Eating ass?

[Just2McFly]

I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....

*enters the magnificent mind of OP*

"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"

"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."

*back to real life*

She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.

http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/feelsbadman.jpg

Anyone ever eaten ass before?

Somewhat related stand up material:

http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0

[DonDadda59]

I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.

[Just2McFly]

I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.

[Chief Keef]

Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?

[Just2McFly]

I'mma eat er whole ass

http://p.twimg.com/AuRvHgXCMAA7Wx4.jpg:large
http://i49.tinypic.com/2qnulfm.png
Dat form

*taking notes*

[Just2McFly]

Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:

[DonDadda59]

:(

Et tu, Macho? :facepalm

[Chief Keef]

I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:


I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.

[Just2McFly]

I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
I always want to try new shit.

[Just2McFly]

Literally? :lol
https://s3.amazonaws.com/blogs.thescore.com/tbj/files/2011/04/kobe-bryant-kiss-face.jpg

[CelticBaller]

Expected

[Brujesino]

I still havent eaten a girls asshole either:( I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.

[Just2McFly]

I still havent eaten a girls asshole either:( I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.
:cheers:

One day, our faces shall be buried in-between the cheeks/isley brothers

[Chief Keef]

So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?

[Just2McFly]

So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?
At the moment, no.

[Bano114]

At the moment, no.

Is that because your not fresh out the shower right now? Got a little cleaning to do first?

[Myth]

At the moment, no.

What about tomorrow then?

[mehyaM24]

premed has nothing better to on a friday night than to talk about eating ass.

mad that i exposed you fakkit?

[Scoooter]

Depends on the ass. Waxed, bleached, and power-washed? Of course.

[FillJackson]

Is that because your not fresh out the shower right now? Got a little cleaning to do first?

Just a lesson for the young folks. Porn is filled with rimming and other assplay these days. However, what they don't tell you is that when they hire the talent for an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours before and uses at enema on set before doing the scene.

All of the above means this is not a situation you are likely to casually find in real life.

[Bano114]

Just a lesson for the young folks. Porn is filled with rimming and other assplay these days. However, what they don't tell you is that when they hire the talent for an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours before and uses at enema on set before doing the scene.

All of the above means this is not a situation you are likely to casually find in real life.

Thanks for the info Doris Burke

[tomtucker]

you has to start out slow....with someone you are familiar with......like a family member for instance......

[Hands of Iron]

I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....

*enters the magnificent mind of OP*

"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"

"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."

*back to real life*

She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.

http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/feelsbadman.jpg

Anyone ever eaten ass before?

Somewhat related stand up material:

http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0

She dunno what she (possibly) missed out on.

[DwadeOverLebron]

:confusedshrug:

So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure.. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better

[kNIOKAS]

:confusedshrug:

So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure.. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better
This...

[Bigsmoke]

i would rub my face up a girls ass but i wouldn't do any licking or any of that shit like some of my ****** do.

[L.Kizzle]

ill put a wig on, and y'all can eat my ass
Oh shit ... literally.

[HylianNightmare]

do that all the time, i usually just grab their legs and push them past their head and just go straight from dat ***** to the ass, every girl i've done it with has loved it

[Hands of Iron]

Clean, tight little baloon knots are -yum- and meant to be licked. Just look at it.. It's begging for it. Man up. http://www.benjaminnyffenegger.com/resources/s/smiley_deal.gif

[miller-time]

:confusedshrug:

So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure.. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better

that is the equivalent of finding 1 hair in your food, or eating a bowl of hair.

[LEFT4DEAD]

As someone who's first sex was ana! (licking too) I can only say to you: go for it, but only if she is clean, shaved and all. Thats the time I will never forget, and probably the last one with ana! and ass licking, because you dont meet a girl who is into that every day.

[L.Kizzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJcaWLNcA0

[DonDadda59]

Clean, tight little baloon knots are -yum- and meant to be licked. Just look at it.. It's begging for it. Man up. http://www.benjaminnyffenegger.com/resources/s/smiley_deal.gif

http://i.imgur.com/59Vt6.gif


Also, sorry DonDadda :(

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30100000/YOU-RE-DEAD-TO-ME-asdf-movie-30180010-476-282.jpg

[Balla_Status]

http://cdn.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar27113_88.gif

[IGOTGAME]

yall nasty.

