Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

[Darth Vader]

Soon, Phil Jackson will be presented as the new head coach in LA. It was I who allowed Mike Brown to go on a 1-12 run!

It is unavoidable, the whole league will kneel before us...

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.forumsextreme.com/images2/sSW_emperor.gif


Meheheehheheehe, well done my minion.

[MavsPoke]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IH7fNud6-2I/T9QCImwAjJI/AAAAAAAABtg/jtEoXo95Uxo/s1600/Luke_NOOOOOO.jpg

[La Frescobaldi]

Soon, Phil Jackson will be presented as the new head coach in LA. It was I who allowed Mike Brown to go on a 1-12 run!

It is unavoidable, the whole league will kneel before us...

This thread is so perfect that it's just

/end

[Peteballa]

:applause: :bowdown:

[coin24]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[RRR3]

The emperor is supposed to be the one saying this. Get on "The Emperor" account (I've seen it) and make this post, please.





And BTW I sense the good in you father, the conflict...

[Heavincent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyxmD_UAK4

[kmartshopper]

of course the lakers would have vader as a fan. they probably got magneto, frieza, agent smith, and sauron on their side too:(

[Heavincent]

You know, if Mike Brown was a Star Wars character, he would probably be one of the lame prequel characters...


















































http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/movies/201211/jarjar.jpg

[Darth Vader]

I sense the good in you father, the conflict...

There is no conflict.

[RRR3]

There is no conflict.
You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll kill me now.

[BlackVVaves]

You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll kill me now.
:eek:

[Legends66NBA7]

Man, it's really going to suck when Disney screws up this franchise even more.

[Mr. Incredible]

LeBron's legacy is going to skyrocket when he defeats Kobe, dwight, Nash and Phil. :pimp:

[Darth Vader]

You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll kill me now.

I see you have constructed a new green rep lightsaber. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the emperor has foreseen.

[RRR3]

I see you have constructed a new green rep lightsaber. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the emperor has foreseen.
Come with me.

[Darth Vader]

Come with me.

It is too late for me son. Phil Jackson will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.

[RRR3]

It is too late for me son. Phil Jackson will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.
Then my father is truly dead.

[The Emperor]

Then my father is truly dead.

Welcome, young RRR3. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need those rep bars.

[RRR3]

Welcome, young RRR3. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need those rep bars.
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father.

[SpecialQue]

Man, it's really going to suck when Disney screws up this franchise even more.

Yeah, because George having absolute control worked wonders for the prequels...

[The Emperor]

You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father.

Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that is is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Soon, Phil Jackson will be presented as the new head coach in LA. It was I who allowed Mike Brown to go on a 1-12 run!

It is unavoidable, the whole league will kneel before us...
i predicted this sh!t as well. all the way down to phil returning. but then again, so did a lot of other people.

[RRR3]

Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that is is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.
You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me.

[The Emperor]

You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me.

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

[RRR3]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
Your arrogance about the Lakers is your weakness.

[DatAsh]

This thread is great

[The Emperor]

Your arrogance about the Lakers is your weakness.

Your faith in Lebron is yours.

[RRR3]

Your faith in Lebron is yours.
*Stares at battle outside, turns head and stares at lightsaber*

[The Emperor]

*Stares at battle outside, turns head and stares at lightsaber*

You want to neg me, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi rep bar. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

[RRR3]

You want to neg me, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi rep bar. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
*glares at emperor, again looks at lightsaber*

[The Emperor]

*glares at emperor, again looks at lightsaber*

It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.

[9erempiree]

*glares at emperor, again looks at lightsaber*

you don't have the looks of Skywalker, that's for sure.

[RRR3]

It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
*anger swells to nearly uncontrollable level*

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Then the Emperor has...already...won.

[RRR3]

Then the Emperor has...already...won.
Ben, why didn't you tell me? You told me Darth Vader killed my father.

[Noob Saibot]

Darth Vader, you are cool as hell. As long as you don't take over the Netherrealm, you and I got no beef.

[Doctor Rivers]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8ISV3mrQA5s/T2DZarlw_qI/AAAAAAAAAI0/iOUYy7p4U0c/s1600/EP1-IA-70054_R_8x10.jpg

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
lmfaOoo :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

this thread is hilarious.

