was on your ignore list and I don't want to know why because you're reply was beyond retarded. If you actually dislike someone it's a good start to not reply in a majority of that posters posts.



I may not be the best poster on this site, but I try an contribute to the best of my abilities. I make bonds with people here, and I start interesting discussions. You troll everyone, make nasty comments about all, and you seem to stalk anyone who disagrees with you. I haven't seen you say something nice here to anyone, and you are an ungrateful ****. You are extremely negative, and I'd be surprised to see that you have real life friends if you act like this in real life.


Contribute? You're the same guy who cheered over the fact that Godzuki's dad may be dead. You're an ass.

You're acting like you are some good poster with great respect for everyone, I had no idea who you were before you started to basically hunt me and reply to every post I wrote and you write arrogant replies to everyone.

I have been nice to way more than what you have, in fact, when you say that I write nasty comments to ALL? Who is "all"?

And don't worry, I have plenty of friends and a good looking girlfriend, not like your ugly girlfriend who's looks you're ashamed of.. And if you'd have friends you wouldn't act like this forum is some dating site and you wouldn't be online 24/7 with your 30 post per day average.. :facepalm

And stalk? Do you remember that you stalked Godzuki like a possessed person just a few days ago? You even out'd some random koreans and you looked up auto body shops in that era with korean owners.. You're really lame.. :facepalm



While travelling, everyone I have met from Sweden were great stand up people. You give Swedes a terrible name on ISH. Complaining about the US etc. **** off out of the country then, you entitled prick.

RANT OVER

Complaining about the US? You obviously don't have a brain, you're like the person who called me a "jew hater" because I discussed the politics of Israel. I have never written that I dislike the US, in fact, I love it here and why the hell should I get the **** out because I am against certain events the government were behind. I am against plenty of stuff the swedish officials have done through out history as well, should people be ignorant and dumb like you? Wrong doings are not ok and it doesn't matter if it's your own country or some other county.

Nice rant.

Raz
09-24-2012, 12:41 PM
This message is hidden because millwad is on your ignore list.

Great post. Repped. Would read again.

tomtucker
09-24-2012, 01:17 PM
millwad is on ignore, so I can only assume he is posting Texas A&M pictures finally? :roll: :roll: :roll:

nope !

imdaman99
09-24-2012, 01:29 PM
cute kid, better make sure she's not a cavs fan. and make sure ur a good dad to her, otherwise she'll end up bein a video hoe or even worse, stripper/pornstar.

Nevaeh
09-24-2012, 03:43 PM
This.
Are we two the only ones that noticed it?

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/10/04/entertainment/photos_stories/cropped/01_mov--500x380.jpg

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020321/123458__cosby_l.jpg

I was actually thinking she looks more like this sitcom star:





http://www.sitcomsonline.com/840114.jpg

Which means she'll actually look like this, in her 30s:

http://showtimesays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/emanuell-lewis-home.jpg

PleezeBelieve
09-24-2012, 05:21 PM
I appreciate the feedback. I think the consensus is she has a rare type of beauty. One that captivates upon first sight. I can't tell you how many times people have stopped me to compliment me regarding my daughter. A lot has to do with her eyes and defined cheekbones. But you all have to remember she will have a sensational physique in addition to athletic gene makeup, in large part due to me. Her mom is naturally pretty but I have the intelligence that could carry her a long way.

Again, this is my situation. I don't want her to be satisfied with the attention she's sure to get down the road. That wasn't good enough for me nor should that be the good enough for her.

tomtucker
09-24-2012, 05:53 PM
I appreciate the feedback. I think the consensus is she has a rare type of beauty. One that captivates upon first sight. I can't tell you how many times people have stopped me to compliment me regarding my daughter. A lot has to do with her eyes and defined cheekbones. But you all have to remember she will have a sensational physique in addition to athletic gene makeup, in large part due to me. Her mom is naturally pretty but I have the intelligence that could carry her a long way.

Again, this is my situation. I don't want her to be satisfied with the attention she's sure to get down the road. That wasn't good enough for me nor should that be the good enough for her.

so i guess you will push her to become an athlete........in what sport ?

artex
09-25-2012, 01:02 AM
Junk removed

artex
09-25-2012, 01:03 AM
you should record her whining n put it in ur next song like jay-z