DAMN how did i EFF up with this chick?

[unbreakable]

. saw "Driveby pickup lines" on youtube LMAO.. hit a girl at the campus diner with "youre beauty is blinding.. im gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes" she loved it and hit me her num..

we hangout that night, get to know eachother etc.. no messing around

next night we watch a movie at her dorm , i make a move, we make out , grind, i finger her ... damn it felt good

anyways shes a freshman.. (im older but look 22 ish she thinks im 21) well she goes home for the weekend, doesnt answer texts or facebook msg anymore... told me "i just have alot going on at the moment"

one second she was totally feelin me (literally) idk wtf happened

:biggums:

will post pix when at home :cry:

[longhornfan1234]

saw alot of vids on picking up chicks etc.. saw "Driveby pickup lines" on youtube.. hit a girl at the campus diner with "youre beauty is blinding.. im gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes" she loved it and hit me her num..

we hangout that night, get to know eachother etc.. no messing around

next night we watch a movie at her dorm , i make a move, we make out , grind, i finger her ... damn it felt good

anyways shes a freshman.. (im older but look 22 ish she thinks im 21) well she goes home for the weekend, doesnt answer texts or facebook msg anymore... told me "i just have alot going on at the moment"

one second she was totally feelin me (literally) idk wtf happened

:biggums:

will post pix when at home :cry:


She got a man; get over it.

[ace23]

OP is cool as ****.

[highwhey]

How big are your fingers?

[unbreakable]

big enough to make her say "oo that hurts but in a good way"

[RaininTwos]

I remember when I first started going out with females. I would analyze situations to the point where I would over think what's taking place and make things a lot worse. She told you that there is a lot going on in her life at the moment, respect that and find something you like to do in your spare time.

[longhornfan1234]

big enough to make her say "oo that hurts but in a good way"

:kobe:

[nathanjizzle]

i heard that line before " i have alot going on at the moment" or" i have alot to think about" "i need time to think" means theres another guy or guys.

[Patrick Chewing]

LOL she leaves for the weekend and then you msg/call her?? Hahahahahahaaaa


You her boyfriend or something??? LOL :oldlol:

[highwhey]

big enough to make her say "oo that hurts but in a good way"
When.u work ur way to several fingers, sneak ur c0ck in. Usually when she starts moaning and shes buisy i start unzipping slowly and wait for the right opportunity

[RaininTwos]

When.u work ur way to several fingers, sneak ur c0ck in. Usually when she starts moaning and shes buisy i start unzipping slowly and wait for the right opportunity
:biggums:

[ace23]

:biggums:
:roll:

[RaininTwos]

:roll:
n*ggas are really sneaking in their cawks just to have sex now?

[TheSilentKiller]

When.u work ur way to several fingers, sneak ur c0ck in. Usually when she starts moaning and shes buisy i start unzipping slowly and wait for the right opportunity
:roll:

[ZeN]

When.u work ur way to several fingers, sneak ur c0ck in. Usually when she starts moaning and shes buisy i start unzipping slowly and wait for the right opportunity
pimp ninja

[ClutchOver9000]

you know when you laugh so hard that it comes out silent and you can't breathe? Yea that was me just now reading highwhey's post then scrolling down to see the tyrone biggums smiley. Dont ask me why I thought that was so funny but I thought I'd share... :oldlol:

[unbreakable]

LOL she leaves for the weekend and then you msg/call her?? Hahahahahahaaaa


You her boyfriend or something??? LOL :oldlol:

never called just hit her with 2 texts:coleman:

[unbreakable]

I remember when I first started going out with females. I would analyze situations to the point where I would over think what's taking place and make things a lot worse. She told you that there is a lot going on in her life at the moment, respect that and find something you like to do in your spare time.
nice advice bro will do :cheers:

[longhornfan1234]

LOL she leaves for the weekend and then you msg/call her?? Hahahahahahaaaa


You her boyfriend or something??? LOL :oldlol:

I'm weak. :roll: :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

never called just hit her with 2 texts:coleman:


Yeahhhhhh you never initiate that kind of shit. She going away for the weekend means you forget about her and find other ho's to finger bang.


What I would do to live in a dorm again

[L.Kizzle]

Wait, you said you in college?

