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therammingman
10-10-2012, 01:57 AM
??

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 01:59 AM
Tears of joy :applause:

coin24
10-10-2012, 02:00 AM
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

M.Bustly15A5RU8
10-10-2012, 02:01 AM
Hopefully his retarded fans will settle down a notch.

coin24
10-10-2012, 02:02 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

KDthunderup
10-10-2012, 02:02 AM
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
A whole lot of this

G-Funk
10-10-2012, 02:03 AM
Basketball without Kobe is like porn without women.

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 02:04 AM
Basketball without Kobe is like porn without women.

This guy here associates Kobe with porn :biggums: :biggums:

coin24
10-10-2012, 02:05 AM
Basketball without Kobe is like porn without women.

So amazing for Bronzey stans??:confusedshrug: :lol

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 02:06 AM
So amazing for Bronzey stans??:confusedshrug: :lol

He's the one who associates Kobe with porn :biggums:

DuMa
10-10-2012, 02:06 AM
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/boratgroupdance5is.gif

coin24
10-10-2012, 02:07 AM
He's the one who associates Kobe with porn :biggums:

Cant blame him... Kobe is just so damn hot..(full homo) (would let impregnate):lol

therammingman
10-10-2012, 02:07 AM
will people start to compare the new guys to kobe instead of mj?

therammingman
10-10-2012, 02:08 AM
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/boratgroupdance5is.gif

i love this clip

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 02:08 AM
Cant blame him... Kobe is just so damn hot..(full homo) (would let impregnate):lol

The scary thing is I would take that **** seriously from 50% of the people on this board :coleman:

d.bball.guy
10-10-2012, 02:15 AM
Gawdbe = GOAT

Kobetards will still be around just like how Jordantards are here.

I<3NBA
10-10-2012, 02:23 AM
Gawdbe = GOAT

Kobetards will still be around just like how Jordantards are here.
hopefully, they won't be as obnoxious.

SourPatchKids
10-10-2012, 02:26 AM
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/boratgroupdance5is.gif
swerve

TheBigVeto
10-10-2012, 02:27 AM
Hopefully his retarded fans will settle down a notch.

This.

Legends66NBA7
10-10-2012, 02:29 AM
Game goes on for me.

It'll be sad day for any basketball fan, just like it was for all the other all-time greats who retired, but you've got keep watching the future of this league and see the new talent on the horizon.

I can't speak for anybody else, I'm sure they'll feel some what similar on how I feel about this too.

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 02:30 AM
Game goes on for me.

It'll be sad day for any basketball fan, just like it was for all the other all-time greats who retired, but you've got keep watching the future of this league and see the new talent on the horizon.

I can't speak for anybody else, I'm sure they'll feel some what similar on how I feel about this too.

:no:

EoJ
10-10-2012, 02:30 AM
He'll be back a year after he retires and continue playing a season or two.

Noob Saibot
10-10-2012, 02:32 AM
When Kobe retires...Insidehoops will die! (in my Shao Kahn voice)

TheBigVeto
10-10-2012, 02:33 AM
Basketball without Kobe is like world without violence, hunger and suffering

FTFY, it will be a good thing. Trust me.

Quickening
10-10-2012, 03:26 AM
http://images.japemonster.com/2012/05/simpsons-gifs-milhouse-suicide.gif

mariodeathgrip
10-10-2012, 03:33 AM
Ish posters will realize they wasted their lives for nothing and have a second chance of a real life!! And can do anything they want to!!! :lo:rockon: l

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 04:44 AM
With Kobe retired, the Lebron kids won't need to be on here 24/7 anymore, with their ridiculous theories. So....they'll leave and got back to watching Disney Channel

Doranku
10-10-2012, 06:42 AM
Tears of joy :applause:

^Not a real basketball fan.

KOBE143
10-10-2012, 07:38 AM
The nba will never be the same again without the Lord Almighty Gawd Black Mamba.. The day he retire will be the saddest moment in the history of basketball.. We should give tribute to him and make it a holiday in respect to his greatness and inimitable contribution for the game of basketball.. We worthless fans are not worthy of his greatness..

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Glide2keva
10-10-2012, 08:16 AM
That will be the first day of a lifelong trip of even more overrating than he enjoys now.

Overdrive
10-10-2012, 08:20 AM
Remember what happened when Take That broke up?

stax
10-10-2012, 09:50 AM
There'll be a mass Kobetard frenzy and a dozen Lakers threads on the front page. Same as any other day on ISH really...

JohnnySic
10-10-2012, 10:02 AM
Meh......he will fade away before he retires anyway.

jjayfive
10-10-2012, 12:27 PM
love or hate him, you have to appreciate what his career and his contribution...

AlphaWolf24
10-10-2012, 12:43 PM
His Mind and Body might retire....

His soul will live for ever...

For those who do not remember...

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kobe-bryant-8-dunk1.jpg

This Picture was the face of Insidehoops (literally and figuratively on the banner at the top of the main page during ISH's birth)

he is part of ISH and will live on inside us all....:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

therammingman
10-10-2012, 12:48 PM
His Mind and Body might retire....

His soul will live for ever...

For those who do not remember...

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kobe-bryant-8-dunk1.jpg

This Picture was the face of Insidehoops (literally and figuratively on the banner at the top of the main page during ISH's birth)

he is part of ISH and will live on inside us all....:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

why doesn't he drop weight back to this size?

ShawnieMac06
10-10-2012, 12:51 PM
The Kobe dick-riders, at least those in SoCal, will hop on the Clipper bandwagon, while the others elsewhere will probably become LeBron dick-riders or whatever next big superstar that makes it big.

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 12:53 PM
The Kobe dick-riders, at least those in SoCal, will hop on the Clipper bandwagon, while the others elsewhere will probably become LeBron dick-riders or whatever next big superstar that makes it big.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stephen-a-smith-laugh.gif

ShawnieMac06
10-10-2012, 12:57 PM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stephen-a-smith-laugh.gif

You laugh now, but you damn sure know it's true.

The Lakers are the team for the bandwagon sports fan, and everyone knows it.

JellyBean
10-10-2012, 12:58 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 01:03 PM
You laugh now, but you damn sure know it's true.

The Lakers are the team for the bandwagon sports fan, and everyone knows it.

Tell yourself that if it makes you feel better. Trying to call current Laker fans, bandwagoners, even though the Lakers haven't won a title since 2010, just makes you look ret**ded:hammerhead:

ShawnieMac06
10-10-2012, 01:05 PM
Tell yourself that if it makes you feel better. Trying to call current Laker fans, bandwagoners, even though the Lakers haven't won a title since 2010, just makes you look ret**ded:hammerhead:

Whatever, bitch...I stand by what I said.

Umad101
10-10-2012, 01:07 PM
Might as well shut down this place Kobe fans are the only ones really keeping it interesting

hawke812
10-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Kobe does not retire from basketball...

Kobe retires basketball.

You're welcome.

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Whatever, bitch...I stand by what I said.

....then you stand there looking like a ret**d then. Your choice, since a bandwagoner, by definition jumps on when whatever team is winning, and then leaves when that team is losing. Like all the FAKE Cavs fans did the minute Lebron left Cleveland. And now they're FAKE Heat fans.....just like you:applause:

JellyBean
10-10-2012, 01:09 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkc7yvLT9A1qagx30.gif

AlphaWolf24
10-10-2012, 01:14 PM
The Kobe dick-riders, at least those in SoCal, will hop on the Clipper bandwagon, while the others elsewhere will probably become LeBron dick-riders or whatever next big superstar that makes it big.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/JJL24/ei8bdd.gif

NumberSix
10-10-2012, 01:22 PM
Does it matter? Half of them don't even watch basketball. The half that do mostly aren't even Lakers fans.

ShawnieMac06
10-10-2012, 01:26 PM
....then you stand there looking like a ret**d then. Your choice, since a bandwagoner, by definition jumps on when whatever team is winning, and then leaves when that team is losing. Like all the FAKE Cavs fans did the minute Lebron left Cleveland. And now they're FAKE Heat fans.....just like you:applause:

First off, let's get it straight now...I've NEVER liked the Cavs at anytime, and I've hated the Heat since the Alonzo Mourning-Tim Hardaway days, and STILL DO.