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Ben, why didn't you tell me? You told me Darth Vader killed my father.

Look kid, you are putting me on the spot here but since you asked I'll tell you.

Yoda and I were too old so we needed you to knock off Darth Vader for us. We figured that if you knew he was your father you wouldn't do it. So, I kinda left that part out when I stated teaching you about the force and all that. It's a little sneeky, I admit, but I did what I had to do.

We've all done things we aren't proud of. I didn't tell you the whole truth about your father. You made out with your sister. What can you do, shit happens.

[RRR3]

Look kid, you are putting me on the spot here but since you asked I'll tell you.

Yoda and I were too old so we needed you to knock off Darth Vader for us. We figured that if you knew he was your father you wouldn't do it. So, I kinda left that part out when I stated teaching you about the force and all that. It's a little sneeky, I admit, but I did what I had to do.

We've all done things we aren't proud of. I didn't tell you the whole truth about your father. You made out with your sister. What can you do, shit happens.
Now wait a minute Ben, that's below the belt!

[Legends66NBA7]

Yeah, because George having absolute control worked wonders for the prequels...

Yeah, that is why I said even more.

:oldlol:

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Now wait a minute Ben, that's below the belt!

Hey Luke I'm not putting you on trial. She's pretty hot, no judgement.

If anyone should take shit for it it's her.

After all, she did admit that she always knew you were her brother. Just sayin'.

[MavsPoke]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8ISV3mrQA5s/T2DZarlw_qI/AAAAAAAAAI0/iOUYy7p4U0c/s1600/EP1-IA-70054_R_8x10.jpg

GOD DAMMIT JarJarBe!!! Get out of here!!!
You are ruining the greatest thread ever!!!! :rant

[RRR3]

Hey Luke I'm not putting you on trial. She's pretty hot, no judgement.

If anyone should take shit for it it's her.

After all, she did admit that she always knew you were her brother. Just sayin'.
She knew??!?!?!? :eek: :wtf:

[DaSeba5]

This thread was epic :roll:

[Kobe 4 The Win]

She knew??!?!?!? :eek: :wtf:

Yeah, she's a little kinky. Keep it under your hat because Han Solo would be pissed if he found out.

[RRR3]

Yeah, she's a little kinky. Keep it under your hat because Han Solo would be pissed if he found out.
Shit, that's not messed up. I won't tell Han, though, don't worry. What Han doesn't know won't hurt him. I won't kill my father though, Ben, I can still feel the good in him. I have to save him.

[Nets fan 93]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :pimp:

[RRR3]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :pimp:
A stormtrooper!!! *slashes with Lightsaber*

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Shit, that's not messed up. I won't tell Han, though, don't worry. What Han doesn't know won't hurt him. I won't kill my father though, Ben, I can still feel the good in him. I have to save him.

Good luck with that kid. Just a heads up, the Emperor can shoot lightning out of his hands. It's pretty gnarly so watch out.

[Nets fan 93]

A stormtrooper!!! *slashes with Lightsaber*
A storm trooper? nahhh luke it is I boba fett.

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020516/143111__boba_l.jpg

That pitt didnt kill me:yaohappy:

[RRR3]

Good luck with that kid. Just a heads up, the Emperor can shoot lightning out of his hands. It's pretty gnarly so watch out.
The emperor is a concern for me. I must free my father from his spell.

[RRR3]

A storm trooper? nahhh luke it is I boba fett.

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020516/143111__boba_l.jpg

That pitt didnt kill me:yaohappy:
Damn it Han your death blow missed! How is this M'fer alive?!?!?!?

[The Emperor]

*anger swells to nearly uncontrollable level*

Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

[RRR3]

Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
*uses force to grab lightsaber, swings down at emperor*

[Darth Vader]

*uses force to grab lightsaber, swings down at emperor*

Obi Wan has taught you well.

[RRR3]

Obi Wan has taught you well.
I will not fight you, father.

[Darth Vader]

I will not fight you, father.

If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.

[RRR3]

If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.
*dodges lightsaber throw, goes off and hides*

[DuMa]

nerd night it is

[Darth Vader]

*dodges lightsaber throw, goes off and hides*

You cannot hide forever, RRR3.