[macmac]

Fukk yeah I feast on that ass...have a broad sit on my face and suffocate me with her huge ass cheeks while she forces me to eat her booty hole while she jerks me off....tastes like cooked liver truth be told

I'm a fkin freak tho ill let girls eat my ass all day with my ball sack rubbin on their eyes and shiit....i guess that's what the Internet has turned me into

[Lakers Legend#32]

As long as she's showered first, dive right in!

[Legend of Josh]

I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.

More than that - what type of man would share with a message board his truly "down under" (we're not talking about exploring the coral reef, more like Mariana Trench) adventures?

I'm a kinky dude, but the same bodily organ I use to luxuriate taste, inserting such a device into said booty hole doesn't serve a benefit or purpose whatsoever. Likewise for any chick who wants to finger my backdoor dump truck. Not happening, much less a chick who wants to french kiss downstairs.

I can go as far as not minding a little "stinky on my dinky" from time to time, but that's where I draw the line in the sand.

[creepingdeath]

http://cdn.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar27113_88.gif
Source?
:biggums:

[Dragonyeuw]

<-----------------

In a fukking heartbeat.

[Legend of Josh]

<-----------------

In a fukking heartbeat.

So you like that double-chocolate Hot Pocket?

[Bucket_Nakedz]

nah. i prefer to go to town on dat booty like this...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leynqvaS7e1qfsjg7.gif

[L.Kizzle]

nah. i prefer to go to town on dat booty like this...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leynqvaS7e1qfsjg7.gif
That's that new sex!!!!

:applause:

[D-Wade316]

Wut

[rufuspaul]

I confess it has happened. Usually the hot tub was invlolved.

[I<3NBA]

nah. i prefer to go to town on dat booty like this...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leynqvaS7e1qfsjg7.gif
goddamn. i was banned here for posting a pic of a naked African chick but apparently, pics like these are ok.

[Balla_Status]

goddamn. i was banned here for posting a pic of a naked African chick but apparently, pics like these are ok.

Either hasn't been reported or mod hasn't seen it yet.

Considering that this thread is still up...

Who cares either way...

[G-Funk]

i do it, gets my bitch super wet...that shyt will make them so horny they would swallow ur nut or wanna get ****ed in the bootyhole

[brandonislegend]

dat ass

[chazzy]

nah bro

[bmulls]

goddamn. i was banned here for posting a pic of a naked African chick but apparently, pics like these are ok.

I got banned for posting a scene from a movie where a chick shows her butt cheeks

[Heilige]

nah. i prefer to go to town on dat booty like this...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leynqvaS7e1qfsjg7.gif



hnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

[Dictator]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda4v9YOXl1r55m0po1_500.gif

yum

[JerryWest]

As long as it's clean why not? :confusedshrug:

[ihoopallday]

:lol The gifs on this site be killing me.

[No_Look604]

That GIF of dude doing the 360 has to be the funniest shyte ever on ISH.

[Balla_Status]

That GIF of dude doing the 360 has to be the funniest shyte ever on ISH.

lol @ it not being deleted either lmfao

[Just2McFly]

lol @ it not being deleted either lmfao
this thread is too wavy for that, we're all grown here

[SupermanOnSteroids]

i eat ass every time i have sex. i go down on em, do my little thing. make em squirm and then lick that butt hole like there's no tomorrow. I mean I eat the corn right outta their asses. The Bears love it but the Twinks are a little shy about it usually.

[BrainDead]

My ex girl used to *** hard as hell when I would lick her ass and finger her pu$$y while playing with her clit. She loved that shit....and I loved that shit too.

It only happened when we 69'd....and it was always when she was fresh out the shower.

[Swaggin916]

I always want to try new shit.

:applause:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

meow

[Ghost1]

i eat ass every time i have sex. i go down on em, do my little thing. make em squirm and then lick that butt hole like there's no tomorrow. I mean I eat the corn right outta their asses. The Bears love it but the Twinks are a little shy about it usually.



