Meticode's 25,000 Post Thread

[Meticode]

I'll make this short.

1.) All the pictures I've ever posted saying she was my wife are fake. Am I married? Yes, but I've never posted a picture of my actual real wife on here. Ever. And no, I will not post any pictures of my real wife.

2.) The pictures of my daughter and I've posted of me are actually of my daughter and I.

3.) Ask or comment on about anything. I will not be offended.

4.) I'm 100% serious in everything I posted above.

[Batz]

I'm here for the well co-ordinated orgy.

[Meticode]

at what age will you tolerate your daughter to have a boyfriend?
I'll cross that bridge once I get to it. It's going to have to be a gauging of her maturity if that ever comes up.

[SourPatchKids]

Meticode, of all the bright stars on InsideHoops, you've managed to shine brighter than the rest of them. Stay golden and may the force be with you.


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[Meticode]

Meticode, of all the bright stars on InsideHoops, you've managed to shine brighter than the rest of them. Stay golden and may the force be with you.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcd883D2B1ra6ve4o1_400.jpg
It looks like a bunch of black turtles jumping a white turtle.

[SourPatchKids]

It looks like a bunch of black turtles jumping a white turtle.
Perfect analogy of this site.

[Stempel, HERB]

How long did you hate your mother for naming you Wayne?

[Patrick Chewing]

Can you PM us pics of your wife?

[Meticode]

How long did you hate your mother for naming you Wayne?
My mother didn't name me. My father named me after his father, who died 2 years before I was born. If my mother named me it would've been Curtis. I like my name also by-the-way.

[Meticode]

Can you PM us pics of your wife?
No. No one on this site will see any pictures of my actual wife.

[IcanzIIravor]

I'll make this short.

1.) All the pictures I've ever posted saying she was my wife are fake. Am I married? Yes, but I've never posted a picture of my actual real wife on here. Ever. And no, I will not post any pictures of my real wife.

2.) The pictures of my daughter and I've posted of me are actually of my daughter and I.

3.) Ask or comment on about anything. I will not be offended.

4.) I'm 100% serious in everything I posted above.

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[Meticode]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/mfw-production/image_post/26/medium/25.jpg
He looks very excited.

[Stempel, HERB]

My mother didn't name me. My father named me after his father, who died 2 years before I was born. If my mother named me it would've been Curtis. I like my name also by-the-way.

:cheers: Excluding sex with women and life, can you list 3 things you're better at than douchewalnuts.

[IcanzIIravor]

I'm shattered. If you're not honest then no one on this mad planet is. I'm shaken to the core.

[Maniak]

my whole life is a lie.

why would you do this to me?

[Meticode]

:cheers: Excluding sex with women and life, can you list 3 things you're better at than douchewalnuts.
I don't know Deuce personally, but I can say this. I look more like a male than he does. While he looks more like a female than I do.

[Meticode]

my whole life is a lie.

why would you do this to me?
Because I honestly don't care about you.

[SourPatchKids]

Meticode has psychic pebbles.

[TheSilentKiller]

Why come clean about the fake wife pictures now?

[IcanzIIravor]

Because I honestly don't care about you.

Damn, now you're mean, too? It's like you're MC Hammer when he went hardcore.

[Meticode]

Why come clean about the fake wife pictures now?
Not sure, I just wanted to. Kind of random I guess.

Also to mention it, I've mentioned that the pictures are fake probably like 5 different times on here. I guess some people took it as me being sarcastic.

[Maniak]

Because I honestly don't care about you.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lttcrjiCyD1qht847.gif

[Meticode]

Damn, now you're mean, too? It's like you're MC Hammer when he went hardcore.
No, just honest.

[TheSilentKiller]

Not sure, I just wanted to. Kind of random I guess.

Also to mention it, I've mentioned that the pictures are fake probably like 5 different times on here. I guess some people took it as me being sarcastic.
Fair enough. Can't blame you for not wanting to post the real deal. You've always been a good poster, grats on the 25k mark :cheers:

[IcanzIIravor]

No, just honest.

So this is the real Meticode and not that lovable guy so many fell for. You're no longer the Cliff Huxtable of this site. :cry:

[MetsPackers]

In other words, your wife is unattractive so you put up pictures of a better looking woman to impress people on ISH. You were probably trilled when people said they would bang your wife, when in reality you dont have to worry about that :roll:

Theres nothing shameful about not wanting to post your wifes picture online, but posting another womans pictures and saying thats your wife? Thats loser status. Come clean meticode, your wifes a dog :roll: :roll:

Parentts probably saw her and were like :biggums:

[Meticode]

In other words, your wife is unattractive so you put up pictures of a better looking woman to impress people on ISH. You were probably trilled when people said they would bang your wife, when in reality you dont have to worry about that :roll:

Theres nothing shameful about not wanting to post your wifes picture online, but posting another womans pictures and saying thats your wife? Thats loser status. Come clean meticode, your wifes a dog :roll: :roll:

Parentts probably saw her and were like :biggums:
I hate to agree with pretty much everything you said. My parents love her though. Well actually I don't know about my dad, I haven't spoken to him in about 10 years.

[ihoopallday]

:wtf: damn, I actually thought you were being truthful about your wife. Oh well.