Nigha, on to the next one. Don't be cryin' over one broad you just met for one day.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

LOL she leaves for the weekend and then you msg/call her?? Hahahahahahaaaa


You her boyfriend or something??? LOL :oldlol:
:roll:

[highwhey]

n*ggas are really sneaking in their cawks just to have sex now?
Joke :confusedshrug:

[ZeN]

Joke :confusedshrug:
Is that your response when she rejects tour advances? :lol

And by advances.. I mean the surprise cawk.

[highwhey]

Is that your response when she rejects tour advances? :lol

And by advances.. I mean the surprise cawk. "got you bltch!!!"


Lol it would be. I'm not gona lie, it did cross my mind once with some.chick. i was crazy drunk but i didnt go through with it b/c she was.close.to some chick i was hooking up with. This chick.wanted to fck too but she felt guilty about her friend.

[AirTupac]

She was probably get pounded by some other dude.

[Bucket_Nakedz]

still no pics

[maybeshewill13]

LOL at this thread.. OP you're a ****ing clown :facepalm

[BuGzBuNNy]

I remember when I first started going out with females. I would analyze situations to the point where I would over think what's taking place and make things a lot worse. She told you that there is a lot going on in her life at the moment, respect that and find something you like to do in your spare time.
Made this mistake over the summer, ruined a good thing

[East_Stone_Ya]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/232/picsor.jpg

[Meticode]

Removed because rufus the dentist thinks I'm being a total dick.

[maybeshewill13]

Good thing Jeff doesn't read the forum Meticode :lol

[MichaelCheazley]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/354/018/b57.gif

[East_Stone_Ya]

Meticode WTF man:lol

[ZeN]

Is it just me.. or has Meticode turned into a strange creepy individual?

[rufuspaul]

Is it just me.. or has Meticode turned into a strange creepy individual?


I was wondering if he had sold or given his account to someone a few weeks ago.

[Meticode]

Is it just me.. or has Meticode turned into a strange creepy individual?
My wife.

[TheMan]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb3yzfZmO1qjcwuzo1_500.gif

[Meticode]

I was wondering if he had sold or given his account to someone a few weeks ago.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc28/Meticode/IMAG0017.jpg

[brantonli]

Holy MF I'm on the computers on the library floor (HUNDREDS of people all around here) and that pic? Seriously that PIC? Not even a warning or ANYTHING

[rufuspaul]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc28/Meticode/IMAG0017.jpg


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/IMG_0967.jpg

[highwhey]

:lol @rufus

[Mach_3]

Wait, you said you in college?

Nigha, on to the next one. Don't be cryin' over one broad you just met for one day.

Ding ding!

OP if she left that's your cue to go looking for other females to take your mind off that one. Remember, the only thing better then pu$$y is new pu$$y. Honestly you probably shouldn't have even texted her when she left for the weekend

[Meticode]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/IMG_0967.jpg
JFC get a wireless router for your lappy.

[niko]

n*ggas are really sneaking in their cawks just to have sex now?
The sad thing is if the girl still thinks it's their finger.

[unbreakable]

what did meticode post to get yall all crazy????

[Meticode]

what did meticode post to get yall all crazy????
A woman getting fingered.

[Keith]

Did you show it to her?

[rufuspaul]

JFC get a wireless router for your lappy.


Sent from work where I have to plug into the ethernet. Sending now from my wireless router at home.


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/IMG_0969.jpg


Better? :confusedshrug:

[RaininTwos]

Rufus has hands that are smooth as fvck and manicured well. you can tell he fingers his wife on a regular basis.

[rufuspaul]

Rufus has hands that are smooth as fvck and manicured well. you can tell he fingers his wife on a regular basis.


:D


Also I make my living putting my hands in people's mouths.

[highwhey]

Jeff is MIA ha? Lol. Last time i got banned for posting a wiener in a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard in the BtE thread. Wish Jeff had been MIA then.

[rufuspaul]

Removed because rufus the dentist thinks I'm being a total dick.


Definitely not the reason I think you're being a total dick.



Seriously, you need to chill dude.

[ace23]

Still no pics.

[rufuspaul]

Got this neg:



i make my living putting my c0ck in your wife's mouth -meticode


:roll:

[Jax]

She found someone better back home.