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Meticode]

I've done it with one girl who had the best ass I've ever been with. She naturally has a nice ass, and she kept herself clean all the time and for whatever reason she never needed to bleach or wax. She had brown hair, but she had zero hair around her asshole. She's the only one I've ever done it, only one I wanted to do it with and it was great. After we got comfortable I would tongue and rim her all the time and in my mind I always thought there would be some sort of taste, but nope. It was tasteless for me at least. Good times for me.

I was the only guy that ever did that with her up until that point and we found out that she would orgasm if I went to town on her asshole, using one hand to finger her and the other to smack and grab her cheek while my tongue was licking away. Her lets would literally tremble.

[sammichoffate]

I've done it with one girl who had the best ass I've ever been with. She naturally has a nice ass, and she kept herself clean all the time and for whatever reason she never needed to bleach or wax. She had brown hair, but she had zero hair around her asshole. She's the only one I've ever done it, only one I wanted to do it with and it was great. After we got comfortable I would tongue and rim her all the time and in my mind I always thought there would be some sort of taste, but nope. It was tasteless for me at least. Good times for me.

I was the only guy that ever did that with her up until that point and we found out that she would orgasm if I went to town on her asshole, using one hand to finger her and the other to smack and grab her cheek while my tongue was licking away. Her lets would literally tremble.Did you doggy bend her or just bury your face in while she was reading a book on her stomach? :lol

[TheMan]

I've had my ass eaten out by bad bitches fellas...it's the elixir of the gods

[Meticode]

Did you doggy bend her or just bury your face in while she was reading a book on her stomach? :lol
Obviously doggy gives the best angle. I did let her sit on my face several times though.

The best thing about women like her is they're independent and in charge all day. Making choices at work, leading people, worrying about the details, etc...but when it comes to sex usually women like her want to let all the choices go and want someone to dominate them.

And if you show them that you crave every inch of their mind and body the sex is all that more enjoyable.

[Draz]

Any fellas here bury their tongue inside the hole? I've done it a few times and feel like an animal. It's not a decision I make it just happens.

[Meticode]

Any fellas here bury their tongue inside the hole? I've done it a few times and feel like an animal. It's not a decision I make it just happens.
I haven't went that far. I don't know what's lurking on the other side. :lol But yea, you lose control if you're with a woman that will do anything for you, but wants you to do everything to her. I mean...if she's going to allow me to *** all over her mouth and stare into my eyes showing me she loves tasting me...yea...I'm probably going to love eating some ass as long as it's clean and tidy.

[sammichoffate]

Obviously doggy gives the best angle. I did let her sit on my face several times though.

The best thing about women like her is they're independent and in charge all day. Making choices at work, leading people, worrying about the details, etc...but when it comes to sex usually women like her want to let all the choices go and want someone to dominate them.

And if you show them that you crave every inch of their mind and body the sex is all that more enjoyable.I find it funny how women these days will try to act like they have standards in public but like to get manhandled in the bedroom lol.

[Meticode]

I find it funny how women these days will try to act like they have standards in public but like to get manhandled in the bedroom lol.
It's a natural trait as far as I'm concerned. Every woman I've ever been with in my life loves the tenderness, loves the soft touch, but ultimately when it comes down to pure pleasure they just want to be pinned and taken control of. Just like it's our natural trait to want to do that. It's what attracts one to the other.

[sammichoffate]

It's a natural trait as far as I'm concerned. Every woman I've ever been with in my life loves the tenderness, loves the soft touch, but ultimately when it comes down to pure pleasure they just want to be pinned and taken control of. Just like it's our natural trait to want to do that. It's what attracts one to the other.What i'm talking about is they'll put up a front so that they won't get called sluts and shit like when they put "no hookups" on their dating profiles. Like bitch, you're not fooling anyone with the kinds of pics you have on there. Even funnier when they call themselves feminists :oldlol:

[diamenz]

I find it funny how women these days will try to act like they have standards in public but like to get manhandled in the bedroom lol.

some guys just wanna get f***ed, man.


I've had my ass eaten out by bad bitches fellas...it's the elixir of the gods

did u scream, bro?

[Jasper]

act like a pro - have some candy , spit drip onto her butt hole , and lick and enjoy ...
You'll see her squirm.

[highwhey]

act like a pro - have some candy , spit drip onto her butt hole , and lick and enjoy ...
You'll see her squirm.
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