[IcanzIIravor]

In other words, your wife is unattractive so you put up pictures of a better looking woman to impress people on ISH. You were probably trilled when people said they would bang your wife, when in reality you dont have to worry about that :roll:

Theres nothing shameful about not wanting to post your wifes picture online, but posting another womans pictures and saying thats your wife? Thats loser status. Come clean meticode, your wifes a dog :roll: :roll:

Parentts probably saw her and were like :biggums:

He has a good looking kid and it certainly isn't because of him, obviously. :D

I don't think anyone who loves their wife/gf will post their pics on here for a bunch of guys to critique and jack off too. Hell with some of the critiques on this site about women you'd think we would all be dating super models.

[Stuckey]

how boring is your city to average 14 post per day for 4 years or do you work in an office?

[Fawker]

do you really believe your wife is hotter than all the celebs you dismissed?

[rufuspaul]

In the last post that you directed at me you called me a bitch. It shattered my world. I now can't eat or sleep. I never leave the house. How do you live with yourself?

[ukballer]

How much do you hate LeBron, if at all?

[millwad]

So Meticode has been posting random pics of some girl and claimed that it was wife for years?

Weird guy..

[Meticode]

how boring is your city to average 14 post per day for 4 years or do you work in an office?
I do work in a office setting, but if you don't drink in this city (especially on the weekends) it can get pretty boring. And it's actually worse than what you posted. The first year after I registered I think I posted like 20 times in a whole year. So my post per day are probably more like 17 the last 3 years.

[Meticode]

So Meticode has been posting random pics of some girl and claimed that it was wife for years?

Weird guy..
Girls actually. I think I posted 3 different girls on here who looked somewhat similar and every time most people didn't even notice. I'm so insignificant.

[Meticode]

do you really believe your wife is hotter than all the celebs you dismissed?
No, but she is more attractive to me than all those celebrities. That's a whole different story though.

[Meticode]

In the last post that you directed at me you called me a bitch. It shattered my world. I now can't eat or sleep. I never leave the house. How do you live with yourself?
I take it day by day.

[Meticode]

How much do you hate LeBron, if at all?
I don't hate him. Hoping for someone not to succeed can be taken as hate though. The past is done. Move on.

[Overdrive]

I think it's great that you posted fake pics. Never seen 'em, but I certainly wouldn't post pictures of my wife, if I had one. People on this site are total idiots when it comes to women.

Doesn't matter how your wife looks aslong as you love her.

Does she know that you posted fake pics? Would be great if she laughed her ass off about those guys jerking to the pics.

[Meticode]

I think it's great that you posted fake pics. Never seen 'em, but I certainly wouldn't post pictures of my wife, if I had one. People on this site are total idiots when it comes to women.

Doesn't matter how your wife looks aslong as you love her.

Does she know that you posted fake pics? Would be great if she laughed her ass off about those guys jerking to the pics.
I don't know if she knows. I've never told her, but she's never brought it up to me.

[Bandito]

How is it that you post pics of your daughter and not your wife?

[Meticode]

How is it that you post pics of your daughter and not your wife?
I don't have an answer for that question unfortunately.

[LamarOdom]

You come back when your daughter is 18then.

[Bigsmoke]

**looks for Clippersfan**

[Scholar]

I don't have an answer for that question unfortunately.

I'm going to go Riddler on your ass and claim a conspiracy theory here:

You posted pictures of your wife. People have hounded you on the 'wife' topic for years now. You're tired of the attention.
Now you're trying to get everyone to believe you've been lying all these years because you're an internet troll who lies about his life, like any other. Why else would a grown man post pics of his daughter on a message board frequented by mostly young males but not post pics of his wife? Are you trying to appeal to the pedos on here but not the natural perverts? At the same time, I don't remember ever seeing you in any of those pictures with your "wife," so maybe you are lying.

Also, George Bush was in on it the whole time.

If what I said isn't true, then you've disappointed me thoroughly.

[Meticode]

You come back when your daughter is 18then.
Why?

[Meticode]

I'm going to go Riddler on your ass and claim a conspiracy theory here:

You posted pictures of your wife. People have hounded you on the 'wife' topic for years now. You're tired of the attention.
Now you're trying to get everyone to believe you've been lying all these years because you're an internet troll who lies about his life, like any other. Why else would a grown man post pics of his daughter on a message board frequented by mostly young males but not post pics of his wife? Are you trying to appeal to the pedos on here but not the natural perverts? At the same time, I don't remember ever seeing you in any of those pictures with your "wife," so maybe you are lying.

Also, George Bush was in on it the whole time.

If what I said isn't true, then you've disappointed me thoroughly.
I posted some pictures years ago with a man and woman saying it was me and my wife, nothing of those were true. Then I started posting pictures of my fake wife and me separately. No one really noticed. When people were making fun of my "beard" and my sweater, that really wasn't me. The pictures I've posted more recently (with the bad hairline) is me.

[winwin]

You come back when your daughter is 18then.
you suck the *** out of a dead **** ass

Tell me - What hasn't your mother sucked ?

[Meticode]

you suck the *** out of a dead **** ass

Tell me - What hasn't your mother sucked ?
English isn't your native language is it?

[Stuckey]

anyways congrats on 25k

I wonder if i'll ever achieve that landmark in my lifetime

[Bandito]

anyways congrats on 25k

I wonder if i'll ever achieve that landmark in my lifetime
at my pace it may take me like 24 years lol.

[rufuspaul]

What is the wind speed velocity of a laden swallow?

[Bandito]

What is the wind speed velocity of a laden swallow?
http://askville.amazon.com/average-air-speed-velocity-laden-swallow/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=2434621

[CarlosBoozer]

Congrats! :cheers: :banana: