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ihoopallday
12-19-2012, 11:05 PM
Have to suck the dick for atleast 5 seconds. Would you :confusedshrug:

Qwyjibo
12-19-2012, 11:06 PM
Make it 30 seconds for $10,000 and you have a deal. And I mean YOU.

Graviton
12-19-2012, 11:09 PM
Umm, maybe if it was hairless and below 6 inches. Anyone who says they wouldn't is just lying, 5 seconds for 10 million? You could buy 100 pounds of toothpaste, mouthwash, juicy fruit and 100 elite hookers.

Bosnian Sajo
12-19-2012, 11:09 PM
I'd make it the worlds greatest ****ing blow job ever. For 10 mil? Ima love dat dick.

im not right in the head

d.bball.guy
12-19-2012, 11:12 PM
I'd make it the worlds greatest ****ing blow job ever. For 10 mil? Ima love dat dick.

im not right in the head
This and this.

miller-time
12-19-2012, 11:12 PM
So the cool way to answer would be to act squeamish and say "OMG that is totally gross and I am not gay, so no!"?

Honestly it wouldn't bother me. People have done a lot worse for a lot less.

Spaulding
12-19-2012, 11:14 PM
Sure.

sorry mom

code green
12-19-2012, 11:22 PM
I'd suck a tranny dick for free.

A DMV sighting! :cheers:

I'd suck it to completion for 10% of that.

TylerOO
12-19-2012, 11:24 PM
Absolutely

ErhnamDjinn
12-19-2012, 11:45 PM
id think about it then proceed to sign the deal and suck cawk

bmulls
12-19-2012, 11:46 PM
5 seconds? This one isn't even hard.

Would ya'll fck your own mother for 10 mil?

QUIZZLE
12-19-2012, 11:48 PM
5 seconds? This one isn't even hard.

Would ya'll fck your own mother for 10 mil?

:roll:

StateOfMind12
12-19-2012, 11:48 PM
5 seconds really? I'm sure people would do that for just 1k, :oldlol:

longhornfan1234
12-19-2012, 11:50 PM
5 seconds? This one isn't even hard.

Would ya'll fck your own mother for 10 mil?
If you raise it to 20 million.

SourPatchKids
12-19-2012, 11:50 PM
What word does the 5 asteriks stand for? Mango? If so then hell yes.

d.bball.guy
12-19-2012, 11:52 PM
What word does the 5 asteriks stand for? Mango? If so then hell yes.
It's lemon

Graviton
12-19-2012, 11:52 PM
5 seconds? This one isn't even hard.

Would ya'll fck your own mother for 10 mil?
Not mom, maybe aunt. Can you use roofies to erase memory?

SourPatchKids
12-19-2012, 11:55 PM
It's lemon
Drats, I'll have to think about that one.

L.Kizzle
12-19-2012, 11:57 PM
For 10 mil, I'd do more than just suck a dick. I tickling balls, using hands, spit.

IamRAMBO24
12-19-2012, 11:58 PM
For 10 mil, I'd do more than just suck a dick. I tickling balls, using hands, spit.

Dude you are so gay. :facepalm

Dictator
12-19-2012, 11:59 PM
Hell no.

:biggums: at the responses

Beebo
12-20-2012, 12:00 AM
Who is this person that would pay 10 mil to get his dick sucked?? Must be pretty desperate

Kews1
12-20-2012, 12:00 AM
For 10 mil, I'd do more than just suck a dick. I tickling balls, using hands, spit.

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/meh.ro7954.jpg

JerryWest
12-20-2012, 12:02 AM
5 seconds? I'm pretty sure everyone here would do that, hell I would deep throat that dick.

Beebo
12-20-2012, 12:03 AM
I would deep throat that dick.

****** :coleman:

IamRAMBO24
12-20-2012, 12:03 AM
You guys do know this is trick question to see who is willing to suck d*ck (or lick ballls) for the right price right ...

Since a pack of cigs is like the equivalent of a million bucks in prison, I bet 90% of you guys will end up gagging on some d*ck if you ever end up in there.

Sad to see so many homosexuals in a sports forum.

Kews1
12-20-2012, 12:04 AM
5 seconds? I'm pretty sure everyone here would do that, hell I would deep throat that dick.

http://i.qkme.me/7ca5.jpg

JerryWest
12-20-2012, 12:04 AM
****** :coleman:
All for that 10m baby :cheers:

dilley
12-20-2012, 12:05 AM
Can I pay you $10 to suck your dick? PM me

dilley
12-20-2012, 12:06 AM
You guys do know this is trick question to see who is willing to suck d*ck (or lick ballls) for the right price right ...