I'm a Clippers fan (save your ****in jokes) for like 20 years, and I'm damn sure no Johnny-come-lately fan. I've been living in L.A. for 25-plus years, so believe I know what the hell I'm talking about. You're probably a rare Laker fan that's probably gonna stick around post-Kobe. However, I believe what I said is true...you'll see in two years when Kobe does retire, and Howard is already long-gone.

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 01:31 PM
First off, let's get it straight now...I've NEVER liked the Cavs at anytime, and I've hated the Heat since the Alonzo Mourning-Tim Hardaway days, and STILL DO.

I'm a Clippers fan (save your ****in jokes) for like 20 years, and I'm damn sure no Johnny-come-lately fan. I've been living in L.A. for 25-plus years, so believe I know what the hell I'm talking about. You're probably a rare Laker fan that's probably gonna stick around post-Kobe. However, I believe what I said is true...you'll see in two years when Kobe does retire, and Howard is already long-gone.

WOW....so....you're a Clippers fan, who was never a Cavs fans and you supposedly hate the Heat. But yet still you feel COMPELLED to be a Lebron cheerleader? The bandwagonism is strong in this one:lol

AlphaWolf24
10-10-2012, 01:37 PM
First off, let's get it straight now...I've NEVER liked the Cavs at anytime, and I've hated the Heat since the Alonzo Mourning-Tim Hardaway days, and STILL DO.

I'm a Clippers fan (save your ****in jokes) for like 20 years, and I'm damn sure no Johnny-come-lately fan. I've been living in L.A. for 25-plus years, so believe I know what the hell I'm talking about. You're probably a rare Laker fan that's probably gonna stick around post-Kobe. However, I believe what I said is true...you'll see in two years when Kobe does retire, and Howard is already long-gone.


name the Clipper era's then...


(crickets)...the fake clipers fan gotta look up the teams history:lol

ihoopallday
10-10-2012, 01:43 PM
My life will continue to be the same.

BuffaloBill
10-10-2012, 01:55 PM
Maybe the Kobe stans will leave, and if we're lucky, the Lebron stans will leave too since they won't have to ride Lebron's dick nearly as much. But that would only be in a perfect world, where ISH would be left with real basketball fans to discuss basketball.

ShawnieMac06
10-10-2012, 02:26 PM
WOW....so....you're a Clippers fan, who was never a Cavs fans and you supposedly hate the Heat. But yet still you feel COMPELLED to be a Lebron cheerleader? The bandwagonism is strong in this one:lol

I never said I was a LeBron cheerleader...where did you get that idea?

It's no sense arguing with a retard, which is what all Lakers fans are to begin with, you and that bitch AlphaWolf or whatever the **** his/her name is.

I'm done here

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 02:39 PM
I never said I was a LeBron cheerleader...where did you get that idea?

It's no sense arguing with a retard, which is what all Lakers fans are to begin with, you and that bitch AlphaWolf or whatever the **** his/her name is.

I'm done here

.....says the ret**d in the quote above who, for FOR NO REAL REASON, just busts out talking about how Laker/Kobe fans are going to become Lebron fans when Kobe retires. While claiming to NOT be a Lebron fan:lol

Oh, and by the way, at least we're smart enough to rep the Lakers straight up, and not PRETEND to be a fan of another team(Clippers), when it's OBVIOUS you're really a FAKE Heat fan. GTFOH:roll:

KingBeasley08
10-10-2012, 02:43 PM
all the retarded stans will only be around during the off-season.. most will just jump on to some other bandwagon

crisoner
10-10-2012, 02:46 PM
Real B-ball fans will remember a great career.
Kobe has been on my team for a long time. It will be a sad day for me.

AlphaWolf24
10-10-2012, 03:05 PM
Gawdbe = GOAT

Kobetards will still be around just like how Jordantards are here.


It will much worse...we still have 3 - 4 threads a day of " Classic MJ scores 45 points vs Washington Bullets Feb 10 1987"

For Kobe it will be a constant stream of Youtube videos ( since Kobe career is more during the interwebz generation/ Kobe's game is more asthetically pleasing to watch)

pauk
10-10-2012, 03:08 PM
Hopefully some of his delusional fans (not all are like that, but pretty many) will be forced to become reasonable & logical fans and learn to appreciate the guy they were rooting against in honor of Kobe.... if not, then quit watching NBA, because this decade will be all about that guy...

TheMarkMadsen
10-10-2012, 03:11 PM
Hopefully some of his delusional fans (not all are like that, but pretty many) will be forced to become reasonable & logical fans.

http://lans-soapbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Pot_Meet_Kettle.jpg

Legends66NBA7
10-10-2012, 03:15 PM
if not, then quit watching NBA, because this decade will be all about Lebron...

No it's not. I've watched the NBA after Jordan left, after Shaq left, and will continue to do so when guys like Kobe, Garnett, LeBron, Duncan, Dirk, Nash, Wade, etc.... leave the game as well.

The decade/NBA will never be about one player for me. Never has, never will be, even if you want to say Jordan was the king of the 90's... there were great players to cheer for.

lilgodfather1
10-10-2012, 03:17 PM
There will be mass depression, mass joy, and mass appreciation for a man that like him or not touched us all like a white chick in Colorado.

InfiniteBaskets
10-10-2012, 03:19 PM
....then you stand there looking like a ret**d then. Your choice, since a bandwagoner, by definition jumps on when whatever team is winning, and then leaves when that team is losing. Like all the FAKE Cavs fans did the minute Lebron left Cleveland. And now they're FAKE Heat fans.....just like you:applause:


The ultimate measure of winning is winning the championship. By that definition, a bandwagon fan would have never been a fan of Cleveland, and only a fan of Miami after this past summer.

KyrieTheFuture
10-10-2012, 03:20 PM
All the Kobe stans will flock to KD

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 03:22 PM
The ultimate measure of winning is winning the championship. By that definition, a bandwagon fan would have never been a fan of Cleveland, and only a fan of Miami after this past summer.

This pathetic attempt at semantics is just that. So...all those FAKE Cavs fans who MYSTERIOUSLY vanished the minute Lebron left Cleveland, were all cheering for him to have a mediocre career, during those 60+ win seasons....then....huh? Keeping in mind, they didn't even know Cleveland had an NBA team prior to the Cavs signing Lebron in '03. Also keeping in mind, that those are exactly the same people who are now reppin' the Heat....for some strange reason. The common denominator bewtween the Cavs and the Heat is Lebron. So...trying to call them anything other than bandwagon FAKE Cavs/Heat fans, is hilariously stupid. Try again:no:

InfiniteBaskets
10-10-2012, 03:42 PM
This pathetic attempt at semantics is just that. So...all those FAKE Cavs fans who MYSTERIOUSLY vanished the minute Lebron left Cleveland, were all cheering for him to have a mediocre career, during those 60+ win seasons....then....huh? Keeping in mind, they didn't even know Cleveland had an NBA team prior to the Cavs signing Lebron in '03. Also keeping in mind, that those are exactly the same people who are now reppin' the Heat....for some strange reason. The common denominator bewtween the Cavs and the Heat is Lebron. So...trying to call them anything other than bandwagon FAKE Cavs/Heat fans, is hilariously stupid. Try again:no:

Why would you jump on the bandwagon of an NBA team if it isn't winning?

InfiniteBaskets
10-10-2012, 03:47 PM
This pathetic attempt at semantics is just that. So...all those FAKE Cavs fans who MYSTERIOUSLY vanished the minute Lebron left Cleveland, were all cheering for him to have a mediocre career, during those 60+ win seasons....then....huh? Keeping in mind, they didn't even know Cleveland had an NBA team prior to the Cavs signing Lebron in '03. Also keeping in mind, that those are exactly the same people who are now reppin' the Heat....for some strange reason. The common denominator bewtween the Cavs and the Heat is Lebron. So...trying to call them anything other than bandwagon FAKE Cavs/Heat fans, is hilariously stupid. Try again:no:

Did it ever occur to you that maybe those fans are just LeBron fans as opposed to bandwagon fans?

jbot
10-10-2012, 03:48 PM
many ish online personalities will commit suicide.

LakersReign
10-10-2012, 03:48 PM
Why would you jump on the bandwagon of an NBA team if it isn't winning?

Go find the 200 million "real" Cavs fans, outside of Cleveland, who disappeared after Lebron left, and ask them that

All Net
10-10-2012, 04:26 PM
We move on to hopefully the Dwight era..

Heavincent
10-10-2012, 04:28 PM
We move on to hopefully the Dwight era..

Kind of a downgrade.

All Net
10-10-2012, 04:31 PM
Kind of a downgrade.

Hard to top an all time great but excited what Dwight may do here. Will see.

Heavincent
10-10-2012, 04:33 PM
Hard to top an all time great but excited what Dwight may do here. Will see.

Yeah you guys are lucky that you keep getting these superstars one after another.

BuffaloBill
10-10-2012, 04:39 PM
http://lans-soapbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Pot_Meet_Kettle.jpg


Lol so true. Lebron/Kobe fans here are the same really.


I never really understood how it got to be so bad. And it's like they only care about Kobe & Lebron and say "**** the rest of the NBA."

coin24
10-10-2012, 04:40 PM
Hard to top an all time great but excited what Dwight may do here. Will see.

This:applause:

Droid101
10-10-2012, 04:41 PM
:no:
That's because you're a complete ****.

The Mamba
10-10-2012, 04:44 PM
Kobe's game is more asthetically pleasing to watch
:biggums:

We're talking about a guy who uses the same foot work and post moves / jumper fluidity as Jordan.

Yet doesn't have the insane quickness, leaping, driving and dunking ability as Jordan.

This even as a Kobe fan sounds utterly foolish.

BuffaloBill
10-10-2012, 04:46 PM
Does it matter? Half of them don't even watch basketball. The half that do mostly aren't even Lakers fans.


I wonder what percentage of Lebron fans are Heat fans.






:yaohappy:

coin24
10-10-2012, 04:48 PM
I wonder what percentage of Lebron fans are Heat fans.






:yaohappy:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

What happened to all the "real cavs fans":oldlol:
Shameless stans

Kobe 4 The Win
10-10-2012, 09:37 PM
This post will be a ghost town. The only one left will be Pauk and all his various sockpuppets agreeing with themselves about how awesome Lebron is.

clipps
10-10-2012, 10:06 PM
Will definitely be different. Im sure the Lakers FO will have something up their sleeve. By then, Kobe and Nash will be gone and Gasol will be the old fart unless he leaves before hand.

maybeshewill13
10-10-2012, 10:30 PM
That's because you're a complete ****.
Why so mad kiddo? :confusedshrug:

GoSpursGo1984
10-10-2012, 11:44 PM
The Kobe haters will continue to post here and have no life but they will just find someone else to hate.

atljonesbro
10-10-2012, 11:45 PM
I'll cry until my eyes dry out, then go jerk it to his 81 point game, then have a marathon of listening to Taylor Swift as I drown into a deep depression.

SevereUpInHere
10-10-2012, 11:47 PM
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/boratgroupdance5is.gif


27000 posts. How many do you think realistically have been in Kobe threads or about Kobe?

Big_Dogg
10-11-2012, 12:56 AM
I know when Kobe retires I'll look over at a great career with pride he was a Laker and enshrine him in my mind along with all the other great Lakers that played before him.

I was a Laker fan pre Kobe, I'll be a Laker fan post Kobe and will be around to usher in the Howard era in Lakerland.

cranincu
10-11-2012, 01:10 AM
i'm going to be crying like how those north koreans cried about kim jong the illest dying

Patrick Chewing
10-11-2012, 02:14 AM
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therammingman
10-11-2012, 02:28 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Babich4000/larrydavid.gif

:applause:

ebonics
10-11-2012, 03:14 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/Babich4000/larrydavid.gif

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Q.E.C
10-11-2012, 03:14 AM
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therammingman
10-11-2012, 04:45 PM
will there be a single non-kobe thread in the front page?