[RRR3]

You cannot hide forever, RRR3.
I will not fight you.

[Darth Vader]

I will not fight you.

Give yourself to the Lakers. It is the only way you can save the Heat. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed Bosh, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps Bosh will...

[RRR3]

Give yourself to the Lakers. It is the only way you can save the Heat. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed Bosh, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps Bosh will...
NOOOOOOO!!!!!

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/89329_o.gif
http://0.tqn.com/d/scifi/1/0/P/3/0/-/darth_vader_luke_7234.jpg



*stands angrily over Vader, pointing saber down at him*

[Dictator]

:lol

[The Emperor]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/89329_o.gif
http://0.tqn.com/d/scifi/1/0/P/3/0/-/darth_vader_luke_7234.jpg



*stands angrily over Vader, pointing saber down at him*

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side

[RRR3]

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side
Never! I'll never turn to the Lakers! You've failed, your highness. I am a LeBron fan, like my father before me.


*throws lightsaber away*

[The Emperor]

Never! I'll never turn to the Lakers! You've failed, your highness. I am a LeBron fan, like my father before me.


*throws lightsaber away*

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!

[RRR3]

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1304008_o.gif



FATHER PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

[The Emperor]

http://imageshack.us/a/img443/3614/palpatinelightning.jpg

[The Emperor]

Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand...

[Zedja]

Hi I'm Zedja :D

[RRR3]

aghhhh....

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Luke, that was the lightening I mentioned earlier. Sucks.

[The Emperor]

Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

[RRR3]

Luke, that was the lightening I mentioned earlier. Sucks.
http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/02/1/4/5/16667144069313463.jpg

[RRR3]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1304055/emperor-kills-luke-o.gif


father please!!!!

[Zedja]

Hi I'm Zedja :banana:

[Kobe 4 The Win]

Use the force Luke! Oops, wrong movie.

[Darth Vader]

http://imageshack.us/a/img35/5697/vaderthrowspalpatine.png


http://imageshack.us/a/img442/6999/dvbones54.jpg

[RRR3]

http://imageshack.us/a/img35/5697/vaderthrowspalpatine.png


http://imageshack.us/a/img442/6999/dvbones54.jpg
http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/0500f20098e80fb12ea1f38d38912eaa.jpg


http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/bb3bd0eaf85d597eebab96ef6bcc5824.jpg

[Darth Vader]

http://imageshack.us/a/img141/665/kobevader.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img10/1733/zzzzzct.png

[RoundMoundOfReb]

http://imageshack.us/a/img141/665/kobevader.png
:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol :lol :lol

[RRR3]

http://imageshack.us/a/img141/665/kobevader.png
http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/4b4c20778b30e9d77beeed38bb0f0150.jpg


But I've got to save you!

[Darth Vader]

http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/4b4c20778b30e9d77beeed38bb0f0150.jpg



But I've got to save you!

You already have, Lebron. You were right. You were right about me. Tell Bosh...you were right.

[RRR3]

You already have, Lebron. You were right. You were right about me. Tell Bosh...you were right.
Father....




I won't leave you!

[Luke Skywalker]

Father.....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[DaSeba5]

http://stylealchemy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kingofpopcorn1.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz617rSy01r38j04o1_500.gif

[RRR3]

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/laserdisk/sw6/pyre02.jpg






http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/a6f6d1d19e44c93e4ddb705a5672f145.jpg



http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/8d7659c5a56262006bd3b9b7e4f334c9.jpg

[Boomerang]

What are these? Are the above posters 10 year olds? Playing house?

[Mr. Jabbar]

http://imageshack.us/a/img141/665/kobevader.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img10/1733/zzzzzct.png


:roll: :roll:

pd: if luke was lebron, then darth = delonte

[RRR3]

http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/90db07396092524997f6c12be392fae4.jpg



R.I.P. father, Obi-Wan and Yoda.

[KingBeasley08]

lmao how'd I miss this thread :roll:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

This is the funniest thread is ish history.

[TheReal Kendall]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:



This was awesome! Best Thread on ISH

[Orlando Magic]

lllllllooooooooooooooooooollllll

[HylianNightmare]

darth vadar account had so much potential

[RoundMoundOfReb]

underrated thread. bump

[Combat Wombat]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

This is gold!