Since a pack of cigs is like the equivalent of a million bucks in prison, I bet 90% of you guys will end up gagging on some d*ck if you ever end up in there.

Sad to see so many homosexuals in a sports forum.
It's a trick question to see who would suck a dick? The question is WOULD YOU SUCK A DICK? No tricks there.

ihoopallday
12-20-2012, 12:12 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: At these responses.

Graviton
12-20-2012, 12:12 AM
Not mom, maybe aunt. Can you use roofies to erase memory?
Someone negged me for this with "**** you, your a dumb **** and not funny", I think we may have an aunt fuker with repressed memories on our hands, and a retard who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. :lol

d.bball.guy
12-20-2012, 12:16 AM
Who is this person that would pay 10 mil to get his dick sucked?? Must be pretty desperate
OP
jk lol

SourPatchKids
12-20-2012, 12:20 AM
Who is this person that would pay 10 mil to get his dick sucked?? Must be pretty desperate
Kobe jnr dude is loaded but got no game at all. can't even get gay men to suck his dick

ihoopallday
12-20-2012, 12:26 AM
OP
jk lol

:lol I wish I had $10,000,000 to blow (no pun intended)

daily
12-20-2012, 12:40 AM
For 10 mil, I'd do more than just suck a dick. I tickling balls, using hands, spit.Would you do it for a dollar? You've established you're gay now lets see how desperate you are for money

L.Kizzle
12-20-2012, 12:43 AM
Would you do it for a dollar? You've established you're gay now lets see how desperate you are for money
A dollar, that's crackhead prices. Sucking a dick for 10 mil don't make you gay, it makes you a smart man.

ihoopallday
12-20-2012, 12:58 AM
A dollar, that's crackhead prices. Sucking a dick for 10 mil don't make you gay, it makes you a smart man.

:cheers:

flipogb
12-20-2012, 01:01 AM
A dollar, that's crackhead prices. Sucking a dick for 10 mil don't make you gay, it makes you a smart man.
not doing it might make you gay, cuz 10 mil will get you all the b*tches you want

SevereUpInHere
12-20-2012, 01:01 AM
The real question is would you suck 10,000,000 ***** for $1?

ace23
12-20-2012, 01:03 AM
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/meh.ro7954.jpg
:oldlol:

And I noticed that you changed your location. Did you graduate/transfer/drop out or just realize how douchey it was to have MIT as your location? :confusedshrug:

flipogb
12-20-2012, 01:04 AM
The real question is would you suck 10,000,000 ***** for $1?
1mil per **** , how many will you suck?

Legend of Josh
12-20-2012, 01:04 AM
Not mom, maybe aunt. Can you use roofies to erase memory?

First, you must ask Pete.

ace23
12-20-2012, 01:05 AM
5 seconds? This one isn't even hard.

Would ya'll fck your own mother for 10 mil?
We talking rape or consensual?

SevereUpInHere
12-20-2012, 01:09 AM
1mil per **** , how many will you suck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U34fZwLTKk

:oldlol:

Draz
12-20-2012, 01:44 AM
I'd make sure every dollar was rightfully earned, sir.

LMFAO!

The real question is, would you get **** gape your mother for $100,000,000,000

Myth
12-20-2012, 01:47 AM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."

dilley
12-20-2012, 01:55 AM
The real question is, would you get **** gape your mother for $100,000,000,000
I'm not sure what you're asking, but yes. Twice.

Draz
12-20-2012, 01:59 AM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."

LMFAO ROFL IM DONE!

poido123
12-20-2012, 02:10 AM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."

:roll: :roll: pissed myself! You say some funny shit man :lol:

poido123
12-20-2012, 02:13 AM
In response to the question, it would never happen, but if it did and if I saw that money in my bank account BEFORE having to do the act, I'd...force myself to, probably would of swigged a few drinks to do it though..

ihoopallday
12-20-2012, 02:35 AM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."

:lol Best response so far.

Myth
12-20-2012, 02:44 AM
:roll: :roll: pissed myself! You say some funny shit man :lol:

Thanks, but it is also true. :cheers:

Myth
12-20-2012, 02:46 AM
In response to the question, it would never happen, but if it did and if I saw that money in my bank account BEFORE having to do the act, I'd...force myself to, probably would of swigged a few drinks to do it though..

This. If 10,000,000+ people can do it for fun, I can do it for $10,000,000.

alenleomessi
12-20-2012, 03:56 AM
for 10 millions i will let black men gangbang me
i mean its 10 millions :confusedshrug:

ClutchOver9000
12-20-2012, 04:05 AM
:lol whoever said they wouldnt is flat out dumb as hell...

Its 10 MILLION FVCKING DOLLARS!

ukballer
12-20-2012, 04:43 AM
You guys do know this is trick question to see who is willing to suck d*ck (or lick ballls) for the right price right ...

Since a pack of cigs is like the equivalent of a million bucks in prison, I bet 90% of you guys will end up gagging on some d*ck if you ever end up in there.

Sad to see so many homosexuals in a sports forum.

Setting yourself up for life and never having to work again isn't worth the price of sucking a dick for 5 seconds.

Keep getting those benefits bro. :lol

maybeshewill13
12-20-2012, 05:04 AM
OK, what if you had to swallow?

maybeshewill13
12-20-2012, 05:05 AM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."

Repped good sir, a jolly good laugh was had.

EDIT: Oops can't rep, apparently I repped you recently..

tomtucker
12-20-2012, 06:06 AM
OK, what if you had to swallow?

right, this bet should be worse.....you would have to make it cuum........you also have to remember the dick

Legend of Josh
12-20-2012, 06:09 AM
That hot/most popular ? of the ISH day/evening is "would you suck ____ for _____?" and it's been a hot button since its birth.

I'm done. This is why ISH is a graveyard for quality posters these days. Good bye. Not to mention the above post follows with the ? of "do you have to swallow?" ... # facepalm

(until let's say... two or three days?)

poido123
12-20-2012, 06:19 AM
That hot/most popular ? of the ISH day/evening is "would you suck ____ for _____?" and it's been a hot button since its birth.

I'm done. This is why ISH is a graveyard for quality posters these days. Good bye. Not to mention the above post follows with the ? of "do you have to swallow?" ... # facepalm

(until let's say... two or three days?)

..And it's entertaining everytime :lol:

If you lightened up a bit, you wouldn't off missed some of the funny posts in here, but you have your serious pants on, so no laughs for you :(

maybeshewill13
12-20-2012, 06:39 AM
That hot/most popular ? of the ISH day/evening is "would you suck ____ for _____?" and it's been a hot button since its birth.

I'm done. This is why ISH is a graveyard for quality posters these days. Good bye. Not to mention the above post follows with the ? of "do you have to swallow?" ... # facepalm

(until let's say... two or three days?)

See you tomorrow. You can't run.. you can't hide. This is a machine. ISH does not forgive. ISH does not forget.

tomtucker
12-20-2012, 06:40 AM
That hot/most popular ? of the ISH day/evening is "would you suck ____ for _____?" and it's been a hot button since its birth.

I'm done. This is why ISH is a graveyard for quality posters these days. Good bye. Not to mention the above post follows with the ? of "do you have to swallow?" ... # facepalm

(until let's say... two or three days?)

you sir, just earned $10,000,000

LEFT4DEAD
12-20-2012, 07:06 AM
WoW I didn't know ISH has so many ****.
On thread: yes I would

CeltsGarlic
12-20-2012, 08:10 AM
Already am.

miller-time
12-20-2012, 08:17 AM
[QUOTE=tomtucker]right, this bet should be worse.....you would have to make it cuum........you also have to remember the dick

tomtucker
12-20-2012, 02:03 PM
So when you go down on a girl you do realize that other guys have been there too?

only fukk virgins, so i don

dunksby
12-20-2012, 02:08 PM
Is it after taxes?

OhNoTimNoSho
12-20-2012, 03:10 PM
Id toss Al Roker's salad after he had diarrhea for 10 mil.

Dragonyeuw
12-20-2012, 03:23 PM
For $10,000,000 I would suck a dick to completion all over my face, while getting ass rammed, with my entire family watching. And then everytime somebody presents a hand for me to shake, I would have to shake their hand and say "Hello, I sucked a dick."


:roll: :roll:

Stuckey
12-20-2012, 04:39 PM
yes. the answer is yes.

Derka
12-20-2012, 05:42 PM
It'll be the best five seconds of that dick's existence.

For $10 million bucks...you kidding me? I'll put my finger up his ass if he wants. Dude could photograph it and put it on his FB page.

IGOTGAME
12-20-2012, 05:48 PM
Anyone who isn't ballin and wouldn't do this is gay.

creepingdeath
12-20-2012, 06:09 PM
Let's up the ante. You only get the money if the dude cums. The twist: that pal has severe problems cumming, but you're only being told about that after a couple of minutes. So either you give him the world's best blowjob and "hope for the best" or walk away in shame, knowing you sucked someone else's cawk... for nothing.

ihoopallday
12-20-2012, 06:11 PM
It'll be the best five seconds of that dick's existence.

For $10 million bucks...you kidding me? I'll put my finger up his ass if he wants. Dude could photograph it and put it on his FB page.

:roll: :roll:

Loneshot
12-20-2012, 06:19 PM
reminds me of this http://youtu.be/frBLN4vGpfs?t=1m58s

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
12-20-2012, 06:38 PM
Some of the responses. :oldlol: :roll: DAYUM!

SpecialQue
12-20-2012, 07:28 PM
Let's up the ante. You only get the money if the dude cums. The twist: that pal has severe problems cumming, but you're only being told about that after a couple of minutes. So either you give him the world's best blowjob and "hope for the best" or walk away in shame, knowing you sucked someone else's cawk... for nothing.

This is ISH's version of the Trolley problem.

ILLsmak
12-20-2012, 07:33 PM
Umm, maybe if it was hairless and below 6 inches. Anyone who says they wouldn't is just lying, 5 seconds for 10 million? You could buy 100 pounds of toothpaste, mouthwash, juicy fruit and 100 elite hookers.

you're forgetting that people would likely know it. You'd be known as the guy who got rich by sucking a dick.

money doesn't mean that much to me. When I was younger, I'd actually entertain a question like this, but now... I don't think I would. How much money is enough money? 10 million is a lot of money. I don't need that or a dick in my mouth.

-Smak

scandisk_
12-20-2012, 07:37 PM
A whole Freakin' Lot of monies for a 5sec blowjob? Fcuk! we could DT too.

What's the lowest amount of money you would suck a dick for? :lol :lol :lol

SpecialQue
12-20-2012, 07:40 PM
Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?

TheMan
12-20-2012, 07:47 PM
Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?
lol, ur one sick fvck:oldlol:

tomtucker
12-20-2012, 07:48 PM
Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?
:biggums: ...you have been doing some thinking !..........:oldlol:

tmacattack33
12-20-2012, 08:32 PM
Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?

:oldlol:

enayes
12-20-2012, 08:41 PM
I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.

PistonsFan#21
12-20-2012, 08:47 PM
I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.

its also just 3 grand...:confusedshrug:

unless that 3 grand can be life changing i dont understand how a straight man would do it

enayes
12-20-2012, 10:12 PM
its also just 3 grand...:confusedshrug:

unless that 3 grand can be life changing i dont understand how a straight man would do it

It just doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Yea it would be gross, but 3 grand is a lot of money. I guess I sound like I'd be willing to be a gay hooker or something. Maybe it's time to get some rest.

SpecialQue
12-20-2012, 10:16 PM
I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.

On one hand, it's just a fvcking dlck, and what's a dlck in the grand scheme of things?

On the other, for someone who isn't gay and would feel gross about this for the rest of my life, $3,000 seems like too small an amount to give up my dignity.

Dictator
12-20-2012, 10:23 PM
I can't even tell whether you people are joking or not.

red1
12-20-2012, 10:25 PM
bunch of c*ck suckers :lol

L.Kizzle
12-20-2012, 10:29 PM
I can't even tell whether you people are joking or not.
What's to joke about? It's just a dick and for only 5 seconds. :biggums:

It's not like some guy is gonna open up your a$$hole for the first time.

Suck dick ... get money

L.Kizzle
12-20-2012, 10:37 PM
Lol at all the broke proud nighas in this thread.

Dictator
12-20-2012, 10:38 PM
What's to joke about? It's just a dick and for only 5 seconds. :biggums:

It's not like some guy is gonna open up your a$$hole for the first time.

Suck dick ... get money

Rich, Gay, and Going Hell vs Normal Life

Legend of Josh
12-20-2012, 10:59 PM
Way too many ***** smokers in here. Before you know it, you all will be sucking other men's assholes and gobbling nuts (literally), in both solid (testicles in mouf) and liquid form.

You guys are a bunch of sick mudda ****as. Speaking of which, how much money would it take for you **** suckers to venture over into bangin' your own mother's brains out? I will admit money will make you do some crazy shit, but shouldn't we be drawing a line in the sand somewhere?

Before you know it, you'll be grandma ****in' - grandpa ****in'! - hell, if someone paid you enough you'd seriously consider digging up your own great grandfather's coffin and doing the McNasty if the price was right.

Bandito
12-20-2012, 11:46 PM
Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?Ewww no.

Just2McFly
12-21-2012, 02:23 PM
Nope, don't see why when I am going to make that anyways.

ILLsmak
12-21-2012, 05:20 PM
bunch of c*ck suckers :lol

yea, since this deal won't ever happen it's just a bunch of dude's talking about sucking dick and what else they'd do to a guy... DAS****EDUP.

-Smak

RoseCity07
12-22-2012, 07:42 AM
There is a scene in the movie Kingpin where this rich guy offers Roy Munson a million to screw Ishmael.

ZeN
01-07-2013, 03:09 PM
What a bunch of Homosexuals.